Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

A man and a woman can look like that, a man and a man... that kind of kiss is definitely not brotherhood!So why do they do it?

Nick ran a long way, panting from exhaustion, only to find that the smoked deer leg was still held tightly by him, and he blushed immediately.Although I was frightened just now, this thing should be returned.And what is he running?We are all good friends, can't we just ask directly?

So Nick ran back holding the deer leg. Fortunately, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo knew the temperament of this little friend, so they walked slowly on purpose, otherwise Nick might have to chase him all the way to the town.

"Morrill! Simon!" Even so, when Nick chased them both, he was sweating and out of breath.

"Nick, this is for you and Aunt Mary. You are running around holding it. Is this a physical exercise?"

"No, no...it's too expensive...we can't accept it..." Nick gasped and said intermittently.

"We can accept the venison leg, but you have to take this back." Duan Shaobo brought out a small package, which contained salt, sugar, and a few pieces of bacon, which was much smaller in size, in terms of value , comparable.

Nick heard the sound of jars colliding in the package, and immediately knew what it was. He looked at his good friends helplessly, and decided to temporarily change the subject: "That... Actually, I came here once before, and I saw you two, Uh... kiss?"

"..."

Nick, who waited for a long time without waiting for an answer, asked, "Then?"

"What's next? We're going to be partners in the future, isn't that a matter of course." Gu Cijiu turned to look at Duan Shaobo, "Do you think so, dear?"

Duan Shaobo also looked at Gu Cijiu, and tiptoed to kiss Gu Cijiu's lips.

(⊙口⊙;) Nick is scared to death...

He was either disgusted, or...unbelievable, surprised, and incomprehensible. He stared at the two good friends with wide eyes, and suddenly put the smoked deer leg on the ground, turned around and ran away.

Although he couldn't get him to take the things, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo didn't chase him. Anyway, the days are still long.

(*^▽^*) Moreover, if this kid is so troubled about their relationship with the man and the man, then he will not dream of being a hero, and they can still live a peaceful life away from monsters. Everyone is happy~

Nick ran all the way home, and smelled the delicious aroma of raspberry pie as soon as he entered the door. Sure enough, Aunt Mary was taking the raspberry pie out of the oven. In other words, it was actually taught to Aunt Mary by Morrill. Before Aunt Mary could only make soup and porridge, pea soup, potato soup, mushroom soup, barley porridge, oatmeal porridge, messy porridge.

"The pie is still hot, come and eat it." Mary greeted her nephew happily.

Nick sat in front of the delicious raspberry pie but couldn't choose: "Auntie..."

"What's the matter? Are you unhappy that your little friend left? It doesn't matter. When you are 15 years old, you can also try the selection of the town guard? Or if you insist...you can also be 14 years old? Not now, now You are really too young."

"Aunt, it's not about this... I, that... I saw Simon and Morrill, they were... in..."

"Oh love?"

"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough!" The pure boy Nick almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Seeing the embarrassment of the nephew raised by her son, Mary also smiled. Although she was not awakened, she was raised by sentinels after all. Sentinels are sentries. This identity even covers their gender attributes. People seem conservative, but they are actually very open about sex, let alone sentinels?

"Did anyone get hurt? Scared you so much? But are they going to town today? On the way..."

"No no no! Cough cough! Aunt, they didn't!" Seeing his aunt talking more and more (kai) points (xin), Nick quickly stopped, "I didn't see them either...well, I just saw them kissing. Two, two men kiss, isn't this something that can only be done by men and women?"

"My little cutie~ Who stipulates that only men and women can do it? Men and men, women and women, can enjoy this kind of fun together. Have you blessed them? By the way, I forgot, you were scared Bad, of course there is no blessing, my nephew, you are such a fool."

"Really, really?" Nick was still in shock, "So...so can men have children?"

"..." Mary stared at her nephew for a moment, then burst out laughing, "On the tower! Hahahahaha! Little fool! Do you think sex is just for procreation? Think about what I just told you Yes, happiness! Do you understand happiness?! Some people use these happiness in bad places, but Simon and Morrill must be a pair of little pigeons who love each other deeply. They pursue this kind of love because of love happiness, and love each other more because of that happiness."

(O port O)

"My silly nephew, well, I can't be too harsh on you, after all, you are still young, by the way, is your hair all grown?"

"Auntie!" Nick yelled, and Mary continued to laugh and leave. Nick bent down and knocked his smoking hot head on the dining table.

Love... In his 12 years of life, he had never thought about this kind of thing at all.What he wants is to become a sentinel and fight against monsters!He met a lot of friends and took risks together... Morrill and Simon must be his good friends too.They can even form an extermination team with Morrill as the captain. After all, Morrill is too strong, he seems to know everything, and he can cook super delicious food!Nick figured that guy would have been a Sentry even if he hadn't awakened as a Sentry himself.

There must be a guide in the team, it doesn't matter men, women, old or young, anyway, the sentries are fighting in front, so he can kill those ghosts behind.

the person I like?spouse?companion?That's so far away...

But goose!That night, kid Nick...cough cough!When I opened my eyes, I thought I was wetting the bed, but the smell was not right, and I dared not tell my aunt.Sneakily took out the quilt to wash_(:з」∠)_ but let my aunt find out.

The aunt didn't smile, she patted the boy's head: "You didn't wet the bed, when you grow up, boys have to have this kind of experience."

Nick, who wanted to bury his head in the ground, raised his head slightly: "Really?"

"Yes, Nick." Mary had seen how the family gave puberty education to boys and girls. She pulled Nick to sit aside and conducted a serious physical education.There was no cover-up, no teasing, no ambiguity, and not only told him about men and women, but also about men and women.

Nick was dumbfounded at the beginning, but later on he was full of shit!

After speaking, Mary asked Nick to continue washing his sheets, →_→It's good to be self-supporting.

While Nick was washing, his face turned green and pale. He thought it was too scary for an adult to do such a thing!Especially the two men, it turned out to be... like that!Was it the same with Morrill and Simon?who of who?no no no!Can't think about it anymore!terrible!terrible!

But the more I told myself that I didn't want to, the more those things filled my mind.Even if I make myself so busy every day that I can't move a finger, those things are still in my mind.

Mary also saw that something was wrong with Nick, so she simply found a free day and took him to the town.Usually when going to the town, Nick would be so happy that he would jump on the spot, because there was an old bard in the tavern in the town, and he would sing some heroic poems, all about those sentinels. love to listen.

But this time, he looked awkward, and even asked Mary: "Auntie, can I not go? I think there are still many things to do at home."

"No, I have to buy a lot of things, and I can't move them back alone. Besides, don't you want to see how your good friends are doing now? (￢_￢) What's the matter with your expression now? A face It's like the sky is falling, has your friendship collapsed in less than a month?" Mary looked at Nick with a disgusted face.

"No, aunt, I just... don't know how to face them yet..." When he thought of them, it was not the three of them playing together in the past, but the two little friends who followed what the aunt said. scene.

"You will know how to face them when you see them." Mary said authoritarianly, and it was a final decision, and Nick's objection was invalid!

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo went to the town, Gu Cijiu followed the training in the town guard, Duan Shaobo... set up a small stall on the side of the square of the town, selling sauces.

_(:з」∠)_Actually, I wanted to sell stewed meat. After all, when stewed soup is boiled, it will have a fragrance, and many vegetarian food can also be stewed in stewed meat. The crowd is also wider. Duan Shaobo just put Just scoop out the lo mei and cut everything, but!To quote a systemic saying, "The culinary skills of the younger brother are the same as the handicrafts of the host! Both are sad stories!"

He must have some invisible debuff on him!It's just to take care of the stewed soup. Either the pot will burn, or the pot will boil, or the stewed meat put in it will disperse strangely, or stick to the bottom of the pot, in short, it will not work.

That's why it was changed to pickles. If it's pickles, it may be difficult for people here to accept pickles, so they can only buy all kinds of sauced meat.It must also be cut by Gu Cijiu in advance, Duan Shaobo is whoever buys it, he just takes it out according to the quantity.

It was a loss at the beginning, because no one came to buy it, but after the rest of the town guard ate it, the situation finally opened up, and the income is not bad these days.Gu Cijiu is still young now, and the captains and deputy captains take care of him and prevent him from patrolling at night, so after finishing his daytime work every day, he can come and clean up the booth with Duan Shaobo, and then go home.

"Today, we confirmed our previous guess." The gray donkey was pulling the stall cart, and Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo also walked aside as usual, talking in whispers.

"Which guess...Shan En?" They guessed a lot, and Duan Shaobo didn't react for a while.

"Well, the lord's guard he took over the year before last."

Shane is 15 years older than Nick. Nick is 26 this year, and Shane is 24 this year. He was 15 years old the year before last. He started to follow Earl Lessinger on the battlefield when he was [-] years old. He started to lead troops independently when he was [-] or [-] years old. , these years, Earl Lessinger received the king's conscript or other lords' request for help, and it was he who took the people there.

People in this world also get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. It is rumored that his previous fiancée suddenly awakened and became a sentinel and revoked the engagement.Shan En was too sad, and he no longer wanted to have emotional involvement with anyone.The fact is that he was awakened as a guide, and his spiritual partner was destroyed by the count and his wife. This behavior caused serious sequelae.

——The Earl of Lessinger and his wife will of course beautify the reason for doing this. They told him that it is to make him the legal heir of the Earl of Lessinger...

He had severe headaches and sometimes had convulsions and fainted.He can bear it, but there will inevitably be times when he can't help it. Once married, a close person like his wife will definitely find out that something is wrong with him. The best choice is of course to let him not get married.

This unlucky prince who has been deceived for most of his life has absolutely impeccable personal talents.The chief and deputy captains of the town guard are his loyal supporters. When they first came, these two were sullen every day, but now they are getting familiar with each other. In the past two days, they have even started to let themselves go. .

This world adopts a western-style knighthood system, and the earl's son is basically born with the title of viscount, not to mention Shane is the eldest son.

It is precisely because of his many reforms that the strong and brave civilians at the bottom can enter the guard.A few years later, when it was attacked by a group of monsters, the earldom could win the final victory.

Gu Cijiu told Duan Shaobo what he heard today, and Duan Shaobo couldn't help sighing after hearing it: "This is not only a handsome talent, but also has excellent administrative skills, I am looking forward to meeting him .”

"..." Gu Cijiu looked at Duan Shaobo, still looked at Duan Shaobo, still looked at Duan Shaobo!

Duan Shaobo showed a kind smile: "Senior brother, is there something dirty on my face?"

Gu Cijiu put his arm around his neck: "It was on purpose, right?"

"Brother, your vinegar is too strong~" Duan Shaobo tugged on Gu Cijiu's arm and laughed.

The two returned home so happily. Their home was shared with others. It was a small two-story building. After cutting it apart, it was rented out to five families including the two of them. The kitchen was shared, and the bathroom was shared. ...

It is very normal to defecate directly on oneself these days. People who are a little more particular will take a basin. The other four families in the small building they rented are all people who are more particular.I would also like to thank the original owner of the small building for pursuing fashion. The window sills of the small building are all large window sills. What is the relationship between large window sills and toilets?

→_→ Dig a hole on the window sill, that hole is now the most advanced toilet.

So, don't walk under other people's windows, people will pour "water" directly from the window, and what's more, freshly made water will fall from the hole in the window sill...

If it is said that the reason why the lady holds the small parasol is partly because of this, the bigger reason is for the sunshade.That man's wide-brimmed top hat was completely developed for this reason.

A lot of flowers were planted under the window sill of the second-story building, and now these flowers are growing very lush.

But even so, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo still have to do 2 minutes of mental construction every time they return home.Every day they miss their hut in the village, a space for the two of them, in complete autonomy.

The two of them took a deep breath... They didn't dare to take a deep breath, so they took a shallow breath. It's better to deal with the things in the stall before entering the house.

What they rented was an attic, the space was not big, and there was a leak in the place, but they could isolate them from other people to the greatest extent. They planted flowers and plants to avoid insects, often smoked the room with wormwood, and placed many mouse traps Trap, but the trouble is...the fleas and mice are still not missing.

"Fleas again?" Duan Shaobo just climbed into the attic with his back on his back when he saw Gu Cijiu hanging a hammock.

"Yes." They would hang the sheets out to dry every day when they left, but the mattresses were not clean for three days. Drilling in and out, not to mention the homes of civilians.

"Why don't we just sleep in hammocks all the time?"

"It's not good for the body, or we'll just sleep on the bed all the time? That's good for the spine."

"No! I refuse! My back hurts too much!"

"...(￢_￢)"

"Brother, what kind of eyes are you looking at?"

"It's a very normal look (*^▽^*) Junior Brother, we are only so old now, and we haven't reached the point where your back hurts yet."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This kind of big brother really wants to play SHI! But...

"Little brother, are you angry?" Gu Cijiu leaned over and poked Duan Shaobo's cheek with his fingers, "Don't be angry, come, let me kiss~(^3^)kiss~ Bah! Bah!" Gu Cijiu, who closed his eyes and pursed his lips, kissed him on the rag.

Looking at the elder brother who was sticking out his tongue frantically, Duan Shaobo exhaled comfortably, and went to brush his teeth bouncingly.

The next day, Gu Cijiu helped Duan Shaobo set up a stall in the square as usual, and the two of them had breakfast at the stall, and it happened to be time to go to the town guard.

Except for those who are on duty and those who were on night shift the night before, everyone else in the town guard must gather in the morning, run around the town, and then train on the training ground until noon.The townspeople were allowed to watch this process. Gu Cijiu saw Nick by accident today.

Last time, I frightened this little guy. I thought he would have to shrink for a few days.

It was not allowed to talk to other people during the training, so Gu Cijiu could not go to see Nick until the noon break. At this time, he also knew the reason why Nick would come—Aunt Mary also came.

"Morrill! You are amazing!" Although Nick stood under the sun all morning, Nick didn't seem to feel bored or impatient at all. Excitement was written on his hair.

"Didn't we agree? You can come in two years." Gu Cijiu smiled and punched Nick.

"I'll definitely come!" Nick thumped back.

But Gu Cijiu paid more attention to Mary. She did not train Nick with the training method of the sentinel family. Explosive power entered the town guard.

But Mary is smiling now, with a look of relief on her face. At least on the surface, she supports Nick to join the town guard.Forget it, why didn't she train Nick, it didn't have much to do with what they were going to do.

"It's noon, let's go find Simon and treat you and aunt to dinner!"

"No need, we're going back." Mary refused with a smile, and Nick was a little sluggish when she heard that she was leaving, but she didn't refuse.

"This is the hottest time, Aunt Mary, don't go until the sun is not so big."

"No, it's because Nick met you too much today, and I have to buy some things before I bring him here. There are still many things I haven't done at home."

Having said so much, Gu Cijiu could no longer persuade him, so he could only send Nick and Mary to the gate of the town and watch them walk back to the village.

Similar things happen every month after that.Six months later, Aunt Mary began to go home by herself, letting Nick stay at their house overnight, and then go back by herself the next day.A year later, Nick could come and go by himself every month.During this process, he also got used to watching two friends getting intimate in various ways...

"Hey! Hey! I didn't mean to disturb, but, can I ask you to pay attention a little bit?" Nick turned his face sideways, covered his eyes with one hand, and pointed at the two people who made a chair with the other accusingly. ——It seems that I can’t adapt to any situation~

Gu Cijiu sat down, Duan Shaobo sat on his lap, Gu Cijiu put his arms around Duan Shaobo, and Duan Shaobo's arms wrapped around Gu Cijiu's neck.In the past year and a half, both Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo have been growing taller rapidly, especially Duan Shaobo, whose growth rate is a little faster than Gu Cijiu's. Both of them are in good shape, and there is a thin layer on their arms. The two of them sitting together would make some girls and boys scream at the top of their lungs.

But... still beyond the acceptance limit of Nick, the "straight man of steel".

"No." X2

Nick failed completely for the Nth time... He sat across from the two of them, tilted his head for a glance, then tilted his head back again, and then stared at a pot of small flowers in the corner and began to be dazed. He had no parents, only an aunt, but he knew Get along with other couples.In the middle of the night, men beat women up and screamed, and in broad daylight, women held black bread or kitchen knives and chased men all over the village...

Even among young men and women, their interactions were full of screaming and loud and cursing.

Although Nick was already a real man according to what his aunt said after washing the quilt that time.But he really didn't think that being able to do that kind of thing is something to be proud of, it's a proof of a man, he even had some resistance to getting along with men and women, until he saw two little friends get along again and again, suddenly, curiosity replaced Feeling ashamed, Nick turned his head... No, let's keep turning, they have already kissed!

"Ahem! Morrill, Simon, is the relationship between men and men really different from the relationship between men and women?"