Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

System [That is, since the world with the space system, the luck of you and your junior brother in the small world is only normal, but once you leave the small world, the luck will become great!super big!Very big! QAQ scary big!Host, I'm so scared!And I thought it was abnormal to ask the Lord God!The lord god said nothing, just leave it alone... Could the lord god just appease me temporarily, and then find a chance to wipe us out together? ! 】

Gu Cijiu [Clearing is also clearing you, my junior brother and I are super salesmen of the Lord God. 】

The system [QAQ... So you, the host, think there is a problem, am I going to die? 】

Gu Cijiu【Alas... What a fool at home... I'm asking you, fool, do you really think that I don't have any points to thank you because I took my junior to double travel, so I really have nothing? ? 】

System [(O_O) Isn't it... isn't it? 】

Gu Cijiu [You also said that we are ranked very high in the ranking list of your main gods.Explain the situation of the two of us, the main god of your family has a bottom.So the 'abnormal' data you see can actually be understood as a private gift from the Lord God to us.That is to say, the small world has low luck, but the main god not only recorded our task points, but also gave us some other feedback.Besides, don't you think my junior brother and I are really lucky?It can be said that the luck of the big world has actually affected the small world. 】

Although Gu Cijiu has never seen the quantified data of the system, he still has some perceptions, so he is not surprised at all when the system is proposed now. There should be restrictions for the host to take people through time, otherwise the world will be in chaos, but for a meritorious host like him who has saved countless worlds with his junior brother Zhengerbajing, they are still so strict. That's not right, it's right to secretly give benefits.

The system [(@[email protected]) is temporarily... still a bit confused...]

Gu Cijiu didn't bother to pay attention to it [you take your time to think about it, I'm going to sleep. 】

Early the next morning, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo got up. They didn’t feel the comfort of a night’s sleep, but they were still very tired—modern people eat less oil, less salt, and more vegetarians. That’s a healthy diet. People these days, especially There are still two children in development, no oil, no salt, only vegetarian, that is dancing face-to-face with the god of death.They need nutrients, they need salt.

The two tidied up, took the straw basket, tied the broken sickle to a stick, and then waited for Nick.

Gu Cijiu glanced at him: "Nick, we have to go to the woods to find food."

The smile on Nick's face disappeared immediately: "I know, I know, then I'll go home... um... Did you guys not go to the forest to find food yesterday because you wanted to accompany me?"

Nick is still a relatively sensible child, and his reaction is actually quite fast.

"Yes." Duan Shaobo didn't say otherwise, he nodded, "But we discussed it yesterday, and we can actually take you with you, as long as you don't let others know. So, first, you can't take these things Tell others, including your aunt. Second, you must listen to us and follow us."

Although this is to get closer to Nick, but...→_→You know, the main reason is to bring this child of luck with you, no matter what he says, it is easy to deal with.Otherwise, when he goes back by himself, what will happen at home with "Short oil~ My little friends are going out for an adventure?", and the two of them will have to stay outside...

"Okay!" Nick's eyes lit up, and he was also a very adventurous kid.

This time, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo did not take the road towards the east of the village yesterday. It was too upright and might be seen by others.So they took Nick and went directly to a fence on the west side of the village. There were two planks loose here. With a little digging, children, especially children of the size of the three of them, could still get out.

Nick got out and jumped on the spot twice, his eyes were so wide that they could take up half of his face, obviously excited enough.

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo already had a goal, so they turned and continued to walk east, where there should be a small river.The villagers here don’t like to eat fish, because the fish has bones and a particularly fishy smell. People in this place make fish, scrape the scales a little, remove the internal organs, remove the head and tail, add a little salt, chop into pieces and put them directly into the water. Boil—so unless there is a famine, they try to stay away from that river as much as possible, which makes it easier for Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo.

They walked all the way, picking plants that could remove the smell or be used as vegetables, and they didn't hide it from Nick.As for why they know so much?

Duan Shaobo: "Quietly tell you, when we went out to look for food last year, we met a wandering sentinel passing by, and he taught us."

A wandering sentinel passing by in this world is equivalent to an expert passing by outside the world. As long as there is a pot, throw it at him, there is nothing wrong with it.

"That's great... how nice it would be if I could see a sentinel with my own eyes in the future?"

Gu Cijiu: "Are you too timid? Just such a small wish? You should at least want to become a sentinel in the future, right?"

"Me? Can I become a sentinel in the future?"

Gu Cijiu: "Of course! Why can't we be sentinels?"

"Then I... I will be a sentinel in the future!"

Duan Shaobo: "Hush, keep your voice down, we are not too far from the village."

"Oh! Okay, okay." Nick covered his mouth, but his eyes had already become two lines of laughter.

The two felt that this child was really easy to deceive now, and he would be right if he fooled around.

When they arrived at the river, Duan Shaobo took Nick to fish in a broken basket in the water. Gu Cijiu built an earthen stove on the bank, and he picked up the fish they caught, and then grilled them directly.

Nick is not very good at eating fish, and the two of them took turns helping him pick out fish bones, and then the kid ate two small fish to show that he was full-in fact, he was ashamed to trouble others, right?Obviously so hungry that I drool.

Duan Shaobo: "Then you eat the shrimp, we don't like to eat shrimp."

The prawns are also river prawns just caught, most of them are as long as the index finger, and Gu Cijiu has also grilled them, so they are delicious without seasoning.

"Hey? How come? Isn't the shrimp delicious?"

Gu Cijiu: "Do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, we will throw it away."

"I'll eat it! I'll eat it!" Nick took the shrimp and chewed the whole shrimp in his mouth without peeling the shell or removing the head.

When they were full, Gu Cijiu took a handful of weeds to Nick: "Chew it in your mouth, crush it and rub it on your body?"

"Okay. Hiss! So bitter! Sour—"

The weed was unpalatable, but Nick kept chewing it obediently, chewing it into a paste, spitting it out and rubbing it on his body.But his clothes were already dirty, so dark that he couldn't tell his true color, but he couldn't see anything if he was covered with green mud.

Only then did Gu Cijiu explain to him: "You smell of fish and shrimp all over your body. If others smell it, they will suspect that you have come out to hunt."

Catching fish is also within the scope of hunting. Even if no one eats the fish in this river, if they are caught without permission, they will still be punished.

Nick stuck out his tongue: "You guys are so smart. By the way, why are there two fish left?" He pointed to the two fish that were tied to their mouths with grass and hung up.

"Because this fish is going to be given to the village chief." Duan Shaobo shrugged.

"That cheapskate village chief promised us that we could hunt freely. He will probably regret it when we go back. We give him the fish, at least he won't trouble us. Of course, the way to make fish delicious is not to tell him."

Nick looked at the eyes of the two friends and admired them more and more. He understood everything they said, but felt that he didn't understand it at all. The two of them were clearly so profound and powerful!

"This is for you, take it back to Aunt Mary, you can eat it after smashing it." Gu Cijiu gave Nick a muddy egg, which contained two beggar fish.

"No, my aunt won't..."

Duan Shaobo stuffed the still warm Mudandan into Nick's arms: "We need some salt, this is exchanged with Aunt Mary, and when we become stronger, we will exchange it with him for more food. "

"...Okay." Nick didn't push Nidandan back this time. He held it, and it was vague how he returned to the village. When he entered the house, he saw Gu Cijiu turn and leave—— Originally, they agreed to let him go first, and they stayed away from others to prevent being seen by others. They found that Nick went hunting with them, but they were still worried about him being in an accident, right?That's why I followed him to the door...

When Aunt Mary came back and broke open the muddy egg, the fish inside was still steaming.

"I didn't expect the fish to be so delicious." Aunt Mary thought it was just a few children messing around, but she tasted the white fish, and she was pleasantly surprised.

"Auntie, I think...I really wish I had met the kind of real friend you mentioned." Nick held the bowl, and also showed a cute smile to Aunt Mary, and then...he lost a tooth=. =

Five years later, Gu Cijiu was 13 years old, Nick was 11 years old, and Duan Shaobo was [-] years old.Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo officially became hunters in their village last year. Hunters do not need to pay agricultural taxes, but they have to pay prey and leather, and there is also the danger of encountering monsters. Few of the common people are willing to do it.

Relying on hunting, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo raised themselves to be much taller and healthier than their peers, and the whole village envied them.But either they don’t have the guts, or they follow the hunt but can’t catch good prey. Instead, all kinds of accidents will happen, and even they will be bitten by snakes—fortunately, they are not poisonous snakes, so no one will try.

In the three seasons of spring, summer and autumn in recent years, the village chief has always received thank-you gifts from Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo the next day.He was also greedy, but the one who was bitten by the snake was his son... Letting the two children hunt "for free" in the past few years has exhausted his little conscience.

"Three deer skins, two bear skins, five fox skins! Two wild boars, five deer! This is your tax for this year!"

"The announcement in the town said that the hunter's tax only needs one buckskin, or three fox skins." Sufficient nutrition made Gu Cijiu look as tall as a young man in his twenties. Traveled between villages and towns.

The face of the village head who proudly announced the tax turned gloomy. He didn't expect that these two little bastards could read?But it doesn't matter: "I am your village head! My words are correct!"

"No, you're not anymore, we're already town residents." Gu Cijiu shrugged, "Today I'm here to tell you that we're moving. Thank you for your 'care' all these years."

Last year, they asked for eight deer skins, twenty rabbit skins, and one bear skin. The prey required a wild boar and three deer.This is Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, plus a little Nick who can get what he wants, otherwise they will all have to GG.

Old Cowley stared wide-eyed, obviously unable to accept the development of the matter.The other villagers and the sons and grandchildren of the village chief who were watching from the sidelines were even more dazed, suspecting that they were daydreaming.

How could it be possible for someone in their village to break away from the rule of the village chief? !

"No! No, no one can leave this village without my order?"

Gu Cijiu, who was about to walk home, stopped: "Are you sure? I have already become a member of the town guard, and I will officially report the day after tomorrow. If you dare to prevent me from going to the town guard, have you thought about it for a while?" God saw the town guard come to visit our village?"

Before this year, the town guard was little more than a bunch of hooligans.In fact, looking at the village head like this, one can also know that the government of this place is very bad, and there is no such thing as government at all.

There is no church in this world, and what the people believe in is the "high tower". The fact that the Black Tower Empire can be named after the "tower" is also a sign of the prosperity of the empire and the vastness of the land.The tower is the place where the guides are trained, and it is also the front line for humans to fight against the shadows.Around the nodes where the phantoms appear more frequently, they are surrounded by towers.In richer places, people will build towers, and in richer places, guides will enter the towers to guard them.

This is why only wizards can fight against phantoms, but they do not have the right to inherit property. They belong to the "detached" people.However, the social status of guides is still very high, especially their number is far less than that of sentinels. There have been guides in this world who have become uncrowned kings.

Bringing the topic back, because there is no church, the power of the lord is absolute.However... the lords are actually in charge of very few things. The real managers are the mayors of each town. As long as these mayors can send the tax to the lord's castle every year, then there is no problem, and the mayor is the same for the village chief. required.

Is there a famine?The lord closes the castle gates.There is a plague?The lord closes the castle gates.There are robbers?Anyway, the robbers don't have the ability to break into the castle, so they don't even have to close the gate.

The mayor was killed, and more people were willing to buy a mayor position with money.

The mayor of the town directly under their unnamed village is the mayor who was bought with money many years ago. This mayor is actually not bad, anyway, he is not as greedy as the village chief, Old Cowley.The guards of the town are the same as the mayor. Everyone gets drunk every day, and occasionally takes advantage of some women. When it is time to go to the market, they take some goods for nothing.

This kind of town guard, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were unable to enter, and had no intention of entering.Until last year... First, the captain of the lord's guard was replaced, and then the top directly sent two captains to the town guard.The mayor was not happy at first, but within two days, the mayor's caravan encountered a monster near the town, and he immediately raised his hands and feet to welcome the new chief and deputy captain!

The chief and deputy captains didn't dismiss all the original town guards, but those who couldn't keep restraint and training had already left automatically, and the rest were those who were willing to obey orders to change.Then, this year, the town guard publicly selected newcomers.

Duan Shaobo is too young and not tall enough, no way.Gu Cijiu...he is tall enough, but he is too young, but his archery skills have successfully conquered the conquest captain, making him join the town guard.

The aggressive old Cowley wilted at once, indeed he was king in the village, but outside the village he was no fart.He even showed some fear of Gu Cijiu, because the town guards are the people who come to the village to collect taxes every year. Every year when those people come, they will scrape off a layer of his skin, and even his family members will be beaten.

"It turned out to be Master Morrill." Old Cowley's face was full of smiles, "The town guard is a place that only heroes can enter. Master Morrill, you joined the town guard at such a young age. It must not be long. , you can enter the lord's guard!"

Feng Shui took turns, Master Cowley was going to call someone else Master now, and some of the surrounding villagers couldn't help but chuckled.

Gu Cijiu didn't care about this, he nodded, then turned and continued walking towards home, but stopped halfway and smiled.

Duan Shaobo is walking towards him with a particularly ugly gray donkey - Gu Cijiu is older and older, and has the status of a town guard. Naturally, he is going to deal with old Cowley, Duan Shaobo Bo Ze went home to move things.Both of them are regular people. They have prepared to move out a few days in advance. What should be cleaned up, what should be destroyed, and what should be given away have all been done, so today Duan Shaobo is alone. It doesn't take much effort.

"Nick back?"

"Well, after helping me, I was quite disappointed and went back."

"...I have a hunch that it won't be long before we have to fight with monsters."

"Two years..."

Nick is a young man with a dream of being a hero. They can still take him hunting and teach him every day in the village, so that he has no time to dream. But after they leave, maybe Nick will have to dream about them fighting against monsters every day?Fortunately, this kid has been convinced of the abilities of the two of them in the past five years, so he won't belch about them all the time...

"It's better to have a world with many lucky children. In this kind of world with only one lucky child, whatever you want to come true, blue thin shiitake mushrooms, I want my junior brother to hug and hold you high~" Gu Cijiu said, He fell on Gu Cijiu.

"Recently, you've been thinking about kissing, hugging and holding up too often, are you restless in adolescence?" Duan Shaobo laughed while avoiding him. →_→But it’s not so sincere to hide.

That gray donkey has a face =. = looked at its two owners, and let them squeeze back and forth, the gray donkey was still walking firmly and moving forward at a constant speed.

Gu Cijiu finally hugged Duan Shaobo. He wanted to let go of Duan Shaobo's hair, but suddenly felt someone watching them.

"It's Nick..." Duan Shaobo whispered in his ear.Gu Cijiu happened to be invisible with the back side, but he was able to find the young man who he thought was well hidden.

"Oh~" Gu Cijiu also blew in Duan Shaobo's ear, put his arms around his waist, and kissed his lips. He also deliberately turned his direction so that Nick could clearly see the two of them. time action.

"Clatter!" The bush swayed violently, and Nick ran away in fright!

"Obviously the men and women in the village are very generous, why is this little guy so innocent?" There are no serious laws in this world, and there are often men and women in the village doing some indescribable things directly behind the straw stacks, Some naughty children will splash these men and women with water.

"Perhaps you have been with us for too long? Besides, they are both men and women, and we are men and women." Although Duan Shaobo explained from Nick's standpoint, he who has always been gentle, can now See the meaning of schadenfreude from the expression.

In the original plot, the combination of the guide and the sentinel is a man and a woman. The author obviously chose such a setting of pure love butter text, but he is addicted to BG and cannot extricate himself. It's no wonder that his son, the son of luck, is not in chaos.

But after all, he didn't write that there is only BG in this world, emmm... From this point of view, the author actually wants to sell rot.

Anyway, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo's afterthoughts on the original plot are that Nick is obviously a gay guy, but he has to run to find a girl to marry... He is not a scumbag, he seems more like he didn't turn the corner. Wake up to my sister and my best friend, which is true love and which is friendship.

So, they help Nick come to his senses.The previous hosts did not start from this aspect, but a person either talks in circles or finds some outsiders as examples. For a person like Nick, it is really not convincing.

Nick had sneaked over to see them off, especially since they were gone, and even gave him and Aunt Mary an oversized smoked venison leg!Over the years, he and Aunt Mary have been taken care of enough—at first, Aunt Mary bought some salt and daily necessities for them, but his two little friends are too strong!They can already make pottery by themselves!Also be able to extract salt yourself from some salt rocks that deer licked!You can even make candy!

_(:з」∠)_In addition to not being able to weave, these two guys are terrible. Later, they stuffed things in reverse, and occasionally asked Aunt Mary to sell them in the town, so it was actually the two of them who suffered. .

As a result, he saw such an exciting scene.