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Ji Hang pressed his faintly swollen temples: "Anyway, this matter... You should work hard to hold it back for a while, don't show off with my aunt and them, and take it back with me when I chase someone, okay? "

No echo.

Ji Hang has already squatted on the corner wall of Ruan Yi's apartment, trying to reason with the wall that is close at hand: "Look, I didn't mean not to say it, right, and my company was really busy at that time. , I can’t stand you asking me about this and that every now and then, but if I don’t reply to the message, I will explain everything clearly, you must not believe me, and you have to scold me, this will not be clear in a while.”

The other end of the phone still didn't speak.

Ji Hang felt that his brain was hurting, he wiped his face and tried his best to comfort him: "Don't panic about this, just work, go shopping, and go to the spa with my aunt, and wait for me to really What do you think of getting angry at me after getting the person?"

The other end of the phone finally got a response when I said this, but it was not an answer to his question, but a new round of questioning: "How did you meet him? How old are you? How tall and how heavy are you? Only child? Educational background How? What job? What type of personality?"

Before he started blowing rainbow farts, Ji Hang automatically filtered the question of how the two met. His mother didn't like his live broadcast. If she found out that the two met through playing games, she would probably slap him to death.

Ji Hang licked his lips, and before speaking, he turned his head to look behind him with guilt, for fear of being heard by the people in the master bedroom and the second bedroom.

Ji Hang lowered his voice when he got his mother out of the closet, "Two years younger than me, from the English Department of the University of Hong Kong. He is very professional and can cook. He is beautiful and kind-hearted. The caregiver, there is a younger brother at the bottom, isn’t he taking the college entrance examination these two days, he is taking care of him, but you said that I don’t know the specifics about height and weight, about 178? Anyway, I only lack a forehead, which is pretty Tall, with a waist of two feet one, you can estimate this figure yourself, very thin..."

"what?!"

Ji Hang choked up, not knowing which point poked his mother, and said cautiously: "What..."

Ji's mother: "Two feet one waist???"

Ji Hang: "Yes, yes, what happened to two feet one?"

"Is this waistline really a boy with a forehead short of yours? Where did this little goblin come from? He can't be that kind of sissy, right?" Mother Ji couldn't take it anymore when she touched her waist, " Let me tell you, Ji Hang, if you dare to lead me back with that kind of boy..."

"No no, what a bitch, you're not a bitch at all, okay?" Ji Hang hurriedly interrupted, "You are much more handsome than your son in formal clothes. Do you dare to trust your son's vision a little more?"

"The waist of two feet one you said yourself! No, no, show me him. I don't want a photo. The photo can still be used. Two feet one is really too much..."

Hearing his mother repeating "two feet one" so eloquently, Ji Hang was also a little annoyed and laughed, and raised his forehead and said, "I want to see but don't want photos, so what do you want to see."

1 minute later.

The people in the live broadcast room were watching Miao Miao finish a round of eating chicken, when they heard the footsteps from Ji Hang, they all shouted to question him about the 1000 million, but in the next second they heard their Brother Hang whisper to Miao Miao : "Don't rush to open the next one."

Ruan Yi took off the earphones on his head: "Do you want to play?"

"No, no." Ji Hang touched his nose in a rare embarrassment, pointed to the phone in his hand that was muted and covered the camera, and said, "My mom wants to see you."

But his voice was a little softer, and Ruan Yi couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

Ji Hang's eyes were closed at that time, and his volume instantly rose to a higher level, but finally weakened at the last few words: "I said, my mother wants to see you..."

"Huh?" Ruan Yi was stunned.

Ji Hang pointed to the mobile phone in his hand, coughed twice and said, "Video, of course, if you don't want to, I can tell my mother directly, it's okay, I just want to see my... friends in China. "

Ruan Yi was stunned for a second before realizing what Ji Hang said, and hesitantly pointed to the ongoing live broadcast: "Then..."

Although the sound was quiet, Ji Hang subconsciously took the phone in his hand a little further away, not wanting his mother to find out that Ruan Yi was also the host's business, so he whispered: "Don't worry about them, just turn off the mic first."

"Okay..." Ruan Yi was actually a little dazed, "Then I'm... like this? I'm still wearing pajamas, do you want to change..."

"No need, no need, even pajamas are handsome." Ji Hang said that he was going to help him turn off the microphone.

Before hanging up, everyone in the live broadcast room only had time to hear Miao Miao's unsure voice mixed with a somewhat flustered "really", and the big pig's trotter's "really, trust me".

The barrage exploded.

- "?"

- "What's the situation with these two people???"

- "On the spot on the spot on the spot"

-"I heard it! What do you mean don't care about us???"

- "Cut girls, don't let this paragraph go!"

- "This is real meeting the parents oh my god"

-"Big pig's hooves are solid, fans don't deserve to have a name"

- "Okay, my battery is fully charged, tomorrow's college entrance examination will be fine"

- "I believe in your ghost, and look at my friends in China, this big pig's hoof is very bad"

- "crazy burp"

- "Now I feel that swallowing keys is really weak"

……

The two who didn't have time to talk to the live broadcast room had already provoked the background of the video nervously and excitedly.

Ruan Yi felt that he had to go to the living room, but Ji Hang thought it was troublesome, the two talked for a long time, and finally the voice of Ji's mother shouting came from the phone, and the two had to settle down.

So what Ji's mother saw was the scene of two people on the bed with messy clothes...

The woman in the camera is wearing sharp business attire. Except for the exquisite makeup, everything else is completely opposite to Zhou Shangqing in terms of temperament and appearance. She looks... not very easy to mess with...

It was also at this moment when Ruan Yi was facing the camera that he realized that his face was red.

This was too sudden, he was a little nervous, and he stuttered when he spoke: "Ah, hello, auntie..."

Through the camera, you can see Ji Hang smiling next to him with a charming smile, and shouting "Mom" is full of dog legs that can't be hidden, which shows the majesty of "Lafayette" .

Like most worried old mothers, when Ji's mother heard that her son had a crush, her first reaction was where did the little goblin come from, but when she saw the obedient face opposite the camera, she changed her mind.

This little face is long, and the voice is soft, where did his son get it from panning for gold?

Looking at the matching pajamas on the two of them, Ji's mother couldn't help but mutter to herself, why did Ji Hang fall in love with him, and I'm so sorry for his parents raising this kid so well.

And looking at her young age, Baozi blushed a little bit, completely stalking Zhongji's mother's lost heart of a girl for many years.

So Ji Hang watched helplessly as his mother's domineering aura disappeared, and the first thing he said was the warm spring breeze that he had never felt in his life: "Hello, is your name Ruan Yi?"

"Ah... yes, auntie, good afternoon, auntie." Ruan Yi changed his words very quickly. Counting the time difference, Canada was still in the afternoon.

In fact, he still hasn't calmed down a bit until now, but Ji Hang's mother seems... not as difficult to speak as he seems?

The completely frozen smile on Ji Hang's face fell into his eyes and he thought it was a guilty conscience.

Seeing the child's tension, Ji's mother comforted her, "Don't be nervous, I wanted to see if Ji Hang died of starvation in China, but I heard that he was eating, drinking, and living at your house."

Ruan Yi couldn't hold back for a while, and smiled: "No, no, Ji Hang is very good and takes good care of me."

Ji Hang raised his forehead: "Mom..."

Ji's mother looked at the corners of the child's mouth on both sides, and the dimples on the cheeks could not help but praise in her heart, I love it, I love it, I love it completely, and asked with a wave of her hand: "Xiao Yi looks so young , Do you have a girlfriend? How about Auntie introduce you..."

"Mom!" Ji Hang's face immediately distorted, "It's fine if you introduce it to me, why not introduce it to others!"

Is this his mother? ? ?

Ji Hang was very sure that he told his mother that he was chasing someone!

Ji's mother looked at him: "What do you know, I don't know how to cherish what I introduced to you, and said..."

Ruan Yi hurried out to smooth things over: "No, I'm already 22, but I have no plans to fall in love for the time being, auntie."

Ji Hang: "..."

Mother Ji: "..."

Ruan Yi: "?"

Mother Ji: "Hahahahaha is nothing, only 22 is not necessary to rush to fall in love."

Ji Hang: "..."

Come on, dear mother Hammer...

Ruan Yi, who didn't see the delicate atmosphere between the two, was told by Ji's mother to pay attention to her body in a very friendly way. The waist of two feet one is too thin. Ruan Yi was taken aback when she heard it: "Ah? How does Auntie know how much I am?" waist..."

But the answer is also obvious, there is no other possibility except what Ji Hang said.

Ji Hang, who received Ruan Yi's gaze, was laughing nonchalantly, yes, why would he somehow mention the waistline of his "friend" to his mother...

His mother is really not afraid of big troubles when watching the excitement, can't the two-foot-one waist make it through...

In fact, Ji's mother released Ruan Yi without saying a few words, but in Ji Hang's eyes, she felt that the two had been videotaping for 1 years, which was too difficult.

As soon as his mother told Ruan Yi to go to work by himself, Ji Hang wanted to post the video, but was stopped, saying that he still had a few words to say to him.

Ji Hang wiped his face in pain, nodded to Ruan Yi who was pointing to the computer, and squatted back to the living room facing the wall with his mobile phone. The first sentence was: "What are you doing, Mom! You are introducing a blind date Is the introduction addicted? Is it easy for me!"

But Ji's mother's face sank back in an instant, she changed her previous state, and said seriously: "I'm giving you a wake-up call, Ji Hang, I didn't talk about you with your father before, but you are too big now, you can't Let’s continue this heartless fight.”

The corner of Ji Hang's mouth twitched when his tail was stepped on, and he didn't say anything for the first time, but lowered his eyelashes and muttered in a low voice: "What does this have to do with a blind date, and I'm not messing around, the company here is open , is also very busy, just take a break once in a while..."

Ji's mother frowned: "What are you busy with? Live broadcasting all day long, Xiaopo company is busy to and fro, but I didn't see you busy, so I let you come back a long time ago. I'm not like your cousin, I don't know what you are all stubborn about." .”

What his mother said was serious, but in fact it wasn't too serious, Ji Hang touched his nose in a lack of confidence, and said lightly: "Isn't my eldest cousin very good now, after returning to Hong Kong, he has been a mess. "

Ji Hang didn't say that he asked someone to help him.

Hearing this, Ji's mother immediately showed a look of hatred for iron and steel: "I really don't bother to talk about you, Ji Hang, I have sent you to me, but I don't know how to take a closer look. You said that my father and I are both How many times have I told you, don't just focus on what you like every day, live with your eyes wide open, can you grow a little bit?"

Ji Hang was startled, and quickly caught the point of his mother's words: "What do you mean? Send someone to me, is that Miss Wang?"

"Even if you just pay attention to it a little bit, you should know." Ji's mother pressed her temples and looked at him angrily, "I just want to see how long you will be so lazy."