Where is the magic virus?

In the middle of the arena, the Avengers fought into a ball.

On the periphery of the arena, the lively citizens were discussing noisyly while shaking their legs.

"...It turned out to be like this! Thor's true love is Spider-Man. He wanted to marry Spider-Man, but he didn't find that all the other Avengers liked him. As a result, Spider-Man was bullied by the Avengers like a pitiful boy. Now Thor finally couldn't bear revenge. The fans are endlessly squeezing their little guy, he exploded, and they are going to get married! Oh my god, this is so exciting! I'm going to post on the forum now!" ——by.

As a result, forums large and small were instantly filled with countless posts about "Two or Three Things Thor and His Little Man Have to Say".

"...It turned out to be like this! My elder brother's neighbor is on the scene now! He even recorded the video! Thor's true love is Spider-Man, so in order to make Spider-Man a qualified queen, he did not hesitate to go through the back door to let his True love joined the Avengers and became a reserve of the Avengers, but unexpectedly, the Avengers who love Thor learned the truth, and now the Avengers are going to settle accounts with Thor and Spider-Man! Don’t stop Look at me, I’m going to the post bar to post!" ——by. A New Yorker who is seeking second-hand information from acquaintances.

So the post bar of Avengers and various derivative CP bars exploded instantly.

"...It turned out to be like this! My boyfriend's landlord's eldest son's neighbor was there! He said it himself... Thor fell in love with Spider-Man from the very beginning, and he purposely pulled Spider-Man into revenge through the back door Not only that, in order for Spider-Man to succeed, he deliberately hooked up with other Avengers, using the relationship between the captain and Iron Man... and asked them to help train Spider-Man. I'm beating this couple! I think the Avengers are about to start a big dispute! Wow, I'm going to post this on Twitter!" - by. The United States who got third-hand information people.

As a result, the number of visits to Twitter broke records in an instant, and the server faced a crash almost immediately.

The so-called rumors are fiercer than tigers. When Raytheon's largest website announced that it had lost fans and was unable to publicize, rumors about the Avengers quickly spread from the New York Marriage Registry, and soon became a well-known story in the United States. World class gossip.

By the time the ever-changing news reached Fury's ears, it had relentlessly turned into "Thor and Spider-Man tied the knot, and the Avengers started civil war in a rage."

The head of the stewed egg who worked hard to settle the Asgardians and thought about how to solve the contradictions of the Asgardians' residence: "..."

He literally died instantly.

... This team is really difficult to lead, and the current chief is really going to collapse.

Even worse than him were the programmers who temporarily went to work overtime to expand the capacity of the website server due to a series of shocking gossip from the Avengers ==

——Why are you always here! ?Look at Zhenglian!Zhenglian has never made such a scene in public!

On the contrary, because of these nuclear-bomb-level gossips that were suddenly air-dropped, TV stations, magazines, and newspapers all laughed silly.

They only hate Thor and Spider-Man for not going out of their way, only hate that Iron Man rushes to fight without any reason and hinders their on-site interviews, and only hate that these Avengers didn't reveal more shocking inside stories when they fought, so that they can have a good time. Make this year's gossip into a half-year serial program without worrying about the ratings of TV stations and subscription rates of paper media.

Compared with the mysterious front face, almost every media person loves the Avengers - only because of their tireless work as monsters, can these media people have a meal.

As for what the Green Goblin, Electron, Doctor Doom, and Jin Bin will think and see after receiving the news belatedly after these programs are broadcast, the TV station and reporters don't care much.

(A group of super-rebels: "... Are you married? Are you really married? So if you threaten Thor in the future, maybe you can use his wife, no, it's his husband?")

Nathali and Jason were standing at the marriage registration office worrying about it. Fortunately, Natasha rushed over in time. She squeezed into the front row with Agent Hill and Hawkeye, and stopped Nathali.

"Is it convenient now?"

Even in the face of the big event that the Avengers' reputation was destroyed, Natasha still looked calm. She and Hill exchanged glances, and said softly to Natherie, "Natherie, we can no longer let these men If this goes on, we have to stop these lunatics, can you help us?"

"of course."

Nathali agreed without thinking, and then showed a thoughtful look: "What do I need to do? Evacuate the crowd, or knock Mr. Sol unconscious and take him away?"

"Can you knock Saul away?" Agent Hill's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but move closer to Natherie, "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sure, I can only say try," Nathali thought for a while, and then comforted Hill,

"In fact, after being infected with the Stephenie Meyer virus, Mr. Saul is in a very bad state. The same is true for the captain and Mr. Stark. Under the influence of the virus, the force value will drop to varying degrees."

"I just said how they suddenly turned into a hand-to-hand battle of third-rate gangsters." Hill heaved a sigh of relief, pondered for a while, and finally confirmed the plan in his heart.

She waved at Nathali and Jason, and quietly signaled them to follow her, temporarily leave the crowd of onlookers, and go to the side to do a little "preparation".

On the other hand, Black Widow and Hawkeye lurked in the crowd to observe the situation, and the other jumped to a distant sniper position.

"The current situation is that public opinion has expanded to such an extent that there is no way to contain it."

In a small room, while explaining Natherie's current situation and future plans, Hill took out a suit of uniforms that looked familiar from the box.

Nathali: "...what is this?"

"This is a temporary Spider-Man uniform," Hill picked up the pirated uniform that looked no different from the genuine Spider-Man uniform, and handed it to Natherie, "You can change it now."

Nathalie & Jason: "???"

"What on earth are you SHIELD planning to do?" The inexplicable Jason snatched the pirated uniform from Hill, a little speechless, "How are you going to deal with this accident?"

"I said so."

Hill calmly showed a sweet smile, "Because the public opinion has no way to contain it, so it is better to block it. The people want to watch a drama full of contradictions, so S.H.I.E.L.D. will give them a show like this A 'Shakespeare' live."

"……What does it mean?"

"That's what I mean."

Xier nuzzled and pointed in the direction of the on-site surveillance video in the small room.

"The gossip of this group of people is hopeless, so let's save the identity of this group of people."

Next to the marriage registration office.

The Avengers are taking turns to stage dog-blood idol dramas.

"...It turns out that you love him."

After the shocking confession of Captain America and Iron Man, Ant-Man returned to his original size, and stood sadly in front of Sol, accusing his lover in a hoarse, desperate, crying tone. .

"I don't blame you, I really don't blame you, I like you just my wishful thinking, I am willing to treat you well, I am willing to give you without reservation, and I am willing to train your lover for you, as long as you I am happy, I have nothing else to ask for... But I beg you, I don't want anything, you can treat me like a little grasshopper and ant, I am a little ant, I just want to be able to stay in your place next to you, okay?"

Hawkeye's hand holding the bow and arrow trembled, and he suddenly felt that his previous situation was not embarrassing at all, there was nothing to be ashamed of... No, it should be said that no matter how embarrassing it is, it is embarrassing, but the current Avengers up.

Clinton: ... Hehe, it's really a turn of events.

Nathalie & Jason: ………………What’s going on with Ant-Man, only his painting style is different after being infected!

However, in the face of this situation, the onlookers couldn't help crying.

...No way, the confession of "staying beside the man you love like a little grasshopper or ant" is too lethal.

They obviously accepted this kind of bitterness well, and they began to make up "two or three things that have to be said between Ant-Man and his beloved man Thor", "For you, I can do anything", "Humble as I just want to stay by your side like a little ant" and so on a series of love stories.

Actually... Looking at it this way, it seems that Ant-Man is more worthy of being the Queen of God than Spider-Man!Apparently he loves you a little more?Thor, do you want to think about it again?

Natasha, who heard the people around her talking, said, "........."

Little grasshoppers and ants stay beside men, so humble, so affectionate, so pitiful, I can trample a nest of ants to death with one foot, ha ha ==

Unbearable, she secretly made a gesture in a certain direction.

--action!

"—No! I will never allow it!"

A man's heart-piercing cry came from above the marriage registration office, and a man wearing a Captain America uniform with a shield on his back dropped straight into the open space in front of the Avengers.

He is burly, wearing a formal Captain America uniform, wearing the iconic little wing helmet, and then holding the shield in one hand, he angrily pointed at Thor and Spider-Man who were hugging each other inseparably.

His voice was deafening, and it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Who allowed you to marry the child I have worked so hard to raise! You are an old man who is thousands of years old, won't your conscience hurt if you are an old cow eating young grass?!"

Thor & Spider-Man: "???"

Iron Man & Ant-Man: "???"

The onlookers & the audience watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones & all the Super Fans & media reporters & fans: "...???????"

——what the ****? ? ?

Because of the shock, everyone froze. Whether it was the Premier League or the audience or the reporters, they all put on stunned faces.

Why!meeting!suddenly!There is an extra Captain America! !

The one who felt the most confused was the original Steve, who maintained the exact same posture as the "pirated Captain America" ​​who suddenly broke in, and fell into indescribable chaos.

"...Who are you!"

On behalf of the bewildered crowd and himself, Steve asked such a silly question from the bottom of his heart.

"I am you!"

"Pirate Captain America" ​​put away his shield, hammered his chest with his fist with a heavy face, and questioned his 'other self' loudly: "You have loved Thor so much that you have lost your mind, even yourself Can't you recognize it?"

"……what!?"

As if he had been hit deeply, the genuine Steve took two steps back, and then under the influence of the virus, he wrapped his arms around himself in pain,

"Yes! Yes! I admit it, I don't even recognize myself because of loving that bastard! Who the hell am I? Am I really myself? I'm damn not myself because of Thor Already!"

“……………………”

Hearing such topsy-turvy words, the onlookers & Team USA fans suddenly fell silent.

I always feel... something is wrong?

Unknowingly, doubts slowly came from a certain corner of the crowd.

"This person keeps saying that Thor doesn't recognize himself... He actually bullies Spider-Man because of Thor, and fights in public because of Thor. Is such a person really the Captain America we all admire and admire?"

"The two captains at the scene... Leaving aside the one in front who besieged Thor with Iron Man, the one who appeared in the back spoke strangely... Is there really a real Captain America among them? "

While people are gradually calming down, slowly regaining their senses, and falling into thinking...

"Pirate Captain America" ​​also responded to the original Steve with the same dramatic tone:

"...Yeah! It is because your love for Thor is too deep! It is precisely because of this that 'Captain America' was split into two, becoming you who loves Thor, and still has a love for Spider-Man , The 'I' who is reluctant to marry Spider-Man to an old man, we are one, but the split emotion makes us stand against each other, ah, this rough fate always plays a tragic joke on us!"

Onlookers & Captain America fans: ………=口=? ? ?

"That is to say...you are me?" The genuine Steve took two steps back again and again, looked at Sol, then at Spider-Man, and finally couldn't help crying like a breakdown, "So that's how it is! That's how it is! I have almost completely forgotten that I have always had a father-son relationship with Spider-Man! Thor, my beloved Thor, you have made me obsessed to such an extent!"

……

........................

Okay, it's confirmed, one hundred, one thousand and ten thousand are confirmed, these two idiots are absolutely impossible to be our wise and mighty captain!

After listening to the superb dialogue between these two wonderful things, the onlookers and reporters immediately reacted, and they finally realized:

——No wonder from the very beginning that the captain fell in love with Thor was weird, no wonder the captain said so many nasty love words, no wonder the captain even publicly bullied Spider-Man, this is a fake captain for a long time!

Clearly aware that the genuine Steve was a counterfeit, the members of the Captain America fan support club who rushed to the scene showed raging anger in their eyes.

...Who gave you the guts to impersonate our great captain?Is it because there are not enough people in our support club, or are our fists not hard enough?

Let's go together!Beat this bastard who dared to pretend to be our idol and ruin the image of the captain to the sky!Duck!

——No, if the core team Captain America is all fake, then this Thor, this Spider-Man, and this Iron Man, Ant-Man...?

Seeing that the onlookers were about to lose control of their emotions and were about to rush up to fight the captain, a man wearing the same uniform as Ant-Man also appeared in front of Ant-Man, and the two sides launched a wonderful debate.

But now at this time, no one wants to pay attention to the content of the conversation anymore. They don't want to listen to these boring nonsense anymore, and they don't want to identify whether these two Ant-Man are real or not. They just want to know—this group Where did the bastards who pretended to be members of the Avengers and went to the internet celebrity marriage registration office to make trouble come from?

A long mechanical buzz passed through the gradually chaotic crowd, and an "Iron Man" also wearing Iron Man armor flew through the crowd from mid-air to the marriage registration office, and then flew straight across the two "U.S. Captain", two "Ant-Man", flew past the previous "Iron Man" who was still entangled with Thor and Spider-Man, and stood high above the marriage registration office.

New Yorkers who are still confused: "... what???"

So, after the two captains and two Ant-Man, the fucking Iron Man is really fake?

In the chaos, I saw that the later Iron Man raised his hands high, and shook out a long red cloth curtain from his palm, on which was written a long series of bold white advertising words:

"Foretelling what will happen next, please come to the Apollo Theater in New York three days later, "The Avengers: The Little Man and Your Wife, Don't Run" will be screened on time at 08:30 that night! —— New York Love Deeply Raining COS Group I will play the role with all my heart, and tell everyone about the past of the reunion that you don’t know~”

Onlookers & Fan Group & Media Reporters & Melon Eaters & Sol Die-hard Fan Nancy: "……………………………………"

In the silence, an angry melon-eating crowd threw the watermelon in his hand onto the face of the Iron Man in mid-air. He didn't want to speak, and pointed his middle finger at the group of ghosts and monsters pretending to be Avengers .

"—Crooked? 119? There are people here who are making trouble in the street and declaring it without a license. Come and arrest these dog people and lock them up!"

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