Where is the magic virus?

Tony thinks that if they stay in the Two Point Hospital for a while, they can publish a book and a biography when they return to Earth——"Two or three things about the home planet after leaving the ball".

And Strange was already secretly glad that he rejected Natherie's decision to open the Two Point Hospital on Earth.

In just one day of hospital sightseeing, the four superheroes were basically "Is this okay??", "That's okay??", "What the hell is Vicoa??", "Two Point Hospital hasn't Closed??" Waiting for the excitement to pass.

First of all, the process of seeing a doctor in the whole hospital is like magic.

As a rich and willful richest man in the United States, Tony hired a professional family doctor and almost never went to the hospital - but this did not prevent him from understanding the registration process of the hospital:

No matter what kind of patient it is, after coming to the hospital, with the help of the medical staff, according to their physical condition, they will go to the corresponding outpatient department to make an appointment and see a doctor.

Patients with gastrointestinal discomfort should go to the gastroenterology department, unlucky ones with fractures should go to the orthopedics department, sick children should go to the pediatrics department first, and acute symptoms should go to the emergency department—this is common sense that everyone on the earth knows.

……but!

This Two Point Hospital is so pure and unaffected, but its process is not like this.

After a patient queues up to enter the hospital, he has to go to the service desk for consultation. People who think that the service desk is the registration office are so naive. The service desk is just a place to provide patients with medical history and consultation. That's all.

Because after all patients come in, no matter what disease they have, whether it is acute disease or chronic disease, they have to wait in line outside the general practice clinic.

So what does the doctor in the general practice clinic do? ——They pass a series of examinations to give patients a preliminary diagnosis, and then send these patients to other clinics for formal medical treatment.

——So the general practice clinic is a registration process? ?

Strange was really convinced.

He couldn't understand the significance of setting up the service desk and general practice clinic in Two Point Hospital at all. If Earth Hospital dared to do this, it would not only greatly delay the rescue time of patients, but also waste a lot of unnecessary medical resources. .

——But the doctors in the general practice clinic... don't seem to be serious doctors?

Due to the terrifying number of patients seen at Two Point Hospital every day, the general practice clinic in Two Point Hospital occupies a whole building and is still being expanded.

But even so, there are still long queues in each general practice clinic, and the corridors are full of patients waiting to see a doctor.

Strange noticed that a patient came out of the general practice clinic, and said to the people around him in a relaxed tone: This time the number of people in the queue has decreased, and he only finished the general practice clinic after waiting in line for half a year. Now get ready to line up at the pharmacy.

Strange: "…………???"

Sir, please be sober!What the hell is it that you have been waiting in line for half a year and still look happy!

But the queuing process at Two Point Hospital is indeed maddening enough.

Natasha and Hal agreed that it would be more appropriate to call this horrible hospital in Wacoa "Queuing Hospital" rather than Two Point Hospital.

There is a queue to enter the hospital, a queue to get the medical records at the service desk, a queue to go to the general medical clinic, a queue to have various physical examinations, a queue to have an operation when you are dying, and a queue to go to the toilet. You have to queue up to order a meal.

The entire queuing mode is still unusually formalized and rigid, and there is no flexibility at all:

For example, when these patients are queuing in front of the general practice clinic, before it is someone's turn, the patient suddenly wants to go to the bathroom, so he leaves the line and starts to queue for the bathroom.

Then when the patient is queuing up in the bathroom, assuming that it is the patient's turn in the general practice consultation room, the doctor will wait in the consultation room.

Even if the time that this patient queues up for the bathroom is long enough for the doctor in the general practice clinic to receive the next two patients, the doctor will stubbornly sit in the office and wait for the patient who went to the bathroom to see a doctor.

The doctor waited inside the room, and the rest of the patients waited outside the room. In short, it was queuing, waiting, queuing, waiting... time passed before I knew it.

Tony: "...I'm afraid these patients lined up, half of them died on the way in line, and the other half didn't catch up with the doctor in time, and the disease recovered on its own."

Besides, what made Strange, the ex-surgeon, very speechless and angry was that the group of idiot doctors in Two Point Hospital seemed to be the ones who should go to the neurology department the most.

Let’s not mention that the resumes of these doctors are all kinds of strange, and the doctors in these general practice clinics have to struggle for a long time even to treat the most basic cold...

——But why is it that a mature and systematic cosmic-level hospital like the headquarters of Two Point Hospital actually set up its own training room to give on-site training to these doctors who don't understand anything! ?Do you think the hospital is a medical university? !

These doctors are really incompetent, they have a lot of things to do, they are pretentious and hypocritical, they have high demands on wages and benefits, and they start strikes every now and then to demand wage increases.

Former surgeon Strange said on behalf of the head of Two Point Hospital that he despises these guys!

With the level of these guys and the terrible queuing process in the hospital, the patients who can walk out of this hospital alive probably saved a galaxy in their previous life.

Seeing Strange angrily swishing his tongue at the low-level doctors, Natasha was silent for a moment, with black lines all over her face:

"Listen to you... Is Jason Todd really okay?"

Strange: "..." I almost forgot that Jason is also one of this group of patients ==

Thinking of Jason who had just been taken away by Kona, everyone's eyes were filled with sympathy.

Tony: "It's not clear whether he saved the galaxy in his previous life. The question is, can he escape from Two Point Hospital in this life?"

Obviously, Iron Man himself has no hope for the second-generation Robin.

(Jason: …………………)

After visiting slowly along the way, the four superheroes, including Strange, gradually began to feel that Two Point Hospital has survived to this day and has not gone bankrupt due to losses, all thanks to the tourism industry in the hospital.

——It is only after living to this age that I realize that entertainment malls can also be built in hospitals!

In addition to various consultation rooms, the hospital is full of candy shops, coffee shops, cake shops, fast food restaurants, Vicoa food stores, barbecue shops, noodle shops, cafeterias, curry restaurants, steak restaurants, etc. Weird food shop.

Because it was noon, several people looked at the small map brochure introduced by the gourmet shop, thought about it carefully, and finally decided to choose the most expensive, safest and high-end steak restaurant.

(There is no cheeseburger in the fast food restaurant, and Tony reluctantly gives up.)

Unexpectedly, after entering the restaurant and ordering food, I discovered that the left side of the steak restaurant is the hemorrhoidectomy operation room, and the right side is the urology specialist clinic.

Audience: "........."

The screams of the patients kept coming from the left, and the crying and complaining of the patients kept coming from the right. The sounds from the left and right were intertwined in everyone's ears, and everyone quickly lost all their appetites.

No matter how the steaming high-end steak was brought up by the waiter, it was removed by the waiter.

With no appetite but still hungry, four unlucky tourists walked out of the restaurant. Natasha couldn't help but took out her mobile phone and took a selfie standing in front of the steak shop. The urology clinic was filmed together.

Natasha looked at the photo on the phone with satisfaction. In the photo, she was smiling like a flower, and the three big men behind her looked as if they had been constipated for five days.

She teased bitterly: "This is one of the most wonderful dining memories in my life, because there is no worse dining environment than this!"

The men didn't speak, they continued to search for reliable restaurants with sullen faces.

They walked through the fast food restaurant where there were huge crowds of people, and the line was about to end forever—thanks to the general practice clinic just now, they never wanted to see the line again in their life.

Walking past the barbecue shop next to the Fat Man's liposuction surgery clinic - Natasha and Tony frantically took pictures, and complained: Who would be so big-hearted!Knowing that the next door is doing liposuction, how dare you do a barbecue here? ?

After passing by the Vicoya Food Store, which looks very weird and is decorated like a cosmetics store—how can there be a restaurant that sells not food, but bottles and jars of nutrient solution! ?

After walking through all kinds of messy gourmet shops, I finally bought a few packs of snacks and drinks in the self-service snack cabinet by the corridor, barely filling my stomach.

——In addition to various restaurants, there are a lot of snack and drink containers and coffee machines every 200 meters in the entire Two Point Hospital to prevent patients from waiting too long in the hospital and finally starving to death.

"I always feel... this Two Points Hospital, apart from not being able to treat patients, seems to have a good idea of ​​everything?"

Hal saw with his own eyes that the corridors of the hospital were full of various magazine racks and video game machines for patients to relieve boredom while waiting. After seeing that there are gyms, swimming pools and movie theaters of a certain size on each floor of the Two Point Hospital, he touched his nose and said in an incredible tone.

"So, Nathali and Ms. Kona said that this is a tourist attraction, and there is nothing wrong with it."

Natasha hit the nail on the head, and she was also very confused, "I really don't know if this is a shopping mall, a library, or some kind of amusement park?"

A few people walked in the bustling shopping mall as if they were sleepwalking... Oh no, it was in the hospital, looking at the small supermarket in the distance that was posting big sale posters, and looking at the mass-market KTV that was constantly playing loud music on the side, My ears are full of stimulating and fashionable music and broadcasting, and the patients suffering from strange diseases pass by me, and I am completely confused.

——No matter what it is, it is not a serious hospital!

The author has something to say: I was crying... Word suddenly crashed, and the content of the next chapter disappeared QAQQQQ

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