Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

"Because these things made me have too many nightmares!" Josiah still found a decent excuse, and this was indeed one of the reasons for his haggardness.

But the two "old" monsters sitting in front of him had already seen him through.The two of them didn't know that Josiah had something to hide. After Josiah came to the castle, the two of them thought that they didn't watch him carefully, so they stopped peeping at him. Who knew that this happened.I still have a little sympathy, but I think this guy deserves it better.

"Little guy, you are still very young. Although you are not extraordinary, your physical condition is better than that of human beings. You can survive more than 100 years. How long has your life passed now? A quarter? A fifth? Even less. Are you going to give up the rest of your life with the unsatisfactory things you encounter now?"

Josiah was taken aback, this is a very old-fashioned remark, but he really hadn't thought about it during this period of time.Indeed, he still has decades to live, so what if he withers? !Even withering can have a career!Zheng He can sail to the West!Sima Qian can still write "Historical Records"!

But the words of encouragement to himself were like needles piercing the heart-shaped balloon one after another. The balloon was punctured until it leaked and deflated.

Duan Shaobo took care of Gu Cijiu, he still has a solution, but Josiah, he belongs to the kind of intelligent rogue, rational scum, but he is still a rogue and scum.Therefore, Duan Shaobo likes to watch him have fun, and doesn't want to completely talk about this person's rise.

Gu Cijiu grabbed Duan Shaobo's clothes, MUAed Duan Shaobo at a place that Josiah couldn't see, then turned his head and squinted at Josiah, and asked, "Hey! So you are not going to leave yet?" ?”

"..." This is another question that he hasn't thought about during this period of time. He thinks that the two of them can probably accept him living as a rice bug. Self-esteem... As soon as you leave this castle, you will meet suitors who don't know whether they are male or female. It's better to stay. Even if those maids are interested in him, they won't do anything radical.Like Hans, I like him very much, but I always keep a distance.

(Hans: ... what the hell?! Since when did I like someone?! How come I don't know!)

But staying here as a rice bug is really too...

"Actually, when you meet a girl in the future, wouldn't it be good to ask her gender? Why bother?" Gu Cijiu said again.

It sounded right, and Josiah almost nodded: "But what if they lie to me? For example, because of special circumstances, a man disguised himself as a woman." Like Lucy.

"Then you find a man." Gu Cijiu spread his hands at him, "You can tell the gender just by looking at it."

"I'm not interested in men!"

"Then you can find a pretty man to wear a skirt."

"I'm not interested in men!!!!"

"Don't get excited, just listen to my analysis. The reason why you are so decadent now is that the main reason you can't accept it is that you liked a girl at the beginning, but he suddenly made a big change. Then you take the initiative to find a beautiful boy to wear it." Put on the skirt, first of all, you know his true gender. Secondly, you are not interested in offspring, right? What is the difference between a beautiful boy and a beautiful girl? Finally, you really know Lover's real gender so you don't get shocked."

Nowadays, most male authors write with a bit of corruption.The remaining straight male author who is firm and uncorrupted...that is not corrupt, it is called natural base.The original plot is more or less ambiguous with male heroes or male subordinates. Otherwise, the world has been restarted several times before, and Josiah would not have been more or less gay.

"..." Josiah was stunned for a while, but he still reacted firmly, "No! This is an essential problem! I'm not interested in women...no, men, I know it's a man, I There is no feeling."

"Do you have no feelings for men, or do you think men are harder to control than women?" Gu Cijiu asked him.

He and his junior brother have been watching since Dali Meng Loli revealed her true gender to Josiah. At first, José accepted Lucy, and judging from his performance, he was still willing to develop further.Josiah resented and refused because the two younger sisters... the beautiful blue boy paper fought in front of him, and they showed great aggression and uncontrollability.

But the performance of these two blue boys was probably influenced by Josiah's brain power.It's not that Josiah deliberately made up his mind, but that he has different positions for men and women in his mind.

Women, no matter how talented women are, but once they fall in love, their men are obedient, loyal, and emotional animals.

Men, regardless of how they are cultivated and educated, are also full of selfish desires and exclusive hearts, and they are powerful predatory animals.

He probably hadn't reacted to the cute girl at the beginning, but later Sister Yu also ran over, and the two beautiful blue girls began to fight, and he realized his fear after he realized it.

Josiah was stunned by the question, and lowered his head thoughtfully.

"In addition, you have to understand a problem. Not all beautiful women will fall in love with you and will die for you. Just like not all outstanding men will fall in love with you and imprison you. Even if they are neutral people , are not all infatuated, you really don't need to worry so much. Don't take yourself too seriously. "

With his head down, Josiah's limbs were visibly stiff, and he forced himself to maintain a normal tone to thank the two: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, and we don't want you to continue to disturb our two-person world. Think about it for yourself, and you've figured it out. You are welcome to come to us anytime." Gu Cijiu waved his hand, and asked Josiah to be sent down. .

After walking a few steps, Josiah raised his head, his face was already gray.

Back in the room, Josiah sat on the bed, clenched his hands tightly by his side, his arms began to tremble because of the clenched so tightly, he really wanted to destroy something!Would love to yell!

But now he is living under the fence, if he breaks something or makes too much noise, the maids will definitely come to ask, even if they don't say anything, he can't afford to be ashamed.What's more, if he beats the wall or the hard head of the bed, he will only be injured.

How aggrieved... I have been aggrieved since the first day I came to this world.I've tried so hard, why do I keep failing?

Josiah looked at his hands, the little green-skinned monster's words, "Don't take yourself too seriously." kept echoing in his ears, Josiah bit his lower lip tightly, waiting to let go. At that time, the bloody smell was already in his mouth.

If it wasn't for that accident, he would have succeeded long ago!If Lucy and Flora weren't perverted... He had already planned to make Lucy his wife and Flora his lover, and then he could integrate the power of the two families. He would become Stephanie's king, and then use his business power to spread Expansion, he will become the king of the Cloud Island area!

"Don't take yourself too seriously."

Even if Lucy and Flora are real women, is it true that they approach him, the owner of a snack bar, because of love?At first, the snack bar was just a small business for them, and it was still for the middle and lower classes.How did they run to eat one after another so coincidentally?

Lucy does not have the protection of her parents, although she is loved by her grandpa...it is precisely because of her grandpa's love that her life becomes more and more hostile and isolated.

Frona's father died young, and her mother was sick all the year round, so she had to bear the burden of the family. As a woman, she had a hard time walking along the way.

If they were real girls, it would be very dangerous to marry other big families in Stephanie Island, and they might lose not only their own property, but also their own lives.But marrying a small boss without a family is the most appropriate choice.

Josiah thought about himself. After the two girls "made friends" with him, the expansion of the snack bar was indeed smoother. When he ran into trouble a few times, he even used the two girls' families as a shield.Those people left out of fear, and he was proud of it at the time, but thinking about it now...

He also happily thought that marrying two girls could develop his own power, but in fact, people regarded his shop as his future "dowry"!

"Son of Luck? Hehe...I actually think of myself as a child of Luck...I'm... just a piece of shit! I don't have any luck at all!"

System 【ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ Aww! ! !Save the world... save it! ! ! 】

A few hours ago, the heavens in this world were still in a state of dying at any time, but now Josiah yelled from the bottom of his heart, and the world was immediately full of vitality!

Gu Cijiu [I woke up quite early, not bad... System, why did you pause? 】

System 【(｀Д) Yes, yes?I just got too excited and stretched it out a bit. 】

Gu Cijiu [Yes, if it was just too excited and stretched out, do you need this expression? 】

Duan Shaobo [System, is there a problem with our next world? 】

System [QAQ No, I can't say there is a problem, or even an opportunity, but... but... my former host is also there.At that time, the former host stripped me by illegal means, and the host also used violence to make me his ruler. I was afraid... I was afraid that I would be out of control once I went back!Beep! 】

The system obviously said it miserably, but why did Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo both want to beat him?

What a mess, it's misleading!

Gu Cijiu [Oh, go back there... I remember that when I took you away, it was the eighth time in that world, and the time conversion of all the worlds is really a mystery.System, do you think if we go back to that world, whose home field is there? 】

System 【ヽ(爱｀爱)ノMy host!Hello!I love you! 】

Gu Cijiu [(￢_￢) Get out. 】

System【_(:з」∠)_Oh. 】

Duan Shaobo [Brother, what kind of world is your world? 】

System [The world of the host...]

Gu Cijiu [I said it myself. 】

System【_(:з」∠)_Oh. 】

Gu Cijiu [My world is a world of immortals with a heavenly court. It is divided into five realms: heaven, human, demon, demon, and ghost. There are also ninety-nine and 81 caves. Transformed by the chaos of the universe, it can devour everything, and I am transformed by this swallowing hole.It can be said that chaos becomes essence, and it can also be said that caves become monsters. 】

Duan Shaobo blinked his eyes twice, and after waiting for a long time, Gu Cijiu went on to say【Then what? 】

Gu Cijiu [What then? 】In reality, he looked through the "coat" that his junior brother had made for him during this time, jumped out of his arms, and found a white werewolf one to put on for himself. The junior brother was holding him just now, and now he is hugging him. It's my junior brother.

Duan Shaobo licked a few handfuls of Gu Cijiu's thick and soft fur. In his current state, he is no different from holding a big plush toy [Plot. 】

Gu Cijiu [Let's try to save the world without knowing the plot next time, how about it? 】

Duan Shaobo [Huh?I don't know about the son of luck, is it okay? 】

Gu Cijiu [They all said to try, we will know when we go there. 】

Duan Shaobo raised his eyebrows [OK.So what are we going to do now? 】

Gu Cijiu【Love~】

【Alas... you love to drive. 】Although he said he was sighing, the smile on Duan Shaobo's face was very bright. He put his arms around Gu Cijiu's neck, stuck his head into his wolf fur, and took a deep breath: " Can't afford to drive?"

"According to the order!"

After two days of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo's happy and shameless life as usual, Josiah said that he figured it out, and found him again.

Compared to two days ago, Josiah looked much better, but whether he was good or not, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo had already decided.

——Like this kind of children of luck who have their own problems, they have never been merciless.

"I'm much better now, thank you for your care during this time. I don't have any other requirements for where to go. The wood elves or the human world are fine, as long as there is no chaos and a relatively peaceful place is fine." Josiah has already I am ready to go back to the wood elves area. Although the wood elves are boring, they are indeed safer and more peaceful, and they take care of him more. Now his mentality has changed, and he feels that it is because the wood elves have nothing there that they are more suitable for him. development of.

Even if he himself gave up his luck, but he really let Josiah go to the territory of the wood elves, what he brought was definitely not development, but pollution.

So he couldn't even think about going to the wood elves' tribe.

"Little friend, if we talk about the place of peace and order, there is another place. Are you interested in going there?" Gu Cijiu, who is a claw demon today, lazily sank himself into the sofa, and asked while eating grapes.

Junior brother?Shhh~ Junior Brother is still sleeping.

Josiah thought of the tremor he felt on the day he left two years ago, and he asked cautiously, "Is it... the third space you harvested?"

"Yes. But it is also obtained on the basis of the extraordinary you traded to us, and now it has become a rich land."

"Oh..." Josiah nodded, thinking of the system he used for exchange, he felt a pang in his heart, jealous and resentful, although he only saw the initial campfire at that time, he was sure that it would definitely establish a prosperous and great But now that all is not his, "This time... I chose where to go, is it the last choice?" His Brick Boy soldier disappeared after using it, depending on the meaning Those two didn't intend to give it to him again.

"Yes."

"Then... can I, can I take away a maid?" Josiah's mind was naturally Hans, and he still didn't agree with the other party's idea of ​​finding a man to disguise himself as a woman. The little green-skinned monster guy is taunting him, having fun with him!

However, that conversation really made him think a lot, let him recognize his position, realized that he should choose the lesser of two evils, or try his best to fight for himself before facing the worst choice. Benefit.A thought emerged from his mind not long ago - if he is surrounded by bigwigs in women's clothing, then Hans is the best choice.

"If he is willing to go with you, he can leave with you."

"Then I choose to go to that human country!"

The society constructed by the system must be more orderly than the pure human society, which can be confirmed without looking.Compared with the primitive world of elves, he still likes prosperous humans.As for Hans... Although I haven't asked him yet, Josiah is absolutely sure that the maid loves him, so there is no problem!

"Sorry, guest, if it's not the master's order, then I can't leave with you."

"What?! Don't you love me?"

Hans gave him a strange look: "I'm a male, guest, how could I fall in love with you who are both the same sex and a foreigner? When you saw my physical condition, didn't you also give up on further development with me?" ?"

"Then you... I..."

"I'm sorry, if you have no other orders, then I'll leave. Goodbye, guest." Hans saluted, turned and left.

Actually... He was indeed tempted by this guest, after all, they had been together for a long time.Even when the guest had just returned to the castle, he had secretly rejoiced.But two days ago, he suddenly felt that a bucket of cold water had been poured on his head—why would I be tempted by this kind of scum?Are you an idiot?

Hans left, and Josiah sat on the bed with a dull expression on his face. After a long time, his messy mind was slightly clear.Gritting his teeth, he still decided to go to the human world!On the one hand, it has already been decided. If Hans regrets it just because he didn't follow, it would seem that he is too cowardly. On the other hand, this is his last unwillingness...

The next day, Josiah was sent away, and he failed to see the two wizards again. Although it was still Hans who sent him off, he could clearly feel the distance that Hans deliberately emphasized.But this time, he got more start-up funds than last time, and he didn’t need to turn around to confirm his identity. This human country is a country with high immigration, and he can get it as long as he registers at the city hall. Residence card, but that's all.

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo didn't pay any more attention to this son of luck. Without the blessing of luck, he could do whatever he wanted. Anyway, until Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo left this world, he didn't pay any more attention. Appeared in front of both of them.

However, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo have stayed in this world for more than 3000 years. The two of them have not unified the world. Now the world is broken, but it is also in the best state.

The wizards are working hard to build their own space, and no one will use supernatural powers to fight on a large scale. This is similar to the fact that none of the major powers in modern times will use nuclear weapons.As long as there is this bottom line, the world can go on.On the contrary, after unification, it is very likely that wizards will fight each other with extraordinary strength again.

In addition, there are various dimensions, various transcendences, and various civilizations. This is a very colorful world.Even when Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo faked their deaths and left, they failed to visit all the spaces in this world and realize all the civilizations, which is a pity.

PS: Before they left, they destroyed Josiah’s system. In the country under the control of that system, the people have been passed down for countless generations. Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo specially encouraged the people in that area to communicate with The life of other regions is mixed, so the blood of the system to create people has long been diluted in generations of mixed blood, and the destruction of the system has not caused any impact on the world.

Holding hands, the two stepped into the world where Gu Cijiu was born...

System [QAQ chirp chirp!Little, little junior brother...it's not good! 】

Before Duan Shaobo opened his eyes, he heard the cry of the system, and his heart sank immediately [Is something wrong with senior brother? 】

System [QAQ, yes, how do you know, little brother. 】

Duan Shaobo [You didn't call me big brother, you just called me, isn't it obvious that something happened?Tell me what's wrong! 】

System【I don't know either, just the moment I entered this world, I lost contact with the host.But I can be sure that the host is still there!It is between me and his passage, which is blocked by something! 】

When Duan Shaobo recalled a certain ancient world, a similar thing happened. He still remembered that the system said to open a path at that time, so that a stick figure with a leather stick appeared in his mind. Same? 】

System [It's not the same as last time QAQ Last time it was just something blocked, this time... I think there are a hundred mountains between my passage and the host, not only blocking the passage, but also blocking my line It's crushing. 】

Duan Shaobo【...Because the big brother has returned to the original body of chaos? 】

System [Little brother, otherwise I'd better tell you the plot first, save the world anyway, and then go to the host. 】

Duan Shaobo [No, don't tell me the plot, and the plot doesn't matter, I'll go to the elder brother first. 】

System【Huh?Junior brother, are you going to swallow the cave? QAQ is the place where you will be eaten if you go in. 】

Duan Shaobo chuckled【Does he still have a lot of tricks to eat me? 】