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The next day, as expected, Uncle Chen got ready for breakfast early in the morning and went home with a small suitcase to rest.Su Yang saw that the already empty villa had lost one person, making it even more deserted.

Wei Chen saw through his little thoughts, and comforted him: "Chen Bo will be back tomorrow night."

"I know." Su Yang paused for a moment, then hesitated and said, "If I also go home to see my parents, will you be lonely by yourself?"

Wei Chen stared at him: "You can choose to take me back to see your parents."

Then that's better!Su Yang shrank his neck secretly.I didn't want to tell my parents so early!

Wei Chen had no choice but to let him go: "You go, I'm fine."

In fact, he didn't want to go back that much, Su Yang scratched his head: "I'll accompany you, just give them a call later."

Before Wei Chen could reply, the doorbell rang outside the gate.Su Yang wished for something to distract him, so he actively raised his hand: "It's probably Ms. Sun, I'll open the door for her!"

Why are you also calling Ms. Sun... Wei Chen grumbled inwardly as he watched Xiaotu jerk and press the walkie-talkie, then ran towards the gate.

Isn't the pose so cute!I really want to put a round and white tail on my butt!The president's heart was in a state of excitement.

Su Yang ran to the gate and became nervous after realizing it.I haven't met Miss Sun before, how should I say hello?In the third year of high school, it should be a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old. What can I say to bring us closer?

Do you want to rap!

He took a deep breath, opened the door nervously, and the moment he saw the person coming, his breath was blocked in his chest.

Why would Mao be Li Qianlan? ? ?

What about Miss Sun? !

Seeing that he opened the door, Li Qianlan looked sad.

Su Yang squeezed sweat in his palms.

Oh my god, didn't you muster up the courage to come to Brother Chen to confess your love?what to do?Hand it over to Brother Chen, or show off the demeanor of a regular wife and drive people away?

"You all live together..." Li Qianlan looked at Su Yang's home clothes sadly.

"Hehe, that's right." Su Yang scratched his head with a foolish smile, and regretted it.

Why the hell am I answering like a retard!Shouldn't it be "None of your business, you little bitch will kneel down to my mother"!

Li Qianlan's voice suddenly raised: "Why? Why is it you?"

Hell, how do I know why it's me!Su Yang's brain was convulsed, and he straightened his small body and replied loudly: "Because I am the reincarnation of the Queen Mother!"

Wei Chen, who found that the situation was wrong, almost burst out laughing with Mimi and Wei Chen who came to peek behind, but he held it tenaciously!

Li Qianlan, who was facing the reincarnation of the Queen Mother, was extremely messy. He looked Su Yang up and down for two rounds with the eyes of the mentally ill, and chose not to talk nonsense with the mentally ill, and said bluntly: "Let me in, I want to see Mr. Wei."

Su Yang snorted ferociously, put his hands on his hips to expand the area, trying to look majestic, then stepped aside two steps: "Remember to change your slippers."

Are you a comedian, dear!Li Qianlan felt that his thinking was confused by him, and even his IQ dropped below the passing line!

The person who can win Mr. Wei is indeed a difficult opponent, so don't take it lightly!

It's a pity that Li Qianlan only took half a step into the entrance before being stopped by Wei Chen who appeared from behind Su Yang.

Wei Chen frowned, playing the ruthless and indifferent boss: "What's the matter?"

Of course Li Qianlan made some preparations. He took out a few pieces of paper from his bag and handed them over: "Mr. Wei, Assistant Xiao Zeng has something to do at the moment, let me send you a file."

"Oh." Wei Chen pointed to the shoe cabinet, and said in a tone that did not want to have any contact with him: "Put it there."

Li Qianlan put down the paper, but did not leave immediately.He wanted to talk to Wei Chen in private, but Su Yang stood between them as if nothing, making it difficult for him to speak.

"Mr. Wei..." He was a little embarrassed, trying to make Su Yang go away wisely.Of course, if Wei Chen offered to be alone, that would be the best.

Wei Chen said coldly: "It's not that you don't need to call Mr. Wei during working hours."

Su Yang's heart skipped a beat.This seems familiar, and why did you tell Li Qianlan this!

Li Qianlan was overjoyed, pretending to be shy and asking: "Then... what's it called?"

Wei Chen was extremely serious with a straight face: "Call me the Jade Emperor!"

Li Qianlan's face was suddenly red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. The colors were unpredictable, it was hard to describe in words!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--! ! !

Su Yang laughed wildly with his hips on his hips! ! !

Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu's men are two psychopaths!How come!

"Is there anything else?" The Jade Emperor's acting skills are very reliable, he has a good grasp of advances and retreats, and he will not laugh easily.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that this was an order to evict guests, and Li Qianlan understood from the previous performance of the fairy couple that the two of them could not be easily intervened by others.

"No...it's okay." He didn't know how dry his voice was to answer this question, and he turned and fled in a hurry.

The two people in the room watched him run away, and then released all the suffocated laughter, each laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

"Hahaha Jade Emperor! Hahaha why did you think of it!" Su Yang gasped while holding the shoe cabinet.

Wei Chen calmed down, pretending to sigh helplessly: "Is there any way to make someone insist on calling herself Queen Mother?"

Su Yang twitched and was moved.It's one thing for him to convulse himself, but it's not so easy for the wise and powerful CEO to accompany him to convulse his subordinates.

"The Jade Emperor..." He embraced her husband with red eyes.

"The queen mother..." Wei Chen accompanied Xiaobao.

Wei Lingling, who had just walked to the door, heard the sound, and petrified in place, turning into a stone statue.

"Uncle...?" Wei Lingling, who finally got rid of the petrification curse, was full of disbelief.

Wei Chen turned his head quickly: "Ling Ling?"

"Well... what are you doing?" Wei Lingling really couldn't believe that the calm uncle would call out the word Queen Mother!

"Cough." Wei Chen touched his nose awkwardly.It's really hard to explain how the couple's love was broken by the niece.

Su Yang was still immersed in the convulsions, and replied loudly: "Explore the influence of Meng Po soup on the soul travel of past and present lives!"

Wei Chen: "..."

Wei Lingling: "..."

Uncle must have been led astray!

what to do!It’s okay for grandparents to have convulsions on weekdays, since they rarely see each other abroad anyway.But my uncle couldn't escape the spell of convulsions!

Is it because the Wei family's convulsion bloodline must be passed on to others!

Wei Lingling looked at Su Yang cautiously, and said hello, "Hello, little aunt."

Su Yang jittery: "What did you call me?"

Wei Lingling repeated in a low voice: "Little aunt...?"

Su Yang embarrassedly hid behind Wei Chen and scratched him: "Uh...that's not a good name..."

Wei Lingling complained silently in her heart: You even called the Jade Emperor the Queen Mother, do you still care about the title of little aunt?

"That's a good name." Wei Chen pulled the little rabbit out from behind, and grabbed his claws to prevent him from scratching.

Now that my husband has spoken, of course he can only agree!Su Yang happily accepted the title "little aunt", and quickly became acquainted with the cheap niece.

Wei Lingling has a magical hobby, which is watching horror movies.But she was very timid, and every time she was frightened, she screamed crazily.No one wanted to watch it with her, and it was inconvenient to go to the cinema to disturb others, so I had to go to Wei Chen's house to watch it with La Weichen.

Of course Wei Chen is not afraid of the virtual special effects of the movie, so every time he sits next to him with a blank expression and is grabbed and strangled by her, plus listening to the screams for two hours, it is very, very pitiful.

This time there was an extra Su Yang, who finally rescued Wei Chen from torture.

The little aunt and cheap niece plunged into the audio-visual room, and the selection of movies was in full swing. Ten minutes later, two high-pitched screams with different pitches came out from the audio-visual room, shaking the villa.

Wei Chen quickly stabilized the water glass that was almost tipped over with quick hands, feeling vaguely ominous.

He stabilized his mind and forced himself to sit on the sofa and look through the materials.For the next hour, the screams continued one after another, sometimes played in ensembles, sometimes played in rounds, like a large symphony.

Calling it like this will ruin your throat!Wei Chen's face was full of black lines, he thought for a moment and got up to cut some oranges, and took them downstairs to deliver to the two lunatics.

He knocked on the door of the audio-visual room, and then heard a shocking conversation coming from inside.

"Ling... Lingling, did you hear the door knock?" Su Yang's voice trembled.

"...Yes... so scary, little aunt..." Wei Lingling burst into tears.

Wei Chen: "..."

Wei Chen: "It's me, I brought you some fruit."

A few seconds later, the door of the audio-visual room slowly opened a gap. Su Yang looked through the gap and saw that it was indeed Wei Chen. Then he opened the door and threw himself into his arms: "Woooooooooo scared me to death!!! My husband Don't go!!! Come watch with us!!!"

So, the wise and powerful CEO sat on the sofa in the audio-visual room with a blank expression, with his niece on the left and his wife on the right.Both arms were confiscated, and two different forces were used to strangle him to death. Both ears were shaken by the screams so that they were about to become deaf, which was extremely inhumane.