Where is the magic virus?

1 minute ago, all the newspapers, magazines, TV stations and the entire Internet in the United States were discussing the emotional dispute between the Avengers. Everyone shared this gossip with others like crazy, and let it fly as much as they could Blend imaginatively.

Now guys on the street don't talk to girls like "It's a beautiful day", "Have you eaten", "Do you like Macy" and other nonsense, but instead "You heard about Thor and Spiderman" Do you have a love story?", "How would you like to develop a love story like theirs with me?", "Hello, let me first declare that I am definitely not a scumbag like Thor" and so on...

A minute ago, a number of TV stations have jointly issued an announcement that the large-scale reality show "Let's Get Married Thor" is already in hot planning, and it may be launched in prime time within a month.

And the long-awaited thriller suspense magic love modern drama "Avengers Assemble: The Legend of Thor" will be launched in a week. Mal Josh, director Josh said that he is very confident in the filming of Thor's biography, and it is expected that Thor's biography will be longer than the episode of "Red Hairline".

1 minute ago, the famous website X Jiang suddenly appeared several derivative articles, such as "When I Became Thor", "The Days of Being a Favorite in the Avengers", "Down with the White Lotus", "Everyone Will After being reborn" and so on, most of the content is Captain America, Iron Man, Ant-Man, Black Widow and other superheroes who are reborn, finally recognize the face of the scheming scumbag Thor and the essence of the white lotus white-eyed wolf Spider-Man, and then angrily dump the scumbag , find a new marriage, and go to the pinnacle of life.

One of the most brilliant ones has already rushed to the top of the monthly list. I don’t know which dear friend is so desperate. In less than a morning, he has written more than 4 words. It roughly writes that Captain America was slapped in the face after he was reborn. The story of White Lotus Spider-Man, getting rid of the scumbag, helping the love rival Iron Man to get rid of the scumbag, and getting married with the love rival ==

Then 1 minutes later.

"Foretelling what will happen next, please come to the Apollo Theater in New York three days later, "The Avengers: The Little Man and Your Wife, Don't Run" will be screened on time at 08:30 that night! —— New York Love Deeply Raining COS Group Acting with all my heart, don’t miss it when you pass by!" The advertising banner was printed by the fake and shoddy Iron Man.

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Was, cheated?

The whole world fell silent.

Everyone didn't spit out a mouthful of blood.

The pants are sold out every month, so you just show us this? !

The director of "Red Hair" decided to resign on the spot, and went back to India to continue filming the second part of "Red Hair". The program team of "Thor, Let's Get Married" has already disbanded. The authors in X Jiang It was difficult to ride a tiger, and one after another decided to unfinished, and Twitter, which had just been expanded, was blown up again.

If there were different opinions on the Internet and at the scene before, some supported the true love between Thor and Spider-Man, some ridiculed Thor's scheming scumbag, some anti-Super League organizations fished in troubled waters, and some announced that they would quit fans but wish Thor well in the future (Nancy herself ), those who feel sorry for the frustration of the Avengers... and those who frankly recommended pillow seats. In short, everyone quarreled on the Internet and at the scene, and no one agreed with the other's opinion.

So now, after discovering that they had been deceived, everyone was furious... and pointed their guns at this damn New York love deep rain misty COS group.

Those who wished their true love were slapped in the face, those who mocked the scheming scumbags turned to scolding the COS group, the anti-superhero organization fell silent, those who felt sorry for the Avengers breathed a sigh of relief, and those who recommended themselves...well, they continued to recommend themselves persistently.

In just a few minutes, the people whose anger reached MAX due to being fooled, instantly stripped away the history of this damned, grandstanding COS group since its establishment and the information on the members it recruited. clean.

According to the information, this COS group was established two years ago. The group leader is Grant Ward. He seems to have a mine at home and is a die-hard fan of superheroes. In order to better complete the COS, the COS group has absorbed some unemployed members. , Let these unemployed people participate in sports and fitness in two years, and they have developed a whole body of tendons.

Apparently, it was a great success!Because everyone has been lied to!

Everyone's eyes turned red angrily when they saw the information that was released on the Internet, and the scene at the New York Marriage Registry was full of sexiness.

The melon-eating crowd showed angry expressions at the over-acting Avengers at the entrance of the marriage registration office. Many people stopped eating melons and smashed the Avengers with the remaining banana peels, Coke bottles, and apple cores. skull.

Scalpers: "It's the last hour! The show is almost over, and there are 51 seats in the front row for a special price! By the way, we provide rotten vegetables, leaves and rotten eggs, and you can earn money if you buy it!"

Snack vendors: "Sell melon seeds drink popcorn! Even if you don't eat it, it's good to throw it at these dead liars pretending to be Avengers!"

Grocery vendors: "Buy one and get one free on the special folding stool! The flower grower is the pinnacle of [-] martial arts and the top of the seven weapons. It will definitely not be a disadvantage if it is a group fight or a single fight with a folding stool in your hand." It's gone!"

Faced with this situation, although they were "infected by the atmosphere" of the virus and were full of thoughts of love poisoning, the Avengers who still knew their identities were full of confusion.

Facing the approaching police officers, the genuine Captain America and the genuine Iron Man couldn't help shouting in unison: "...No, we are really Avengers!"

As soon as the words fell, the pirated Captain America and the pirated Iron Man also shouted in unison: "...Yes! We are really Avengers! We are not lying!"

The onlookers were furious immediately, and the rotten vegetables, leaves and rotten eggs almost greeted the face of the genuine Avenger:

"—I'm afraid you are living in a dream? Seeing that you vagrants are young and all of you are in good shape, why are you so, so...shameless when you cosplay a superhero?"

"——Please, it's not just about exercising your body, but also getting a good set of equipment and uniforms. You should really think about the Avengers themselves! Now that the COS is like this, do you know how to write OOC? OOC! OutOfCharacter! You guys If you don’t even understand this, how can you mess around in the COS circle!”

"——It's still the original American team and the original Iron Man. How could Captain America say the lines just now? Tony Stark is so philandering, how could he hang himself on the crooked neck tree of Thor? Look at yours. Uniforms, look at these messy armors, hehe, Iron Man."

"—Get out of here, you guys! Now that the police are here, we can't beat you... The more you think about it, the more angry you become, I swear, I will raise money to sue you! I swear! It's all because of you that I forgot to go to class! asshole!"

The unspeakable genuine Avengers: "..."

But we are really Avengers! ==

"Shut up those little bastards in front of you, now squat down honestly and come with us to the bureau."

The police who were called by countless phone calls are also very helpless. Logically speaking, they are really not willing to accept such things, and there is no rule that they can't play cosplay in the street for publicity, but the incident is so big, This group of people is simply stepping on the bottom line of all Americans to run amok here, so they have no choice but to call the police. According to the instructions of their superiors, first bring this group of COS members who are not too serious to the bureau and lock them up.

Unexpectedly, the conscientious and unlucky policemen just got off the side of the car and slowly approached the genuine Captain America and the pirated Captain America, hugging the trembling Spider-Man Raytheon suddenly roared angrily, let go of the little white flower in his arms, and rushed towards the real Captain America, pulled the real Steve behind him, and pushed away the policeman = Observe:

"—No matter how bad he is, he is still my comrade in arms. You are not allowed to bully him or take him away!"

Black Widow & Hawkeye: "..."

The innocent policeman who fell heavily on the ground=brother policeman: "???"

The melon-eaters who exploded again: "!!!"

The big brother of COS Thor, is there anything you can do?Is it great to be strong?This is New York, why are you so arrogant and domineering again? Believe it or not, we called a superhero over on the spot, and beat you all alone?

Sol straightened his chest, held Steve firmly behind his back, and shouted loudly to the surrounding crowd: "I am the king of Asgard, and I am the well-deserved Thor. If you really don't believe it, use Let's talk about the value of force!"

He, Thor, has always been a well-deserved Thor. If anyone dares to doubt his identity, then he will use practical actions to declare to everyone that he is Thor!

--It's now!

Natasha, who was hidden in the crowd and kept spreading the words of "fake avengers, real COS group" in a low voice, froze, and gestured in a certain direction.

A familiar figure wearing a baby uniform in red and blue pajamas flew over from a distant building in mid-air. After a few ups and downs, he quickly fell into the eyes of the crowd eating melons.

"It's Spider-Man! My God! It's the real Spider-Man!"

Among the chaotic crowd eating melons, there was a clear shout from nowhere, and the identity of this superhero swinging from a distance was immediately confirmed.

"It's Spider-Man!"

"My God, he's finally here!"

"Come on! Spider-Man, beat up these bastards pretending to be your Avengers! We all support you!"

As soon as the sound of shouting came out, people immediately boiled over: Now it's all right, fake and shoddy products meet real superheroes!People from the COS group called OOC to tarnish the reputation of superheroes, making Spider-Man unbearable, so he came here to find a place in person, isn't it unexpected?Are you happy?Still dare to be arrogant?

Sometimes, even if people are such a herd animal, as long as one or two discourse leaders among a group of people take the lead in speaking, the rest will follow suit.

At this exciting moment, who can notice that the "Spider-Man" who just came over is wrong in height, wrong in figure, and wrong in the way he uses the spider silk... Even the spider silk itself is slightly golden, which is very wrong?

Everyone doesn't understand it, and they don't understand the mystery. They only know that this new Spiderman jumped on the roof of the police car under the watchful eyes of everyone, and then took the loudspeaker handed over by a strange policeman, using his usual glib tongue The accent is lazily authentic:

"Hello, Brother Thor from the COS team, on behalf of the genuine Avenger Thor, the genuine Captain America Iron Man Ant-Man, and the genuine myself, I lodge a solemn protest with your COS team. I hope you will put down your hands as soon as possible." The counterfeit and shoddy weapons, obediently catch them~"

"no way!"

Thor roared, he glanced back at the overly shocked genuine Spider-Man, and said indignantly: "Today I will prove to the whole world that my lover is the real Spider-Man!"

"Spiderman" standing on the roof of the police car sighed: "So sure? Is there no room for negotiation?"

"Enough! I'm the real Spider-Man!"

Standing not far behind Saul, Spider-Man swaying in the wind like a little white flower couldn't help but shouted childishly.

The people who eat melons immediately booed: "No, you are not!"

They vowed that the original Spider-Man Peter Parker was a fake, and that Nathalie, who was disguised as Spider-Man, was the real Spider-Man.

Right now, the real "Spiderman" Nathali, who has been stamped by the melon-eating crowd, let go of the horn in her hand and threw herself into the battlefield without saying a word, beating the genuine Avengers off the field.

Because the real Avengers were infected by the "virus atmosphere", their combat effectiveness was far worse than usual. Coupled with the constant troubles of the extra "Captain America" ​​and "Iron Man" on the field, the scene quickly evolved into There was an interesting scene of "genuine Spider-Man unilaterally gang up against all pirated Avengers".

Although it's strange why Spider-Man doesn't use the spider silk that he is good at, but watching Spider-Man beat those fakes who ruined the reputation of the Avengers with brute force, the people who eat melons suddenly became happy.

The police were busy evacuating the crowd, and gave up all the empty space in the marriage registration office to the real Spider-Man. The policeman who handed the horn to "Spider-Man" took back the horn that Spider-Man had used. He sneaked into the crowd silently, then approached a nearby small building in a hesitant manner, and sneaked into the small room where Jason and Hill were.

Hill nodded at the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.

"The situation has stabilized now, as long as Uta can beat up this group of people, it's fine. If it doesn't work, the Supreme Mage is also watching from the sidelines, and there will be no major problems."

Anyway, now, in the eyes of all the people who eat melons, Nassali's counterfeit "Spider-Man" force value obviously suppresses all members of this copycat Avenger COS group, so these copycat Avengers are obviously fake!

...Although, there is also a possibility that these people may have a relatively high force value (after all, they have been exercising for two years), so they can overthrow the police=brother to the ground at once, but any copycat members who have reached the real " In front of "Spider-Man", there are a group of vulnerable paper tigers!

The genuine avengers who were innocently beaten: "..." They were beaten so badly that they doubted their lives.

Sitting in this narrow room, Maria Hill, the ninth-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., strategized and methodically commanded her subordinates to make up for the mistakes and reputation of the Avengers.

—This is, or rather, has always been part of the job of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

As ordinary agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., they don't have extraordinary abilities, they don't have the fighting power of a super villain head-on, and they don't have the ability to save the world and withstand heavy pressure. They have always been responsible for some preliminary preparations, data collection, The post-finishing work is responsible for some public relations, public opinion, technology research and development, etc. They are called the little nanny, housekeeper, and correspondent behind the Avengers, and they have made a lot of contributions to the success of the Avengers.

However, when the Avengers were in crisis like today, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. suddenly emerged from behind them, helping the Avengers resolve the crisis with super-high-level planning and professionalism, and avoid letting Thor Saul's name hangs on the gossip charts for at least 20 years of crisis.

In addition, they tremblingly cut off the Asgardians' network, modified the circuits of these people so that the Valkyrie and the others could not watch TV, and concealed the stupid fact that their god-king was competing with others on the live broadcast and wanted to get married .

The person who plays the sudden appearance of "Captain America" ​​is Grant Ward, a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Temporarily taking Tony's armor is War Machine Rod, who played the "fake Iron Man" advertised.

The speaker was tampered with and recorded audio to simulate Spider-Man's voice.

The Supreme Mage helped Nathali pretend to be Spider-Man, and rushed to the scene from mid-air with magic props similar to spider silk.

The discourse leaders who guide the direction of public opinion on the Internet and on the spot, and confirm that the genuine Avengers are counterfeit and shoddy products are also S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

The so-called love, deep rain and misty COS group qualification certificate have been prepared two years ago, and they are always on guard against such unexpected situations.

Black Widow and Hawkeye are guarding against the super villains who may arrive at any time.

Not only that, but the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse who received the short-term notice also rushed to the scene, ready at all times, and if the situation got out of control again, they would use magic to cover it up—this involved pnB.

In addition, the extremely dedicated S.H.I.E.L.D. has also prepared a series of plans such as pnC, D, E, F, etc., but Nathalie performed surprisingly well, so these follow-up plans can be omitted.

Maria Hill complacently looked at the Internet and TV where the public opinion changed suddenly, and then looked at the violent beatings that were coming to an end below, and smugly raised the corners of her mouth at Natasha who was in the crowd downstairs.

She really wanted to say to the Black Widow who jumped from S.H.I.E.L.D. to the Avengers, look...at a critical moment, our S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are more professional, right?

Our plans are intertwined, everything has been considered, perfect, there will be no problems, how about it, do you regret leaving us and ran to the Avengers to cooperate with this group of pig teammates?

Seemingly aware of Hill's provocative gaze, Natasha, who was standing in the crowd, raised her head, frowned slightly, raised her right hand, and tapped her hairline secretly... as if to say, you Forgot the most crucial point.

Seeing Natasha's movements, the smile on Hill's face froze.

...Oops, I forgot about the hairline little prince!

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Agent Coulson, according to Director Fury's instructions, came to the temporary clinic.

His task is to re-squeeze Loki's face with the help of Friday when Chaoying has no time to take care of this.

Looking at the unconscious Loki and his head, Coulson who came back from the dead: "..."

The smile gradually changed.

The author has something to say: Coulson: Admit it, Chief, you did it on purpose... Thank you.

The next chapter, Wake up ww, here is an explanation of why Natheri was not infected by the atmosphere... It takes time for the atmosphere to be infected, as long as you take the time to stay away from the thunder hammer, there will be no problem~

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