Non-Human Seeking Re-employment

There is a saying that it is easier to invite God than to send God away.

The butler hung up the call with Her Majesty the Queen, and looked at the two players who had just broken the ride with embarrassment.

Shen Dongqing was full of interest: "I haven't played that one yet!" He pointed to the Ferris wheel in the distance.

When the butler heard that he was planning to harm other projects, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Guests, you can leave Dream Paradise now."

Shen Dongqing: "But I still want to play."

This playground is quite fun.

Unlike ordinary playgrounds, there are a lot of cooperative staff here to make the rides more fun.

Butler: ...No, you don't want to.

Half of the facilities in the playground have been damaged, and Her Majesty the Queen will go crazy if she goes any further.

But if these two people want to keep playing, there is nothing the housekeeper can do.

Because this is allowed by the rules of Dreamland, players who hold the invitation letter of Dreamland can visit Dreamland, and NPC can only kill players by playing games.

But there have never been only players crying and shouting that they don't want to play the game, and there is no NPC crying and shouting that players should not continue to play.

The butler had a bitter face, and couldn't stop these two people.

Seeing that two rides were scrapped, the housekeeper could only muster up the courage to lie with his eyes closed: "The other rides are all under maintenance, and we can no longer provide play services."

Shen Dongqing: "Huh?"

Butler: "What a pity! How about coming again next time?"

He said "regret" in his mouth, but actually wished that the two players would leave quickly.

Shen Dongqing hasn't had enough fun yet, but the staff have said so, and there is no other way but to give up the idea of ​​continuing to play.

Zhou Wenyan said, "Next time?"

Shen Dongqing's eyes lit up: "That's right, did you just say that you can come to play next time?"

The butler froze.

She almost wanted to slap herself—to make you feel bad!

"Hehe..." The housekeeper laughed twice, "That's right, next time, next time."

Let's invite these two big shots out first.

With such thoughts in mind, the housekeeper did not hesitate to lose power and humiliate the country, and gave out a large stack of Dream Paradise tickets, which persuaded the two bosses to go out.

Shen Dongqing stood at the gate of Dream Paradise, pointed to the ice cream truck and said, "Take it home and eat."

The butler had no desires and desires: "...take it away."

Shen Dongqing took away the ice cream truck and the toy doll selling ice cream.

The butler was afraid that they would take something away if they stayed longer, so he hurriedly summoned the pumpkin carriage, watched the two of them get into the carriage, and then dared to feel relieved.

But she still didn't relax, staring at the pumpkin carriage as it drove out.

Just when the butler was about to breathe a sigh of relief, another sudden change occurred.

A group of guards rushed over with weapons, their feet heavy, their armor clanging, and they were chasing a man in a black hat.

The black hat moved quickly and ran towards the gate of Dream Paradise.When he saw the two people sitting in the pumpkin carriage, he was overjoyed and shouted, "Help me!"

The black hat was also the group who made the wish before, but he was more cautious than the others. Not long after following the maid out of the hall, he realized something was wrong, and abruptly escaped from the illusion.

It's just that even after leaving the illusion given by Her Majesty, there was still a large group of guards chasing after him, and the black hat barely reached the door after using a lot of props along the way.

"Help!"

The black hat yelled again, but the people in the pumpkin carriage didn't respond.

That's right, everyone else is about to leave Dream Paradise, so how could they risk their lives to save someone who has nothing to do with them?

The black hat gritted his teeth: "I have a prop that can randomly draw tokens from dungeons, and I can give them to you—"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the pumpkin carriage paused for a moment, then backed away.

Shen Dongqing poked her head out and said to the housekeeper, "Can we take this person away?"

It looks like we won't leave unless you let us take it away.

What else could the butler do?

She closed her eyes and reached out to stop the guard.

Under the surprised eyes of the black hat, all the guards who were aggressive just now stopped.

The butler gritted his teeth: "Hurry up!"

The black hat didn't dare to stop for a moment, and quickly climbed into the carriage.

He wiped the sweat off his face, and asked curiously, "What did you do?" No matter how scared the NPC looked.

Shen Dongqing: "We just played a few entertainment facilities."

Black Hat: "Nothing else?"

Shen Dongqing smiled happily: "No, it's quite fun here."

The black hat glanced at Shen Dongqing suspiciously.

Why is it that other players are dead and alive, and it becomes fun when you come here?

Zhou Wenyan gave a "tsk" in displeasure.

The black hat immediately withdrew its gaze, pulled out a black leather notebook from its pocket, and handed it over: "This is the item that can be used to draw a dungeon token."

The invitation letter of Dream Paradise is drawn from it, and the black hat usually uses this to brush low-level dungeons everywhere.

After seeing the performance of the two big shots, the black hat didn't dare to play tricks, and took it out honestly.

Zhou Wenyan flipped through the cowhide notebook, and after confirming that it was the game prop that Heixiazi said, he put it away.

Da da da--

The pumpkin carriage drove out of Dreamland and entered a fog.

Only then did the black hat realize that there was a fluffy toy doll sitting on the carriage, which seemed to be produced by Dream Paradise: "This, this is?"

The toy puppet moved, and even reached out to take off the hood, revealing a pale and thin face.

"I didn't expect that I would come out alive one day!"

This is also a player. He entered Dream Paradise with an invitation letter, was also tempted by Her Majesty the Queen, and made a wish to "go home".

"Dream Paradise is just cheating people." The player complained bitterly, "The queen said 'get rid of system control' is actually to become a staff member of Dream Paradise and become an NPC inside."

"During this period of time, I was in a daze. The work inside was hard and tiring and I didn't get paid. I thought it would take me a lifetime. Thank you so much..."

With the player's voice of thanks, the pumpkin carriage gradually disappeared into the mist.

【You have left Dream Paradise】

【Congratulations on your successful survival, settlement is in progress—】

[This dungeon is an assault dungeon, outside the system plan, there is no point reward...]

The game seemed to be stuck for a while, and then said:

[Drop special item [Dreamland Ice Cream Cart*1]]

Shen Dongqing opened her hand and looked at a small card that had protruded from her palm.The edges of the card are translucent, and in the center is a simple pencil drawing of a colorful ice cream truck.

【Name: Ice Cream Cart in Dream Paradise

Ability: Of course it sells ice cream, don’t need 998, you can get sweet and delicious ice cream for only 1 yuan

Introduction: selling ice cream~]

Shen Dongqing poked the ice cream truck on the card, waited a while, and a waffle cone appeared in his hand out of thin air.He took a sip and said happily, "This is really easy to use."

There is such a benefit, Shen Dongqing already wants to go back to Dream Paradise for a few more rounds.

Just do it, he took out a stack of tickets given by the housekeeper, and tore open one of them.

……no response.

Shen Dongqing held the ticket that had been torn in half, and blinked suspiciously.

Just then the game sound sounded, sounding a little tired:

[Dream Paradise entertainment equipment is damaged, lacks staff, is under repair, will not be opened for now...]

Shen Dongqing: "How long will it take to repair?"

He really wanted to go back and play again.

The game was silent for a long time, just when Shen Dongqing thought the game had disappeared, it spoke again:

[Estimated time for three to five dungeons...]

Shen Dongqing immediately stood up: "Then let's go to other dungeons to play!"

Quickly brush up other copies, and go back after Nengmeng Paradise is repaired.

The game is already insane.

【Your rest period is three years, don't be so anxious...】

What other dungeon can spoil it for you?

Shen Dongqing tilted her head: "Three years is such a long time, it's so boring to stay here, it's still fun in the dungeon, there are many ghosts to play with."

Game: ...that's not for you.

The game has shut itself down.

Shen Dongqing ran behind Zhou Wenyan, leaned on his shoulder, and asked, "The game said that I have a three-year rest period, so I don't have time to play anymore?"

Zhou Wenyan: "It's okay, if you want to play, just find some dungeon tokens."

As he spoke, he turned his head and looked over.

Shen Dongqing's eating appearance has always been a bit childish, just after eating the ice cream, there was a circle of ice cream on her lips, like a white beard.

Shen Dongqing caught Zhou Wenyan's gaze, stuck out her tongue and licked it, and sure enough, she licked the remaining ice cream.

Seeing his behavior, Zhou Wenyan couldn't help chuckling.

Shen Dongqing thought Zhou Wenyan was laughing at his way of eating, her cheeks blushed slightly, she simply kissed him, and rubbed the remaining ice cream onto Zhou Wenyan's face.

Zhou Wenyan helplessly raised his finger and pointed to his lips: "Kiss here."

Shen Dongqing paused, and changed direction in a calm manner.

Probably because of the ice cream just eaten, Shen Dongqing's mouth was cold and sweet, and the two feelings were mixed together, making people want to taste it once and want to taste it again.

By the time the two separated, Shen Dongqing's lips had already turned bright red.

"It's so sweet." Zhou Wenyan said meaningfully.

"Is there?" Shen Dongqing licked her lips again, but she didn't get the sweetness that Zhou Wenyan said, so she took out another ice cream with a card prop.

This time the drop is blueberry-flavored, sweet and sour.

Shen Dongqing took a bite and felt that it tasted better than before, so she handed it to Zhou Wenyan's mouth.

Zhou Wenyan took a bite of Shen Dongqing's hand, and opened the leather notebook given by the black hat.

The notebook was forced to turn to one of its pages.

Zhou Wenyan looked down, and there was a line of delicate characters written on it with a pen.

[You are a college student from a closed town. This summer vacation, you bring a group of classmates back to your hometown to experience life in the countryside. The classmates from the city are not used to life in a small town, so you wanted to leave. At this moment, the village is going to hold a A ghost marriage, curious students plan to stay and visit this weird ghost marriage custom...]

The scenery in front of him suddenly changed.

Shen Dongqing found herself in an ancient building with a low ceiling and closed windows. It was still very dark in broad daylight, making it hard to breathe.

Just when Shen Dongqing was about to open the door and go out, a pendulum hanging on the wall rang once, and a time-telling bird emerged from it, and the sound of the game came out from it.

【You have entered Sishui Town】

[This copy is a role-playing mode, please be sure to maintain the character design, and do not deviate from the character design behavior]

[Your identity is the second young master of the Shen family in Sishui Town. You are weak and gloomy, and you have been trapped in this small village.You seem to know some weird things in Sishui Town, but for some reason, you didn’t tell these students who came to Sishui Town]

Shen Dongqing pulled open the door.

It's sunny now.

But for some reason, even though the sun was setting, there was still no temperature at all, but a chill rose up instead.

This is an old-style courtyard house. There are a group of people standing in the courtyard. There are five people in total. They don't look like college students.Among them are uncles in suits and leather shoes, young people with non-mainstream hairstyles, housewives wearing aprons, and men in leather clothes silently watching. They look more like students, except for a beautiful girl in a JK uniform.

【These are classmates brought back by your elder brother, you hate them very much】

Probably the role-playing mode is different from other modes, and the game acts as a voice-over intimately.

They were quarreling violently at this time.

The housewife said in a sharp voice, "What the hell is this place?"

The JK beautiful girl wiped her tears in fear.

The uncle in the suit said impatiently: "You are not kidnapped, nor are you playing a prank. This is an infinite nightmare game, the kind that kills people."

The non-mainstream explained next to it: "It's an infinite stream novel, have you read it?"

The beautiful JK girl sobbed and said, "I've seen a little bit."

Non-mainstream kindly reminded: "It's that kind, anyway, don't treat it as a game, be serious, you will really die."

The housewife didn't believe it, she pointed at the non-mainstream and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, let me get out of here!"

The non-mainstream is too lazy to leave her.

You must know that this kind of newcomer is the easiest to die in the first copy, and explaining to this kind of person is also a waste of time.

"The door is over there, love to go or not."

In this way, the housewife dared not leave, hesitating.

At this moment, the driver came in: "Are you still going? If you don't, I'll go back first."

The housewife quickly said: "Go, go, I want to go back."

The driver glanced at the remaining people: "What about you?"

The non-mainstream said: "We still have to stay and watch the excitement."

Driver: "Okay, I'll pick you up again in seven days."

The housewife followed the driver closely, saw the minibus parked outside, and climbed into it without hesitation.

The driver started the car and drove out unsteadily.

The housewife hugged herself tightly, and watched the minibus gradually drive out of the town, and then she was relieved.She stood up and walked towards the driver's seat.

"Brother, where are we going?"

no respond.

The housewife shouted again: "Brother?"

She finally got to the driver's cab, but there was no one on it, and the minibus was still driving forward. There was an abyss ahead, and the car didn't show any intention of slowing down.

"what--"

After a scream, the people and the car rolled down the abyss together.

There were only four people standing in the yard.

JK beautiful girl asked: "What should we do now?"

The non-mainstream also felt a little uncertain: "Let's go to our classmates first."

As soon as the words fell, there was a "creak" sound behind him, and a figure came out of the dark room.

【This is your big brother】

[You have the same blood, but your fate is completely opposite. He can go to the vast world, but you can only be trapped in this dark corner]

Zhou Wenyan walked under the sun.

It can be seen that he is wearing a light blue plaid shirt and slim jeans. He was originally dressed as a young student, but he rolled up his sleeves and unbuttoned his neckline at will, revealing a small piece of strong chest, with a rebellious look. Taste of taming.

The players over there have already substituted themselves as college students.

The non-mainstream looked desperate: "Old Zhou, when will the ghost wedding here be held? We have to join in the fun."

The uncle in the suit hesitated for a moment: "I always feel that ghost marriage is not very good, do you really want to watch?"

The man in the leather jacket folded his hands and said, "Anyway, the minibus has already left, and everyone is here, so we have to look at something special."

A performance of dead cannon fodder in a horror movie.

But there is no way, the script given by the game is like this, even if you don't want to die, you have to do it.You can still live if you die. If you don't follow the script, you might die suddenly on the spot.

Zhou Wenyan glanced across the yard, stopped at the corner for a moment, and then answered their question: "They are going to pick up the bride, get ready, and the wedding can be held tomorrow night."

【You envy him, envy him...you even want him to die】

[You who know the customs of the small town, maybe you can use this ghost marriage to get rid of some people you hate]

Shen Dongqing asked a soul question: "But his surname is Zhou."

【…】

【……do not mind the details! 】

[According to the needs of the plot, you are half-brothers! 】

The other players seemed to have heard the game's notification sound, and they didn't know what the game said. Everyone's face was as if they were constipated, turning green and then white and green again.

The non-mainstream said with difficulty: "Should we help?"

Zhou Wenyan said: "I went out to study since I was a child, and I don't know much about the process of ghost marriage. I still have to ask my...brother."

Hearing what he said, the other players followed his gaze.

Only then did I realize that there was still a person stuck in the corner.

Probably because he has been living in a small town, he is wearing a Chinese-style silk gown, embroidered with dark pattern printing, which does not look tacky, but on the contrary makes his skin white and delicate.

The whole person stood in the shadow, looking a little thin.

The beautiful JK girl had already recovered from her fear, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's so cute."

As soon as she finished speaking, the JK beautiful girl shrank her head: "Why do I feel a little cold?"

Zhou Wenyan called softly: "Holly."

Shen Dongqing was unmoved.

He's still struggling with what the game calls "a half-brother".

"How can half-brothers be considered brothers?" Shen Dongqing retorted.

【…】

[This is just a game setting...]

The game has been powerless to explain.

Zhou Wenyan yelled again.

Only then did Shen Dongqing end the debate with You Yu, and blurted out: "Brother——"

Zhou Wenyan narrowed his eyes meaningfully: "One more time."

Shen Dongqing didn't think much about it, and called out crisply: "Brother."

Other players: Huh?Why did the scene become a little strange?