HP told my dad to hit you after school

The ranks of the Assist Squad continue to grow.

[Group members: Baibai Baihe (group leader), Padfoot (administrator), Youcheng Flatfoot (administrator), Song of the Ocean, Prongs, Moon Face]

It is rare for the red and green sides to reach a unity this time. The big dog smashed his family and dragged his friends into the water together, so that if the assist fails, he can still be with his friends if he is beaten to death by Isa.

Zhan Dalu's idea is very simple, all males who appear around Lily are dangerous, and they should be dealt with as soon as possible, especially after Snape washed his hair and face well, his appearance is not low.

Lupine felt that Isa and her father were both good people. He would have been bitten by a werewolf if the minister hadn't taken action when he was a child. Besides, he was worried about these gay friends. If they didn't watch him, they could beat Snape Halo sent directly to Isa dormitory.

Silly: You are here!

Lily's plan was very simple. She said that someone asked her to go on a date at Padfives, and asked Isa and Sif to sit at the next table to help her check it out, and then the team gave them a couple's candlelight set meal in the name of a discount from the store.

After such a process of candlelight lunch, it is hard not to have a good impression.

"Then who do you think asked you to go to Paddifu?" Narcissa secretly wrote a chalk note and asked.

A man surnamed Zhan responded positively: "Me me me me!"

Heart of Sima Zhao!Brother, I know what your idea is!Sirius spurned a certain Zhan Dalu, then wagged his tail in agreement: "Yes, yes, I also recommend James!"

Lily had acted as a couple with James in a drama before, and she has a good impression of him. Except that he occasionally feels that this person likes to show off and is very naive, but she is very happy when she smiles brightly.

So it was settled.

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Baibai Lily (remark name: Lily Sauce)

[New signature: Onceared, alwayssared! ]

I hold pure white (remark name: Ishasha)

[New signature: Okay, it's time to do a multiple-choice question... comparable to the Champions League final Manchester United vs Real Madrid QAQ]

Hundreds and Hundreds of Lilies: Isa W

I hold pure white: Lily 0w0

Hundreds and Hundreds of Lilies: Do you have plans for Hogsmeade Day?

Ego Pure White: Hmm...do you want to date me?

Bai Bai Lily: ...Yes.wrong!Someone wants to date me!

Ego is pure white: Someone asks you out? !who? !Is it Potter!That Antler Jen!

Baibaibaihe: Hmm... He asked me to go to the Puddifu teahouse for a sit down.

I hold pure white: ... Wucao, then you promise not to!

Baibaibaihe: So, that's why I came to you.Can you accompany me... don't sit together, just find a seat next to me and help me observe.If you think it's okay, then he and I will...

I hold pure white: mist grass

I hold pure white: fog grass fog grass fog grass

I am pure white: Lily, you are only in the third grade...

Baibaibaihe: I will be in the fourth grade next year!

I am pure white:  …

Pure White: Your progress...is...so...fast (vomiting blood

Baibaibaihe: No, it's okay, Isha!Your progress can be fast too!

I'm pure white: No...I mean... I'm going to see little Harry soon, I'm kinda handy

Ego is pure white: don't worry, I will accompany you

I'm pure white: but I probably won't be around for long

Baibaibaihe: By the way, does Sev have any arrangements?

Ego is pure white: I want to ask him out, but it seems that I failed to provoke...

Baibaibaihe: Failure?

I am pure white: I got two theater tickets in London, and he is determined not to go to QAQ

Baibaibaihe: It’s okay, I’ll ask him if he wants to go to Paddifu together

Ego is pure white: Don't! ! ! ! !

Ego is pure white: He will kill classmate Zhan on the spot!

Ego is pure white: let him go, hum.I don't care who he spends Valentine's Day with, who he loves

The situation is not good.The Assist team members faced the dilemma of Snape's absence.

Assist Squad Gryffindor Division.

"We must let him appear in Paddifu!" Sirius clenched his fist, James lowered his head to ponder the countermeasures, and Lupine silently made up his homework quickly.

"Issa asked him out?" James asked Sirius.

"Seriously refused, saying that he would not go to the couple's teahouse." The big dog who witnessed the scene felt sad for his brother for a second.

"Then be tough." James finally chose the way he was most comfortable with, "Forcing him!"

"No, no, no, he has to go willingly." Sirius vetoed violent means.

The two thought hard.

"How about telling him that Isa is dating Lorenz in Puddiffe?" Sirius had a flash of inspiration.

"A person like a snot-nosed man wouldn't go to see the scene even if he was so jealous." James knew his mortal enemy very well.

Sirius smirked: "Then what if I say that Lorenz went with something that looks like a love potion?"

James: ...Okay bro! ! !

So they started planning further.

They inquired about Lorenz's plans for Valentine's Day, and Regulus said that Lorenz would also go to Hogsmeade that day, but he didn't know where to go.

Lily gave clear instructions: find someone to trip Lorenz!Can't let him appear in front of Snape!

Narcissara is here Lucius who got on well with Lorenz: Take Lorenz to a day of beer at the Three Broomsticks!

Lucius, who was kicked by a girl to hook up with a man, was shocked: You asked me to drink with Lorenz on Valentine's Day! ?Still drinking beer? !

Of course, he couldn't tell him the reason. This confidant of Voldemort might turn his head around and make a report, and then they would only see Snape's broken body.

Members praised Narcissa for her high spirit and integrity, sacrificing Valentine's Day for her friends.

Narcissa is modest: "Isha sang me a song before, and the lyrics are well written: as long as you love the right person, Valentine's Day is celebrated every day...just a Valentine's Day! It's okay!"

But how did Isha, who was in a bad mood, plan for Valentine's Day?

She got two tickets to the Royal Opera House in London, "Romeo and Juliet", and invited Snape kindly, but when he saw the title of the play, his face turned green and he turned around and ran away.

She didn't even know if he was angry or shy!

So this year's Valentine's Day is another silly one.

She's used to it, really.

...really getting used to QAQ

On February 2th, it snowed.

When Isa had breakfast, she pretended to be lively and greeted Snape: "Hey, single dog, are you going to live alone today?"

Snape clicked, "Speaking like you're not alone."

"I'm not alone." Yisha snorted, "I have a male god to accompany me."

"You god?" Snape raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

That's right, you don't know the leading actor in the drama——

At the critical moment, Lorenz and Sirius appeared one after the other.

"Good morning, Isa. Happy Valentine's Day." Lorenz greeted gently, and Isa smiled consciously, thinking: I can't burn you and your uncle to death.

"Snape, come here." Sirius glared at Lorenz behind his back with enigmatic eyes, and Snape rolled his eyes at him.

Sirius had to whisper to him: "There is something urgent!"

Isa looked over curiously.

"You can't talk about anything important here." Snape frowned.

Sirius simply pulled him up: "It's very important, others can't hear it!"

Then the dog grabbed Snape's arm and walked away, leaving a silly stare at the direction they were going.

Silly: ...Wori, these two people on Valentine's Day...wouldn't be trying to...

...Dogs? !

Big news!

She jumped up and chased after him.

"I told you I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Then why didn't you inform Isha, instead of telling me!?"

"Isha has a crush on him, so I wouldn't believe it, you stupid! If I didn't believe that you would protect my brother, I would have done it myself!"

"She doesn't like Law—"

"Are you that sure?"

"...Could you please stop talking to me in this gesture."

"Ah? What pose?"

Isa: "...Wall, Wall, Wall—"

Sirius, who was handsomely supporting the wall with one hand and putting the other in his pocket, and Snape, the daughter-in-law who was silently caught between the dog wall, turned their heads at the same time, looking at Isa who had just chased out from the corner.

Isa burst into tears: "Mist Grass!!!!!!"

The two Shuanghei silently watched her run away in tears.

Sirius stood up straight silently: "Sorry, I'm used to it."

Snape stood up silently: "Get out."

"I'm serious, Lorenz is really asking her to Paddy's today, with—"

"I see." Snape said simply, turning his head and walking away.

"where are you going?"

"Hate people."

"I'm heartbroken, Sissy." Isa fell into Narcissa's arms with red eyes, "He and my big brother—"

"It's just normal moves." Narcissa brushed her chakra absently, "By the way, James invited Lorenz to go to Paddifu to play assists. You may have to share a table with him and help keep an eye on him."

"How did they hook up?" Isa was surprised, "Can't the big dog smash it?"

"The dog has a date. You and him should be more intimate at that time, otherwise you will keep staring at Lily's table, like ex grouping to hate people."

"The dog must have fooled around with Severus! Do you still think I'm a brother?!"

"It's about Lily's happiness, Isa, be serious!"

Isa: QAQ Oh.

Outside the Paddifu Teahouse, snow fell on the ground.

"Are you here?" James stood up awkwardly to greet Lily. Isa looked around, but instead of Lorenz, she saw a man in a black robe covered in a hood.She frowned, and continued to look for Laurenz, but still found nothing.

But it was not easy for her to turn around and ask James, so she wanted to pick an empty seat and sit casually.

On Valentine's Day, Paddifu is always hard to find, and now only the man in black is free.

"Hello, I can fight you--ho!"

Yisha's hoo is full of Guo Degang's rhythm, full of energy, three times and then four times, and allegro sentences are suitable.

Snape silently looked up at her.

"Don't sit here." He chased people away dryly.

"I said I couldn't see you, so I came to the couple's teahouse together!? Why are you here? Why don't you let me sit?!"

The team members hidden in various parts of the teahouse watched nervously.

Snape held back for a long time and said, "I have an appointment with someone."

Yisha got angry instantly: "I asked you out for a month and you didn't agree, who the hell did you come as soon as I asked you out with such a big face?!"

Snape didn't change his face: "It has nothing to do with you."

Isa stared at him, and stood there quietly, just staring at him.

After a while Snape realized something was wrong, he looked up and found that Lily and James who were supposed to be dating were glaring at him, everyone in the teahouse was glaring at him, and the quiet Isa was quietly blushing.

...Snape's mind exploded.

It's over.It's over, he thought.

He made the little girl cry.

"You, you sit down, I didn't have an appointment with anyone else, I—" Snape was at a loss, so he had to gently pull her sleeve, trying to make her sit down.

Isa still stood, not saying a word, but a teardrop fell with a snap.

"Isa, Isa, don't—I'm not—"

Snape felt unable to say anything at the moment.

Before he came, he was overwhelmed, rationally laughing at the absurdity of Lorenz dating Isa, and emotionally searching for evidence in his memory to prove Isha's affection for Lorenz.

She also said this morning, "Celebrate the holiday with the male god", she asked you out before because there was no one to accompany...

He was angry, at Lorenz for being mean, at Isa for being credulous, at himself for being useless.

But when she actually saw her start to cry, the old bat, who had done the feat of making all Hufflepuff girls cry, panicked like a 13-year-old boy, and would just keep repeating: "I lied to you, don't cry, don't cry!" -"

Isha just blamed herself.

"It's okay." She squeezed out a smile, "Enjoy Valentine's Day, I already have an appointment, so I won't bother you."

"But you-"

"I still have to go to the theater with someone." Isa quickly wiped away her tears, looked up as if nothing happened, "Romeo and Juliet! I was crying happily, don't think about it. Just wait slowly, I Come on, don't tell my dad I'm sneaking off to London."

She picked up the scarf and left, swaggered open the door, and walked into the wind and snow.

Snape pushed back the chair and hurried out.

The team quickly followed suit.

Mrs. Puddife poked her head from behind the counter: "You don't want coffee anymore?"

James hurriedly slammed the door: "No more!"

Yisha felt that she had figured out a lot of things in an instant. She and the people in pairs went against the flow, and her steps were brisk as if they were about to fly.

She whirls into the three broomsticks, throws down a Sickle, grabs a glass of whiskey and runs, ignoring Lorenz and Lucius drinking beer at the bar.

She strode through the snow and lifted the cap off the bottle with her thumb.She praised herself loudly: "Awesome!", leaned her neck down and downed it, choking her to cough.

"Who am I," she said, bouncing down the streets of Hogsmeade, carrying a drink, laughing at her former fragility, "what a girl I am, why do I despise myself so much? Fuck his Half-Blood Prince, I'm the Ice Queen, why should I lower my value and wrong myself to please myself? ——Yo, Boss, are you opening today? Vodka is available?"

Abfors from the Hog's Head came out to sweep the snow and stared like hell at the little girl who was running around blowing the bottle of whiskey.

"Forget it." She muttered, drank another half of the bottle in one breath, and her feet felt windy, "I'm so fucking confused, if he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it, it doesn't mean I'm not a good girl! You don't mean that I don't force you, anyway, I haven't seen you as miserable as the ones in my fandom, I think you live a good life, and you have appointments on Valentine's Day! Okay, I'm single! I'm proud!"

She drank the last sip and slammed the bottle into the trash can by the side of the road, enjoying the sound of glass breaking.

"Father, I'm going to see my male god, I won't mess with you." She took out two tickets that had been hidden in her bosom, threw one away, grabbed the remaining one, and stared blankly for a while.

"Why do you still want to cry?" She said to Romeo on the ticket, "Obviously I've already figured it out. He doesn't like me, I can't wrong myself anymore. Hurry up and pack up your mood and go see the male god." Bar."

"...But my male god also has a girlfriend." She raised her head and looked at the snowstorm, feeling that she was the loneliest dog in the world.

Went alone to see Romeo and Juliet on Valentine's Day.

How miserable.

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