[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

If Green Valley Izuku saw himself and Green Valley Man lying together in disheveled clothes, he would be so frightened that he died on the spot.

Bakugo Katsuki didn't want to see tragedies in the world, and he didn't care whether he would alarm Midori Guman, so he hurriedly got up to block the door, stepped on the juice glass on the ground, slipped on the sole of his foot, and almost fell down.

Lu Guman on the ground was soundly asleep, when he touched his arm, he groaned unconsciously.

"Um……"

And the door has been opened a crack.

"Xiao Sheng—"

Izuku's gentle voice squeezed in together with the dazzling light outside the door.

Bakugo Katsuki made a decisive decision, pulled off the long white cloth that was placed on the dining table, and covered Lv Guman's body.

Items such as tissue boxes and remote controls on the table fell all over the floor.

When Green Valley Izuku came in, what he saw was such a messy scene.

Katsuki Bakugo was only wearing a pair of black beach shorts, his face was flushed, his breath was short of breath, and red liquid slowly flowed out from under his nose.

"It's so noisy, what's it called!" He stared at Izuku Midoriya and cursed aggressively, "Are you coming in and out of my house so casually? Do you know what politeness is!"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and wiped his nose. Oops, he had a nosebleed.

She slept with her face buried in her huge chest all night, so it's no wonder she didn't get angry!

I actually did such a shameful thing, even if I want to be responsible, as long as I think that the other party is a brat I look up to, and my daughter, I really want to erase this black history.

I really want to slap myself to death, no, it's Shangming Electric who gave me wine!

"No no no no, I'm sorry!" Lvgu Izuku was frightened by his ferocious expression and quickly waved his hands, "You gave me the key last time and told me not to disturb your sleep and let me open the door by myself—you Nosebleed!"

"Shut up! It's my fault, isn't it?"

While wiping his nosebleed, Baohao sneaked a glance at Lv Guman, it's good, she didn't wake up, and the tablecloth was tightly covered.

God, I don't care if you usually have eyes or not, but now give me some eyes, so don't let her wake up suddenly!

"That's not what I meant! Sorry!"

No matter how brave and fearless a hero Midoriya Izuku is in front of the enemy, he still can't change his character of trembling in front of Bakugo Katsuki.

"Since the things have been delivered." Bakugo pulled the Sapporo ramen in Green Valley's hand and waved, "Then you can go."

He was going to get Lu Gu Izuku away first, then move Lu Gu Man to the room, and then take a bath by himself and change out of his sticky pants.

"Xiaosheng, that's..." Izuku Midori, who was about to leave, suddenly pointed behind him, showing a surprised expression, "...is it a corpse?"

Bakugo turned his head abruptly, and saw a corner of the white cloth covering Lv Guman was blown up by the wind, exposing a foot.

At first glance, it really looks like a corpse in a morgue.

Izuku Lvgu couldn't hold back his curiosity and wanted to go there, but Baohao held his head down: "What are you looking at, it's... a model."

"Model?"

"Okay, let's go now." Baohao pushed Lvgu, "Let's go."

"Little Victory!"

"what happened again?"

"Foot...the toe moved."

Bakugo tilted his head mechanically and made a click.

"Your eyes are broken."

"But I actually saw the toes just now—"

"Shut up and get out!"

Midoriya Izuku didn't understand why Bakugo suddenly became short of breath, and the expression on his face became ferocious, besides, he really saw the model's toes move!

Is it not a model underneath, but a living person?

Seeing that Bakugo is only wearing a pair of beach pants, could it be that he is... Izuku Midoriya began to think in an indescribable direction.

"What model, I heard you guys arguing outside!"

The sound of Shangming Electric came from outside the door again, and then a slack smiling face poked in, which couldn't be stopped.

"Bakugo, I heard that you blew up on this blind date again, are you too scared to go home?" It's Sero!

"You won't have a toothache if you don't say a few words." It's Kirishima!

What the hell is this suffering in the world!

It's time for a party, everyone is here!

For the first time in his life, Baohao hated himself for not adding three anti-theft locks to the door, and hated himself for giving the spare key to Izuku casually.

"What is that—" Shangming saw a foot protruding from the white cloth at a glance, "...it can't be a corpse."

He couldn't help but walked over there, the wind blowing from the balcony was even stronger, blowing the white cloth repeatedly, rolling it around that foot, and it was about to turn it all up——

This moment seems to be infinitely extended.

Baohao thought about what would happen if all the white cloth was blown up by the wind.

Then the three around will see the disheveled Lv Guman under the white cloth, plus he is only wearing a pair of beach pants, and the ground is in a mess again...

"Shangming, don't go—"

It was Izuku Midoriya who stopped Shangming with a voice, he thought to himself, Xiaosheng finally took the woman home, and he must be in such a mess because he was still doing that thing just now, he was embarrassed to say it was a model, If Shangming really lifted the white cloth and saw something that shouldn't be seen, wouldn't it ruin his innocence?It seems that next time I still can't listen to Xiaosheng's words and open the door and come in directly. It's a sin not to knock on the door!

Shangming looked at Lugu suspiciously, who blushed and waved his hands again and again: "I mean, that is actually a model!" In order to increase credibility, he added indiscriminately: "It's me and Xiaosheng. Zhou went to buy it!"

The expressions on Ueminagirishima and Sero's faces became complicated in an instant.

A small foot, a mess all over the floor, messy trousers, a nosebleed that wasn't wiped clean, a mannequin... Isn't this just that doll?

Shangming couldn't calm down for a long time, but he didn't expect Baohao to be so hungry.

It's normal for an older bachelor to have physical needs. In addition, he doesn't go to nightclubs and doesn't socialize very much. He is still a virgin, so he usually sends him some resources to relieve himself.

But every time he would be scolded by Baohao, saying that he didn't need it.

What a duplicitous old man, he said that he didn't need resources, but secretly used dolls!

It's still Bairixuan. Lustful, oh Bairi!

Wait a minute, why did Izuku Lvgu accompany Bakugo to buy that thing!This kid wouldn't secretly buy it himself, would he?

It's really like opening it to see what type of doll Baohao bought, but I'm afraid that he will explode on the spot.

After all, he wanted to save face so much.

Bakugo himself no longer had the time to think about why Izuku would lie for him. Before the wind blew the cloth up completely, he wrapped Lu Guman in a white cloth, carried him into the room, and locked it from the outside. room.

... A stone in his heart fell to the ground.

"Don't worry, we didn't see anything!" Kami Ming smiled ambiguously, and nudged Izuku Midori with his elbow, "I can't see it, Midoriya, you boring guy! You even went shopping with him !"

"Shang... Shangming, I..."

"I said you guys, what are you doing here today!" Baohao finally felt relieved to be angry, and immediately shouted in a rough voice, "Get out!"

Shang Ming said with a cheap smile: "Don't be angry, Bao Hao, you just got a nosebleed and then getting angry will hurt your health."

"Go to hell!"

"Xiaosheng, actually we want to come here to discuss something with you," Izuku Midoriya paused, and said solemnly, "Boom found traces of the enemy alliance's activities near Okinawa."

Baohao's face turned cold, and his back molars were ground to creak: "Okay, the mouse has finally come out of its hole."

inside the room.

Lu Guman crawled out from the white tablecloth, wiped the sweat from his forehead, still in shock.

She actually woke up before Bakugou woke up.

But seeing him sleeping obediently against her chest, like a docile little rabbit, and even the hair that usually stood up quietly drooping down, she couldn't bear to wake him up.

She thought that when she was a child, she slept on his chest like this, and now it's just a change of position, and she felt satisfied for a while.

However, the sudden appearance of her father, Izuku Midoriya, was unexpected by her.If he really wanted to see himself and Bao Hao in this scene, I'm afraid a fight would be unavoidable.

Although my father has a gentle personality, he is extremely wary of his suitors. For the time being, it may be difficult to accept that his future son-in-law will be a hotshot.

And Baohao might not be able to accept that his future father-in-law is Lugu, so he has to call him Dad.

...Forget it, let's not think about whether he can be called Dad for the time being, this matter cannot be solved overnight.

If you want to sleep until Bakugo Katsuki, and want to have a baby with Bakugo Katsuki, you have to live in his heart first.

This is a century project!

Lu Guman took out his mobile phone from his pocket and wrote an email.

[Heartbroken number one diehard fan in the universe: Uncle Xiaosheng, I got up, I’ll go back first, I don’t know why I fell asleep yesterday, I caused you trouble, I took a piece of clothing from you to wear, and I’ll return it to you after washing it (づ￣3￣)づ]

Then he dug out a black dress from his closet, put it on, stood on tiptoe, and jumped out of the floor-to-ceiling window.

This is the tenth floor, but because of her personality, she can let herself float and fly without gravity.

It was very painful to use this personality on herself at first, she was always dizzy and vomiting, how did she overcome it later?

The countless words of cheer and encouragement from Izuku Midoriya and Ochako Midoriya are not as good as Katsumi Bakugo's understatement: "It's only to this extent?"

——Is this to this extent?

She didn't want to be underestimated by him, she wanted to be praised by him, she vomited and asked him: "Then can I work in Uncle Xiaosheng's office in the future?"

"If it's to this extent, I won't want it."

"What if I become stronger?"

"Then I'll think about it."

This sentence was too tempting, and she finally overcame the discomfort caused by her personality and took full control of it.

There was a beeping sound from the mobile phone, she opened it and saw that it was an email replied by Baohao.

[AAAA Heartbreaking Office 0312345678: Well, be careful on the road. ]

A simple word of concern made her dance happily in the air.

The wind blowing on the face is sweet.

... Her Xiaosheng is caring about her.

It couldn't be better!

"Mom, grandma, I'm back!"

As soon as he got home, Lu Guman jumped from the air and rushed to the living room in a hurry, without noticing a red-haired boy holding a popcorn bucket sitting on the wall of the yard.

The young man was completely ignored by her, and his face puffed up in dissatisfaction.

"Lv Guman, you can't even see me sitting so high..."

He slanted his shoulders, and the coat on his shoulders slipped off, like a light butterfly, floating into the courtyard of Lugu's house.

"However," the young man pursed his lips, and his beautiful strange-colored eyes overflowed with a smile, "I have a reason to visit."

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