HP told my dad to hit you after school

Snapela opened the door of the Response Room, and a Bengal tiger squatted on the plush carpet where Isa had been lying and glanced up at him.

Snape slammed the door shut in fright.

When will the idiot get a Bengal tiger! ! !

Fuck it's scary!A super huge tiger! ! !

Snape tried his best to calm down, and when his heart stopped beating so fast, he gripped his wand tightly, hid behind the door vigilantly, and slowly opened the door.

The Bengal tiger was still on the plush carpet, wagging its tail lazily, looking at Snape with its head tilted.Its eyes were a strange color, a scarlet color, large and round.

The Bengal tiger yawned, rested its chin lazily on its two big paws, half-closed its eyes, and kept sweeping its tail.

Snape hesitated a bit, facing the big cat, he had an ominous premonition.

Today is the back-to-school day after the Christmas break. The students who have watched the drama cassette for a month and used the X-note for a month are exhausted. Even Dumbledore’s explicit order to prohibit the use of X-note in class cannot be dispelled. Their passion for the crew.

Snape, who was in the period of changing his voice, didn't like to talk.Facing the members of the support club who grew up overnight, almost all of whom enthusiastically comforted him, "It's okay, your voice will sound good when you grow up", he just wanted to throw a gas tank.

He doesn't need this comfort!

Shut up, you guys!

At this time, Yisha, who was forced to write dozens of notes to write her number XX, and received dozens of notes with number XX, seemed more precious.

"Isa, so you can only grow to 1.7 meters." Bella said sympathetically.

Snape: Poof.

Yisha: ...you who still have 20 centimeters of room to grow, don't laugh! ! !

Finally, before dinner was over, Isha mysteriously asked him to go to the Room of Requirement at 9 o'clock.

"My Animagus has a major breakthrough!"

That's what she said anyway.

Now Snape was suspicious.

Previously, Isa only conjured cat ears and a tail.And now lying here is a giant red-eyed Bengal tiger!

Could it be that a silly Animagus is actually a Bengal tiger, and that ears and tail are just mistakes?And cat ears and tiger ears are not much different——

......

It's a lot worse, okay? ?

Cat ears are pointed!Tiger ears are round! ! !

But the big cat in front of him that even opened "Advanced Potion Making" with its big paws couldn't be just an ordinary big cat!

The Bengal gave him a sideways look and let out a breath through his nose.

Snape called tentatively, "Isa?"

The big cat looked up at him, wagging its tail.

Is Wucao really Meowsha?

The belly of the Bengal tiger suddenly protruded strangely.As Snape watched, the Bengal tiger lazily lifted half of its body, allowing a small ball of fur to struggle out from under its white belly.

A Bengal cat with a pattern similar to that of a big cat staggered out, shaking its head, and was crushed in a daze.It complained "meow~" at the big cat, and started to crawl on the big cat with all four claws.

The big cat has a huge body, and the small hairball grabs the big cat's smooth fur and climbs up with its short legs.

The Bengal tiger held the little Bengal cat by its tail, and the little fur ball climbed up, stood on the back of the big cat, gave a satisfied "meow", then trotted all the way, stood on the neck of the big cat, stretched out curiously. Small short claws, trying to reach the whiskers of the big cat.

The Bengal tiger tilted its head so that the little hair ball that could not reach it and almost fell off touched the tiger's whiskers.

The Bengal cat brushed its whiskers triumphantly, thinking that it was a winner in meowing.

Finally, the big cat got really impatient, turned around and opened its big mouth, showing its fangs——

Startled, Snape raised his wand—

——The big cat picked up the nape of the little hairball, and stood up shaking its hair.It has beautiful and strong lines, and jumped onto the sofa with a light leap.The little fur ball was obediently held in its mouth, its four claws curled up, and its big green eyes stared at Snape without blinking.

The Bengal tiger takes up almost the entire space of the sofa.It lay down, curled up its front paws, gently put down the small hair ball, stretched out its barbed tongue and licked the small hair ball.The little hairball purred softly, raised its head and licked the big cat's pink nose affectionately.

The big cat turned its tail back and wrapped the little hair ball in its arms.

Snape: Who am I, why am I here, why am I watching two felines licking each other...

With a burst of blue light, the two felines on the sofa began to twist and deform.In the end, what Snape saw was a feline father and daughter half lying on the sofa.

...Minister, don't you have to go to work? !ah? ! !

Is Hogwarts the place you want to be in? !ah? ! !

If it's so easy for you to come in, what's the point of the disappearing cabinet that Draco repaired for a year? !

The big red-eyed cat thinks he is handsome.The green-eyed kitten felt the same way.

"How?" she asked Snape, "Girls like me learned Animagus in the third year!"

Daddy Big Cat flipped through his X-note lazily, without speaking.

Snape had nothing to say, he just wanted to run.

"Let me tell you, my dad checked it out for me. My meow is called a Bengal cat, and my dad's is a Bengal tiger. Our Animagus are all father-daughter models!"

Voldemort gave her a sideways glance: "The king of beasts cannot give birth to cats."

"But I'm also curious, there are no tigers in England, how could my father become a big cat? And I thought my father would be a big snake or something..."

"Majestic, domineering, solitary, and proficient in swimming in trees. Let me ask you, except for tigers, which other cats can swim?" The big cat father is very proud.

Miaosha nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, Dad, you are amazing!"

Snape thought about it again, Tiger and Voldemort are really similar in some respects.

Which animal have you seen with the word "King" written on its head? !

"Okay, I'm just here to have a rest." I also came here to scare people at Isa's request. "I have another meeting tomorrow, and I won't be here soon. Remember to send me a message, Isa. Goodbye, Severus."

Voldemort walked away from the fireplace in the Room of Requirement, and Isa looked back at him expectantly, and produced the Kitty bell collar.

"Help me put it on."

Snape Dead Fisheye: "You go."

"If you don't wear it for me, I will bite you!"

"You bite."

"Severus, you've changed, when did you become so cold-hearted!"

Snape's feet were weak, he went to the sofa and collapsed, muttering: "Tiger..."

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"You won't be really scared, will you?" Isa scratched the tip of Snape's nose with the cat teaser, and he dismissed it absently, lowering his head and continuing to write his homework, "Do you have a psychological shadow on tigers?"

"No." Snape said curtly.

Isa thought about it, and felt that it was wrong for her to ask her father to scare Snape.Snape may not have a psychological shadow on Tiger, but he definitely has a psychological shadow on her father.

Isa bowed her head obediently and admitted her mistake: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked my father to scare you. I'm sorry, professor."

Snape didn't even bother to deduct points.In the period of changing his voice, he can not speak without speaking, which makes Yisha very boring.

"Severus~" Isa lay down on the table, and Snape glanced at her, thinking that the girl was really too lazy to be more and more like a cat.

"Did you know that we can go to Hogsmeade one day in January?" Isa stretched out her arms and scratched on the table, "Didn't our crew go because of rehearsal last time? Go and have fun. Hey, do you know that there is a new X-note store in Hogsmeade, and there are limited edition skins, I really want to go shopping and buy my hands..."

Snape wrote on the cross-book: What are you shareholders doing.

Isa thought, eh, that's right.

"Then there's nothing to go shopping." Isa cried, "Duke Bee is tired of shopping...how about we go and sit on the three broomsticks for a day?"

Snape wrote: The Three Broomsticks must be full, don't go.

Isa thought hard: "...Then let's go to that date cafe, what's the lady called?"

Snape glared at her, his ears blushed, and he wrote quickly: Go yourself!

Isa shook her head, put her head on her arm with a smile, and didn't continue talking, just staring at Snape doing his homework.

Narcissa, who was about to return to Isa's table after getting bored with Lucius in the distance, paused.

Lily, who was holding the book and was about to say hello to Isa and Snape, paused.

Seeing that Lily wanted to come over to give an assist to his friend Zhan, Sirius gave a pause.

The three quickly hid behind the bookshelf.

Sirius: "What's going on!"

Narcissa: "What's the situation, it's so obvious that you still can't see it!"

Lily: "Yiyiyisha won't tell Sif—?"

Sirius: "Mistgrass! Isn't my big brother deeply rooted in football?"

Narcissa: "Your dog is really a dog! Isha also has emotional needs! Besides, Isa is 13 years old and still doesn't have a boyfriend, is it strange?"

Lily & Sirius: "Isn't it strange to fall in love at the age of 13!!!"

Narcissa, a veteran driver in love: "Besides, the two of them may not be able to succeed. They have been together for three years and have not made any progress..."

Lily: "I think Sev has a crush on Isa."

Sirius: "How can my big brother be with a guy like a snot?!"

Lily & Narcissa: "You shut up."

Lily: "But Isa really likes Sif."

Narcissa: "I think so."

Lily: "But the progress of this strategy is really too slow."

Narcissa: "You're right."

Sirius: "You guys wait, I'll make an assist, and try to clear the progress of the big brother's strategy."

Narcissa: "Are you still a dog? Your big brother just gave you a motorcycle and you treated her like this!"

Sirius: "Because my big brother is so kind to me, I'm going to help her not hang on the crooked neck tree of the snotling!"

Lily: "Can you stop calling him a snot-nosed man? He's not childish, you're still picking your feet."

Narcissa: "Don't interrupt your lord when you talk."

Sirius: "You two are indifferent! Is this how you are against the No.4 male god list?!"

Narcissa: "The third on the list of goddesses said, you little hot chicken, hurry up and shut up my sister."

Sirius: "It's only a month old! You're on point!?"

Lily: "The number two on the goddess list, please go to Potter to do your homework, and don't ask me to copy it when it's too late."

Sirius: "You don't understand, James can finish every homework, and asking you to copy it is completely a routine."

Lily: "......Oh. Then I won't borrow it next time."

Sirius: "...feels like I sold my brother."

Narcissa: "Oh oh oh Isa is getting closer again—"

Lily: "I think Sev is stiff all over."

Narcissa: "It's hard to believe that he doesn't like Isa."

Lily: "But with his awkwardness, Isa must have a long way to go to successfully conquer..."

Sirius: "I don't understand you love brains the most. If you have a crush on each other, you just end up together. Why do you still have to try and try, entangle and push and resist..."

Narcissa: "You are doomed to be single forever, let me tell you."

Sirius: "Anyway, I don't want to be in a relationship right now."

Lily: "I've decided."

Sirius: "?"

Lily: "I want to assist Isa."

Narcissa: "No, Isa has my assist, you can't join."

Lily: "Why, I can start with Sif."

Sirius: "No, you can't assist my big brother! My big brother can't be with Snape, absolutely not."

Narcissa: "Anyway, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

Narcissa turned her head and ran away angrily.

Lily and Sirius were at a loss.

Lily asked Sirius, "Why does your sister get so angry every time she meets me?"

Sirius looked up at the sky: "I don't know, but I don't think she hates you either."

Lily shrugged.

【Baibaibaihe established a group "S Assist Squad S"】

【Hundreds of hundred lilies join the group】

[Baibaibaihe invites you to join the group with flat feet]

[Baibaibaihe invites Padfoot to join the group]

Baibaibaihe: Remember to change the notes when you join the group

Padfoot: ? !

Padfoot: Didn't I say that I won't give them assists!

Baibaibaihe: Do you have the heart to ask your big brother for nothing?

Padfoot: But Snape is really...

Walking into flat feet: Didn't I say that I don't want your assists! ! !

Baibaibaihe: Narcissa, let's do our best together~

Walking into flat feet: who wants to cheer with you!

Bai Bai Lily: I asked Seaver yesterday, and he said he has plans for Hogsmeade Day

Walking into flat feet: I guess I went shopping with Isha, and Isa forced him to go

Bai Bai Bai He: But as long as Isa asks, he will not refuse

Padfoot: So, what do you think?

Baibaibaihe: What an assist opportunity!We can tail them all the way, and try to push them into Paphne's Café!It is said that there has always been a holy place for couples to date, and it is not a couple who go in and walk around to become a couple!

Wandering into flat feet: ...why are you so proficient.

Padfoot: Suddenly worried about my brother Zhan Dalu.

Baibaibaihe: Listen to what my friend said...

Baibaibaihe: Don’t you think we can bring more people in, strengthen the team, and then we can play assists better?

Padfoot: It’s not me, why are you so active in assists?

Walking into flat feet: And not many people know that Isa is interested in Severus...

Padfoot: Wait a minute

Padfoot: Oh, I asked Lei Gu just now, and he said he saw it too

Walking into flat feet: ...

【Padfoot invites Song of the Ocean to join the group】

Song of the Sea: What the hell

Baibaibaihe: We are the SxS assist team

Song of the Sea: ...why it's called SxS

Baibaibaihe: Because their surnames all start with S

Song of the Ocean: ...that's amazing my brother

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Thanks to the above Archangels!kiss one by one

[Today, Kawen card is very serious]

So I didn't resist the temptation, and placed an Onmyoji [Of course, in lovelive, I am Ou Po Tianji, I draw UR alone, and I draw one UR and two SRs in eleven consecutively, but in Onmyoji, I draw one R , draw an R, bah! 】

Today I went to look through the list of doujin, and then I was shocked to find that my three-dimensional real name was actually used in the literary name.I thought to myself, oh my brother, what's going on, and then I poked it open...

………… Mist grass?

No one told me that I collided with the vicious female supporting role of a certain summer vacation drama, Wucao (although the surname is different)?

Look at me so well, Misty Grass?

Then I was cheap and searched for my name (search in the main character column)

Mist grass? !

Danmeiwen's Xiaoshou collided with my name, Wucao?Or is it scum, fog grass? !

And it is still used in the name of the text!Two of the four characters are my name, Wucao!And this article still looked like a little fire back then, Wucao? ? ?

Can't help but remind me of the tragic experience of a friend of mine

I really like Domumu's daily wear, and then recommended it to my good friend, and then she said you are fucked, and I realized...

The heroine and her friend have the same name as her mother [lay down]

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Today is the first anniversary of the opening of "The Eloquent" QWQ

Thinking back to when I only had more than 1 saved manuscripts, how dare I open the article directly, and then update it with tears...

Then it happened again today QWQ

But at least my hand speed is up!I'm typing like flying now!