Non-Human Seeking Re-employment

Mr. Clown shrank in the corner and shook his head desperately: "No, I don't want to take them to visit."

What if I get beaten up again?He's already been beaten up, and his face still hurts, with bruises that even foundation can't hide.

The housekeeper looked away helplessly and looked at Susie.

Susie burst into tears.

"No, I don't, they're bad guys!" Suzy sniffled. "They smashed my puppets, bandits, robbers!"

housekeeper:……

During the "night time", the butler also more or less realized the difficulty of these two people, but he didn't expect to make the clown and Susie so scared.

There is no way, the butler can only go up by himself.

The butler patted the hem of the skirt, stepped forward, and leaned slightly: "Two guests, please follow me."

As she spoke, she looked at the two of them calmly.

Shen Dongqing looked very harmless, and when she smiled, she would show her cute little canine teeth.

And Zhou Wenyan stood beside him, his lazy posture eased his sharp facial features, giving people a feeling that he might still be easy to talk about.

The butler settled down and looked away: "I will take the two of you to visit Dream Paradise."

Dream Paradise is actually a large playground, in addition to Her Majesty's castle, there are many amusement facilities.

The Ferris wheel creaked and turned, ice cream carts were parked on the street, and the air was filled with the smell of sweet popcorn.

It's like a dream paradise.

Shen Dongqing walked up to the ice cream truck: "I want two ice creams."

The ice cream seller was a man wearing a doll headgear, with a panda head on his head, and patted the small blackboard hanging in front with his furry palm.

It is written in colored chalk: ice cream/1 Paradise Coin, popcorn/3 Paradise Coin.

Shen Dongqing took a look: "What are Paradise Coins?"

The butler smiled reservedly and came out to explain: "As long as you pass the amusement facilities in Dreamland, you can get Paradise Coins, and Paradise Coins can buy some things in Dreamland."

Shen Dongqing tilted her head in doubt: "Aren't we guests?"

Still have to spend money to buy food?

The butler's smile remained unchanged: "This is the rule of Dream Paradise, even for Her Majesty's guests."

She thought about it for a while, and then added: "Only after playing five rides can you be considered as having visited Dream Paradise."

Needless to say, these amusement facilities cannot be pure "amusement".

Shen Dongqing reluctantly bid farewell to the ice cream bucket, and turned to look at the nearest amusement facility: "Go play that one!"

roller coaster.

Looking from here, the track of the roller coaster is bumpy, rushing to the bottom of the valley, and then making a big turn in the sky. It is very exciting at first glance, and most timid people dare not even look at it.

Butler: "Of course."

It's a pity that the most difficult one was selected all at once.

Shen Dongqing looked forward to it: "I haven't played it yet."

After all, as a ghost, it is impossible to go on a roller coaster, and this time I finally have the chance to play.

Zhou Wenyan also raised his interest: "Hmm... It seems like couples are dating at playgrounds."

Shen Dongqing turned her head to look at him, her black and white eyes flickered: "Then let's have a good time!"

The housekeeper who was still gloating there: ...

Is something not quite right?

This is a life-threatening dream paradise, but not a playground for dreams to come true!

The butler took them into the amusement facility with the idea that you would start crying when you got on the roller coaster.

Generally speaking, no matter what amusement park it is, roller coasters are always the most popular, and there are long queues.

But Dream Paradise does not have so many tourists, the entire park is empty, and the facilities used for queuing are all decorations.The butler walked in the front, walked through the long passage, and came directly to the deepest part.

When passing by the console, Shen Dongqing subconsciously looked inside.

Through a layer of dusty glass, one could see a figure standing beside the console. The figure was wearing a uniform and his movements were very stiff.

Shen Dongqing muttered: "It looks familiar."

When Zhou Wenyan heard what he said, he looked over and recognized it immediately: "It's a player."

It is the person who was folded in the death roulette and killed by his girlfriend.

Because the way of death was too special, Zhou Wenyan was deeply impressed.

The housekeeper explained thoughtfully: "Because Dream Paradise is too popular and there is a shortage of manpower, some players will be invited to be staff members. Here, they don't have to be afraid of death."

The housekeeper's voice echoed in the long corridor, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of her mouth.

But there is no need to be afraid of death, because...they have already lost their lives.

"Please come in." The butler opened the railing and made a gesture of invitation.

Shen Dongqing couldn't wait to get on the roller coaster, and waved at Zhou Wenyan.

Zhou Wenyan sat next to him and pulled down the protective bar.

As soon as the two of them sat firmly, they heard a clear "click" from the operating platform, the facility started, and the roller coaster slowly drove out of the track.

At the beginning, the roller coaster was very slow. After leaving the tunnel, it accelerated without warning and rushed uphill.

The sound of the wind blowing past the ears, made a sharp sound because of the high speed.

Shen Dongqing pressed on the protective bar, leaned forward slightly, and didn't look scared at all.

"Wow——" Shen Dongqing turned her head with a smile, "It's so exciting."

Zhou Wenyan said, "It's not bad."

It seems that it is good to have some entertainment during the busy game break.

The track of the roller coaster is very long, they have just passed a ramp, and there is still more than half of the distance ahead.

When he turned a big corner, Shen Dongqing felt a strand of hair blowing from behind and floating in front of him.

"What is this?" Shen Dongqing reached out and grabbed this strand of hair, and pulled it hard.

Nothing at all.

Shen Dongqing opened her hand, and there was a clump of hair lying inside. Just as she saw clearly, she was blown away by the fierce wind.

Shen Dongqing turned her head and looked behind her.

A woman sat in the back seat.

To be precise, she was not sitting on the seat, but stood on the seat without any protective measures.She had four hands, protruding from her armpits, gripping the edge of the seat like claws.

On the roller coaster, most players are fixed on the seat by the protective bars and cannot move.After all, this is a dangerous game. If the protective measures are not in place, I am afraid that I will fall directly from midair and fall to pieces.

But fixed on the seat like this, for these ghosts on the roller coaster, these are all takeaways delivered to the door, just pick and eat.

The woman noticed Shen Dongqing's gaze, raised her head, and opened her mouth towards him through the hair covering her face, revealing her blood-stained teeth, and then crawled over quickly like a spider.

Shen Dongqing was not happy anymore.

Why not have a good time on the roller coaster?Do you want to bother people?

The Four-Handed Girl didn't realize the danger yet, she stared at the back of Shen Dongqing's neck, opened her mouth excitedly at the thought of having fresh flesh and blood soon, and pounced on it.

Unfortunately, the imagination is beautiful.

Before the four-handed girl touched the person on the seat, she was strangled by someone halfway and pulled down abruptly.

Shen Dongqing loosened the protective bar a little, and with more room to move, he directly reached out and grabbed the four-handed woman who rushed over.

"It's so ugly." Shen Dongqing said with disgust, like throwing trash, she directly threw the four-handed girl off the roller coaster.

Fortunately, the four-handed girl moved nimbly and grabbed the roller coaster track with both hands and feet, so she didn't fall off.

She watched the roller coaster drive away with food, very unwilling, and rubbed the track with her sharp nails, making a harsh rustling sound.

This seems to be a hint.

After a while, figures jumped out of the tunnel one by one.These people have all mutated, either with multiple pairs of arms or multiple pairs of legs, crawling on the tracks like geckos.

Now the roller coaster was going uphill, and it was moving slowly. Those figures chased after it all at once, and landed on the roller coaster one by one, and it was packed to the brim.

Shen Dongqing: "It's so annoying."

He just wanted to go on a roller coaster ride.

Zhou Wenyan raised the safety bar directly: "Get rid of these things first."

After the words fell, he turned over and got off the roller coaster, landing gently on the track.

The roller coaster didn't care about the behavior of the two passengers getting off the bus halfway, and rushed down on its own.

Shen Dongqing bowed her head.

It's in the air right now, tens of meters away from the ground. If you're a timid person, just looking at it will make your legs go weak.

The cold wind blew past, blowing Zhou Wenyan's long coat.

"It's more fun than a roller coaster." Shen Dongqing opened her arms and said.

There is a narrow place to stand on the track. Two people standing on it are surrounded by a group of multi-legged people. It is like walking on the edge of a knife. If they are not careful, they will fall into the abyss.

Zhou Wenyan's voice was caught in the wind and became a little blurred: "Give me your hand."

Without hesitation, Shen Dongqing put his hand into Zhou Wenyan's, and with his strength, he kicked away the two multi-legged people with one kick.

The multi-legged man is agile, grabbing the track and coming from below, trying to grab the person above from the gap.Shen Dongqing bent down, slid down the track, kicked off the multi-legged man below, and was pulled back by Zhou Wenyan.

The two seemed to be dancing face to face. In the tacit cooperation, the multi-legged people fell down like dumplings.

The steward stands where the roller coaster departs.

Time passed by minute by minute.

The roller coaster is coming back soon.

The butler felt that it was absolutely impossible for these two people to come back, but he still waited there pretendingly.

bang bang bang——

The sound of the roller coaster gradually approached.

The butler looked over.

Sure enough, there was no one on the roller coaster, and he presumably died in mid-air.

The butler breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and turned around to return to the castle to report to Her Majesty the Queen.

But before he took two steps, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of two figures coming out of the tunnel one after the other.

"You, you..." The housekeeper was stunned and speechless.

Shen Dongqing raised her hand to greet the butler: "Hi."

The housekeeper finally choked out the second half of the sentence: "Why are you back?"

Can't those many-legged people handle the two of them?

Shen Dongqing tilted her head: "Where else can I go if I don't come back?"

With that said, he opened the safety bar again and sat on it.

The housekeeper looked at the two people sitting neatly, a little confused about their brain circuit.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Dongqing: "Play again."

housekeeper:? ? ?

"Didn't you encounter anything?" The butler even suspected that those multi-legged people were absent from work and did not appear on the roller coaster.

Shen Dongqing: "No."

Just met a bunch of weird people.

Is it really absent from work?

The butler was full of doubts.

She was a little unbelieving and let the roller coaster start again.

The roller coaster went out again with a bang.

Five minutes later, the roller coaster came back with two people still sitting on it.

The butler's eyes were about to pop out.

This project was the most difficult and killed the most people. How could these two people come back safely, twice!

These two people looked calm, and they even didn't play enough.

Shen Dongqing: "One more time!"

The housekeeper was already in a trance.

The roller coaster came and went, I don't know how many times it was started, the two people finally had enough fun and planned to move on to the next project.

When the butler went out and saw the many-legged people piled up into a hill under the roller coaster track, he realized why the two players had no accident.

——Many people all fell to their deaths!

The butler silently put up a "under maintenance" sign on the door of the roller coaster.

The conversion rate of multi-legged people is very small. I am afraid that this number will not be restored in ten or twenty years, and the roller coaster can only be temporarily closed.

Because I used the roller coaster N times, there are so many paradise coins that I can't hold them with both hands.

When Shen Dong's green clothes were lifted from his pockets, and the round coins fell with a "crash", the doll who bought the ice cream was stunned.

"So many?" The plush doll probably has never seen so many Paradise Coins in its entire life.

After all, almost all players died in Her Majesty's level, and no one was able to live to take care of his business.

Shen Dongqing waved her hand generously: "I want it all!"

The plush doll was at a loss. Faced with so many paradise coins, he didn't know how to sell it. In the end, he could only sell it to Shen Dongqing with a man and an ice cream truck.

Shen Dongqing happily sat on the bench, holding an ice cream in her hand and a popcorn bucket in her arms.The plush doll pushes the ice cream truck and makes ice cream for him after eating.

However, if you eat too much sweet things, you will get bored easily. Shen Dongqing couldn't do it after eating two ice creams, so she could only put down the popcorn bucket with regret: "Go to the next project, and eat again when you come back."

Zhou Wenyan squeezed Shen Dongqing's hand, it was cold all over.

"You can't eat any more, it's not good for your health."

Shen Dongqing puffed her cheeks, a little reluctant.

Zhou Wenyan: "Hey, let's take it home and eat."

Shen Dongqing elongated her tone: "Okay——"

In fact, for Shen Dongqing, it doesn't matter what he eats, but he likes the feeling that someone cares about him.

"Then let me have a bite of you when you go back."

Zhou Wenyan laughed: "You can eat a few bites."

The two walked into another amusement facility in a greasy way.

The butler following behind was expressionless.

You two people who can tear ghosts with your hands are discussing whether eating too much ice cream will hurt your health?Those torn ghosts are crying.

The next ride is bumper cars.

Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan got into a blue bumper car for two.

In addition to them, there are more than a dozen small cars on the field, with people wearing masks sitting in them.These bumper cars are different from those in ordinary amusement parks. There is no protective ring next to them, just like a miniature version of the car. One can imagine what a tragic scene it would be if they hit it.

After ringing the bell three times, those masked men rushed up like crazy, trying to crush the people in the blue bang bang car.

Shen Dongqing didn't know how to drive, and couldn't even catch a bumper car, so she had to let Zhou Wenyan operate it.

Holding the steering wheel, Zhou Wenyan sneaked through various gaps, letting those bumper cars kill each other, and in a short while, most of the bumper cars were scrapped, with severed limbs flying and blood splattering everywhere.

However, the others seemed to have figured out Zhou Wenyan's pattern, and they acted together to trap the blue bumper car in one place.

Zhou Wenyan gave a "tsk", glanced at the bumper cars around, accelerated, and rushed directly to one of the directions.Those masked men were not afraid of death at all, and even rushed forward under such circumstances.

Just when the two cars were about to collide, Zhou Wenyan slammed the steering wheel.

Nourishes—

The tires rubbed against the ground, making a toothache sound.

The blue bumper car drifted and passed by, and the bumper cars that rushed up had no time to operate and crashed into a pile.

But the culprit slowly drove aside and stopped.

Zhou Wenyan opened the car door and glanced at the racing track.

No one survived but them.

When the butler saw the two people walking out of the amusement facility unharmed, he was already numb.

Zhou Wenyan was still a little unhappy.

Shen Dongqing said, "Do you want to come again?"

Before Zhou Wenyan could answer, the butler rejected his request.

"I'm sorry." The butler felt his heart was bleeding, and tried to maintain a calm tone, "The staff inside are... all scrapped, and the game can no longer be played for the time being."

Another playground was scrapped.

Shen Dongqing said "Oh", and said, "Let's do it then."

The two played the facilities in the playground one by one.

The housekeeper followed behind them, putting up signs of "Temporary Maintenance" on one facility after another.

What kind of player is this?This is simply demolition!

The butler originally thought that it would be fine after playing five rides, but he didn't expect that these two seemed to be more than enough, and he was unwilling to leave after playing five rides.

She quickly contacted Her Majesty the Queen.

Her Majesty: "Is it resolved?"

Butler: "...No."

Her Majesty the Queen was a little displeased: "What the hell is going on."

The butler felt that what was happening in front of him could no longer be explained: "Your Majesty, please see for yourself."

The entire Dream Paradise is under the control of Her Majesty the Queen. She opened the water mirror and saw two players dismantling an entertainment item at the first sight.

One of the players seemed to have noticed her peeping, and smiled at her while dismantling the facility.

At this moment, Her Majesty felt that she was about to have a heart attack.

At this time the butler said: "Your Majesty, do you want to keep them?"

There has never been a precedent that you can leave after coming to Dreamland.

But these two people... It's a bit difficult to keep them. If Her Majesty the Queen insists on staying, for the safety of her life, she can only give up the burden like Susie the Clown.

Her Majesty the Queen was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised her voice: "Let them go quickly! Go!"