Where is the magic virus?

Nancy is a die-hard Avengers fan, having adored the superheroes ever since the Avengers rescued her from the Kiritas.

That is to say, from the moment the Avengers were formally established, Nancy became the first fans of the Avengers. Today, the Avengers fans and fans have grown to a terrifying scale. At that time, Nancy became a senior senior in the regiment as it should be.

In the Avengers, what Nancy admires most is the God King of Asgard—Thor, when he appears in the sky above New York riding the lightning that traverses the entire sky, majestically expelling the aliens At that moment, Nancy only felt that her heart was about to be struck dumb by the lightning of the Dao God King.

From that day on, Nancy became Thor's number one fan.

When Sol came to Earth, Nancy would always get first-hand news from all kinds of unimaginable channels, and then rush to the front line with a camera and signature board at her own expense, trying to capture enough pictures and videos of Solson, Then I went home and uploaded the raw pictures, edited the video by the way, posted it on Sol's website, and distributed benefits to the majority of Sol fans without asking for anything in return.

When Thor left the earth, Nancy devoted herself to running the website—her website is currently the largest civil website for Sol (there is no official website), and she has been working hard since the establishment of the Avengers. Supporting Sol all the time, doing various public welfare in the name of Sol fans, and sending benefits to his fans in the name of Sol, buying a set of surroundings, and promoting them batch by batch.

In chasing stars, sister Nancy can be said to use love to generate electricity completely, and she loves Thor deeply.

On this day, Nancy, who learned that Sol had returned to Earth, picked up the camera again, and squatted at the fried chicken shop next to the Avengers Building as before, waiting to capture Sol jumping from the high-rise building to buy fried chicken. chicken.

She waited from the early morning until the sun rose, and from the sun rose until the morning, and finally saw that familiar figure jumping down from the tall building.

Excited, Nancy had quick eyesight and quick hands. The moment Thor fell, she raised her camera and took many pictures of Sol in succession.

…and took a lot of photos of Thor holding Spider-Man in his arms, his affectionate face.

Nancy's smile froze on her face: "..."

【No sight!The superhero who saved the world actually did such a thing at the door of the marriage registration office!Thousands of people are watching! 】

【Shock!Spider-Man and Raytheon shouted arrogantly in public, and the media exposed the shocking truth, even without WIFI! 】

【The king of Asgard returned to Earth for him?Everyone who knows is blushing! 】

【Sensational photos around the world!All the members of the Avengers cried when they saw it, it turned out that what they loved was...]

On the way to the New York Marriage Registry, Tony searched for the current Twitter and hot news one by one on Friday. As expected, the media and fans took the lead again, and the news of Thor and Spider-Man’s trouble at the Marriage Registry had already spread to the public. There were a lot of noise.

The corner of Steve's mouth twitched as he looked at these news headlines, clicked on the first one, and found that it was a video of Thor and Spider-Man just coming to the marriage registration office and asking the staff to go through the marriage registration procedures for the two of them.

The news and video in the second title of "Shock" is that the staff refused to register the marriage of the two people. As a result, Sol was furious. He grabbed the collar of the administrator of the marriage registration office in public and pointed at everyone. Howling.

Sol, with his nostrils wide open, faced the fans and reporters with grief and indignation, and shouted affectionately and almost crazily: "What do you know! You don't know anything! People like you who are bound by worldly trivial matters , how can you understand the sincere and passionate relationship between me and Spider-Man? There will always be true love between me and Spider-Man, no matter who we are, we can't be separated!"

Fangirls & media reporters: "………………"

After watching the video, he found that he looked like Steve who was motion sick and nauseated: "..."

The third video was even worse. Spider-Man grabbed Saul's waist with his backhand, and made a "confession of love" in front of the reporters.

"Why is everyone obstructing us like this? Why is everyone doing this?" Spider-Man sobbed, facing the camera of the "Daily Bugle", shouting hysterically.

"Is it just because I am not as famous as the captain and not as rich as Mr. Stark, can I not be the queen of the God King? But we really love each other!"

Truth, heart, appearance, love!

The reporter of the "Clarion Daily" was shaking his face. He stabilized the camera and microphone with his strong professionalism, and then wrote down the phrase in his small notebook.

"See! Avengers!"

Sol took the microphone domineeringly, faced the camera, and said in a tone as cold as Ye Liangchen:

"Captain, Stark, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Hulk—from today onwards, this little idiot will be covered by me! If any of you give this little guy out of love for me Make trouble, I, Thor, will never let it go!"

The Avengers who watched the video: "..."

...Damn, this guy really said it out!

You two have already decided that there is no way to save them, so why bring innocent people with you!What did we do wrong to be misunderstood as a mean female supporting role who likes you?

It's hard to imagine what kind of explosive impact Thor's words full of connotation had on the whole of New York. Anyway, the moment he said these words, all the reporters, fans, onlookers, inexplicable tourists, innocent people present The staff members opened their mouths in unison, and stared at Sol with unbelievable dementia eyes.

Wait, wait... The meaning of what Thor said just now is to express his heart and show his love to Spider-Man... Are you warning the other Avengers by the way?

No, why warn the other Avengers not to trouble Spider-Man?Captain America, Iron Man, why did they bother Spider-Man?

Combined with what Spider-Man said just now, combined with the behavior of Thor and Spider-Man who suddenly went to the marriage registration to swear... Everyone present immediately made up their minds very understandingly.

At this moment, all the citizens of New York City, including the editor-in-chief of the "Daily Horn" who has always hated Spider-Man, began to imagine such a plot in unison.

——Raytheon, the god-king of Asgard, he is handsome, mighty, and handsome. After coming to Earth, he voluntarily became a member of the Avengers, guarding the planet, even at the expense of his younger brother. hostility.

What is this for?Of course it is because, on the earth, there is a beloved little man of Thor, who is willing to protect his lover's hometown for his beloved.

But when he became an Avenger to protect the earth, his heroic appearance unknowingly attracted Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye and other superheroes. Feelings, and because of this, the Avengers began to have some jealousy around Thor.

It was at this time that Thor's true lover—that is, Spider-Man, was unwilling to hide behind Thor's back forever, as a little woman who was firmly protected... no, it was a little man, so he resolutely He resolutely put on the Spider-Man uniform, joined the Avengers, and planned to stand beside Thor in an upright manner one day.

But because of some kind of accident, it is also possible that these two people exposed themselves. The avengers who liked Thor learned that the true love in Thor's heart was actually such a young man who had no money, no courage, and no ability. , the flames of jealousy blazed in the hearts of the Avengers.

When Thor left the earth, they began to use various reasons to find excuses to bully Spider-Man, and even consciously squeezed him out, preventing him from appearing in New York.

(Peter left New York for Gotham a few days ago because of the black mask thing)

After discovering these, Thor finally realized painfully that "he regards the Avengers as brothers, but the Avengers only want to be his queen", he returned to the earth and took away from the clutches of the Avengers After marrying Spider-Man, he decided not to hide his emotions anymore, and married Spider-Man!Declare war on the Avengers!

——In this way, it can not only explain the previous behavior of Spider-Man and Thor, but also explain why the Avengers suddenly appeared at the scene of the marriage registry, and then the two sides scuffled into a ball.

Saul, who occupied a small open space at the gate of the crowded New York Marriage Registry, had just finished his heartfelt confession when the Avengers rushed to the scene.

Wearing armor, Tony, who took the lead, rushed over the crowd first, and punched Saul like a dizzy head. Then, Captain America and Ant-Man rushed over from left to right, as if He wanted to restrain Saul, and the latter was not to be outdone, and while protecting Spider-Man in his arms, he fought with three comrades in arms.

Although the task at this moment should be to restrain Sol as soon as possible and bring him back to the Avengers headquarters, but after being ruined by him in this way, even the kind Captain America is ready to smash his head with a shield, let alone be angry. Dazed Tony and Lang.

Faced with this situation, New York citizens, onlookers, media reporters and fans all clapped their hands skillfully, fled the battlefield in an orderly manner and rushed to a safe zone, standing far away from these superheroes, and then Magically took out tools such as mobile phones/cameras/telescopes, etc., and continued to calmly gossip about the previous love and hatred among the Avengers.

Many Internet celebrity bloggers and outdoor live broadcast anchors also rushed to the scene, set up equipment, and started a professional global live broadcast of Avengers superhero fights.

Not only that, among the crowd of onlookers, there are even hawkers selling melon seeds drink popcorn, benches, telescopes and parasols!

I saw these superheroes fighting, for a while you smashed my head on the ground, for a while I punched you in the stomach, for a while Iron Man ascended to heaven and beat Thor, and for a while Thor beat Captain America with a hammer, and for a while the ant The man took the opportunity to shrink and pulled Spider-Man's leg. After a while, Spider-Man struggled endlessly in Thor's arms, sobbing and choking, he shouted childishly:

"Don't fight anymore! Don't fight for me!"

(Citizens are whispering: Look and see! Let’s just say that Spider-Man is the real heroine! Tsk tsk tsk, I just like this kind of innocent and unpretentious heroine)

Seeing this kind of scene, Nassali and Jason, who also rushed to the scene, were very worried.

Jason couldn't believe that the Avengers were so unreliable: "What are they doing? At this time, shouldn't Superman be called in to help? In terms of combat power, the only one who can rival Thor should be that Kryptonians, right? Or Martian Manhunters!"

In this situation, if Thor can't be knocked out with one blow, wouldn't it be more imaginative to have so many people watching the fight here?

If Natasha were here, she would definitely smile sweetly at Jason's remarks.

... Just kidding, how could the family affairs between the Avengers call Superman to help?To the extent that Tony Stark cares about face, even if a set of armor is smashed by Thor, he will not notify half of the Justice League, okay?

Even if Superman or Martian Manhunter came to help beat Thor, beat him, the Avengers might help Thor beat Superman and Martian Manhunter!

Nathali, on the other hand, was more worried about another thing: "Is it okay for them to look like this?"

"Besides the embarrassment, the embarrassment is all right." Jason sneered, "Just wait, I'll get my red hood now."

"That's not the problem," Nathali glanced at the citizens who were discussing the "plot" far behind her, and then looked at the three people who were wrestling with Thor in confusion, "They are not afraid of being attacked now." Infected?"

Jason: "...What?"

Nathali: "The atmosphere is contagious."

The second-generation Robin was stunned for a second. Just as he was about to say something, he heard Captain America at the marriage registration office suddenly let out an angry roar. With just one sentence, all the whispering voices around him were silenced:

I just heard Steve's heartbroken: "Saul! I was the one who accepted you from the beginning, and I was the one who accompanied you day and night. Now you tell me, what qualifications does the damned Spider-Man have to surpass me and get your love!"

Jason: "...Ah, infected."

He couldn't help turning his head to look carefully at the face of Miss Knight Commander, carefully observing what kind of crow's mouth she had.

"Ha! What right do you have to say that?" Tony, who was still wearing armor, got up from the ground, sneered at Steve with disdain, and then looked at Thor and Spider-Man in a vicious voice. , gritted his teeth and scolded:

"For years, you ate my (fried chicken legs and staff meals), lived in my (Avengers mansion), used my (daily supplies and gear), enjoyed my everything (???), and now your true love Come out, just abandon me? You dream! Lei Sledgehammer! Your true love was trained by me and the captain! You scumbag!"

"…………"

The whole of New York City was suspiciously quiet for a second.

Jason couldn't help but rolled his eyes skyward: ah, another one is infected... right?Always feel that something is wrong?

A second later, the crowd of onlookers seemed to be blown up, and in minutes, the deeply affectionate and rainy male protagonist Thor was skinned into an old white face who relied on his admirers to eat soft food, and turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.

So, according to what Iron Man just said, has Thor been supported by Iron Man for so many years?

Thinking about it, he is an Asgardian, he nests on the earth every day, and eats so much, every day he and the Hulk staged a full-scale demolition of the house, and Iron Man never said he was bad.

"...Thinking about it carefully, before he ate fried chicken, it was recorded on Stark's account."

"Isn't his true love, Spider-Man, also trained by Stark?"

"Tsk, this kind of man is absolutely perfect. If you don't like Captain and Iron Man, you can tell us earlier. Why are you hiding it? Captain and the others are not unreasonable people!"

"That's right! I've been a fan of the captain for so long, and he's definitely not the kind of person who would break up a couple. If it wasn't for Thor's constant hanging on the captain, the captain wouldn't be so angry now!"

"...So it turns out that Thor is not the hero but a scumbag?"

"My God, this is Thor's own little true love whom Iron Man raised, and Iron Man and the captain trained him, something seems wrong..."

"It's not just what's wrong, it's simply too much, okay? Iron Man! Captain! I support you beating up scumbags!"

"Yes! Beat up the scumbag! Beat up this scumbag from Asgard!"

"........."

Nancy mixed in the crowd, listening to the comments of the people around her with a blank face, and tightly holding her mobile phone.

After a while, she silently logged on to Sol's website and posted a short message.

However, after the release of this information, Thor fans were all blown up.

——Yaoshou!Raytheon's largest website is gone!

The author has something to say: It’s really not that I deliberately lowered my intelligence, the group of people in AA often fight in the street... Passers-by are used to it=口=

After finishing this chapter, I really can't do it...Ghost knows how many Qiong Yao QAQ books I have read in the past two days

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