"That's Harry's lover?" Tang Youming pointed to the clown whose head protruded from the helicopter.

His shiny teeth and green hair are the brightest stars in the night sky tonight.

It's almost blinding, really...

And she has only seen other people wearing couple outfits and dyed couple hair.But today she learned for the first time that she can also get a couple's complexion.

This is too powerful word bro...

"That's right." Shishe nodded, "But I hope she won't do something stupid"

After a few days of getting along, Tang Youming has basically become familiar with the team members.Deadshot is a good family uncle, Harley is a neurotic ex-psychiatrist, Pyroman is a bit of PTSD, and Killer Crocodile is a genetically degenerated sewer-loving creature. (Hello!

The aunt saw that Harley was about to escape from her control, and quickly opened the killing app, but unfortunately, the bomb on Harley's body failed after being hacked by the clown.

It is said that the signal of the wireless network is very important...

But aunt is a woman who has seen big waves after all, she immediately ordered Deathshot to kill Harley.

Of course, Uncle Deadshot would not compromise, so Auntie directly blew up the clown's plane.

If I had known this trick earlier, why would my aunt go through such a lot of trouble?

Well, Tang Youming never understood the world of city people...

Then Tang Youming watched Auntie Niu Break coaxing her into the plane.But before Tang Youming could digest the news that Harley had died, the handsome officer told them that the aunt had died too...

Could it be that the aunt is telling them with her life, "Don't pretend to be aggressive, pretend to be struck by lightning"?

This world is too crazy, she wants to be quiet...

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The crowd sat in an empty bar, listening to the story of how the vengeful demon BB had accidentally killed his wife.

The kind Uncle Dead Shoot quietly wiped the corners of his eyes, but the innocent Boomerang opened his big eyes and asked, "Where's the kid?"

Tang Youming admired his courage to expose his mental retardation to everyone.After all, judging from the narrator's expression alone, he knew that the child was either dead or injured.

"He killed them all, didn't he?" As expected of a straightforward girl, Harley hit the nail on the head.

But the revenge demon was obviously unwilling to answer her, so before the atmosphere deteriorated, Tang Youming hurriedly stood up.

"Let's not talk about this, who hasn't passed it~" Tang Youming laughed casually.

Fortunately, the handsome officer stepped in in time and began to review his emotional life with the witch.

Tang Youming has been paying attention to how impressed the masses are by the side.

When he shows a vulnerable expression, the crowd's impression is 20%; when he reflects on himself, the crowd's impression is 40%

When he talked about how much he loves witches, the audience's impression rate was 60%. Seeing as if the handsome officer had nothing to say, Tang Youming secretly sweated for him in his heart.Unexpectedly, at this time, he changed his style of painting and took out the letter written to him by Uncle Shishe's daughter.

Nice job!Tang Youming couldn't help but applaud him.You know, as the most charismatic person in the team, Uncle Deadshot only has his daughter as his fatal spot.

Sure enough, in order to show his daughter that he is not a worthless waste, Deathshot resolutely embarked on the road to death.Immediately after, Harley, the vengeful demon, and the killer crocodile also walked out.However, the boomerang stood still and did not move.

"Aren't you going?" Tang Youming gave him a suspicious look.

"I..." Boomerang touched the beard on his chin uneasily, "I want to say, if I can't come back for this mission, would you like to..."

"What are you willing to do?" Actually, Tang Youming was much more nervous than him.Although Boomerang is usually inconspicuous, isn't he a little too serious now...

"Ahem" the boomerang seemed a little hard to tell his intentions.

Tang Youming was carefully reading his expression.However, the boomerang suddenly lowered its head while she was not prepared, and quickly kissed Tang Youming's right cheek.

"Okay baby let's go~"

"You you you!" Tang Youming felt a throbbing pain in his heart.The boomerang was obviously so shy just now, what happened to such a change of style!

"Don't get emotional, baby, let's go together~"

"Get out of labor!"

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Tang Youming watched the fight between the crowd and the witch in full swing, but she stood in the middle of the team but no one cared about her.

Probably because she found out that she was just a battle waste who wrapped herself up tightly, the witch didn't even bother to give her an extra look.

I didn't expect the boss to have this kind of combat power discrimination...

But no matter what they do, they can be regarded as a large number of people, and it is only a matter of minutes to take down the witch.Later, she will make the witch kneel down and get slapped in the face!Who knew that after Tang Youming came to this conclusion, he was slapped severely by reality.

There are so many of them that none of them can fight!They are all!department!I was beaten to the ground! ! !

I've been talking with you for so long, you're a frightening killer, you're all bragging! ?

Because Tang Youming was completely ignored, she took the opportunity to hide behind a nearby pillar.

Sure enough, the witch, as the system described, began to try to win over allies.If it were Tang Youming now, she would never have a BB with this group of people and kill them all directly.

Harley seemed to be persuaded by the witch, and she slowly stepped forward to join the witch.

At this moment, Tang Youming saw a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and she rushed out.

[Ding---]

[mission completed]

[Mission Objective: Save all the women in the story]

[Mission Summary: The ultimate tragedy in a patriarchal society is women.Here you will meet several painful women.What they will face is the tragic fate of being married to a wild man, being bestowed to death by the king and stabbed to death by their son.But you're going to change all that...]

[Unlock the function of positioning the protagonist]

[The mission world is being generated...]

[transmitting...]

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#Chaos into the ending small theater#

Author: Can you tell us what happened in the end?

Deadshot: Okay no problem.Harley distracted the witch at the time.I just saw Miss Catherine draw an arc in the air, and then rushed towards the witch.

Harley: But she didn't kill the witch, she just pulled a lock of her hair.But I must admit that I have underestimated Miss Catherine before.

Author: Well, thank you for your cooperation.Hey, what's wrong with you, steel teeth, hey, don't cry!Hello!You got snot on my sleeve! ! !Hey!Did you hear me! ! !

Boomerang: Why is Catherine missing?i miss my baby...

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to Mr. Chou for unlocking the achievement "One Word of Soy Sauce".

I took the test yesterday, and I am already a useless person today...

Not a good guy anymore...

So let me satisfy my personal taste in the next world, although it is not a horror movie...

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