Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

In addition to croquettes, Josiah's shop also offers a variety of soup noodles, pancakes and steamed buns.

The dining standard in the Yundao area is also Western style. High-end restaurants follow the pattern of appetizer→soup→salad→main course→dessert. There is no way to eat in Josiah snack bar, let alone soup noodles. One plant will solve all heresies.Josiah is only for the middle and lower classes, and he intentionally does not touch the area of ​​high-end restaurants.

Now, another year later, Josiah has opened four locations on Stephanie Island and is preparing to expand to other more peaceful islands.But at the same time, it also attracted the attention of other wealthy businessmen on the island.

When Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo turned their eyes back to him, he had already dealt with several waves of open and dark arrows.

"Ah!" Josiah touched the back of his neck with his hands. He felt a sudden chill just now. He saw someone wearing that kind of thick cloak with a large lapel on the street that day. Perhaps he should also buy one.

"Are you uncomfortable?" The petite blond girl asked worriedly. This is the cute loli with a strong family background.

After careful consideration, Josiah decided to date Lori.On the one hand, Lori's father is a shipping tycoon on Stephanie Island, and her family has no conflict of interest with him, but they both benefit from cooperation.On the other hand... that strong woman's aura is too similar to Hans. Although he couldn't help but think that way when he looked at Lolita, Shui was weaker than the strong woman after all.

"It's okay, it's just that there was a sudden cold wind blowing just now, I'm very strong."

Meng Loli laughed crisply: "Strong? I can't see it. Believe it or not, I'm much stronger than you!"

"..." This cute loli is indeed a strong loli, but Josiah couldn't help but think in another strong direction.Josiah, who was sneezing from the cold just now, began to sweat again. He loosened the top button, "Cough! Lucy, your hair accessories are so beautiful today."

"Then my hair accessories didn't look good yesterday?"

"Pretty, but not as good-looking as today."

"But I also had this set of hair accessories yesterday."

"Really? That must be because in my eyes, you are more beautiful every day than the day before."

"Hehehehe~~" Lucy blushed and laughed happily. Like a bird, she ran two steps forward and circled in the air, and the tutu skirt floated away with her movements. Wake up, she is really a beautiful girl like a flower.

So, the one that is so cute must be... Blue... Aluminum Kid Paper!

Lucy, who ran back, ran back again, and plunged headlong into Josiah's arms: "!!!" Josiah covered her chest and let out a groan. The vigorous loli screamed for nothing, even if she obviously withdrew her strength, Josiah Ya still has a broken sternum.

"Josiah, do you really love me?"

"Of course." Swallowing a mouthful of suffocated old blood, Josiah nodded seriously.

Lucy looked at him, her face was rosy with happiness, she hugged Josiah's arm, and pressed her whole body against Josiah's body: "I love you too, so I'm going to tell my biggest secret today You. Can you... feel my secret?"

"..." (╥﹏╥) Josiah wanted to ask Lucy if her secret was flat breasts. He didn't care about flat breasts, he really didn't care!How good is a flat chest, save more fabric.But... Josiah couldn't lie to himself, he clearly felt the existence of another unspeakable, plus-sized person, "You...you are a man..."

"Yes, you know my mother died strangely, and my grandfather let me grow up as a girl in order to protect me. But it's okay, I like girls' clothes, gorgeous and soft. And I also met you , I got the unswerving love, I am very satisfied."

Can you stop being so moved?I just want to explode in place!

At this time, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, who looked at Josiah, were laughing wildly——

Duan Shaobo: "Hahahaha! Senior brother, this..."

Gu Cijiu: "Hahahahahaha! I have nothing to do with the rain! Junior brother, this is entirely due to your ability!"

System 【o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ Hahahahahahahaha! 】

Who is to blame?I can only blame him for having a psychological shadow and always being suspicious. The son of luck is indeed a blessing~~ The two people who wanted to reach out and beat Josiah were relented, so let's wait (kan) and wait (xi) .

Josiah's will is also strong enough. Although he was already irritated to the wind, he insisted on having a perfect date with Lucy. The two went out of the city to ride horses to the Emerald Lake, a holy place for dating outside the city. in a circle.Although it is winter, the frozen emerald lake is just right for people to skate and play.

In the end, the gentleman sent Lucy home, but Josiah, who had just returned to her home, immediately found a place to squat down.

Stomach pain QAQ, it hurts too much!It hurts so much that I want to cry!

Why do all the girls he meets have big carvings? !He felt the malice of this world... and let no one live! ?

But what to do?He is so close to Lucy, if he refuses, he will definitely offend Lucy's grandfather.Are you going to grit your teeth and accept it?After all, from the outside, Lucy is indeed pretty and lovely, even if the lights are turned on at night.No!no the same!I can't go down like this!

More importantly, Lucy has the tools to commit crimes.What if the two are together, and Lucy doesn't want that, but wants that, what will he do?Lucy is a powerful loli, and the best swords are bent and played in her and his hands like toys.

Thinking wildly late at night, Josiah forced himself to go to bed.As a result, what he had that night was an indescribably terrible nightmare, but he was still in a deep sleep. It was not until the morning that he woke up from the dream with a scream.The first thing he did when he woke up was to cover his ass with the back of his hands.

After finally waking up and making sure that he was fine, all the strength in his body was gone, Josiah fell back on the bed, and shivered after exhaling.It turned out that his sheets, quilt, and pillow were soaked with sweat, and Josiah felt dizzy.

This is not good, if it goes on like this, you will get sick.Feeling weak, Josiah called a servant to change his clothes, and drank two more cups of hot ginger syrup.

"Ah Choo!" The nose was still stuffy, and his head was still a little dazed, Josiah was helplessly sure that he had caught a cold.

This way, he didn't want to go to the store. After all, it was a catering business. Although other stores didn't care, he didn't want customers to see sick staff in the store, including himself.

As a result, this afternoon, another strong woman, Frona, came.

"It seems that you chose Lucy." The girl said melancholy as soon as she came in.

"Yes." Josiah nodded. He would find a way to break up with Lucy in the future, but right now he doesn't have the energy to associate with anyone other than Lucy.Josiah knew that his own shadow really existed. He was sitting opposite Frona, but the image of Frona suddenly stepping on the table and then lifting her skirt... kept appearing in his mind.

To be honest, if he had known that girls in this world...beautiful blue children have this problem, he might as well have agreed to Hans.In any case, he had the most sincere relationship with Hans, Hans was very gentle, and Hans was able to draw a bond between him and the two big men.

"Because of what? Because he can satisfy you more?"

Josiah, who was top-heavy and cranky, almost nodded: "W-what?!"

"You already know that? He's a man, a man through and through! He's like a pretty little girl now, just because he's young, but in a few years, he'll start to grow, and his shoulders and chest will get bigger , the waist has become thicker! He will also grow chest hair and leg hair! By the way, more importantly, his face will definitely not be what it is now! He will become angular and grow a beard Scum!"

Following Frona's description, Josiah, who inevitably had a King Kong Barbie picture in her mind, was numb all over her body!

"I'm different!" Frona changed her voice, stepped on the table suddenly, and lifted up her skirt, "I am born with the beauty of women and the source of happiness of men, Josiah, choose me Most correct!"

Josiah is no longer numb now, he is completely frozen with the expression of being struck by lightning!

"Frona! You shameless woman!" There was a soft and tender shout from the door, it was Lucy who came here!

So, a mature Yujie and a well-behaved lolita fought at Josiah's house.Josiah, who had been sitting still until he turned the surrounding upside down, caught the attention of both of them—Josiah had a high fever and fell into a coma.

Owning the entire space and being able to perceive any movement in the space, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, who saw it from the beginning, were already laughing into a ball.

I have seen all kinds of Sons of Destiny, but this Son of Destiny has the most unique style of painting.

Two days later, Josiah, who finally woke up from the coma, activated the Brickhead Boy soldiers as soon as he opened his eyes.

He thought that the little soldier would take him to the castle, but the moment the little soldier appeared, the space of the bed he was in was cut off from the surroundings. Flora and Lucy anxiously called his name and walked around I ran around on the bed, but I just couldn't see him.

Josiah breathed a sigh of relief, only one was okay, barely manageable, and two... were horrible.In particular, his high fever in the past two days is not completely unconscious. He can vaguely feel that someone is wiping his sweat, but that kind of action is not just wiping sweat...

Of course what a girl says won't do anything to a patient, but a man... Josiah himself wouldn't do that, but he knew that some men would do that.Especially lying there unable to move is my sweetheart who is competing with others - regardless of three seven 21, first get the sweetheart, let the competitors retreat, and then it is the matter of myself and the sweetheart.

Josiah was afraid, and he also had doubts about what he thought before, that he could deal with Lucy and Frona.For the sake of my own chrysanthemum, even if I am embarrassed, I should run away.

The phantom of the elf holding the little green-skinned monster appeared in front of Josiah: "What's the matter? My guest."

Josiah smiled wryly: "Some bad accidents happened to me here, so... I don't know if I can change a place?"

"Of course. So the guest wants to come back now?"

"Hey... please wait a moment, let me write a letter." Two years, the business that has been built without sleep, is going to be thrown here, especially when he was doing food stalls in the early days, in the summer, his hands and There were big and small burns on my arms, prickly heat on my chest and back because of the heat, it was a day like hell... But now, all of these have to be discarded.

He divided the store into two and left it to two girls who were not girls. It wasn't that he still had feelings for them, but that the guys in the store had to give them a fate, and they couldn't just leave.His chefs are all bought slaves, I hope they can carry forward their culinary skills.

At the end of the letter, Josiah didn't know what she was thinking, and wrote "Actually, I think you two are quite a match".But he also really thinks so, these two should make up the CP by themselves, don't harm Han Zhi.

Lucy and Frona watched Josiah and his bed disappear in front of their eyes. Only wizards can possess this extraordinary power.No matter how rich they are, they are just rich people on Stephanie Island. The two of them are very aware of their weight, and they don't even dare to show their dissatisfaction.

The two of them were kneeling side by side at first, but suddenly, there was an extra bed between them, which was the same bed just now, but there was no one on the bed, and there was only a letter on the pillow. .

The two jumped up, one left and one right, and grabbed the letter at the same time. After grabbing it, neither of them let go, and tore the letter in half!Each held half of the letter, and the two of them looked at me and I looked at you, with extremely fierce eyes, but in the end, because the letter was related to Josiah's whereabouts, the two got together and put their half together. The letter matches the other half...

They are already leaving, and they are sure that they will not come back. Josiah is not a sloppy person. He clearly expressed his love for the two people in the past because of their beauty and background.Now that the gender of the two is exposed, the beauty is equal to zero, and the attitude of the two of them towards him makes him feel panic. No matter how attractive their life experience is, he really cannot accept spending a lifetime with a man, so please invite the two of them Personally forgive him for leaving without saying goodbye.

"Bitch!"

"fraud!"

Lucy and Frona roared at the same time, and at this time they also saw the last sentence of the letter, saying that the two of them are actually quite compatible...

At the same time, they put down the hand holding half of the letter, Lucy and Frona first looked out at the same time, and then looked at each other at the same time.

"Mrs. Lisa's clothing store, I heard that a new style will be released today." Flora first said tentatively.

"Hehe, you bought the peach-colored flower hat last time, and I've never seen you wearing it before."

"You haven't worn that black mermaid skirt either!"

"Then what to do! I'm too short to fit!"

"But I just like it! Who's in the way of looking good?!"

The two were silent at the same time: "..."

"Actually, we can try."

"Well, I think I can try it too..."

Maybe it's also a very pleasant thing to see someone you like wearing clothes you like, but don't fit?And you can hold hands with the people you like and go shopping happily.Although men can too, how is it possible for a man to understand a woman better than a woman(??)?Those men are just big pig's hooves for show.

"Let's go!" Holding hands, the two "sister papers" really went shopping.

Compared with the happy "sisters", Josiah was sadder. He returned to the castle and was seriously ill for a month. In the middle, his condition almost deteriorated into pneumonia. Later, the wood elf's pharmacist cured him.

——Wizards will not get sick. The medical level of ordinary people in this world is very low. The highest level is wood elves, but they can only use a few kinds of plant medicines, which cannot be compared with traditional Chinese medicine.

But this patient is gone, and he just doesn't have a fever or a cough.Josiah lost a third of his weight, his face was yellow and muscular, his cheeks were sunken, and he swayed when he walked. More importantly, his whole body was broken.

There was nothing wrong with that illness, what was worse was his heart disease.

Josiah thinks that he is the kind of person who starts a career first and then starts a family. "In reality, when choosing a spouse, meeting a woman can save him 20 years of struggle. If the other woman is his true love, he must choose less struggle.— —by the original plot"

The book explains that this is not a scumbag, the scumbag is the kind who chooses to struggle less and still flirts with true love.The book also explains that when most men face their girlfriends, of course they will say that they choose true love, but when they meet them, they will say that the one who struggles less is the true love, and the bad girlfriend is just a moment of confusion.The author believes that a person like him who writes out reality is a true and sincere person.

In short, Josiah believes that women are just a side dish in a big meal, the icing on the side of the cake, a funny little joke in a classic movie, it’s better to have it, and it doesn’t have much impact without it.But now he knew that he was very wrong.

Now, as long as Josiah sees a woman, he will consciously add a "piece" to the other party, turning her into him.What would happen without a woman?He had no women in his life before, but what didn't matter before suddenly became extremely important now.

——This is also a man's habit. Whether you can use meat or not is different from whether you can use it.

When he first came to the castle, Josiah was a little happy and excited because he was finally saved, but as time passed, looking at Hans who took care of him, Josiah became depressed day by day...

If all the women in this world are not women, they will just be monks for a lifetime!But why, all of a sudden, I feel that everything is boring?

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were very happy eating melons, but the system was in a hurry [QAQ host, junior brother, because the son of luck is too mournful, the world will be destroyed sooner!Let's save the world! 】

Not only is the invisible way of heaven leaning toward destruction, but more and more visions are indeed happening in the world.

All life, whether intelligent or non-command, has seen a sudden increase in the proportion of intersex babies being born in recent times.

This is all caused by the wish of the child of luck. No matter how it goes on, there will be no distinction between male and female in this world, only intersex people.

On this day, Josiah was brought into the garden by Hans. Before, he would have asked what was going on, but now he just followed behind Hans with a numb face.When Hans politely asked him to sit on the wicker chair, he even shivered a bit.This person's psychological shadow area is definitely large enough to cover his whole body.

"Little guy, your condition doesn't look very good recently, what's on your mind?" Not long ago, elves and... fallen angels?

As numb as Josiah, he also froze for a moment when he saw the figure with a pair of black wings behind the elf.

The fallen angel smiled, fluttered its wings, and its body began to disintegrate, leaving only a little green-skinned monster in the end.The little monster stretched out his hands to the elf, and the elf smiled and hugged him in his arms.

Josiah looked at them, and suddenly one couldn't hold back, and tears flowed out.

Gu Cijiu & Duan Shaobo: "..."

Josiah was also embarrassed, and hurriedly raised his arm to wipe his eyes, but after wiping for a long time, the tears flowed more and more. This was the case, so he simply broke the jar and said, "I, I just envy you. Although your views on love It's a bit special, but whoever you like is whoever you like, it's definitely true. Unlike me... I like girls, but girls suddenly aren't girls anymore...I...I really feel uncomfortable..."

Duan Shaobo felt that he was really pitiful, and comforted him in a warm voice: "Then do you love the other party? If you love, then you love the other party's heart, right? If so, the other party's appearance is not the same as what you think Different, do you really need such a big reaction?"

"How can I not be big! I am a straight man! The person I am looking for is a woman! He is not even a woman, which means that the relationship between me and him has been broken from the root! This is cheating! And what’s inside… Couples still need physical contact at the end. The bodies are not in tune, and the relationship is nonsense! I can’t even be hard on them! Do you want them to anal me?! "

The broken can was really out of control. Josiah was in awe of these two people at first, but now these words are not polite at all.

"So your current situation is because of being cheated on your feelings?" Gu Cijiu asked.

"It's also because..." Because he has a psychological shadow, he probably can't do it to other women. He watched other maids in the castle and tried it these days. He closed his eyes and fantasized about his favorite actress in his previous life.But all failed, no matter how sure the other party is a real girl, his fantasy car will always suddenly drift in the direction of the big guy in women's clothing.The situation became more and more serious every time. At first he was able to erect, but recently he was wilted even when he woke up in the morning.

But he can't say these words, if he does, his masculine dignity will be completely lost.