[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

The weather was getting colder, and Caiyin was wrapped in a blanket, so cold that she had a runny nose.

To be honest, this is the first time she has been exposed to the cold since she grew up so big. Before the time travel, she worked in an office building, with the air conditioner on every day, making it warm in winter and cool in summer. .

And now...

"Ayin, let's go buy an air conditioner..." Caiyin sniffed.

Yinshi was wearing a thick padded jacket, and while watching the morning weather forecast of his favorite anchor, Yuno, he prevaricated her absent-mindedly, "It's enough to have a kotatsu, so I don't have any spare money to buy an air conditioner."

Kagura was also wearing a thick padded jacket, eating oranges aside, as if she had gotten used to it long ago.

"But there is only one kotatsu, and I don't want to share it with you, Ayin." After getting used to the rich life, Caiyin is somewhat princess-like.

"Ah?" Yin Shi raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with sharing?".

"I think your feet stink."

Yinshi suddenly turned his face, and slapped the table wildly, "I don't think you're kicking me all the time!!!!"

Kagura was eating oranges at the side, and patted Caiyin on the shoulder, "A Cai, you have spoken out my heart for many years, Aru. In fact, I have hated it for a long time, but because of the face of the lady, I am embarrassed to say Aru... "

"Kagura-chan, don't join in the fun, just eat your oranges obediently." Gintoki comforted Kagura aside, and then concentrated on confronting Caiyin. Suddenly, the atmosphere changed.

"Sister Caiyin, I didn't say that, do you have any objections to me, Ah Yin?" Yinshi came up and preemptively said, "During the Red Sakura chapter last time, you vomited as soon as you saw me. What do you mean? What do you mean by me?" Dissatisfied?"

Caiyin continued to wrap herself in the blanket, and looked at Yinshi with distaste, "Why do you look like a middle school punk going to a neighboring school to find a job? Didn't you graduate from Secondary School? I just want a new kotatsu It's just... ah, it's so cold..."

"The family's financial deficit, shouldn't you, as Ebisu of the Master House, think of a way?" Yinshi folded his arms and squinted at her.

Caiyin nodded, "Then first reduce the expenses of "JUMP", so that we can have an extra meal of barbecue every month."

Kagura: "A Cai, I love you!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Caiyin: "Secondly, reduce the cost of desserts, including red bean rice, parfait, chocolate and other foods that contain sugar, so that we can go to the seaside for a vacation every quarter."

Kagura: "A Cai, I love you so much!!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Caiyin: "Finally cut all adult entertainment expenses, including playing pachinko, going to nightclubs, going to bars, going to casinos, etc., so that we can add an air conditioner next year."

Kagura: "A Cai, I love you to death!!!"

Yinshi directly pressed a Five Fingers Mountain on Caiyin's head, "You really are looking at me, sister Caiyin!"

Caiyin patted Yinshi's hand on her head, and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm just discussing the matter, you should also..." When she looked up, Caiyin saw Yinshi's cheek, and the words that came to her mouth suddenly Changed, "Why are you blushing?"

"what?"

"You look at me with a blushing face like this, it makes me feel very scared..." Caiyin felt that not only her body was cold, but her heart was also cold.

Yinshi poked his neck, "Why do I have to blush at you, Yin? You have to have a good self-feeling too... Hey!" A mouthful of saliva sprayed straight onto Caiyin's face.

"..."

"..."

"...Could it be...a cold?"

"Ah!..."

Yinshi was lying on the tatami with a flushed face, wearing a large mask, a towel on his forehead, and coughing constantly.

"Why? Didn't you say that idiots don't catch colds?" Caiyin was puzzled.

"The same topic, Kagura has said it once, so don't say it again... Ahem..." Yin Shi was no longer as lively as before, and he was weak even when he opened his mouth.

"Alright..." Caiyin brought the porridge from the kitchen, "Get up and drink some porridge, you have to eat something to catch a cold so you can get better soon."

Yinshi sat up, held the porridge bowl, and was about to finish his mouth when he suddenly remembered something and asked suspiciously: "You didn't put any medicine in it, did you?"

"...I'll beat you up!" Caiyin felt a vein in her forehead, but she didn't do anything in the end.

Yinshi took a tentative sip, then ate spoonful after spoonful, muttering, "Mmm, it's delicious!"

"It's just plain white rice porridge, you must be hungry..."

"I don't know, it's delicious anyway! Although you can't cook, you didn't expect porridge to be very good."

"Don't look down on people casually, anyway, I was also a social person before..."

"Pfft!" Yin Shi choked suddenly, "A social person? You?"

"how?"

"I always thought you were a female high school student... By the way, Feng Chacha set the protagonist as an old woman, isn't he afraid of readers' protest... But anyway, this article is not popular, so there should be few readers..." Yin Shi said to himself Thinking to himself.

Caiyin pressed her veins and said, "What old woman? A female white-collar worker who just graduated from college and has been in the company for a year is an old woman. How many fellow girls are you going to kick to death?!"

"Anime and doujin are dominated by female high school students. No one wants to see the activities of the aunts, especially Obasan like you who deceives the public with a lolita face, but has actually gone through all the vicissitudes." Silver He waved his hand indifferently.

"What Obasan!" Caiyin slammed Yinshi's head with a hammer, "I just want to ask, how much hatred do you have for me? You even have a bad cold and you still don't forget to blame me!"

Yin Shi rubbed the top of his head, and calmly handed the empty bowl to her, "One more bowl."

Caiyin glared at him, and went to serve the meal obediently.They've always been like this, the first second they were on edge, as if they were about to start a fight, and the next second they died down, as if nothing had happened just now.

When she came back after serving the porridge, Caiyin found that there were a lot of children running wild in the room, having fun around Yinshi, and Dingchun lay helplessly beside her.

"What's going on?" Caiyin sweated coldly.

"...Oh..." Dingchun sighed.

Two hours later, Caiyin came to change the towel on Yinshi's head, and found that not only the child hadn't left, but there were two more people in the room.

Sarutobi Iris hugged Dingchun's head, feeling infinitely shy, "Ah, honey, I heard that you are sick, let me take good care of you... um~ don't lick my face, I'm so shy~ This kind of thing is waiting for you You can do it after you recover from your illness~ What, you want to do it now? Good! For Ah Yin, I don’t have any shame~ Hmm? Why did you suddenly become black? Ah Yin? Ah Yin, dear?”

Caiyin watched Xiaoyuan in blacklines throughout the whole process, from a life movie to a romance movie, from a romance movie to a pornography movie, from a pornography movie to a horror movie, and the hero in the name of this scene is still doing well. lying on tatami.

In addition to the one-man show heroine Xiao Yuan, there is also an uncle dressed as a coquettish ninja lying beside Yinshi for no reason. According to visual inspection, like Yinshi, he is also on the verge of unconsciousness.

"What's going on?" Caiyin sweated wildly.

"..." Dingchun was busy biting people, so he didn't have time to talk to her.

Another two hours later, Caiyin came in with white rice porridge, and found that the child who was having fun before was gone, the little ape with a bruised nose and swollen face was gone, and the unconscious coquettish ninja uncle was gone, replaced by two Familiar figures lay beside Yinshi, one on the left and one on the right.

"...Why do you two catch a cold..." Caiyin sighed.

"It turns out that a cold feels like this..." Kagura wore a mask as she wished, and said coquettishly with a snorting voice, "Give me two pieces of kombu vinegar, two skewers of meatballs from Kunheitan, and a plate of tuna sushi. The one with caviar..."

"Only white rice porridge, drink it or not." Caiyin interrupted Kagura's fantasy with a blank face.

"I'm sorry, Ah Cai, cough cough..." Shinpachi was wearing a mask and coughing frantically, "I didn't expect to catch a cold and fell ill, I must have been infected by Ah Yin, cough cough, fortunately there is you, Ah Cai, Everything in the shop is up to you...ahem..."

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Taking care of the whole family internally, and taking charge of the external business alone, can a female high school student do this kind of thing?Sure enough, the workplace OL is obviously more reliable!

Therefore, anyone who says that the heroine can only be a female high school student, go out and cut seppuku!