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After a few minutes of this endless loop, Zhu Huai couldn't bear it anymore and suggested, "Why don't we stop here for today and make an appointment next time?"

Su Yang felt relieved, and grabbed his best friend: "Okay, okay, actually, I suddenly remembered that I was going to buy something for my mother, Mao Zirui, please accompany me."

Wei Chen wanted to say otherwise to go to his house for dinner, but Fa Xiao spoke up first, and Su Yang couldn't wait to agree, so he had to shut up and keep silent.

The small team that was planning to play all day died halfway, Mao Zirui reluctantly made an appointment with the host to meet in the live broadcast room, and then left with his best friend with a bitter face.

Zhu Huai also watched the two of them enter the elevator and go downstairs, and then stepped forward to bump Fa Xiao's shoulder: "What's the matter? Didn't the seduction succeed? Can't you see that a kid is so difficult to get hooked?"

Wei Chen fixed his eyes on the elevator door, remained silent for a long time, and finally said, "I want to pursue this seriously."

serious?Zhu Huaiyi was really surprised when this word came out of Faxiao's mouth.You have to know that this guy is a representative figure who never touches his body in the green bushes. His family background and wealth lead to piles of people who are upside down, but he is just playing with each of them. Seriously.

"How serious is it?" A strange feeling flashed in Zhu Huaiyi's heart, as if he was looking forward to it, but also a little uneasy.

"Very, serious." Wei Chen finished the declaration with firm eyes, tightened his wristband: "Go, play with me."

On the other side, the two were kept in the dark.

"Where are we going, Yangyang? What do you want to buy?" Mao Zirui mobilized the horsemen, thinking that he was really a selfless and dedicated best friend, pointing and hitting, never going west.

"Go home..." Su Yang spread out on the seat, physically and mentally exhausted.

"Didn't you say you were going to buy something for your mother?" Mao Zirui turned his head suspiciously, seeing Su Yang's salty fish appearance, he couldn't help but reach out and pat his head: "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong with you! You agreed to observe for me, but you don't want to run to do Yin yoga by yourself!" Su Yang complained angrily, and narrated all of today's tragic experience like beans poured into a bamboo tube.

The more Mao Zirui listened, the more he wanted to laugh, until he couldn't help it, so he lay on the steering wheel and slapped the car horn.

"Hahahahahahahaha you are poisonous, he teases you, you tease him back, what are you running for!" Mao Zirui laughed twitchingly: "With his good looks and figure, can you still suffer?"

"Shut up, shut up!" Su Yang viciously rushed over to cover his buddy's mouth.

Mao Zirui twitched for a few minutes before recovering from his breath, coughing and forced to ask: "Then what are you thinking?"

"I don't know!" Su Yang wanted to cry but had no tears: "I just want to poke and hide in the corner to see the adulterer, and occasionally take a plane secretly! How can I imagine that this development is as fast as a wild dog!"

"Isn't that good? You don't need to shoot the plane, just shoot the gun and finish the job."

Su Yang was very speechless to his best friend who had no integrity and no limit: "You don't understand! I don't want to have sex with him!"

"Why?" Mao Zirui tilted his head in doubt: "Didn't you say that you have lost your mind and you have changed your mind?"

"I don't want to get distracted either!"

Mao Zirui was a little dizzy by him: "Then what do you want to do?"

"I, I just want to masturbate secretly! Alone!"

"..." Mao Zirui felt that these bastards were unreasonable, so he quietly closed his mouth and drove.

The CEO who was determined to pursue it seriously encountered many obstacles miraculously.

The mobile phone rang, Wei Chen picked it up and looked, and sure enough, it was another reply of rejection.He scrolled forward a little annoyed. Since he added Su Yang's WeChat account for the convenience of work notifications, this is already the fourth time that someone has been declined.

——Do you want to come out for a night run?

——Um... sorry Mr. Wei, I was shopping in the supermarket with my colleagues today.

——"War Tiger 2" will be released soon, it is said to be very good, do you want to see it?

——Oh, what a coincidence, I promised Mao Zirui to watch it together.

——Zhu Huaiyi The new restaurant opened today, please go to make a big splash, you can eat for free, shall you go?

——I, I went back to my parents' house today! Can TAT say sorry to him for me?Or give me the phone number and I'll call myself to apologize.

In addition to today's, four consecutive rejections are like Buddha's big palm, slapping Wei Chen's nose and face swollen left and right.

Assistant Xiao Zeng wanted to come in to report on work, but when he saw the face of his president, he ran away quickly.I don't want to hit the gun to die!It's too late to report tomorrow!

Wei Chen would have given up on such an obvious refusal in the past.Even if he made up his mind to pursue seriously this time, at this point, no matter how hard he stalks, it will start to look ugly.

The problem is, in reality, how vividly that little bastard rejected him, and how flirtatiously he teased him without masturbation.If he hadn't known that Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da Da Da was Su Yang's name, this sharp contrast would definitely make him conclude that there were two people.

Wei Chen involuntarily clicked on Buluji, looked at the big picture of Yang Yang Chi Ba that was more than 100 kilometers away, and sighed and poked into the dialog box.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: God, God, do you have eight-pack abs?

——Yang Yang Chirp Da Da Da: The male god, the male god, please see the mermaid line!

——Yang Yang chirping, Da Da Da: Male god, male god, please ask for a private photo~ I promise not to spread it to the outside world!

——Yang Yang chirp Da Da Da: Good night, male god~!

So does this little dude have multiple personalities?Wei Chen had a headache.He really didn't understand what it meant. His bed partner used to have a personality comparison, but it wasn't so weird.

For this reason, he specifically asked Zhu Huaiyi, who laughed wildly for 3 minutes after listening to the statement, and then answered slowly: "I think, Su Yang may be a deep cabinet."

Yes, if it is a deep cabinet, there is a reasonable explanation for the behavior.After all, it is a virtual character on the Internet, and no one knows who it is in reality, especially after using some tricks to get the location elsewhere, it can perfectly hide the identity.

Wei Chen had some internal injuries.Those who want to pursue seriously after all the difficulty are hidden deep in the cabinet and cannot be dug out.Moreover, he was a little aggressive before, and he probably scared people, which made him even more rejected now.

Give up here?Wei Chen tapped the table with his slender fingers.Of course not, what could be more difficult than connecting the mess of Hangxin?Those crazy days have survived, will you be afraid of this little setback?

Change tactics.Now the intersection with Su Yang, and the intersection that cannot be rejected, is only the Almighty Butler's AI robot project.Remind the calendar manager, hurry up and make the real thing. When the time comes, find more faults in the eggs, so that he can keep changing it, so you don't have to worry about not seeing each other.

So when Manager Li received a call from the president, asking to put the AI ​​robot first and make it as quickly as possible, he thought he had heard it wrong, so he confirmed it several times.

Is this plan so urgent?

He silently clicked on the proposal that was sent over at that time. The estimated time: the end of 2017 to the beginning of 2018, black and white, very clear.

The president's strategic thinking and development vision are indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.What else can I say, just do it.

Manager Li, who was fully fired up, hurried to make the robot at the beginning of August, heaved a sigh of relief, and happily sent a congratulatory report to the president: the finished product is quite good, there is no major problem!

Then he received a reply from the president: Then find some problems.

Manager Li: "..."

The special code I quit!Treat people like monkeys!

After more than a month, Su Yang finally received a call from Manager Li, saying that the robot was finished, but there was a small problem, so he asked him to take a look.

The baby he created has a physical body, and Su Yang has mixed feelings in his heart.Don't know what it will be like?Not sure what's the problem?Wonder if it can be fixed?

The point is, what happened?He rejected the male god to the death this month, and didn't want to leave room for ambiguity.Moreover, he deliberately used the vest to chat and seduce while not flirting, in order to divert the male god's attention.Now that the robot is finished, you can't go to the car just because of this little thing, right?

Get up early to catch the bus on your own!It's only five... o'clock... half past...and...already...

Oh, the workplace is really sad.

Before he could finish mourning the lost sleep time, Wei Chen's text message came like a shadow: I will pick you up tomorrow morning.

I went, actually conscious to this point.You must know that they haven't chatted for nearly a week, and he thought Wei Chen had gradually forgotten about it.

Refuse to drop it, would rather sacrifice sleep time.Su Yang clicked on the reply box, and before he finished typing the word "no", the second text message arrived: I just have something to go to the factory, so I'll stop by.If you're sorry, you can bring me breakfast.

Are you a mind reader? !Su Yang looked at the two text messages heartbroken, and felt that the other party was really committed to blocking the back road in all directions.

How can there be such a good thing!Believe your evil!

The next day, Wei Chen triumphantly drove a Cayenne and received a little rabbit that he hadn't seen in more than a month, plus two boxes full of vegetable and egg burritos.

I want to escape from the palm of my hand, but I'm a little tender.

"Breakfast for you...you can make it if there is no food at home." Su Yang climbed into the car weakly, and lay down at an angle with his back to Wei Chen to catch up on sleep.The insomnia caused by thinking about it last night was severe, and I got up early in the morning to make cakes, and I was sleepy.

Xiao Erhuo must be missing me so much that he couldn't sleep, and he was so sleepy after seeing each other. For the sake of breakfast, I will show mercy and forgive you once.Wei Chen happily opened the bento box, biting into the egg burrito rolled with carrots, asparagus and lettuce, like a donkey eating grass.