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Self-destruct?

Why did it explode?

Why should such a dangerous button be placed on the console casually? !At least set up a mechanism, the kind that slowly rises from below!In case any uncle who is drunk and dazed accidentally presses it down, the boat will sail directly into Santuchuan, okay!

While running wildly, Caiyin thought with a broken heart.

"Hey, you! Who are you?" Someone suddenly called her from behind.

Caiyin didn't even think about it, she just swung the stick in her hand and swept it backwards, only to hear the opponent fall to the ground.

In a critical moment, people's potential is infinite. Caiyin found out that he, who has only five fighting strengths, actually defeated one of the opponents... Uh... What kind of species is this?

It was a werewolf who was killed.

God?Isn't this Takasugi's ship?Where did the gods come from?

"Chunyu! It's Chunyu!" People exclaimed from the deck, "Why does Chunyu appear here?!"

Spring rain? !

Caiyin couldn't help shivering, and the gloomy memory instantly awakened in her mind, Chunyu... Chunyu!

calm!calm!Caiyin took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down. She is just a little girl, she may not know anything, and she may not recognize her. Don't worry, instead of worrying about these unnecessary things, it is better to think about how to escape from here. After all, there are less than 10 minutes left It exploded, so I have to notify Shinpachi and Kagura as soon as possible.

"Do you need help? Miss." Another voice suddenly sounded from behind, and Caiyin repeated his old trick, swinging a big stick as before, but this time, it was easily blocked by the other party.

"Don't get excited~ I won't hurt you~" The man in blue clothes, sunglasses and carrying a musical instrument like a sanxian said with a smile.

Caiyin swung her big stick and continued, "Nine of the ten villains said so."

"Don't say that, I'm just an ordinary person with lofty ideals..."

Fight barbarian patriots?That is to say...

"Are you from the wig?" Caiyin breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great! I have to hurry up and tell everyone to evacuate immediately, the ship will explode in less than 10 minutes."

"Self-explosion?" The man raised his eyebrows, "Who did it?"

"I."

The smile on the corner of the man's mouth spread more and more, "As expected of a woman from Sakata Gintoki, she is really capable..."

Caiyin froze for a moment, then gasped, "You're not from the wig!"

"The Katsura Kotaro faction is not the only one who fights against barbarians. It is impossible to change the world in such a gentle way. The most thorough way is to destroy, directly destroy this old and decayed world."

Caiyin suddenly remembered a sentence someone said to her - have you ever wanted to destroy the whole world for a moment?

"You are Takasugi Shinsuke's person..." Sure enough, the second disease is looking for the second disease...

At this moment, the hull of the ship shook for a while, and the huge steel bars fell horizontally, separating the distance between Caiyin and that person, and smoke and dust filled the mess.

If you don't run now, when will you wait!

Caiyin turned around and ran all the way. By the time Wanqi on the river waved away the smoke and dust, Caiyin was already gone.

"Forget it... there will be a chance to meet in the future... probably..."

All the way to avoid the pirates of Chunyu, Caiyin ran into a collapsed hall, full of dense wiring and bloody smell, in the ruins, she saw a strange but familiar figure lying on the ground.

Caiyin bravely stepped forward and found that she really recognized this person.

"Like hiding..."

It seems that Zang has mutated, and his original figure can hardly be seen. Caiyin can only be distinguished through his hairstyle and glasses. At this time, he is no longer the dangerous appearance before, lying quietly on the ground, and there is even a trace of A gratified smile.

Caiyin probed his breath, but he couldn't feel it at all.

"died……"

Since Si Zang is dead, it means that Yinshi has won... Judging from the extent of the corpse, it is estimated that it was just what happened just now, which means that Yinshi and the others must still be around, if you don't notify them quickly...

"Hey, there's actually a chick over here~" A teasing voice suddenly reached Caiyin's ears, and she couldn't help turning her head immediately, only to find that the door was blocked by two angels with frog heads.

Caiyin shook the stick in her hand, although she knew that she might not be able to handle it, but having a weapon is more confident than not having a weapon (a word that is easy to twist...).

"It looks pretty good, just sold..."

"It's a pity that the hairstyle is too ugly, otherwise I might be able to sell it for a good price..."

Two celestial beings blocked the door, concentrating on discussing the matter of selling someone, but the person at the center of the topic only had one sentence in his mind and was looping indefinitely.

The hairstyle is so ugly...

The hairstyle is so ugly...

The hairstyle is so ugly...

……

"Silver Time!!!" Caiyin rushed up like crazy, brandishing a stick, knocking on the two heavenly beings indiscriminately, muttering while knocking, "I'll kill the fish eye! I'll kill you dessert control! Even aliens despise ugliness for the broken hairstyle you cut me!"

The two celestial beings didn't react for a while, and they were beaten with sticks for no reason, but they quickly reversed the situation and chopped off Caiyin's stick with a single knife.

"How courageous! It seems that such a violent woman can't be sold for a good price, so I can only..." The heavenly man raised his knife and was about to strike Caiyin's head when he suddenly rolled his eyes. , the whole person fell down like a ball of mud, and then the other person did the same.

Originally, she was still immersed in her anger towards Yinshi, but the situation was instantly reversed by the Heavenly Man, but she was miraculously saved before she could turn from anger to fear.

And at this moment, the hero who saves the beauty is precisely...

"Elizabeth..." Caiyin looked stupidly at the savior who appeared in front of her. It was the same person (or one...) who saved her today.

Are you OK? —Elizabeth asked her while holding up the iconic sign.

Caiyin suddenly remembered about the self-destruct, and grabbed him, "Where is Yinshi? Where is the wig? You have to get out of here quickly, this ship is about to self-destruct!"

! ! ! —Elizabeth holds up a sign.

Caiyin was sweating coldly in her heart, she was so urgent, you shouldn't hold up the sign just for a few exclamation marks...

Elizabeth picked up Caiyin and rushed out. Because her head was upside down, Caiyin's head was congested with blood, and she was dizzy and nauseated.

Not long after, Elizabeth finally stopped, as if she had found the main force.

"Hey, Caiyin girl, it seems that you are safe and full of energy~" Someone's familiar and unscrupulous voice came from beside my ear.

Silver hour!

Hurry up and let everyone know that this ship is about to explode!

"Ouch..." Caiyin just opened her mouth, but couldn't help throwing up.

Yinshi was stunned for three seconds, and stomped his feet in dissatisfaction, "Sister Caiyin, do you have any objections to me?! Do you have an objection? This is the third time! I threw up the third time I saw you! What do you think of me? Where are you dissatisfied? What am I in your eyes?!"

...The world can prove that this time it was purely caused by Elizabeth...

This ship is about to explode and must be evacuated immediately! —Elizabeth holding a sign.

Everyone's face changed, and Shinpachi exclaimed: "How could this happen? Who did it?"

Caiyin weakly raised her hand, "It's me... vomit..." and then continued to vomit.

Yinshi turned from anger to admiration in an instant, "Mmm! As expected of Ebisu from my house of masters, it really is a big deal! If that's the case, you guys go first, and I'll break up with the wig."

"but……"

"Let's go!" Gui ordered with rare dignity.

So the large troops withdrew one after another, and Caiyin continued to bump on Elizabeth's shoulders. In a daze, she saw Shinsuke Takasugi, on the deck of another ship, looking down at them, and the dark glasses with the blue dress and musical instrument on his back The samurai stood beside him, she didn't know if it was her illusion, but for a moment, their eyes fell on her.

"Women are really scary..." Gao Sugi smoked leisurely, "I just kissed her, and she blew up my boat..."

"Who told you to provoke her? That woman doesn't seem like a person who plays cards according to common sense..." Heshang Wanqi replied with a smile, "Why? Are you interested?"

Gao Shan slowly exhaled a smoke ring, "Let's forget it... I am more interested in destroying the world than women..."

"Ah!"

Caiyin, who was running away, suddenly sneezed for no apparent reason.

It's really cold, I'm going to catch a cold...