[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

Four or 10 minutes before the evening self-study started, the smell of food wafted through the classroom.Although the school leaders repeatedly emphasized that dinner is not allowed in the classroom, the students just ignored the words of the Mediterranean principal.Besides, few veterans would really compete with students because of this kind of thing.After all, when the students were eating, the teachers also gathered in groups to satisfy their hunger [Hello...].

Oh, are you gathering?Bite and kill. ——Whenever I pass by the door of such an office, I can’t help but be possessed by the Chairman—in my heart.

In order not to destroy my good image in the teacher's mind, a girl like me who the teacher thinks is a good girl, I only dare to make it up in secret. It is really a kind of sadness for a good student. [No, even poor students will not do that kind of behavior ==] "Ling Luo, what's for dinner today?" Yinyin opened the lunch box, and a sweet and sour smell overflowed, "I have sweet and sour pork ribs cooked by my mother Oh~"

Chi Yinyin, the daughter of the boss of a construction company, my current deskmate, a girl who is unexpectedly calm in her third year of high school.If you have needs, you will be tempted by interests, otherwise if you die in front of her, she will at most shed two tears of sympathy. A cold-blooded girl.Of course, except for me who is at the same table and a good friend... Probably ==

"Ah, is that right... Today, probably..." I casually opened the lunch box and was stunned.

What caught my eye was a piece of white flowers.

...Hi everyone, I am Xiao Lingluo, the daughter of the head nurse of a small hospital, and my daddy is an unknown doctor. I just turned up at 9:18 last night, and my life was chaotic because of the sudden intrusion of a certain curly hair , Day and night turned upside down cup □□ high school junior sister paper.

"What's the matter?" Yinyin leaned closer, and the corners of her mouth twitched after seeing the content clearly, "Uh... what's going on here=="

OTZ...I've been thinking about that natural roll since last night, and I didn't see that guy when I went home at noon.I paid too much attention to it, causing a box full of white rice to be served for dinner ==

Am I swollen, have I been infected and brain-dead?

But... I haven't seen him for almost a day, and I don't know where that guy went for a walk, I hope I don't get lost.

……

STOP!If this continues, you will really become an old mother!

"Lingluo, what's the matter with you? You've been absent-minded all day." Yinyin put a few ribs into my box, and asked with concern, touched by my face, "Did something happen to you?"

"Ah... well, how should I put it?" Yinyin is one of the rare normal girls who is completely insulated from ACG. It is very troublesome to tell her "anime", "Two-dimensional", and "reversed" cell's.Right now, in order to save my brain cells, I decided to express it in a concise and easy-to-understand way: "Well, something happened. I have a Japanese friend who came to me. He can't speak the language, so he can't go back. , no money, no ID card, and no place to live, and I can't let my parents find out his existence, what do you think I should do?"

"Huh? This kind of person can't get any benefit at all~ Why bother with him, just kick him away." Yinyin gnawed on the ribs and spoke as a matter of course.

"..." That's why I don't want to discuss it with you, big sister Yinyin who only puts interests first!

I firmly stuck my chopsticks into the rice, held my head high, and acted as if I was doing my best for my friend: "Anyway, Yinyin, I have already promised to take care of him."

"You idiot." Yinyin tilted her head and looked at me for a long time before sighing, "I can't bear it...you have to pay. Considering your financial situation, please invite me to DQ next time. I want the most expensive one." .”

"...Okay [gritting teeth]." Have you really considered my financial situation, you second-generation ancestor lady? !

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Yinyin's so-called good method turned out to be □□==

Her original words were: "It's very simple~ It's enough to spend a few hundred yuan to get him a certificate. With an ID card, he can find a job, and with a job, he has money. If he has money, he can live in a hotel or rent a car." house, you don’t need to live in your house anymore, and you don’t have to worry about him being discovered by his parents. It’s okay, I can give you a contact person, but it’s up to you to negotiate afterwards. After all, those people are not good people, I don’t want to Talk to them, you have to be careful yourself, don't be betrayed."

"..."

"But I really didn't expect it, Xiao Lingluo." Chi Yinyin looked at me with a condescending and slightly smiling look, which made me get goosebumps, "I didn't expect that you, a girl who looks quite upright, actually Hiding a man in the boudoir is still an oriental product."

"..." I didn't expect that you, a handsome young lady, would know the illegal person who made a fake certificate!And, don't you think your words are weird? Sister Yinyin!

After school, I followed Yinyin's instructions to connect with the first person.

I'm sorry Mom and Dad, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, and to protect the peace and friendship between Two-dimensional and three-dimensional, my daughter, I will try my best today!

The light in the bar was extremely dim, coupled with the smell of alcohol and loud singing, I felt dizzy as soon as I stepped into the door with the sign "Minors Not Entered".

Uh... lack of oxygen.

This is an underground bar opened in a secluded alley. Compared with other bars opened on both sides of the bustling street, it is more mixed, and it is also a good place for some illegal transactions.I——Xiao Lingluo, a three-good girl who has lived a serious life for 18 years, never thought that I would step here one day.

After all, why would I do this for that curly hair?Just for last night's impulsive promise?Now I'm already confused, I just feel from the bottom of my heart that I can't leave him alone in this strange world.Thinking in another way, if I appear in a strange world alone, I will be very disturbed, right?I will definitely hope that someone can help me and stay by my side.

Al... I was just a little girly?Oh no!Sister paper, I was originally a girl!

To be honest, I have an instinctive fear of this bar, and feel that the air here seems to be poisonous, which can erode my soul.Figures writhing on the dance floor, women in scantily-clad clothes, laughter everywhere... Everything that happens here is far from the world I live in.Also, the naked|naked sights along the way made me uneasy.I lowered my head, grabbed my backpack tightly, and walked quickly towards a well-built man in his early thirties sitting in the corner.

"That...is Mr. Wang?" I sat down opposite the man, my voice trembling inadvertently, "I'm Xiao Lingluo, I contacted you before..."

The other party looked at me with a weird look, then whistled casually, and smiled presumptuously: "Ha~ I didn't expect such a serious school girl. My boss is not here, so you can call me Li Yi. "

"Okay, Mr. Li." I took out Yinshi's photo [don't ask me where this thing came from] and some simple information from my bag, and put them on the table, "Excuse me. The price is...?"

"Ah, five hundred yuan, I'll pay when the evidence is collected. It's not acceptable to pay less than this price, the boss will not agree." The man took the photo and glanced at it, smiling obscenely, "Yo, this is your man? Tsk, It seems that you are not a serious student~ Ha, that's right, how could a serious student come to such a place."

"Huh?" Suddenly I wanted to punch someone.In a strange environment, being ridiculed so openly by a strange man with such a malicious expression, I was at a loss and felt angry at the same time, "Shut up, it's none of your business, this is just your job, right? Rory is like an old lady."

I don't want to stay in this place anymore, I want to go back.I suddenly longed for the icy night air and the biting north wind. Although it might make my cheeks flush, it was better than enduring all kinds of rude eyes in this chaotic place.

Leaving the above few words behind, I stood up abruptly under the surprised gaze of the other party, and strode out of this unpleasant place without looking back.Ahhh, I am indeed a very upright person, that kind of atmosphere... really makes me uncomfortable.

On the way home, I stopped by the roadside stall and bought two sets of clothes for Yinshi.Going home today is unusually late. Fortunately, Daddy and Mommy are on the night shift, otherwise explaining the reason would be another huge project.

There is still 50 meters away from the apartment, and I saw a figure wandering downstairs from a distance, and the silhouette looked familiar.I tentatively called out, "Ayin...?"

"Yo~ girl." The man turned around when he heard the sound, and raised his hand as a greeting, "It's too late, I remember you said that school ends at 9:20, it's not a good habit to come home late after school, girl."

Yinshi was wearing a costume of the last century and a black half-length men's wig, walking towards me with this very weird image.I was originally full of irritability and uneasiness, but when I saw his weird attire, the depression in my heart suddenly dissipated, and I couldn't help breaking my kung fu: "Puff hahaha—A Yin...hahaha—— ——What kind of dress is this hahaha——oh my stomach...hahaha...have you behaved hahaha——Where is the lower limit, the lower limit gentleman hahaha..."

"Tch, sloppy!" Yinshi scratched at the fake fur angrily, "Who do you think...ah, that's bad!"

His face changed suddenly, and before I realized what was going on, he covered my mouth and dragged me into the bushes beside the road.In desperation, I instinctively moved my limbs, and only heard the sentence "Do you want to be discovered by you, Kassan?" A burst of electricity flashed in my mind, and I immediately grabbed my hands and crawled obediently on the ground.

I always feel that if the role is changed, this scene seems familiar ==

Watching the figure of my mother disappear into the depths of the corridor, I tearfully bit my handkerchief against the light from my house.Huh, what to do? Miscalculation... My mother actually leaves work early, so Yinshi won't be able to enter the house when she arrives. Is Yinshi going to sleep on the street tonight?Believe it or not, Mom, I will never allow it!

……

...al?

Hey, why would I position myself as a mother, ah, a hair!

What should I do at a time like this, tell me Kameda-kun! 【Why would Kameda-kun come out here? ! 】The author has something to say:

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