Where is the magic virus?

Ms. Kona, the director of Vicoa's Institute of Virology, is a heroic and friendly beauty.

Especially after seeing her friend turned into a five-year-old dumpling, Ms. Kona seemed to be making pink bubbles all the time. She hugged Nathalie and rubbed her face against the little girl's hair intoxicated. He muttered in Vicoa again, pinching Nathalie's little face with a smirk, like a strange aunt full of the earth.

Jason: "..." No matter how I look at it, I feel that this woman is not normal ==

There is no need to care about earth etiquette between the two Vikoans. Nathali also stretched out her hands to hug Kona, and exchanged a close kiss with Kona naturally, which made Jason feel more and more pantomime.

... After all, Miss Knight Commander told him every day that she was getting married, but she always kept a distance from him in terms of contact, as if she was very conservative.

Jason originally thought that the nature of the Vikoya people might be like this, but when he arrived on the planet Vikoa and saw the enthusiastic Ms. Kona, he suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong with Nathali.

Regarding this, the other two earth etiquette and customs teachers exclusive to Nassari present - the culprits Strange and Tony didn't know anything about it, and they hid their merits and fame.

Moreover, these two people actually learned Vicoa first, and whispered something to Kona without language barriers.

Nathali obviously trusted her best friend very much. After talking to Kona, she entrusted all her earth friends to Kona, while she went out to contact her subordinates in the Knights Order.

Under the command of the chief, several Vicoya knights came very quickly. They specially brought Vicoya's tools to escort the felons to control the felons who abused the Vicoya virus.

They arrived at the institute like the wind, controlled Joker, Baron Citrickle, and Loki and dragged the three into a special suspension vehicle, and then exited like the wind.He kept his eyes on the whole process, and only saluted his chief Nassari, even the director of the research institute, Ke Na, ignored it.

Jason began to wonder if the people in the Vicoa Knights were originally different from other residents of the Vicoa Empire.

Kona has adapted well, and she still has the time to explain to the people on Earth: "Of course the people who were selected into the Royal Knights are different from us ordinary people! After all, they are... well, they can be regarded as geniuses who were born to be knights." Choose someone."

Hearing this inexplicable explanation, Natasha and Jason raised their eyebrows at the same time.

Kona obviously had no intention of talking any further. Seeing that Nassali left with the car of the Knights, the enthusiastic director of the research institute waved his hand and actively led everyone to visit the headquarters of Two Point Hospital near the research institute.

Everyone: "..." Nathali hasn't lied to us yet!After working on it for a long time, what kind of Double Point Hospital is really a fucking attraction!

Kona smiled, and actually gave the same introduction as Nathali: "The Two Point Hospital on our medical star is the largest, most well-equipped, and most well-known hospital in the universe. It receives almost [-] million tourists every year. The Star Tourist was listed as an 'Imperial Cultural Heritage' by the Wacoa Tourism Bureau ten years ago, and the ranking is very high, and it is very famous in the entire Wacoa Empire!"

Everyone was speechless for a while.

What the hell is going on with you Vicoa!How can tourists be sent to the hospital as soon as they come here!

And what happened to the attraction introduction line?Don't you Vikoya people all recite the same set of lines?

Although everyone wanted to complain, in view of Kona's enthusiasm and enthusiasm, everyone still did not refuse the offer, and followed Kona to the headquarters of Two Point Hospital near the institute.

Before officially entering Two Point Hospital, Kona suddenly remembered an old event, and said with some regret:

"Speaking of which, Natherie asked me before if I could apply to Two Point Hospital to open a temporary clinic on Earth, and then it just went to nothing——Let me tell you, it's such a pity , otherwise, you would be able to visit Two Point Hospital on Earth."

Strange, who was walking at the end, froze for a moment: "..."

Before, he just thought that the term Two Point Hospital sounded so familiar, but after Kona said it, he remembered that a long time ago, Nathalie seemed to have really suggested it to him. Strange had seen it at that time. The promotional video on the hospital's official website...

His complexion suddenly looked as ugly as if he had eaten three tons of Laoshan snake grass water.

And Tony, who was walking beside the beauty Kona, who was constantly striking up conversations with Kona with a half-level Vicoa language, was unconscious. Dot Hospital became curious.

"I really don't know what to say to the captain and the others after I go back..."

Tony himself found it funny when he said it:

"When they said: Welcome back, Tony, what did you see when you went to the Vicoa Empire? - and my answer was: I didn't go anywhere, I stayed in the hospital of the Vicoa Empire for a few days, That hospital is very interesting, very amazing! God, I can imagine the expressions of those old guys when they heard this answer!"

The silent Strange: "..."

Let's not talk about their expressions, I can basically imagine your expression after entering the hospital!

Natasha had a helpless face, but she also found it interesting: "...it sounds like a good idea, can I take travel photos in the hospital?"

Through Tony's translation, Kona, who knew Natasha's question, smiled again: "Of course, as far as I know, there are six free selfie spots and four paid selfie spots on each floor of Two Point Hospital. Ma'am, you can Take your pick."

Natasha: "......"

Wait, why do hospitals have selfie spots?Are there free and paid ones?

When it came to the charging issue, Kona finally realized: "By the way, did Nathali give you Vikoya's currency?"

After translation, Jason, who realized it, took out a bank card of the Vicoa Empire from his pocket, and said hesitantly, "She said...swipe it casually?"

"That's the unlimited purple card of the National Bank, so I don't have to worry about you being unable to pay. This purple card is enough for you to shop and spend today,"

Kona glanced at the bank card in Jason's hand, and immediately clicked his tongue sourly: "...Natheri is a damn rich person!"

"……Shopping?"

Keenly caught the key words from Kona's words, Tony was obviously a little stunned, he repeated the word, and asked in disbelief: "Your hospital in Vicoya... still brings shopping?"

Kona glanced at Tony strangely, and said clearly in his eyes: Of course the hospital has shopping, doesn’t your Planetary Hospital have a shopping center?

Glancing at his companions with pity, Strange, who had been silent all this time, finally couldn't bear it any longer. He spoke slowly and explained to his companions in a low voice in English:

"In fact, a long time ago, Natheri did propose to me to open a temporary two-point hospital on Earth, but after I watched the promotional video on the hospital's official website, I rejected Natheri."

After a pause, the corner of Strange's mouth twitched and continued:

"...Because I noticed that in the promotional video, the radio crew in Two Point Hospital kept repeating: Please don't die in the corridor."

Audience: "…………………………"

What kind of devil hospital is this!Is it too late to escape now! ! !

Known as the largest two-point hospital in the universe, it is almost a small city.

Looking down from above, the entire hospital can be regarded as a flat and stable square structure. Countless medical buildings and well-arranged corridors, courtyards, wards, and treatment rooms together constitute this hospital.

Everyone's first impression of this hospital, besides "big", is "many people".

There are a total of eight entrances and exits in this hospital, and there is a long queue at each entrance and exit. From the entrance and exit of the hospital to the suspension vehicle stop several kilometers away, there are countless aliens with strange looks and shapes carrying large bags. Xiaobao is waiting in the queue to enter the hospital.

Because Kona was carrying the certificates of the staff of the institute, everyone didn't have to queue up like them, but walked through the queue easily, bypassing the crowded gate passage, and entered Two Point Hospital from the internal staff passage.

Relying on his internal relationship, Kona gave everyone a tourist card, then handed Jason a patient card, and then took Jason to the research department of Two Point Hospital alone to conduct a professional medical examination of Jason's body. detection.

The rest of them, under the leadership of Strange and Tony, formally embarked on a one-day tour of Two Point Hospital.

Hal: "..." Actually, we really didn't want to stay in this devil hospital for a long time.

However, although Strange said it was so scary, when he actually stood in Two Point Hospital, even Natasha, who was the most vigilant, didn't think there was anything particularly weird about this hospital.

On the contrary, the settings and displays in the entire hospital are very thoughtful and well-equipped, showing the designer's care for the patients everywhere.

There are many nurses standing at every entrance and exit of the hospital, greeting patients in Vicoya with a smile on their face, and providing them with caring services.

There are electronic navigators everywhere in the intricate hospital passages. The entire hospital floor is covered with soft purple carpets. Various disease explanation posters and various oil paintings are hung on the walls everywhere. Vigorous growth can be seen everywhere. There are green plants everywhere, coffee machines and beverage self-service stations for people in the hospital to take at will.

They passed through several quiet consulting rooms, and found that the resumes and introductions of the doctors on duty in each consulting room were hung on the door of each consulting room. There are several rows of words densely packed on the doctor's resume, and I think that these doctors should be very outstanding talents.

The two people who couldn't read Vicoa's characters expressed their feelings about the thoughtfulness of this hospital, while Tony and Strange stared at the resumes, as if they were dead.

Soft music was playing on the radio in the hospital, and a hoarse and gentle female voice was singing softly in Vicoa, which made people unconsciously relax.

Although Hal and Natasha can't understand the specific lyrics, the charm of music is common to the whole universe, which does not prevent them from enjoying this good song.

Strange and Tony, who understood the lyrics, were stiff. They unexpectedly fell behind, and then followed Hal and Natasha slowly.

There were relatively fewer people in the hospital than those queuing outside, but the total number still reached a terrifying number. Natasha and Hal noticed that there were countless benches set up along the corridors of the hospital, and they were full of people sitting on them. Alien patients with different looks and shapes—it can be seen that these patients should all come to the Two Point Hospital in Vicoa from other planets for treatment.

Natasha even noticed a very strange alien at the end of the corridor:

From the appearance point of view, his appearance is no different from that of ordinary earthlings, which is surprisingly ordinary compared to other aliens.But if you look at it from the side with backlight, you will find that this person's body is actually translucent!The lights in the hospital came down, passed through the alien's body strangely, and fell to the ground.And the aliens didn't even leave a shadow.

It can be seen that this alien should also be a patient in the hospital. He walked back and forth at the end of the corridor, crying and crying as he walked, with a very sad expression on his face.

I don't know whether his location is too remote or the patients around him are too indifferent. Although this miserable alien cried so loudly, he still didn't find anyone to help him.

Hal's sympathy suddenly surged, and he subconsciously walked towards the seemingly unlucky alien, hoping to help him do something.

Strange and Tony rushed to Hal's side, holding Green Lantern's arm firmly on the left and right.

The inexplicable Hal even forgot to struggle: "...what are you doing???"

Strange & Tony: "..."

The expressions of the two people were unprecedentedly strange, Strange's face was ashen, Tony's teeth were chattering, the two of them stared closely at the translucent alien at the end of the corridor, and after a long silence, they said:

"You don't understand alien languages. If you really want to find someone to help him, why don't you go to the service desk and report to the nurses in the hospital?"

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be the case, Hal suddenly realized, turned and walked towards the service desk on this floor.

As he walked, he sighed with emotion: "At the beginning, I thought that the Two Points Hospital in Vicoa was a strange place, but now it seems that it is no different from the hospitals on Earth, but the service is more intimate and appropriate. Just a little bit."

...the service is really TM caring.

Walking behind, the expressions of Tony and Strange, who didn't even dare to look back, became numb at the same time.

From the moment he entered Two Point Hospital until now, a person who doesn't speak Vicoa comes here, it's like heaven.

And the two of them, who know a little about the Vicoa language and can understand the Vicoa characters, come here, it's like going to hell, okay? ! !

What kind of devil hospital is this hospital! !

When the nurses at the entrance and exit said hello, they said to the patients who left the hospital: "Welcome to come again next time."

(Tony: ...wait, why are these hospital nurses cursing patients for getting sick?)

The doctor's resume at the door of the consulting room does describe the doctor's resume in detail, but the most densely packed text is all the refreshing experience of the doctor's medical mistakes that made the patient's condition worse or even died!

Not only that, the doctor in the operating room was once a butcher, the doctor in the laser room was once an impressionist painter, the doctor in the polyclinic was once an accountant for a large company... These people seem to be funny when they are doctors.

(Strange: ...I now feel that I may be promoted to the chief of surgery in this hospital.)

The music played on the hospital radio, the soft and husky female voice calmly sang in Vicoya:

"It's not a crime for the patient to die. No matter how strong a person is, he will die one day. The purpose behind the treatment is to let you die comfortably. Why hide your wallet so tightly..."

(Tony & Strange: ...... The person in charge of the hospital seems to be a liar.)

When Natasha and Hal noticed the translucent alien patient, neither of them noticed that the hospital broadcast that had been playing music suddenly changed, and a cold female voice was broadcasting:

"Outside the XX clinic in XX district, a patient died in the corridor. We need a cleaner with ghost-hunting skills. Repeat, we need a cleaner with ghost-hunting skills to go to XX clinic in XX district..."

Strange & Tony: "………………"

They stared dumbfounded at the translucent, shadowless alien hovering outside the door of the XX clinic at the end of the corridor, trembling all over, speechless.

Leaving aside why the cleaners at Two Point Hospital still fucking catch ghosts...

The key point is - no wonder the hospital's promotional video broadcasts keep repeating "Please don't die in the corridor", if Ganqing really dies in the corridor, he will become a ghost! ! !

The author has something to say: Two Point Hospital - two point hospital, you can find it on steam~

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