[Three Kingdoms] This saving the world is poisonous

I deeply regret it.

Otherwise, people say that you must not be too arrogant, otherwise you will suffer.As a professional who has been slapped in the face for 100 years since I was a child, I have forgotten my greatest specialty.

——The more important the moment, the more the chain will be lost.

Things are like this.

Uncle Xiahou and Zhao Yun and I were invited to find Zhang Jiao, and as soon as we entered the hall, we saw the two strangely dressed people that A Yi was talking about.A shorter man with empty clothes was standing in front, and he was talking with Zhang Jiao who stroked his beard and kept laughing and saying, "Okay, okay!"The tall one stood in the shadow and remained silent, with hair all over his body—according to Zhao Yun, it was a murderous aura that made him unable to control his desire to do something.

Seeing me coming, Zhang Jiao immediately waved to me and said, "My nephew, come quickly, let me introduce this one to you."

Nephew?

Inexplicably being called a good nephew by Zhang Jiao, I immediately turned to look at Uncle Xiahou for explanation.During this period of time, he frequently ran towards Zhang Jiao. If he hadn't done something, would Zhang Jiao be so polite to me? !

I tried to convey the question "What the hell did you do?!" with my eyes, but Uncle Xiahou ignored me, stroking his beard and smiling, and said, "What makes Brother Zhang so happy, so that the apprentice hurriedly invites the little old man?" Let the children's family come here, and let the little old man be happy."

"Haha, Brother Xia, sit down quickly, let me introduce you, maybe my nephew can learn from a teacher."

Zhang Jiao strongly recommended the emaciated man beside him, but the other party didn't say a word, and did not move other than looking up at me.

But just looking at that person's eyes, I was stunned.

His head was wrapped in a cloth, only his eyes were left out, and his eyes were not as radiant as ordinary people's, but rather lifeless, like a puppet that can be played around without any complaints generally.

I couldn't help shaking, and moved a little behind Zhao Yun who was standing next to me, and subconsciously grabbed his sleeve.

"Brother?" Zhao Yun lowered his head and looked at me in doubt, as if he suddenly understood what was going on, he suddenly raised his head.The light in Zhao Yun's eyes pierced the thin man like a blade. He took a step forward and blocked me tightly behind him, and also helped me block the probing gaze that made me feel uncomfortable all over.

"The child has been weak and sick since he was a child, and he is a little uncomfortable today."

"Have you taken any medicine?"

Hearing Uncle Xiahou's explanation and Zhang Jiao's worried inquiry, because of my actions just now, I have already attracted Zhang Jiao's attention.

I had no choice but to become weak in seconds and said: "Elder Lao is worried, the soup and medicine have been taken, but the bones of the body are a little weak, and I can't use much strength."

"Nephew, you should pay more attention to your body. Although summer solstice is not easy to get sick, if you really get sick, it will not be easy to cure." Zhang Jiao is telling the truth, getting sick in Xia Tian is very uncomfortable.

However, I'm not in the mood to discuss the illness with Zhang Jiao right now, I just want to know what's going on with those two people: "Just now I heard the celestial master talk about apprenticeship, do you have a clue?"

"Haha, I almost forgot the important thing." Zhang Jiao smiled awkwardly, and recommended: "Thanks to this gentleman who gave me the idea of ​​dividing the people in the Taoist temple into 36 parties, and now I can have the help of these two people. It must be able to save the common people in this world.”

"Ah, Fang 36?" I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

36 square ah!That's what I put on the bottom of the box to use it to gain Zhang Jiao's trust.What I had imagined before was wonderful. After gaining Zhang Jiao's trust, I would be able to go directly to the pinnacle of life and become a winner in life!At that time, the yellow scarf thief will not be just a matter of my words!Great now!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

I wasn't afraid to look at him anymore, and I glared at that gentleman viciously, just wanting to get back to the place and regain Zhang Jiao's trust, even if it's just a little bit.

"I have a question and want to ask my husband, I don't know if I should talk about it." I wanted to make this "sir" feel uncomfortable, and Zhang Jiao seemed to be enjoying watching the fun, so he didn't stop me.

Seeing this situation, Mr. Na bowed to me and said, "Please tell me."

I have to say that although this gentleman feels like a corpse, his voice is very nice.If I didn't look at his strange outfit and just listen to his voice, I'd probably kneel.

The first time he heard his voice, there was a feeling of freshness and softness blown by the breeze.If you have to make the next evaluation, it is to listen to him whispering sweet words in your ear, you may be pregnant at that level.Do you know Hiroshi Kamiya?Don't know him, do you know Takashi Natsume? !Yes, although I am not Chinese, but it is similar to that feeling!

I thought about it, and very shamelessly cast a question that would not attract doubt: "Greed, hatred, ignorance, slow doubt, the reason for the degeneration of people's hearts."However, this gentleman didn't even think about it, and replied immediately: "Your Excellency is talking about the five poisonous hearts of Buddhism?"

Holy shit! ! ! !

Don't blame me for swearing, I just couldn't help it!

Buddhism was indeed introduced into China during the Eastern Han Dynasty, but it was also a newly-emerged belief. Whether in ancient times or modern times, not many people believed in this newly-developed belief, which is equivalent to being unpopular.If you are a scholar, if you don’t read your scriptures, what kind of Buddhism do you have nothing to do with it! ! !

The gentleman smiled heartily, and asked back: "Since your Excellency has asked, I also have doubts. The so-called soldiers are deceitful. There are three points that are very important to the war. May I ask which three points?"

"I..." I subconsciously turned to Xiahou Dun for help, but he turned his head silently, pretending not to know me!

Damn, it's the three of us who are ashamed, okay?

Seeing that I was in a cold sweat, Zhao Yun was a little anxious, and wanted to remind me in a low voice, but was interrupted by the other party just as he opened his mouth.

"Your Excellency may answer?"

I can only bite the bullet and say: "Uh, the right time, place and people?"

After I finished answering, Uncle Xiahou over there let out a sigh as light as a feather.Except for Zhang Jiao who was still in a daze, everyone else knew that I was defeated by the opponent.

"Your Excellency is talking about five things and seven strategies?" The gentleman asked suspiciously.

What the hell is that? !

I have no idea what five things and seven tricks are!I only know that "Soldiers are deceitful" is in Sun Tzu's Art of War, but I have never read Sun Tzu's Art of War!Although I am biased, I am not partial to it!

The husband seems to want to force my words on five things and seven plans, and give me a step down.But this is just my fantasy, he soon slapped me hard in the face!

"But it's just a little bit." After the husband said this, I immediately knew that I couldn't live today!He didn't intend to let me go at all, and chased after the victory: "There are two other points."

How do I know what the other two points are!Is strategizing a decisive victory thousands of miles away? !

Zhao Yun suddenly came to the rescue and said: "The other two points mentioned by the master are war caution and the twelve tricks of deceit."

I gratefully looked at Zhao Yun who answered for me.Brother Yun!savior!Sure enough, you are much more reliable than Uncle Xiahou, that guy won't help me!After thinking about it, I turned my head to look at Xiahou Dun, wanting to show him to look at Brother Yun with my eyes, and learn from him!Don't keep trying to bully me.

But as soon as I turned my head, I saw Xia Houdun frowning and staring at the gentleman. The inquiry in his eyes was clear at a glance. It seemed that something was wrong with that gentleman?

"Hehe." The gentleman smiled lightly, then turned his head to look at Zhao Yun.As if talking to himself, the voice said lightly: "I will listen to my plan, use it to win, and keep it; if I don't listen to my plan, use it to lose, let it go."

The words Mr. said are not difficult to understand. My understanding is: the general obeys my strategy and stays when he wins; the general does not listen to my strategy and leaves when he loses.

My understanding is very rough, and it may have a big deviation from the original meaning of the original text, but the meaning should not be too different.

I was thinking about it, but my arm was suddenly grabbed by the person next to me.

"Brother Yun?" Standing next to me, Zhao Yun's face was as pale as paper. His fingers were so hard that my bones ached.

"...Brother?" What's the matter?

Zhao Yun, who heard my voice, woke up suddenly with a shudder, and lowered his head.I could see my slightly distorted face through his eyes.His grip on my arm gradually loosened, and Zhao Yun, who was afraid of staring at me, turned his face away.

The gentleman continued: "The husband and general are the assistants of the country. If they assist Zhou, the country will be strong, and if they assist Zhou, the country will be weak."

Although I haven't read Sun Tzu's Art of War, I understand it from Zhao Yun's trembling reaction every time he hears Mr.Although Mr. is talking about Sun Tzu's Art of War, he is mocking every single word in the original text.Thinking about the first sentence carefully, isn't it a mockery of Zhao Yun being rejected by Gongsun Zan and not being reused!Did you take refuge in Liu Bei in the end? !

Was this person right, or did he really see Zhao Yun's identity?There is always some uneasiness in my heart.

The gentleman is still saying: "Where governing the crowd is like governing the widow, it is the score; fighting the crowd is like fighting the widow, so the shape and name are also."

寡！

Does the word "widowed" refer to the matter of saving Adou single-handedly? !

"So good at fighting..."

"That's enough!" I was so angry that I wanted to rush up and poke the exposed eyes of this guy. In order not to listen to Sun Tzu's Art of War, I had to bow my head: "Sir, I am the one who lost."

"Assignment."

shameless--!

The first time I had a lip-to-mouth confrontation with the ancients, the result was that I was defeated and the curtain came to an end.

Zhang Jiao saw that the two of us had finally ended our mutual quarrel, and said, "My nephew and my husband are both great talents, and I have you two at ease in my heart. I invite you two here today because we have business matters to discuss."

In order to ease the atmosphere, Zhang Jiao changed the topic.

Zhang Jiao said: "Mr. mentioned the 36 squares before. I thought about it. Why not separate the Taoist temple population tomorrow, and let Mr. and Xia's children, Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang each lead the team to the surrounding cities."

The next day, Zhang Jiao really gathered the people in the Taoist temple early in the morning, and divided them into 36 teams. Five people led seven teams each, and the excess went to Zhang Jiao.

Now, we are on our way to Xiaopei.

However, I silently looked up at the young man who was walking with me and Zhao Yun to protect the civilians. He was tall and wrapped himself up like a woman in Saudi Arabia, but he used black gauze. It is coarse cloth.He also covered his face, leaving only his eyes outside. He was so mysterious and beautiful, but there was a strange smell all over his body, like a corpse.

I couldn't help but shuddered at the idea of ​​myself appearing again, and moved closer to Zhao Yun beside me with some fear.

Yes, only Zhao Yun is left by my side now, Zhang Jiao sent Xiahou Dunzhi to follow that gentleman, and their goal is Xuchang.

When we were about to leave, Uncle Xiahou said to me: "I want to leave this time. First, I want to try to see how long and how far I can be separated from the lord. Second, I always feel that the person is like an old friend of mine."

Xiahou Dun's old friend must be someone from Cao Cao's side.

After recalling my farewell to Uncle Xiahou, I rested my chin and stared at the ground, and asked Zhao Yun who was beside me: "Brother Yun, who do you think Uncle's old friends are?"

Zhao Yun was taken aback by my question, as if he remembered my private name for General Xiahou, he immediately understood what I was asking, and replied: "I have only heard of the Xun family."

I shook my head and said in a low voice: "The Xun family looks rich..." How could it be possible to raise such a thin son.That gentleman gave me the feeling that as long as Zhao Yun stepped forward and poked him with his finger, he could fall to the ground. His body is so weak that he can't...

"Wait, I remembered someone." I shook Zhao Yun's arm violently a few times, and leaned into his ear excitedly, "Guo Jia!"