[Comprehensive] Did Ka sauce have a blind date today?

Katsuki Bakugo had a long, long dream.

He saw the first half of his life.

He has been the pride of heaven since he was a child, with an outstanding personality and excellent grades. After graduation, he is the number one hero in Japan.

Over the years, he has been determined to destroy the enemy alliance, leaving his personal feelings behind, and even said on the wedding day of Lvgu Izuku that "the enemy alliance is not destroyed, why should the family be?" In the next ten years, it was severely verified.

The alliance of enemies has grown stronger and become the main force in the villain world. The leader, Sigangmu Hanging Wannian, is a single dog, and the heartbreaker in the hero world has never found a suitable marriage partner.

The friends around him got out of the singles one by one, got married and had children, and in the end, there were only two people left.

Kirishima Ruijiro is the last one in Class A to have a family besides him and Toro.

On Kirishima's wedding day, he was the best man.Although he was reluctant to be forcibly kicked out of the market, he can only be the "bestman" who is the only one who is still unmarried and can be present.

Everyone looked at him with more or less kind sarcasm and heartfelt wishes, and even the lovely bride threw her bouquet to him.

"Banghaojun, what kind of girl do you want to marry?"

"What can he ask for, live, woman, it's good if she can bear his temper."

"Bah! The one who is worthy of me must be the most beautiful and outstanding woman!"

He never lowered his standard of choosing a mate in front of people. That day he tried his best to cut the island for the groom to block the wine, but his alcohol capacity was so bad that he became dizzy and vomited in the toilet cubicle Su, but tightly covered his mouth, not wanting anyone to find out.

He also understood in his gradually blurred consciousness that the friends who fought side by side all had family responsibilities, and from now on, he had to take the initiative to undertake more dangerous tasks.

...Maybe if you don't have a family, you can worry less and give it a go.

It's just that I still get irritated occasionally.

After listening to Bao Haoguangji and Bao Haosheng's nagging, even the example of All Might and Grant Lino who were never married all their lives could not convince them.

The relatives at home also kept urging him, taking turns to introduce him to a blind date.

Ning Ren, a bad friend, also set up a [Broken Heart Marriage Forum] to find a marriage for him. Shangming Electric and Erlang Xiangxiang were responsible for the operation and maintenance. Later, that exclusive marriage forum for him became a public blind date. On the forum, countless couples found a good match there, and joined hands to marry him, so he has the title of "Little Heroic Matchmaker".

When the "Little Heroic Matchmaker" became the "Big Heroic Matchmaker", he was still alone.

Bao Haoguangji always scolded him for not being up to date and told him to change his violent temper, but of course he couldn't change it at all.

As he got older, in order not to make her sad, he also agreed to those boring blind dates.

But crashes on blind dates have become the norm. He doesn't bother to pretend to be himself, and he always confesses the dangers of his job at the first time. In fact, he feels that it is selfish to have the job of being a hero and find a wife.

For pure and beautiful love, he also... yearned for it when he was young.

Although he always scratched his neck and said that falling in love is boring, he laughed at Kirishima who blushed and stammered when he received an email from the girl he liked, and obviously didn't show any nervousness when facing the enemy alliance; The two of Lang ate a poor cotton candy together, why couldn't they afford it?

There is also the damn Midoriya Izuku, who obviously has a family and children, but still can't take care of his children.

The most dangerous time, he and Lugu Izuku were trapped under the cliff and escaped death. In order to save others, Lugu Izuku was seriously injured, so he carried him back after suffering, but Lugu Izuku fell into an unknown coma middle.

Green Valley Ochako is performing an important task in another place, and she is also responsible for protecting a group of students who are growing up, and cannot rush back. Green Valley Yinzi is responsible for taking care of the unconscious Green Valley Izuku, who is too busy to get away, and no one cares Gotta go to the young Lv Guman.

She was just in the corridor of the hospital, silently trying to put together a Gundam that would never fit together. She got lost several times because of chasing birds, and was finally brought back by the police.

At that time, he looked at the lonely little figure and felt a little compassion. After obtaining the consent of Lv Gu Yinzi, he temporarily brought Lv Guman home, so that Bao Haoguang, who was idle at home, Take care of yourself.

In the daytime, I helped him carry it, but in the evening, I had poor sleep quality, so I had to bring it by myself.

Lv Guman didn't like him at first, even hated him, didn't cooperate with him, and often bit him, and she cried when he yelled at her.

Crying and crying, she asked him, "Will my dad never wake up?"

"How is it possible, don't fucking curse him!"

"But I heard the doctor say that it will be difficult for him to wake up again..."

"If Fei Jiu dares to die, I will drag him up when I go to hell! Come on, ancestor, please don't cry!"

He was exhausted physically and mentally, Izuku was injured, and he provoked many tasks that were originally a puppet agency. At night, he had to fill Green Valley with hot milk and read fairy tales. She needs to be showered, blow-dried, and moisturized.

Lv Guman was very tricky since she was a child, and disliked the ugly braids he wore, so he shaved her head bald in a fit of anger, and she cried and went on a hunger strike twice, so that he almost got his head wrung off by himself.

He had no choice but to shave off his signature durian hairstyle as an apology to her.

The big bald head accompanied the little bald head through a cool and long summer.

Later, he learned how to braid her hair, and bought her a lot of beautiful hair ties, small skirts and leather shoes, and the salary card was basically free for her to spend.

Lvgu Izuku woke up at that time, looked at Lvguman who had been fattened up a lot and could read, and showed a gratified smile: "Thank you, Xiaosheng."

Lugu Yinzi also said with a smile, "Xiaoman can recognize Xiaosheng as a godfather."

"I do not want it!"

He and Green Valley said in unison.

Although he disliked Lu Guman very much, but Lu Guman dared to despise him, he couldn't bear it anymore, he was so angry that he bit off the cream tip of the cone in her hand.

Seeing this, Lu Guman immediately spread the remaining cream on his face, and then the big one and the small one were chasing and fighting.

They also got along peacefully, when he was asleep, Lv Guman used his little hands to play with his abdominal muscles, like tickling.

When he woke up, he found that each abdominal muscle had been painted with toothpaste, shoe polish, butter, mustard, etc. in different colors. He dragged her over while cursing and beat her up.

Green Valley threatened him with tears in his eyes: "If you hit me again, my dad will come and beat you!"

He almost laughed angrily when he heard this: "I'm afraid of him? Your father was beaten by me when he was young!"

She opened her eyes wide, full of disbelief: "You are a devil, you actually hit my father!"

"Who told your father to be so useless at that time!"

"My father is not useless, he is a great hero! Uncle Xiao Sheng scolded my father, you will never have a wife!"

She was so angry that she threw him who was wiping his abdominal muscles into the sky with her personality, and hit the ceiling so violently, he clutched his painful forehead and said, "Smelly brat, I will definitely beat you!"

When they reconciled the next day, she would peel an egg to rub his bruised forehead, apologize and tell him that she wanted the latest schoolbag.

"Uncle Xiaosheng is the best, he is the most handsome hero in the world, I want that bag—"

"Hey, I start talking nice things when I want to buy something, so I won't buy it for you," he looked at her wrinkled bun face, and said in a good mood, "... unless you squeeze my shoulders for me, it's good , I'll buy it for you."

Then I enjoyed watching the little girl standing behind him like a dog, pinching his shoulders with her little hands...

Time passed by, and that little girl grew into a slim girl.

She ran away far away, and he called her from behind, asking if she wanted the newest bag, she smiled and said, "Thank you, Uncle Xiaosheng, no need, someone else bought it for me."

The figure gradually blurred.

Then he saw another figure slowly appearing.

is a woman.

The man's long hair brushed his cheek and fell on him, and he tried to open his eyes, trying to see her face clearly.

"You must be working hard, Katsuki..."

--Who are you?

"You are 35 years old, and you are still alone..."

--none of your business!

"It's okay, you still have me, I've grown up..."

—So who the hell are you?

She stopped talking and just kissed him hard.

Emotions have accumulated with loneliness, and these years have accumulated into a tower, and at this moment, they have completely exploded.

And he is a person with strong self-esteem, accustomed to self-control and depression, even if he is full of thoughts, he is unwilling to tell anyone.

Except when he was throbbing with youth, he rarely had such wasteful dreams.

It is rare for a 35-year-old man to be a child, but he has never had any girlfriends. First, he is too busy.

There have also been women on a blind date who liked his good figure and wanted to have an alternative development with him, but he refused.

For so many years, he has been working intensively, being active on the front line, and he has contracted the most dangerous tasks. Even if others feel sorry for him afterwards, he just said lightly: "I'm so annoying, isn't the big villain just letting you Did the strongest hero like me come to kill it?"

In fact, he really doesn't want the tragedy of Izuku Midori to repeat itself, anyway...he has less worries.

No wife, no children.

"Katsuji, I like you..."

--who the hell are you?

His essence is a burning fire, but it is concealed by a cold and menacing expression.

The heat of summer is steaming, blowing and wrinkling the years that have been tight, and those folds are slowly smoothed out.

He raised his head and took a deep breath, and then saw her face clearly.

The face looked exactly like the girl he had raised.

Green Valley is full! ! !

Damn, what kind of fucking messy dream is this!

...

……

.........

Fortunately, it was a dream.

He woke up from the dream, startled.

Wait a minute, what's this on the face?

Why is it so hard for him to breathe...

He was too scared to move.

Reality is far scarier than dreams.

I don't know whether it is to bury the face of Oupai or Oupai.

In short, the situation is not good.

So embarrassing, so embarrassing.

He kept his head still and moved his eyes slowly.

Lu Guman hugged him dishonestly, like a mischievous octopus.

calm down!

Be sure to calm down!

... luckily nothing happened.

Shangming, ah Shangming, you are doing harm on purpose!What is not good to send what fruit wine!Don't you know he can't drink?

But didn't Green Valley Man not drink?Why is her face also red?

Could it be that this brat secretly drank too?

He didn't have time to delve into this question, and wanted to slowly remove his face without disturbing her.

At this moment, Izuku's voice came from outside the door.

"Xiao Sheng, I passed by here when I came back from Hokkaido and bought you Sapporo ramen. I guess you are still sleeping late, so I opened the door and walked in."

Then there was the sound of the key being inserted into the lock and turning.

"Ah, hello—" Don't open the door!

The author has something to say:

Green Valley has Ka's spare key, because he often came to deliver things before, so Ka put one with him.

Xiaoman is hypersensitive to alcohol, because of kissing and exposure to alcohol, he fell asleep directly.She was going to go to bed after eating, but it was too late to cover up the scene of the crime.

To sum up, Lao Ka beat up three generations: Lvgu, Xiaoman, him and Xiaoman's future son Zai.

Er Zai (fierce): "You hit me, I want to tell mom!"

Old Ka (more fierce): "Your mother was raised by me!"

Er Zai (super fierce): "Then I will tell grandpa!"

Old Ka (fierce): "Your grandfather was also raised by me!"

Erzai (crying): "Are you a devil QAQ?"