Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Jason Todd felt that Sixteen was a little weird recently.

For example, right now, when the sun is at its hottest in summer, Xiao Xiuluo actually moved a recliner to the balcony to bask in the sun without applying sunscreen, euphemistically calling it "tanning".

This is not at all like Kitty's usual style.

As an exquisite loli who was born in Xiufang, Sixteen never forgot to apply fragrance when she was living in the valley. When she returned to Gotham, she was spoiled by Jason for several years. She never went out without an umbrella. All must be delicious.

... That's right, after raising a cat, his status plummeted. He is a slave cat and a master, and now it's Jason who cooks.

Jason frowned, stretched his legs and stopped the passing Red Robin Tim Drake: "Why do you say this?"

Tim stepped on it without changing his expression. Hearing this sentence, he followed Jason's line of sight to the balcony, but in the next second his sight was blocked by the tall body of the red hood.

The second-generation Robin looked unhappy: "She's wearing a bikini."

Like an old father who guards against his daughter.

Tim: "..."

He had an incredible expression on his face: "You have been worried for several days because of this? Because of a bikini?"

"I bought a kid's swimsuit, and the cat doesn't like it."

Jason said that wasn't the point, adding: "And she's trying to tan herself like Wakanda royalty."

Tim recalled the dark and healthy complexions of the black panther and the leopard for a second, the corners of his mouth stiffened for a second, and said: "This is quite serious, but to be honest, seeing your expression last second, I thought you were going to say that you blew up Pentagon."

Jason failed to get the cold joke. He glanced suspiciously at Tim, who has no loli so far, and waved at him in a particularly scumbag: "I should ask Dicky Bird, what about the kid's rebellious period?" He’s more experienced in that kind of thing.”

"Please, I took Ruan Ruan Damian too, okay?"

Tim looked at Jason with a serious expression, and he didn't show any silly eyes in a considerate manner. He considered his vocabulary and guessed: "It doesn't have to be a rebellious period. The recent aesthetic trend in the fashion circle is tanning, beauty Makeup bloggers say it’s a healthy complexion, and you know women like to keep up with fashion.”

Red Robin gave an example at the right time: "You see, didn't Sixteen ask Xinghuo to accompany her to go shopping and buy clothes a few days ago?"

At the mention of this matter, Jason's face darkened even more.

Jason had a girlfriend who was a flight attendant, and she didn't know women at all. It's normal for a little girl at Sixteen's age to love beauty, but what kind of clothes does Xinghuo bring her to buy?

Either the suspenders that exposed the collarbone, or the hot pants that just reached the thighs, the front looked at a good skirt, but the back was hollowed out to the waist, Jason was all locked up in anger.

Red Robin analyzed it for a while, and found that Jason didn't listen to a word, and suddenly felt painstakingly fed the dog: "Little girls will like beautiful jewelry and bags when they grow up, you pay the bill and it's over, why bother? "

Tim really thinks Jason is worrying.

Sixteen grew up a bit slower than ordinary girls, but she didn't stay at the age of eight or nine forever, especially after Stark solved it, the little girl's head was so long.

Tim has now started to take over Wayne Enterprises, Sixteen has grown up, and Jason still raises Xiao Xiuluo as a milk cat.

"Jean, I'm going to try on a dress and prepare for the dinner."

Tim patted Jason on the shoulder. As the adopted son of Gotham rich man Bruce Wayne and one of the future successors of the Wayne Group, he has many celebrity dinners that he can't push away.

As soon as he raised his leg, his eyes just looked at the balcony. The Sixteen on the recliner seemed to be talking to someone on the phone. She didn't know what she heard, and jumped up with a groan.

Jason's expression became less friendly: "Aren't you leaving yet?"

Tim signaled, "Your loli is here."

When the red hood turned around, sure enough, Ah-Sixteen was wearing a suspender skirt, rubbing his arms while running into the shadows with tears in his eyes, the skin on the exposed arms was reddened by the sun.

Sixteen originally planned to go back to the room directly, but upon hearing Tim's name, the little girl immediately ran over and corrected him angrily, "It's not a loli, it's a girl!"

Tim is kind and generous: "Your girl is here."

The little girl's request is not unreasonable, she has grown taller long ago, no longer a little girl like a flower bud, but a beautiful and bright girl like a flower bone.

She and Jason are only six or seven years apart. Even though she grew up a bit slower, she has made up a lot of progress after the world has changed. At least she is not a silly and sweet underage loli.

Standing so pretty in front of Jason, she actually has waist and legs. Although the front and rear curves are slightly insufficient, it can already be seen that she is a beautiful girl of eighteen or nineteen years old.

Jason had a headache like a kitten's rebellious period.

Sixteen gritted her teeth angrily. She had no choice. She was too young when she met Jason, which made the other party always feel that she was a little girl who couldn't grow up. grown up.

The little girl gave him a fierce look, without taking her eyes off, and paused every word: "Brother Tim, slow down, let's go."

Tim's thoughtful gaze wandered over Sixteen and Jason. Seeing that the little girl's eyes were breathing fire, Red Robin felt as if he understood something.

He glanced at Jason with a knowing look, and smiled meaningfully: "Don't bother me now, goodbye."

As soon as Red Robin left, the little girl raised her face, raised her chest and raised her head, and opened her moist peach eyes with a particularly imposing manner: "Did you hear me, I'm not a loli anymore."

I can't wait to turn the newly developed cat scratch board into an S.

Jason hummed, looked at the little man who had just passed his chest, and stretched out his hand to press back the height difference she quietly tiptoed to make up: "That's right, you're right."

He knew all about the rebellious period. Dick and Damian had also experienced this kind of time. Besides, the kitten stretched out its paws, so cute. Jason didn't think there was any problem at all.

Sixteen was so angry at this perfunctory attitude, he didn't even need to think about it to know that Dick taught him, and then think about Dick's playboy behavior... Ah Sixteen is so angry! ! !

She groaned, stretched out her kitten's paw and scratched Jason's leather jacket, and said angrily, "How are you so skilled! Jason Todd is very good at coaxing little girls!"

Jason: "..." Didn't you practice this with you?

Back then, Jason was also a steel straight man who drank plenty of hot water, but he met a little spoiled girl, Sixteen. It's so coaxing", who can bear it.

When Sixteen saw that he was still distracted, Jason's two ex-girlfriends quickly flashed through his mind!two!No wonder he looks so experienced!Nasty big bad wolf!

Sixteen thinks about her unrequited love, the tie she gave Jason as a birthday present, he actually wore it to have a candlelight dinner with his girlfriend, she was so angry that she cried in the middle of the night, there was no way she was only sixteen at that time... … Evil comes from the guts, and he immediately gave up the leather jacket, and scratched his chest angrily.

With her kitten-like strength, Jason thought she was being touched through the T-shirt, but it's true that Sixteen hasn't been close to him for a long time, and Jason's chest muscles really feel good, I can't help it. Resisting the temptation, he touched it again.

Jason looked helpless: "What are you doing?"

Sixteen, who has been poisoned by the Internet in modern society, is about to blurt out a sentence!But thinking about Xinghuo's love advice, she swallowed it back abruptly, and said with a lack of confidence: "I think the red bat is pretty..."

Sister Xinghuo said that distance creates beauty, and Sixteen hasn't been touched by Jason for several months!Not to mention kissing, hugging and holding high, this benefit was gone as early as a few years ago.

Sixteen had tears in her eyes. When she had menstruation, her gender consciousness suddenly sprouted, and she ended her welfare. Looking back now, she wished she could travel back and strangle her self to death.

Jason responded with a sexy low voice from his throat. He frowned with thick black eyebrows, completely oblivious to the flawed lie of Sixteen. His eyes fell on the little girl's arm, and his attention was already caught by the red spot on it. attracted.

He took Sixteen's wrist and held her graceful arm to look at it. His eyes were focused and hot. Looking at Sixteen, he wondered if his arms were particularly beautiful. If he likes them, should he make more? maintainance.

According to her many years of experience in reading scripts and pornographic texts, women with beautiful arms and shoulders should be especially suitable for xx postures, and extra points will be added if the collarbone is beautiful.

I, my collarbone should look pretty...

When the little girl couldn't help but blush and bowed her head, Jason let go of her hand, frowned and said, "I guess it's going to be a rash, so go and apply the ointment first, or you'll cry with me again when itches."

Sixteen: "..."

Knock in!Did you hear that?

Ah Shili withdrew his arm violently, and gave Jason a sideways look with his watery eyes, aggrieved and angry, and hid his reddened arm behind his back so that Jason could not see it.

Not to mention she forgot!Blame Dick!It was because he said Xinghuo's orange skin was very feminine, that Sixteen wanted to try tanning transformation, but who knew that tanning would actually require paint... Now it's good, her tanned body is white and red. I don't know when it will fully recover.

Jason was a little itchy from this look, he always felt that he was scratched by a kitten, and thinking about the little guy's own oolong, he couldn't help but chuckled, and stretched out his hand in a good temper: "Come here, let me see , I'll help you apply the ointment later."

Fuck!he!Home!Of course!return!laugh!

It's too difficult for me, what kind of straight steel man is this.

Sixteen was inexplicably sad and indignant, and seeing Jason's expression as if he was like a father, she felt even more aggrieved, and she didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but she actually felt a little itchy on her arm, which made her unable to bear it Want to scratch.

The little girl grabbed Jason's arm and took a bite, gritted her teeth and said, "I don't need you! I'll wipe it myself!"

After speaking, in order to express his anger, he snorted very seriously, but the girl would be afraid that the rash would look bad, so she hurried back to the room to apply ointment.

Jason: "?"

Jason is used to it. Sixteen has been very popular recently, and he still can't find the reason. He can be dragged by the little girl for a long time when he learns a new dish. What kind of "go to the new restaurant with which sister?" ", "The big bad wolf is heartless and ungrateful, people and gods are all angry", which made Xinghuo look at him strangely.

So Jason felt that Sixteen was a bit abnormal recently.