[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

Caiyin covered her head and ran out of Wanshiwu, ran aimlessly for a long time, and finally huddled exhausted in a dark alley.

To tell the truth, Caiyin's heart is incomparably broken at this time, and she travels back inexplicably, without even cheating. After being a rich man for more than a year, the strange father found a strange fiancé, and she was so scared that she could only come here to join him. The protagonist, but who knew that the so-called protagonist turned out to be this kind of virtue, what the hell is Gintama? !

Speaking of cheating, Caiyin burst into tears again. After all, she also traveled through time, why there is nothing.As a scum who doesn't know how to complain and has only five fighting strengths, she wholeheartedly hopes to be self-reliant on her appearance, but Yinshi's scissors have caused her appearance to plummet below the horizontal line, and even passers-by can't do it.

This anime really doesn't suit me!

"Forget it, the most urgent thing is to save the hairstyle first." Caiyin patted her buttocks and stood up, pulled a piece of cloth off someone's clothesline very familiarly, and covered her head.

But just as she took the first step, Caiyin suddenly realized something and reached out to touch her pocket.

Thunderbolt!

She is penniless now!

what to do?To save the hairstyle, it is necessary to go to the barber shop, but if there is no money, then...

"Oh, isn't this His Royal Highness Caiyin..." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind. Caiyin turned around and saw a monk holding a Zen stick and wearing a bamboo hat.

"Are you... the master?"

"It's not Master, it's Gui." The other party raised his head, revealing an extremely dignified and upright face.

Caiyin nodded, "Oh, so it's a wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." The other party corrected seriously, "What are you doing here, Your Highness Caiyin? Why are you still wearing a cloth on your head?"

Caiyin suddenly had an idea, "Gui, can you lend me some money?"

"It's not Gui, it's a wig! Hey, it's wrong, it's Gui. What do you want money for?"

"Save my life." The hairstyle is saved, and life is on the right track.

"It seems hard to explain." Gui nodded thoughtfully, "I understand, I will try my best to help you." Then, he took out the things in his pocket and generously gave them all to Caiyin.

"..." Caiyin looked at the thing in her hand in a daze, "Why is it delicious?"

Gui patted Caiyin on the shoulder like a life mentor, "His Royal Highness Caiyin, you must know that money cannot solve all problems, but delicious sticks can inspire your fighting spirit and let you regain the courage to face life!"

Caiyin tore open the wrapping paper silently, walked to the street with a delicious stick in her mouth, grabbed two Shinsengumi members, "Hey, Katsura Kotaro is over there, you're welcome, please call me Huo Lei Feng."

Then, the two team members rushed to the alley with great force, chasing Gui all over the street.

Caiyin held the delicious stick expressionlessly, and just as she turned around, a long shiny knife landed on the side of her neck, "Report your name, suspicious person."

It's a shitty day...

Caiyin turned her head slowly, and saw that the side of the long knife was Okita Sougo, and that guy was still chewing gum and wearing earphones at the same time.

"Oh, so it's Ms. Ebisu from the Wanshiwu family. Seeing you sneaking around with your head covered, I thought you were an accomplice of the people with lofty ideals."

"You worry too much. As a good citizen of Edo, I just reported the whereabouts of Katsura Kotaro."

Okita put away his knife, "Thank you very much, but Edo is not very peaceful recently, so if you have nothing to do, don't talk on the street. Speaking of which, what are you doing with your head covered?"

"I have a hairstyle problem, so I can't see people for the time being."

"Women are troublesome." Okita sighed, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he said with a sinister smile: "If you shave all of them, then you don't have to worry..."

...I know that there is nothing nice to say from this shaking S's mouth.

"Wait a minute." Toshiro Hijikata came over suddenly, holding a piece of paper, and looked back and forth at her face.

"What? I'm still waiting to save my hair."

Without further ado, Tufang put a handcuff on Caiyin's wrist.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Caiyin was dumbfounded.

"Please come with us to the group first." Tufang breathed out smoke rings, calmly picked up Caiyin, and threw it into the car.

Caiyin kicked the car door frantically, "Hey, let me go! What crime have I committed? Why arrest me?"

Hijikata held the piece of paper he was holding in front of her eyes, "This is the underwear thief who has been very aggressive in Edo recently. According to the image of the criminal, I think it is very similar to you."

After Caiyin glanced at the arrest warrant, the corner of her mouth twitched, and she kicked Hijikata's face, "Looks like a fart! Your eyes are covered with mayonnaise! Except that we are all covered, I and this obscene uncle Where does it look like?!"

No matter how Caiyin defended, she was eventually taken into the cell of the Shinsengumi.

"Miss Caiyin, don't waste your efforts in vain, the deputy chief must have his own reasons for doing this." Yamazaki comforted.

"Reason?" Caiyin kicked the door angrily, "I've been locked up for two days, and I didn't even show my face, yet he actually called me an underwear thief! Could that guy's brain be covered in mayonnaise too!"

The fighting power of a manic woman is equal to that of an army, Yamazaki sighed again.

The door of the cell was suddenly opened, and Toshiro Hijikata came in, smoking a cigarette, dragging an obscene uncle with a kerchief covering his head, "It seems that you are quite energetic, Miss Ebisu, you have worked hard these two days gone."

"Tufang mayonnaise, do you dare to come here and let my old lady beat me up!" Caiyin barked her teeth and claws at him through the cage.

A certain deputy chief was still smoking a cigarette calmly, and ordered Yamazaki: "Let him out, the real underwear thief has been caught."

Yamazaki explained while opening the door, "Actually, we all know that you are not a criminal, and we deliberately arrested you as a criminal in order to attract the real criminal."

"Then what am I? Bait? Taking advantage of me?!"

"I've been serving you with delicious food and drink these past two days, what's your dissatisfaction?" Tufang blew out smoke rings, "Stop messing around, someone is here to pick you up."

anyone?

Caiyin walked out of the cell dubiously, the sunlight outside was a bit dazzling, and she vaguely saw four shadows standing side by side in front of the door.

"Hahaha... what is that?" Yamazaki couldn't help laughing wildly, "Boss of Wanshiwu, what kind of hairstyle do you have..."

Yinshi flicked the black long straight hair on the right, "This is a hairstyle exclusively for Wanshiwu, which is unique in the universe, what do you know~"

Hijikata patted Caiyin on the shoulder with one hand, "These three people and a dog ran all over Edo with this hairstyle, and they caught the real culprit."

what is this?

Caiyin suddenly felt a little sore nose. The three people in front of her had the same hairstyle as hers, and even Dingchun had a hairdo on her head. They were obviously overjoyed, but they wanted to cry.

"Aren't you stupid, you guys?" Caiyin walked over and took off the wig from Dingchun's head, "Like a fool..."

Yinshi laughed heartlessly, "The family motto of my Sakata family is that those who are blessed share those who suffer together, and of course lose face as well."

Shinpachi sincerely apologized, "I'm sorry, Caiyin, I laughed at you before, but now you can laugh at me to your heart's content."

"It's Aru." Kagura nodded, "Come on, laugh and laugh."

These guys are really super funny, but she really can't laugh now.

Caiyin took their wigs off their heads, "Where did you buy the wigs?"

"The convenience store in front of the station." Shinpachi replied.

"Do you still have the receipt?"

"Ayin used to blow his nose." Kagura replied.

"What?!" Caiyin suddenly turned his face, turned around and grabbed Yinshi's collar, "How can I return the product without a receipt, you bastard! With the money for the wig, it's enough for me to go to the barber shop to save my hairstyle! What should I do now that the wig can't be returned? ! How many times have I told you that you must keep the receipt when you buy something, and you can return it when you run out, you bastard!"

Seeing Caiyin who turned into a Yasha and violently beat up Gintoki, the people in the Shinsengumi sighed.

It turns out that the name of "Everything House Ebisu" comes from this...

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