[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

As a modern person who grew up learning from the knowledge and culture of his ancestors for 5000 years, the methods I provided to Zhang Jiao are just ordinary public knowledge in modern times.There are only two points, first: "Do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing."; Second: "Steam millet." Sounds familiar, the great idea put forward by Mao Zedong once told us, if you don't have it, do it yourself.

Steaming millet is quite easy to make. You don't need to have good cooking skills, as long as you can make a fire.Steam millet like rice.In order to make it harder, it is necessary to add less water, so that the steamed millet will be firmer and easier to store.Most importantly, steamed millet is very difficult to digest, and it takes about three days or as long as five days to digest a small bowl of intestines and stomach.During this period of time, the body will have no time to remind you that you are short of food because it has been doing digestion work.

Of course, it’s not without its disadvantages. If you can’t digest it all the time, your body will always feel full, and it’s not easy to lie down and sleep at night.Fortunately, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, everyone slept on the bed, and they didn't feel that food was stuck in their throats when they leaned halfway.

In ancient times, I used to study and save food and divide the rice into quarters. Thinking about it, it was so weak. It would be gone after four days. My pot of millet is enough for a month, and I only need to eat one meal. Three days, you deserve it.

As a person who has tried this method once, I can be regarded as a bit authoritative about the method of millet's ability to control hunger?So, I would like to advise everyone, don't try it!It only takes three days for you to understand the true meaning of food, and since then you have become a foodie just like me.

The suggestion I made to Zhang Jiao last night was implemented this morning.

Now every fugitive in the Taoist temple has a cloth bag hanging on his body, in which is steamed millet, and he fills his mouth with a mouthful when he is hungry.Of course, there are also people who just ate a bowl early in the morning without knowing it, and they are still wandering around the Taoist temple trying to digest their food.After three to five days, they will probably be in a state of pain and happiness all the time.

After gloating over what happened to others, I looked down at the bowl of steamed millet in front of my eyes.Although it exudes a hot aroma, I don't want to touch this bowl of rice at all, even if it's just a small grain of rice.

"Brother?" Seeing that I didn't eat, Zhao Yun asked worriedly, "But isn't the food not to your liking?"

It's more than just not to my appetite, my lord, this bowl of steamed millet can directly cause me mental damage, the feeling of endless aftertaste, I really don't want to try it a second time.

"My son, are you picking on food?"

"I'm not too hungry, just eat some turnip sticks." I was quite guilty of perfunctory Xiahou Dun, took a turnip into my arms, picked up the gray-haired hare that Zhao Yun caught yesterday, and went out to bask in the sun.

Ever since I won the bet with Uncle Xiahou, Zhao Yun can no longer stop me from going out to bask in the sun and enjoy the scenery!

I was quite happy not to be stuck in the house, sitting on the rocks that were shaded by the leaves of the big trees last time, leaning against the trees.I put the little rabbit in my arms and hugged it. I freed my hand to take out the turnip and broke off the leaves to feed it.

Maybe it was frightened by yesterday's hunting. This poor lame little rabbit who had been starving all night was so startled that his eyes were wide open but he didn't dare to run away. He first sniffed the smell of turnip leaves carefully, then raised his head Looking at me, it seemed that after confirming that I would not harm it, the small mouth opened and bit the leaf, and finally couldn't stand the hunger and started to eat it, eating it until the cheeks were round and round.

I smiled happily, and when I looked up, I saw the little girl who made Zhao Yun angry yesterday. She was standing on the porch, with nothing in her hands. She probably had nothing to do.She just stood there looking at me, suddenly her eyes lit up as if she had noticed something, and she walked towards me.

"Hehe, where did the little rabbit in your arms come from, little brother Xia?" She knelt down in front of me and teased the little rabbit a few times with her hands.

Sure enough, no matter what era, women like this kind of fluffy and soft animals.

It's just that the little rabbit in my arms was terrified, and kept getting into my clothes. After a while, half of its body got into my clothes, leaving only one buttocks outside.I stroked its round buttocks and replied along its fur: "Brother went hunting yesterday and caught this little guy, but it struggled so badly that it was injured and limped."

The little girl squeezed the little tail of the hare sympathetically, sighed and said: "I see that it is quite close to you, if it is placed in someone else's hands, its life may be lost."

What the little girl said is absolutely right. If I hadn't tried my best to protect her last night, this little guy would have made up for me.

Thinking of yesterday when I held the rabbit in my arms without letting go, and yelled nonsense that killing it would mean killing me, Zhao Yun and Xiahoudun gave up the idea of ​​making soup with this little guy.

When I sighed in agreement, the little girl suddenly stood up and sat down beside me.When she sat like this, the hairs on my back stood up.

I looked back at the wide-open door, just in time to meet Zhao Yun who was squinting inside the room.People say that the eyes are the window to the soul. When I looked at Zhao Yun's eyes, my mind turned to what happened yesterday. I looked back with a guilty conscience, and silently moved to the side.

The little girl chuckled and joked, "What's the matter, can I eat your big worm? See how scared you are."

Mother worm?

When I heard these three words, my first reaction was to go to Water Margin.There is a heroine in Liangshan who is called Mrs. Gu, and she has an alias of the mother tiger.But when I thought about it, I felt something was wrong. The Water Margin happened in the Northern Song Dynasty, and it was not just a big time difference from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. The Water Margin is a story after the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

I suddenly thought about it and felt wrong.Didn't Wu Song mention the tiger in his book on fighting tigers?Could it be that the tiger here refers to the tiger?

After realizing it, I quickly waved my hands and said: "No, no, it's just, it's just... men and women can't kiss each other!" I held back for a long time before I found such a ridiculous reason.

"Hmph." The little girl was not happy, she stood up and pinched her waist, and said, "What kind of truth is this for a scholar?! Why, you really think that I really don't understand anything! Anyway, my father has also studied Yes, I have also read a few words, so restrained is looking down on us girls!"

Although I was raped by the little girl, I respected her.

Nowadays, when everyone is brainwashed by Confucianism, there are really not many girls who can have such thoughts.I don't mean to belittle Confucianism. It's just that some of its contents are really reasonable, and some of them are really unfair.

It's just that I was silent for too long, the little girl saw that I didn't speak, and cried angrily, "You, you... Huh! I thought you wouldn't be like those pedantic ones, and the result was the same. Fortunately, I wanted to tell you my brother what you heard!"

I, who was lamenting that it was not easy for women in ancient times, was taken aback, and reflexively hugged the thigh of someone who was about to leave, and apologized: "Sister, don't leave! I was wrong, don't be angry."

Although I gave Zhang Jiao a suggestion and he accepted it, it still takes a long time to get into his confidant.Now I can't rush to reveal all my schemes, after all, it looks too impatient, and I'm afraid it will make people see that I have a plan.This is really urgent and has to be done every step of the way.

Now I can get even a little bit of news about the Yellow Turban Bandit, I am very happy.

The little girl blushed, shook her arms and said, "Relax first, and don't call me sister, call me Ayi."

Aunt?

The corners of my mouth twitched fiercely, and I let go of my hands very obediently, and sat down in my seat holding the startled little rabbit, and tentatively called out: "Ah, auntie?"

"Ai~." The little girl answered me happily with a shy face.

Only I silently raised my hands and covered my face, my stomach ached.Although in modern times I usually use aunt to address female elders.But in fact, the title of aunt should be used in relation to kinship, referring to the mother's older sister or younger sister.

Mom, I found you a sister who crosses generations.

Thinking like this, I seemed to see my mother holding a quilt stick and smiling at me and asking: "What did you say just now? The wind was too strong and I didn't hear clearly."

terrible!

"Okay, what are you thinking!" Ah Yi called me, saw me come back to his senses, and said: "Today, I heard from my elder brother that two people came to the Taoist temple. A tall man seems to be capable of martial arts, but the two of them covered their faces with cloth so they couldn't see clearly, and they kept saying that they wanted to help the Heavenly Master to calm down the world."

"Able to learn martial arts?" I frowned tightly, and asked anxiously, "Does Ah Yi know where they are now?"

"This..." Ah Yi shook his head in embarrassment, and replied: "This brother didn't tell me, maybe he is still with Zhang Tianshi? Anyway, I haven't seen the two of them. If I do, such a strange person is here. In the Taoist temple, are you afraid that no one will see it?"

I bowed and thanked Ah Yi for her tip-off, and after watching her leave with a wave, I hurried back to the house with the rabbit in my arms.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw Xiahoudun sitting at the table holding Zhao Yun's arm, probably to prevent him from going out and arresting me. When he saw me coming back, he withdrew his hand and continued eating as if nothing had happened.

Zhao Yun got up and closed the door for me, took the rabbit out of my arms and put it back in the basket.Seeing me walking to the bed with a lot of thoughts and sitting down heavily, he frowned and asked in a low voice: "...my lord, what are those two going to do?"

I lowered my head and thought for a while. The history of the Yellow Turban Thieves is not much, but it seems that no one has said that anyone will come to help Zhang Jiao.I looked up to ask Uncle Xiahou of this era for a solution, and I happened to see him throwing the chopsticks away and looking thoughtful, presumably his thoughts were the same as mine.I whispered: "What should I do? What else can I do? People are robbing business all the way to the door, I can let it! Hey, it's just me who has a bad temper and blows them up."

"Pfft..." Uncle Xiahou laughed quite disrespectfully to me. He looked at my small body and shook his head, and said, "My lord, that little girl just said that, one of the two is practicing martial arts."

"What's wrong!" I was very dissatisfied, grabbed Zhao Yun's arm and said, "I can't beat it, why can't I let Zhao Yun do it for me!"

"I would like to share the Lord's worries." Zhao Yun responded to me in a low voice, and immediately expressed his position.

When I was furiously trying to find a reason to meet Zhang Jiao, a voice shouted from the door: "Xia's son, my celestial master is here to invite you."

It's really sleepy to send a pillow, it's just in time.

Zhao Yun went to open the door, and the apprentice Zhang Jiao whom he had seen in the Taoist temple before was at the door, he said: "Father and son of the Xia family, the Heavenly Master invites you."

I nodded to Xiahou Dun, straightened my clothes, and the three of us followed the yellow-robed boy to the main hall.

I'd like to see who these two people are from.