[Comprehensive fear] This perverted world

Tang Youming didn't feel the slightest pain when landing this time, she silently gave the system a thumbs up in her heart.

However, when she got up, she realized that she seemed to... praised too early...

Before, the system always used other people's bodies for her without her permission.Probably because she complained too much, the system seems to have simply abandoned the treatment this time, because----

She is a spirit this time!Yes, it is the kind of spirit body that can pass through walls!

However, since she is a spirit body, she was easily teleported directly to the first mission location - the imperial palace.It is said that the object of her mission this time is the princess of this country.

Tang Mingming observed the king for several days.Although I heard that this uncle has a bad habit of raising fleas as his son, but he doesn't look like a beast who can marry his daughter to a wild man... Is there some unspeakable secret that she doesn't know?

Tang Youming really couldn't restrain her curiosity, so she sneaked into the king's bedroom in the middle of the night.

While looking down at the king from a high altitude, she comforted herself in her heart: she swore that she was never wondering if the king had any unspeakable difficulties as a man, but... this f*ck flea is going to become a sperm!

Tang Youming looked at the swollen flea on the ground as if it had been swelled by nuclear radiation, and was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.

Is this a new species?

But the king wants to marry his daughter to a wild man instead of a flea?Well, he didn't follow the routine...

The king was bringing out a basin of blood and feeding his precious fleas.And just then, the flea died.

Tang Youming had a bad feeling when he saw the king hugging the flea and weeping.

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What kind of idiot would want to marry his daughter to someone who can guess that flea skins are hanging on the shelves!

She doesn't know if this person is a savage, but she knows that this person must have bad hygiene habits!

Soon, all the marriageable nobles in the kingdom came.But obviously, no one can guess.

In this era when the concept of nuclear radiation has not yet been popularized, how could anyone think that this is a mutated flea... Tang Youming felt deeply sorry for these noble boys.

King Doubi always had a fascinated smile on his face, with a kind of self-confidence that "if you can recognize me, I will recognize you as my father".Tang Youming finally read the truth from the princess' disappointed expression: the princess wanted to marry, but the king was reluctant.So the king used such a spoof method to dispel the princess's idea.

Although it is said that this is also a pity for the parents of the world, but this method is indeed a bit extreme...

When the princess was sad that she might never get married, an unusually tall, sharp-edged bald man appeared.

Tang Youming made a prediction from the tattered clothes on his body, and this man could probably guess that it was flea skin.Sure enough, the bald man confidently gave the answer after only sniffing it: "Flea skin."

The smile on the king's face froze instantly.Only then did Tang Youming realize that this person was the savage in the mission, and she had to stop this marriage.So she immediately floated in mid-air and showed her shape.

After a few days of exploration, she found that she can show up at certain times of the day, but sadly this is her only skill...

"You are?" The king had experienced two consecutive shocks. He covered his heart, and seemed to need a quick-acting heart-relief pill.

The princess and the savage also stared blankly at her, not knowing what to say.

Although Tang Youming maintained a noble (?) smile, but now she doesn't know what to say...

However, the smell of this flea skin is not as strong as usual. Tang Youming smelled a strong perfume smell just after he appeared, and it was not in vain that the King sprayed so much perfume on his dear flea baby every night...

It's hard for a savage to smell fleas through such a big perfume...

"Miss, who are you? I order you to report your name!" The king was a little annoyed when Tang Youming ignored him for a long time.

"I..." Tang Youming's mind was full of fleas, so she reported her identity logically, "You used to ask people to kiss each other every night, but now you don't recognize them when they show up."

The crowd was in an uproar.

"So" the princess broke the silence first, "you are my father's mistress?"

"No, she's not..." The king shook his head.

"Everyone is an adult, and some things are better explained directly." Tang Youming looked at the king affectionately, "It's time to tell her."

"Tell her what? Miss, what are you talking about, I don't know you at all!" The king roared frantically.

"It is because of your careful care that I have grown to such an extraordinary size. It is also because of this that I can assume human form after death."

"So you are!? Oh my God, I always thought you were a male!" The king almost tore out his hair in surprise.

"What the hell are you talking about? Can you give me an explanation!!!" The princess's fiery temper seemed to be the king's own.

"Dear princess, I am the dead flea." Tang Youming smiled bewilderedly.

"This...that's impossible!" The princess's frightened hair pulling action was exactly the same as her father's.

"But the purpose of my appearance is not to scare you. I know that although the king has made a promise, I don't want my skin to be used as a tool for marriage."

Seeing how relieved the father and daughter were, Tang Youming knew that they were also very reluctant in their hearts.But after all, the king promises a lot, and all he needs is a step.

"That's why I propose that this finger marriage is not counted."

Unexpectedly, Tang Youming came over and grabbed her neck as soon as he finished talking about primitive people.

"The king promised me, and the princess is mine!" Of course, the primitive man didn't want his wife to run away with others.

"But...but I don't agree." Tang Youming's face turned abnormally bloody due to lack of oxygen.She felt that with this performance alone, she could win the statuette.

"Then what can you do?" The primitive man smiled confidently.

"Hehehe..." Although Tang Youming was tightly restrained by the primitive people, she didn't panic at all.She showed a strange expression, and then suddenly disappeared from the primitive man's hands.

The primitive man caught nothing at once, and he looked at his hand in disbelief.After a while, he seemed to hear a change from behind, but it was too late when he realized it. Tang Youming's beautiful heavy blow made him lose consciousness.

See what she said last time, give her a brick and she can save the world!

"Very, thank you..." the king stammered to express his gratitude.

"It's okay, I'm repaying this kindness, and lock up this primitive man." Tang Youming waved his hand in a heroic manner.

"But what if someone accuses me of breaking my oath?" The king was still a little worried.

"You just tell the truth that it was the flea spirit who made you break the contract. Also, don't do such silly things in the future."

"…Um"

[Ding---]

[Phase mission completed]

[Go to the next mission point and save the old lady who was given to death by the king...]

The author has something to say:

In fact, I suggest you watch the original film, the princess is inexplicably handsome...