[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

I'm not sure if what's happening in front of me is real, maybe it's just an illusion created by me being oppressed by the infinite exercises of the old math man.However, the cool air intruding through the open window made me realize again: this is not a hallucination or a dream, but a fact.

Let's face it, girl.

Ah, it’s not that there’s anything wrong with Sakata Gintoki’s appearance, it’s just that… I, a girl who was exhausted by the nightmare of my senior year in high school, my brain is like a knot, and I don’t have any extra brain cells to face this supernatural The phenomenon.

"Kaca—" While struggling, I seemed to hear the sound of the door opening outside, and then the lights in the living room suddenly turned on.There is no need to doubt, it must be my daddy and mommy who worked the night shift back.

Sakata Gintoki in the corner recovered from the shadows after planting mushrooms: "That..."

"Shhh! Don't say anything from now on!" The Japanese growled out in desperation seemed to have some inaccurate words, and now I can't care if this guy understands it or not. If Mommy and Dad find out Maybe something earth-shattering will happen!Under his horrified gaze, I covered his mouth, and with the greatest strength in my life, I stuffed the man into the bed without muddling, and then I also turned off the light and got in, only one head was exposed.

The whole process took less than five seconds, and I thought, this must be the fastest reaction in my 18 years of life.I was a good girl in front of my parents since I was a child, and I have never been so nervous. It's like the feeling when my mother found the failed exam paper that I secretly hid.

"Luoluo?" The door of the room was gently opened, and Mummy poked her head in with a tired face, "Ah, are you asleep?"

"Ah... um." While my heart was beating wildly, I pretended to be half asleep and turned over lazily, "Mom... I'm tired, you guys should go to sleep too."

At this time, the quilt suddenly moved, and I was so shocked that I was covered in cold sweat. I immediately glanced at my mother vigilantly.Huh~ Fortunately, the light was too dark, and Mommy didn't notice this little movement at all.If my mother turned on the light during the day or just now, she would immediately notice how abnormal the bulging shape of the quilt is.

Even if a pregnant woman is lying in it, she will never be able to make this shape.

"Well, then I'm leaving, good night." Mom closed the door.Almost at the same time, one side of the quilt was lifted vigorously, and Sakata Gintoki emerged from it, panting heavily: "Girl, do you want to murder me with your breasts?!"

"What..." I said that something seemed to touch my chest just now, ahhh, how embarrassing it is for a girl, ">///<Shut up! Do you want to be discovered?!" Big winter, my face It was so hot.What, what are you doing, wake me up Xiao Lingluo, what is this kind of development?This is the tragic growth history of a college entrance examination girl. It's not a shoujo manga, it's not a shoujo manga!

"Boom!" In embarrassment, the door was suddenly pushed open vigorously, shaking the bed so much that it must be my rash father.He yelled desperately like he had been robbed of his wife: "Daughter——!! Did you see the last bottle of strawberry milk in my refrigerator?!!! As soon as I got home, I found it was gone——! !!! It's gone!!!"

"You want to scare me to death, idiot dad!!!" Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough, and immediately stuffed the silver time back again, my heart was beating like a drum, "I would be ashamed to say that uncle is drinking strawberry milk! I drank it for you, and here, its body is on my table."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Be quiet, Luoluo is going to sleep! Which is more important, your strawberry milk or your daughter!"

They closed the door noisily, and the moment the light disappeared, I immediately turned over and got out of bed, walked to the door and locked it tightly: "I can't stand it... Then they won't be able to come in. You can sleep here today, and tomorrow." Think of ways to."

"Huh? Do you want Ah Yin to sleep on the girl's bed?"

"If you don't mind sleeping on the floor without a quilt in winter. Ah, or a wardrobe is also fine, but with your figure, Ah Yin, you can only sleep standing up in the wardrobe, I don't mind."

"..."

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In the night at the end of winter, everything is silent, not even the chirping of cats can be heard.

【You're going to sleep here today】... It's true to say so, but I really overestimated myself.A two-dimensional creature named Sakata Gintoki lay beside it. A normal girl would suffer from insomnia, at such a distance that she could even hear her breathing.

Just to make a statement, I absolutely did not want to be crooked as a girl, absolutely not, don't look at me as a girl, I am still very upright!

Looking at the phone, it's already one o'clock in the morning.It's really bad... I have to get up at six o'clock. If this continues, do I have to go to school tomorrow morning to catch up on sleep?Sleeping in class is very exciting, especially the Chinese class in the old class.Every time I think of the scene where Lao Ban's sharp voice screams someone's name and lifts someone up, I feel a chill.According to the survey, at this time, the children's shoes who sleep together will shake in unison, and then all wake up.

Maybe tomorrow, I will be the victim of the one that benefits all.

I couldn't fall asleep anyway, so I turned my head and called out in a low voice, "Ah Yin?"

"Huh? Don't worry, Ah Yin, I won't attack girls at night."

"It's not this ==" Who would want to attack a girl at night in such an inexplicable situation! "Well, I don't think you can sleep either. Let's talk, or it will be boring."

"Ah, women are really troublesome... Do whatever you want."

"...Then I said it. From the very beginning, I was curious, how did you get here, Ah Yin?"

"Tsk..." Yinshi suddenly showed that kind of hateful eyes, and the dead fish eyes burst out with sharp light in the darkness, "When I think of this, I want to beat the wig to death After being bombarded by Prince S's bazooka, he somehow appeared in this room."

"..."

"It's a completely strange thing. I can't get out even if I want to go out. The door is locked, and it's still on such a high floor."

"..."

"Then, just when Ah Yin and I were uneasy after drinking strawberry milk, you appeared, girl."

"..." It's really a time travel process with no creativity ==

"But, Ah Yin, have I really time-traveled?" Yinshi suddenly turned his head and looked at me with a confused face, "Ah, although Ah Yin, I know that I am the protagonist on "JUMP", but Two-dimensional three times Yuan or something... You mean, Ah Yin, I came from Two-dimensional to Three-Dimensional?"

"Uh..." Can anyone tell me how to explain to a Two-dimensional creature the fact that he travels through.

"Well, recognize the reality, Ah Yin." I nodded earnestly.

Gintoki turned his back to me, always feeling very lonely in the dark, as if he had been abandoned by the world.

A strange feeling surged in my heart, and I blurted out without thinking: "Don't worry, Yin, I will take you in."

[Hey, really, did I really say it? ! 】"Since we met, we can't ignore it. In this world, you can treat me as a friend from now on."

[However, facing the pressure of entering a higher school, I can't even keep busy with my own affairs. ] "I'll help you too, let's see how I can go back."

[I must be crazy... how to do this kind of thing, I am not Dr. A Li. ] "You..." After hearing this, Ah Yin turned around and looked at me with a very strange look, hesitant to speak.

"Why =="

"Girl, you don't think you have a crush on me, Ah Yin, do you?"

"...be careful I'll throw you off the stairs right now."

I reflect... I have already regretted what I said and did just now ==

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The campus at the end of winter is still filled with a murderous atmosphere. The teaching building of the third year of high school can be described as lifeless. If it is to be described by color, it is gray.

Our classroom doorplate is clearly engraved with "Group Z, Year 3".It is estimated that it is rare to use letters to distinguish classes. In some respects, our school is really a strange flower in the high school world.

The school probably changed all the class bells to melodious music in order to improve students' enthusiasm for learning.But, in fact, it only makes us feel genuinely disgusted with this piece of music.

I had no sleep all night, but to my surprise, whether it was the old man's math, the old class's Chinese, or Kameda-kun's Japanese [Our Japanese teacher looks like Kameda Osamu in a TV series, so I nicknamed him Kameda-kun], I was abnormally full of energy, but my mind was not on the flying words on the blackboard at all.

Ah... I don't know what happened to the natural scroll now, maybe my parents didn't find it... If I found it, is this a treasure in the golden house? = = Aversion to cold, no matter what, jumping into the Yellow River will not wash it off Cleared up.

Because Yinshi said that he wanted to go out, I secretly gave him a set of clothes that my father didn't wear very much, the wig that my father wore when he was young, and even gave him a key to the house.I hope that he won't just walk on the street wearing a kimono with silver hair on his head and carrying Lake Toya because he is used to it, he will definitely be surrounded by crowds.

Wait, why do you feel that I am a young girl and I am about to become a mother ==

But wearing dad's outfit to go out will definitely look like a popular youth in the 90s.Sure enough, it's better to go to the roadside stall to buy a suitable set when you go back at night.

Don't complain about the term roadside stalls. As a senior high school girl from an ordinary family, the only thing I can afford with my daily savings is the roadside stall!

"Hey, hello!" When my thoughts drifted thousands of miles away, my deskmate Chi Yinyin poked me with an elbow and whispered, "Ling Luo, why are you in a daze? Mr. Guitian called you!"

"Ah?" I came back to my senses and saw Kameda-kun's expression that seemed to be angry but not angry. I was so scared that I dropped the pen that I had been holding in my hand as the focus of my daze and stood up, "で, sir, what's the problem? Now, teacher, is there any question?]”

"Xiao-san, turn over the meaning of the question のですか? [Student Xiao, can you translate the meaning of this question?]" Kameda-kun's eyebrows twitched.

"すみません... [Sorry...]" I stared at the test paper in embarrassment, "Well, which question is it?"

"Hahahaha——" the children's shoes laughed out loud without giving any face.

"You..." Kameda-kun waved his index finger, "Stand behind me!"

"..." Even in high school, why Mao still uses the method of elementary school, why Mao!Kameda-kun, have you even changed your way of thinking? ! [What is Kamedahua ==] The author has something to say:

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