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Looking at Ruan Yi, and looking at the barrage, Ji Hang felt that he was not well: "No... no! Why am I dirty! I..."

"I'm not dirty during the live broadcast, my dear! I'm not dirty!" Ji Hang felt incoherent now, "I just play games normally, I... no, don't talk nonsense, okay?" , I didn’t do anything, I’m innocent! What do you mean I’m dirty to Miaomiao, there’s no “also”! I’m obviously not dirty at all!”

- "It's not big, it's cool, call it Dad (dog head)"

- "I testify that the big pig's trotter just kept chasing Miao Miao's game character and asked 'is it good'"

- "Hahahahaha this big pig's hoof is already dirty"

- "I suspect Brother Hang is driving the car, but I have no proof"

- "Seriously, why do boys always like to be called dad?"

- "When it comes to calling Dad, I think of my little brother"

- "Don't throw away the big dirty pig's hooves"

-"The little brother moved and moved people away, he needs to go online to wind up this big pig's hoof"

- "Please pass the microphone to Miao Miao, I want to hear how dirty it is in private, I can"

-"I can too!"

- "I have a baby, what do you think is dirty (dog head)"

As soon as Ruan Yi approached with a water glass in his hand, Ji Hang opened his backpack and showed it to him, arguing with reason: "I just had a rare job in my job, I just couldn't help it, I'm wronged, baby, I'm clean net."

At first, Ruan Yi didn't understand what his "job" referred to, until he saw a pile of medicine neatly stacked there in his third-level bag.

The three medical boxes lined up one after the other looked like they were selling computers, and there were five first-aid kits below them, with a big red-dotted pineapple in their hands and an SLR on their backs.

Thinking of the people who used to be so poor that they could only pick up junk everywhere, Ruan Yi couldn't help laughing: "Did you finally become a veritable rich second generation?"

"That's right! It's not easy, so I just showed off my wealth." Ji Hang nodded seriously, and reiterated, "It's not dirty during the live broadcast."

- "It's not dirty when it's live..."

- "Is that dirty in private?"

- "Are you sure you are showing off your wealth now, not showing your love?"

- "I just want to know when this wave of super express delivery for Brother Hang will be delivered"

- "So fat, I panic when I look at it"

- "I've seen this game, and it was a sudden death in the finals"

Ruan Yi smiled, and as soon as he put on the earphones and sat down next to him, he heard the sound of opening the door from the left: "Someone is here."

"Yeah." Ji Hang's expression was quiet for a second, and as the man approached unsuspectingly, he had already posed in the corner, ready to make a fool of himself.

All in the live broadcast room, they held their breath and focused their attention. The moment they saw the door being opened from the outside, they were suddenly pierced by a shocking "Ji Hang, answer the phone!" pierced their eardrums.

Ji Hang's hand on the gun trembled in fright. If it wasn't for the big pineapple magazine's large capacity, and the visitor was not at all prepared for his presence, and stayed at the door for a long time without reacting, Ji Hang should have been turned back long ago. killed.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Ji Hang froze at the wooden stake at the door to finish his one-shot bullet before killing him.

Ji Hang: "..."

Ruan Yi put it to the point: "...a hundred rounds of big pineapples, this man deserves to die."

But the barrage's attention had long been absorbed by Ji Hang's cell phone spread out on the table, and Ruan Yi also looked over - the familiar "Lafayette".

Then he replaced all the bullet chats and asked them the question in their hearts: "So why can you customize the ringtone for your voice calls?"

- "I want the same ringtone"

- "My mother's voice is really nice"

- "What kind of black technology is this?"

- "Wake Up Ahead"

- "Okay, I'm awake, Miao Miao's mother's voice is really nice"

Ji Hang stared at his mobile phone on the table and remained silent for two seconds, his handsome face was full of discomfort, needless to say, he could guess all the causes and consequences in a second.

Helpless, he took off the earphones, picked up the phone and got up and said: "It's my mother, I'll go out and pick it up, baby, you can continue to play, if you want a ringtone, I will help you get it tonight."

Ruan Yi laughed: "I'll just talk casually, that's all, you go and answer the phone."

After answering, Ruan Yi was about to get up and change to Ji Hang's position, but Ji Hang grabbed his arm, Ruan Yi looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Ji Hang looked up at the bullet screen full of exclamation marks, and tapped the camera: "Live broadcast."

Ruan Yi laughed, this person is really obsessed with the fact that he can't show his face: "I know, I know."

- "I'm so angry"

- "I'm going to make a movie anyway! Sooner or later, I'm going to reveal myself!"

- "This big pig's hoof is really..."

- "Want to know what kind of movie it is and who is the director"

- "I'm broken, Miao Miao, you can sneak a look at us behind that dog man's back!"

- "Thousands of blood books, just one glance"

Turning off the camera at Ji Hang's request, Ruan Yi couldn't laugh or cry watching the barrage at the moment, and explained to the game character who manipulated him: "He was teasing you that day, and he didn't want to make a movie."

- "???????"

- "A mere thousand... Bah!"

- "He has changed, this is not the big pig's trotter I know"

- "1000 million, the big pig's hoof is really broken!"

- "That's 1000 million..."

"The two of us are not from majors, so we don't want to harm others." Ruan Yi subconsciously wanted to lick the bag, and when he touched the body bag next to him, he realized that his equipment was really nothing to lick. Fat, and said with a smile, "For details, wait for him to come back after calling and question him. I will follow him."

- "Ahhh I love it"

- "All with the big pig's trotters! It's so sweet!!!"

- "To tell you the truth, Brother Hang is really cool in this area, unlike so-and-so"

- "Miao Miao, tell mom secretly, what's going on with you now?"

-"The rich second generation is really not bragging, 1000 million eyes don't blink"

- "I also want to be pampered by the little angel Miaomiao!"

- "Xiao Gongju is too lemony"

- "Not like so-and-so 1"

Anyway, there is no need to move in the current safe zone, so Ruan Yi simply stayed in the house and chatted with the barrage.

Looking at the "so and so" that suddenly appeared frequently on the screen, everyone seemed to be referring to it clearly, as if he was the only one who didn't know?

Ruan Yi: "Who is XX?"

- "???"

- "Huh? Miao Miao really doesn't know or..."

- "I don't know why I don't know"

-"In fact, I do not know"

- "Seek extra lessons"

- "I thought the whole world knew about the cancellation of FOD"

Ruan Yi was taken aback: "FOD is off the air?"

- "Yeah, it's been a few days"

- "I don't know who I offended, but the car overturned anyway"

- "Then... the whole world celebrates?"

- "But didn't you say that someone in the top management of Blue Whale was his fan and praised him?"

- "Is there a reason for the suspension?"

- "Didn't watch the hot search in the past two days? Blue Whale's high-level exchange of blood"

- "Brother Hang was away for so long, he deserved it"

-"FOD himself didn't say a word, and the blue whale official sent him a notice from the beginning to the end"

- "Happy People"

-"It can't be Brother Hang (I'm talking nonsense"

- "If it's a big pig's trotter, how could Miao Miao not know?"

But in fact, seeing this, Ruan Yi has basically confirmed that it is Ji Hang, it must be Ji Hang.

On the other end, Ji Hang, who went out with his mobile phone, crouched in the living room and was tortured by his mother.

I also want to know how it is possible to set a ringtone for a voice call. The ringtone just now was probably made by DORO.

DORO would make trouble with him, and most likely Boss Xia was harassed by his mother.

As soon as Ji Hang answered the phone, the words came to him head-on: "Ji Hang! Did you block me? Why can't I ever get through to your call???"

Hearing that, Ji Hang's brow was sweating: "No, it's just that every time you call, Mom, I happen to be busy with something..."

"What are you busy with! Xiaoxia just told me! You are not even in the company now!"

"Yes, yes, I'm on a business trip in Hong Kong..." Ji Hang reflexively felt that he was about to go on a blind date again when he heard the fucking voice, so he hurriedly said, "Mom, what did Miss Huang do to me last time? If you can't serve me, don't give me any more trouble, I haven't asked her for tampering with my mobile phone yet."

As a result, the other end of the phone suddenly fell silent.

Ji Hang: "?"

Ji's mother: "... the girl's surname is Zhuang."

Ji Hang paused: "...Oh."

Does this sound familiar?

Ji's mother also paused, and said: "Xiaohang, tell me honestly, do you already have a date?"

Ji Hang simply didn't hide anything, took a deep breath and fired the machine gun, speaking very fast: "There is no object now, but it seems that there is probably a stroke of the horoscope, and we need to continue to observe, I just ask you Don't rush me, if I catch up, I will tell you immediately and then take it back to Canada."

But Ji's mother's thinking was very clear, and she asked one set of questions: "I don't rush you, no problem, but you have to tell me when did you start? Huh? Did it happen when Xiaoye was there? Someone you like? Why didn't you tell me?"

In fact, Ji Hang didn't realize it a bit: "Xiao...ye? Who is Xiaoye? When was Xiaoye?"

Mother Ji: "..."

Ji Hang: "???"

Ji's mother chose to give up: "it's Miss Huang."

Ji Hang suddenly realized: "Oh oh oh."

Ji's mother: "If you told me directly at that time, would I still be worthy to introduce you to someone for a blind date?"

"No, I really didn't have one when you introduced it to me! It was later!" Ji Hang felt aggrieved, "And if I use this reason to reject the blind date you gave me, you must Follow me and ask a lot."

"Then I will definitely ask!" Ji's mother said that she couldn't understand Ji Hang's brain circuit at all, and her tone became tough again, "So what's the point? You can't ask who you want to chase after? Is there a girl you like?" If you can’t get it out, you can’t tell me?!”

Ji Hang didn't catch his breath either, and was taken aback by his mother's tone, and blurted out before his brain circuit was finished: "Mom! I'm also an adult who will be forced by you to go on a blind date! This kind of private matter There is no rule saying that it must be reported to you! And can I tell you casually that the one I like is a boy! Can chasing a little boy be the same as chasing a little girl! No! Not at all! "

Mother Ji: "..."

Ji Hang: "..."

There was silence on the phone for two seconds.

Ji Hang: "...All right, I've already said it."