[Gintama] This is the Gintama fanboy! Hey!

"Hey, hey, GOEMON from the idol group 'Anti-Servant' actually got married with his son!"

During breakfast, Kagura flipped through the newspaper, looking worried about major affairs in the world.

"This world is really terrible. Cohabitation is everywhere, or if you have children out of wedlock, the ethics and morality in the world will collapse. Where are the ancient virtues?" Xinpachi couldn't help sighing while eating his rice , suddenly seemed to think of something again, "Hey, in a sense, Ah Cai and Ah Yin are living together..."

"Pfft——" Caiyin choked with a sip of water, "Well, Xinbajun, cohabitation is based on the relationship between the two parties. Do you think Yinshi and I have this kind of relationship?"

"Eh? No?"

"No!!!" Caiyin collapsed, "Hey, Yinshi, you have to say something too!"

But Yinshi just stared blankly at his job bowl, "Is this rotten? Is the white hair on it rotten?"

...still unable to communicate...

Caiyin sighed, although it has been a few months since I came to Wanshiwu, I still feel that I can't get used to the life here. The three protagonists really have their own characteristics. Flying randomly, but most of the time it is this rhythm of going into battle without integrity, especially when it comes to key issues, everyone lives in their own world.

Sure enough, I'm still not suitable here... If it was Heizi's basketball, I guess I'd already have one by now...

Caiyin took the garbage bag downstairs to throw out the garbage, while imagining the scene where she hugged Kise on the left and Akashi on the right, she felt so beautiful.

Just as she was walking through the small alley downstairs, she vaguely caught sight of something, so she turned back.

what is this?

baby?

"This is your child, please be responsible for raising him, I'm tired"...

The corners of Caiyin's mouth twitched, why did the baby's hair and eyes look so familiar?

"Hey, I don't understand the two of them more and more, especially when Shinpachi looks at me with contempt recently, do you want to find a chance to teach them a lesson, but for Kagura, the last person to be taught the lesson should be I..."

While muttering, so-and-so lazily went downstairs, but saw Caiyin stuck downstairs like a wooden stake.

"Hey, Ah Cai, are you still struggling with the definition of cohabitation? Ah Yin, I don't mind..."

Yinshi came over and patted Caiyin on the shoulder, but found that the other party was still sluggish, so he couldn't help but follow her gaze.

"...No, no, I didn't see anything..." After finishing speaking, Yin Shi picked his nostrils and fled.

"Ah puff..." The baby protested, shaking its arms and legs.

Yinshi stepped back and took another look, "NONONO, I didn't see anything, I didn't see..."

Just when he was about to flee again, Cai Yin, who looked like a wooden man, suddenly grabbed his clothes, turned his head stiffly, with a blank expression on his face, "What's going on?"

"Sister Caiyin, you have to trust me! You have lived with us for so long, and I haven't laid hands on you yet, so you should trust me, Ah Yin."

As soon as he heard the word "cohabitation", Caiyin suddenly woke up, and punched him directly in the face, "Cohabitation yarn!!!"

"What are you arguing about in front of other people's house so early in the morning?" Grandma Dengshi with an expression of unbearable, kicked and broke through the door, successfully knocking out Yinshi.

The sudden appearance of the baby became the focus of everyone's attention. A circle of people looked at it in amazement, but they all rolled their eyes at the person holding the baby at this time.

"It's too rotten!"

"No way!"

"I always thought you were very casual. I didn't expect you to be this kind of scum who sows seeds casually and abandons them indiscriminately."

Yinshi couldn't explain it clearly either, he hugged the child helplessly, and sighed: "I've said it all, I really don't have any impression!"

"Then you still take him back?"

"Such a little life is thrown at the door of the house, it can't be ignored."

Caiyin slapped her across the face, "Stop pretending, this silvery curly hair, this pair of dead fish eyes, are all your genes, okay?"

"Am I the descendant of curly hair? I will not let my child bear such a heavy shackle. Even if the genes are distorted, I still want a child with straight hair like you."

Shinba gasped suddenly, "Ayin, are you asking A Cai to help you have a baby? Is this the so-called disguised marriage proposal?"

"Boom."

"Boom."

Yinshi and Caiyin kicked Xinba away at the same time.

"Since the morning, I've used 'cohabitation' to scare me, and now I've come up with 'marriage proposal', do you think I don't like it, Xin Bazai! Do you think I don't like it, you bastard!!"

"My focus is on 'straight hair', okay! Who said you're going to have a baby with this woman?! Don't talk about nightmares in broad daylight!"

Kagura hugged the child and coaxed him softly: "Don't speak so loudly, it will scare the child, right? Silver J Fox?"

Yinshi was sweating coldly, "Don't give him such a strange name..." After finishing speaking, he suddenly remembered, "By the way, maybe this time is the same as Dingchun's time, thinking that Wanshiwu can solve all problems... really It's a headache, I have to find his relatives quickly."

"Starting to shirk responsibility again, what an irresponsible father, isn't he? Yinle." Kagura entered the role and couldn't get out.

"You are enough, don't give him such a cross talk name!" Yin Shi collapsed.

The little baby sucked his fingers calmly before, but suddenly frowned for some reason, as if he was about to cry.

"Oh, no, he seems to be crying." Kagura was a little at a loss.

"Probably hungry." Dengshi's mother-in-law judged, after all, older people are more experienced in raising children.

Kagura began to undress, "Let me do it, I think I should be able to do it now."

Xinba, who was still in color on his face, complained: "How is it possible? Where did you get the glory of motherhood?! If you want to say that the most likely person here is now..."

Shinpachi suddenly stopped, his gaze was fixed on Caiyin, and the people around him also looked at a certain part of Caiyin... in tacit understanding.

"Xinbazi, you really don't like me today, don't you! Is that right?!"

Yinshi still didn't give up, continued to stare at her, and suggested with ulterior motives: "Why don't you try, maybe you can..."

"You can be a big-headed ghost!!!"

Later, Shinpachi was sent to buy milk powder and a feeding bottle. The child held the small feeding bottle and drank happily.

"Oh, he drank it!" The crowd cheered excitedly.

Kagura is undoubtedly the most excited, "Let me see let me see."

Mother-in-law Dengshi hugged the child, "You little girl wants to see the child in movies, it's 100 years too early, and it really depends on us experienced older generations to see the child."

"You guys are too loud!"

Yinshi stood aside, sweating coldly, and said to Caiyin, the only one beside him who was not captured by the child, "Hey, sister Caiyin, these people are totally enjoying it..."

"What's the use of telling me?" Caiyin was impatient.

"By the way, it's not enough to just give milk, you have to buy other things." Kagura's maternal instincts exploded.

So soon, toy chandeliers and baby carriages were bought back, and a group of people happily circled around the children.

Yinshi stood aside and broke out in cold sweat, "Hey, sister Caiyin, they seem to plan to raise this child for a long time..."

"I've already said it, what's the use of you telling me?" Caiyin was very impatient.

"Oh, Jin Shi, you can't be as useless as your father in the future~" Granny Dengshi coaxed the child.

"Wanshiwanshi, come and see me." Shinpachi, who was beaten up by Caiyin, was healed by the child.

"Yinle, look at me, it's my mother." Kagura's maternal brilliance is still dazzling.

"Sakata, idiot Sakata." Catherine also joined in the fun.

Yinshi was sweating profusely by the side, "Hey, sister Caiyin, everyone is linking me with him, this suspicion can't be cleared away."

"What's the use of telling me! Dad... Hey, where are you taking me?!"

Yinshi, who could bear it no longer, snatched the baby carriage with one hand, dragged Caiyin with the other, and rushed out the door.

"Fucking child! Run away!" Yin Shi shouted, disappearing all the way.

"Who is the mother of a child?!!!"