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"You're here." Manager Li stood at the door of the factory building with a gloomy expression.

Su Yang sneaked a sneaky look at Wei Chen in embarrassment.It's all the fault of the male god!When they arrived, they didn't wake him up, and insisted on waiting for him to wake up naturally, which turned into the current situation.

"Hey, where is the robot?" He raised his hand and touched his nose.

"Inside." Manager Li led the two of them into the factory building.

I!go!Is this really what I designed?Su Yang saw that cute gadget placed on the table, its smooth and bright appearance instantly grabbed people's attention under the sunlight.At that time, he deliberately selected black and white as two materials that are similar but not identical. Black is not easy to leave fingerprints, and white is not easy to reflect light and overwhelm the guests. The actual effect is perfect.

It's like a living, cute little rabbit.Although the paws are a bit anthropomorphic, the ears located on the top of the back of the head make the rabbit stand upright without being obtrusive.

It’s so cute, the size is a little bigger because of the equipment, but it’s only about a medium-sized dog, which is completely acceptable!

It's a pity that there is a problem, and I don't know if it can be fixed.Su Yang went over and touched his baby twice, and asked, "What's the problem?"

"It's just... the center of gravity is not stable, and it is easy to fall backward when encountering uneven ground." Manager Li silently clenched a small screw that was specially removed from the inside of the robot.Mr. Wei's instructions yesterday were simply deceitful, and they had to cause some problems, and it would not be easy to find out what the specific problems were.After pondering for a long time, he decided to remove a small screw, so that the parts inside would be tilted a little to the left rear, and occasionally it would fall over when it encountered unevenness during operation.

"Let me see." Su Yang spread out the design draft, picked up the small screwdriver on the table and began to dismantle it.

The back cover is opened to reveal the parts inside. Comrade Su Yang, the designer, keenly observed that the whole layout seems to be slightly inclined.He said "Huh?", stretched out his hand and turned the part to the right to adjust it. The hole in the lower right corner where the screw should have been screwed coincided, revealing a black round hole.

"Hey, it's just a screw missing." I thought it was some kind of intractable disease, and it was a trivial matter.Su Yang raised his eyebrows with joy, and took a pen to draw circles on the design draft.

Wei Chen was so angry that he glared at Manager Li angrily: It's not easy to be found out! ! !

Manager Li spread his hands and shrugged innocently: How did I know he was so powerful! ! !

"Are there any other questions?" Su Yang marked it out, turned around and found the two people behind were flirting, and couldn't help throwing out a question mark: "?"

Manager Li quickly hid the small screw behind his back: "No, no problem, everything else!"

How can you say no problem!No problem, know the difficulty and create a problem!Wei Chen felt that the people under him were unreliable, so he had to work hard on his own.

"Then let's do the test. The designer is also here. Su Yang, keep an eye on it, and make adjustments at any time if there is any problem in the middle." After the CEO finished speaking, he hurried out.You have to execute PLANB quickly, or you will have no chance!

Yo, it seems that the male god is really busy today?Misunderstanding him before?Su Yang stuck out his tongue at the back of the hurriedly leaving, and turned to Manager Li: "How to test?"

Wei Chen made a few phone calls, and after completing the PLANB process, he occupied Manager Li's office again and started telecommuting.He actually has several meetings to hold today, but in order to be a driver for Su Yang, he had to bring a laptop to hold a video conference.

Two meetings in the morning and three meetings in the afternoon, I was so dizzy that I didn't even know it was getting dark.After finally coping with it, Wei Chen looked at the time, and it was already six o'clock.

Oops, that bastard won't sneak away, will he?He hurriedly packed up the computer, and walked towards the factory with the wind blowing under his feet.On the way, I happened to meet Manager Li, and when I asked Su Yang that he was still staring at the test, he calmed down and slowed down.

The test room is quite large, half of which is a completely empty field, and half of which are piled with various obstacles for simulation.Wei Chen walked lightly across the open half, leaning on the concrete wall in the middle and looking inward.

Su Yang squatted on the ground and was chatting happily with the AI ​​robot with a small electronic voice.

"Niuniu, you are so cute."

The electronic eyes on the display screen turned into two ^^: "Thank you master for your compliment~"

"Niuniu, shake hands."

The small mechanical arm was raised: "嘤~"

"Niuniu, turn on the vacuum cleaner and make a circle."

A buzzing sound came out: "Okay, Master~"

"Niuniu, go and bring me that ball."

The little mechanical feet moved over and pushed the ball away: "Okay, master~"

"Niuniu, come to WEWILLROCKYOU, turn the volume to the maximum."

The electronic milk voice sounded: "Okay, master."

In the next second, deafening rock music rang through the testing room.

- "Buddy you'reaboymake abignoise, playinginthestreetsgonnabeabigmansomeday, yougotmudonyourface, youbigdisgrace, kickingyourcanallovertheplace..."

The sense of rhythm was overwhelming, and Su Yang couldn't help shaking his head and brain, beating the beat with his right foot, and clapping his hands again, as if he was attending a concert.

- "Buddy you'rea young man hardman, shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day, you got blood on your face, you big disgrace, waving your banner all over the place..."

Wei Chen stood up excitedly when he saw that Su Yang was excited, and called CALL with his hands raised high and like waving a light stick.

Su Yang faintly heard the mixed laughter in the music, and turned his head to look alertly. Seeing the tragic situation of the male god, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't take care of himself: "Mr. Wei, you, why are you here?"

——"Singing, we will we will rock you, we will we will rock you. Everybody, we will, we will rock you, we will, we will rock you!"

"What???" Wei Chen pointed to his ear with a smile on his face, indicating that he couldn't hear clearly.

Really dizzy.Su Yang hurriedly shouted: "Niu Niu, keep your voice down."

- "Buddy you'reaboymake abignoise, playinginthestreetsgonnabeabigmansomeday..."

"Niuniu! Keep your voice down!"

——"you got mudon your face, you big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place..."

"Niuniu!!! Keep your voice down!!!"

——"Singing, we will we will rock you, we will we will rock you..."

wipe!

Su Yang felt that there was no more embarrassing moment in his 27 years of life than this time. He even crawled over to cover the robot's right ear to turn off the volume, and stood upright at a loss and looked at the male god.

"Um... It seems that there is still a problem with the sound sensing..." He tried his best to choke out some technical terms, trying to save the image.

Wei Chen had recovered from laughing for a while, and returned to the mature elite style. He straightened his tie with a serious expression: "Very well, write this down, and then tell Manager Li to replace the sensor."

Is this all good?Su Yang felt that the male god's ability to lie with his eyes open was very good, so he turned around silently and took notes.

"Let's go back today, and continue testing tomorrow." Wei Chen pointed to the time: "It's past six o'clock."

"Oh good." Su Yang quickly picked up his belongings and followed Wei Chen out of the workshop.

Six o'clock happened to be the off-duty time of the factory. Hundreds of employees walked out of various buildings in the factory area, returning to the dormitory, and returning home. The scene was busy but not messy.After a day of hard work, people say hello to each other and rush to their destinations.

Su Yang followed Wei Chen for a while, and found something was wrong.It seems that they have already passed the place where they parked in the morning. Could it be that the car has changed places later?

He didn't dare to speak, the embarrassing incident just now was still circling in his mind, he couldn't make another embarrassment and destroy the image that had already fallen to the ground.

But when Wei Chen was about to walk out of the factory gate and made no move to go to the parking lot, he still couldn't hold back and hurried forward and asked, "Mr. Wei, where is your car?"

"Oh, a flat tire, I called the 4S shop to have it repaired." Wei Chen waved his hand nonchalantly.

ha?Then how to go back?Send someone to pick you up?Su Yang poked his head left and right, trying to find out which car was here to pick up the person.

Before he could look at both sides, the male god's slightly sly voice sounded again: "So today we... squeeze the subway back."

Su Yang thought he was hallucinating.It's normal for him to squeeze the subway by himself, and the male god will squeeze too?Wearing a suit that looks super expensive, with the words "I'm very rich" written all over his body, squeezing, squeezing the subway?

"...Is no one coming to pick you up?" He twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that the world is really wonderful.

"If you are young, you should not be extravagant and wasteful, and you must learn to guard against arrogance and extravagance." The CEO tidied up the high-end custom-made suit, preaching without changing his face.

Instead, I became that extravagant and lustful person?Su Yang clicked his tongue, admiring the male god's ability to turn black and white.

Isn't it just crowding the subway? Who is afraid of anyone? The ordinary citizens can't compare with anything else, how can this be compared!A certain bastard patted his thin and lonely chest with great ambition, passed Wei Chen, and headed towards the subway station.