Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

I am too difficult!Blame Jason Todd, the idiot!

Back in the room, Sixteen buried himself in the plush toy with a frantic look on his face: "Jason Todd is a villain!"

She groaned, angrily grabbed the corner of the quilt and bit it a few times, taking it as Jason to vent her anger, and finally found the family medicine box from under the bed, and applied ointment to herself in aggrieved manner.

The ointment was cold, but it was hot and painful when applied. After barely finishing applying it on his arm, Sixteen could not help but whimpered in an itchy voice, not daring to scratch it. What if there is a scar...

The little girl bit her lower lip a little discouraged, and looked in the mirror feeling distressed and sad, and found that not only her arms, but her legs and back were also a little red.

As a loyal face controler, Ah-Sixteen has always loved beauty, not only likes beautiful dresses, but also pays great attention to protecting her fair and smooth skin. As a result, a tan was completely ruined...

She turned her face to the mirror, and the beautiful and bright girl in the mirror also turned her face to the side, revealing a slender and graceful neck like a swan, and white jade-like earballs under her hair.

For girls aged eighteen or nine, youth is the most attractive charm, not to mention that Sixteen is far more than youth.

She is undoubtedly beautiful, with distant mountain brows and peach blossom eyes, as attractive as a flower bud just blooming, with a delicate and bright smile, light, soft and boneless figure, lively and lively like the little mermaid who just came to the shore in Andersen's fairy tale.

The little mermaid looked at the reflection in the mirror, her eyes were covered with a layer of moving mist, she blinked, and asked self-doubt: "I... am I really beautiful?"

Everyone said that when they were young, some people saw that she and A Shiwu Yuxue were cute, and they were also a pair of rare twin beauties. Praise that she and her sister are the embryos of little beauties, and if they grow a little longer, they will definitely be attracted to all directions.

But in the eyes of the big bad wolf, she is still the coward who is afraid of the dark, ghosts and thunder, a little dwarf with no chest, no waist and no buttocks, there is nothing for him to look at.

Sixteen once wondered if he was disabled.

Jason has always been very kind to her, and his tolerant attitude sometimes makes Sixteen feel that he is making trouble for no reason, but, but she can tell that the attitude of the big bad wolf is coaxing children, so she is more feel wronged.

The more Sixteen thought about it, the more sad he became. He justly threw his anger on the innocent Jason, and plunged into the quilt, banging and banging on the bed: "What kind of nightmare level clearance difficulty is this!"

Thinking of the look in Jason's eyes, her liver hurts with anger. Those eyes are like a father's, and a father's love is like a mountain. Sixteen can't wait to grab his ear and shout: "You are not my father!"

At most, he could be regarded as an older brother, not even his own!

The little girl took a deep breath, sat up cross-legged and tapped her cell phone, and made a call to her love mentor, Xinghuo.

Of course, it was not directly stated that she was pursuing the big bad wolf. After all, Sixteen was a little girl, and she was a little shy facing the meaningful gazes of Arsenal and Xinghuo...

Xinghuo on the opposite side saw the cutie in the note, slapped away the boyfriend Dick who was asking for a kiss, and answered in seconds: "Hello, Sixteen? You and Jie...do you have anything to ask me?"

Always trouble Xinghuo, Sixteen is too embarrassed, but she doesn't know any other dog-headed military advisers, Dick, a playboy, doesn't mention it, and Tim doesn't have regular girls, he only knows to run around with Superboy.

Not to mention Ruan Ruan and A Li, one is full of sheep and bleating, and the other is fighting Asal upside down...

Sixteen thought about his words, and whispered, "Sister Xinghuo, that's the friend I mentioned last time. She has a crush on a man older than her, so it's still her."

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Xinghuo’s mind is full of this emoji, just Sixteen’s little eyes full of admiration, stars light up in his eyes when he looks at Jason, he doesn’t know how to hide it at all, except for Jason himself, everyone knows what’s going on .

Even Red Hood himself thought it was Kitten's adoring gaze, and the straight man's behavior made Xinghuo feel that there was something wrong with his gender orientation when he looked at him.

The alien princess coughed lightly, trying not to express her eagerness: "What's wrong?"

"It's just... I encountered a little problem when I was pursuing her. My friend said that the other party always treats her like a child."

Sixteen's voice became softer, and she seemed a little ashamed when she heard it carefully: "Sister Xinghuo, didn't you say that a bikini is the best way to reflect a girl's curvaceous beauty, but after my friend put it on, his crush covered him with a coat... ..."

In fact, Xinghuo's original words were a little more explicit, and Sixteen changed his own, to the effect that if a man who watched you grow up realizes that you are a girl who can date, he must show a different charm than usual.

Such as sudden, visual impact.

"It's not just covered with a coat, I remember Jason also bought a set of children's swimsuits, and the arsenal was stunned."

Xinghuo thought about the cup that Sixteen had just arrived in B, and felt that the bikini seemed to be a bit overwhelming. After all, the girls she knew were basically double S with protruding front and back.

Sixteen sat up straight for a second, and quickly denied it: "It's not me! You said it was a friend of mine!"

The alien princess is kind and kind: "Okay, okay, I'm a friend of yours, but I remember I bought a lot of new clothes in the style of mature women when I took you to the mall last time, are they all useless?"

Sixteen slammed his head on the bed and wailed without tears: "Sister Xinghuo, the clothes you bought for me were all put away by the big bad wolf. He said that children should not wear shorts and halter tops. And bought me a new cat sweater."

Xinghuo recalled Sixteen's regular clothes, and asked uncertainly, "...the ones that cover your legs?"

Sixteen had tears in his eyes: "And jeans..."

Xinghuo: "..." Is he usually so bad in aesthetics?

NB, Jason Todd is really single based on his ability.

Sixteen sniffed with tears in her eyes. She was always optimistic and cheerful, but she was also a delicate girl, especially when she was just beginning to fall in love. She never dared to look at Jason because of her petty thoughts, and even sneaked a sneak peek at him. ...

But for Big Bad Wolf, the way he looked at her never changed, as if he was looking at a child who couldn't grow up, and he didn't treat her as a young girl who could communicate with her at all.

Not to mention Sixteen, Xinghuo was a little strange. She looked suspiciously at Dick beside her, who hugged her slender waist and kissed him affectionately: "What's the matter, dear?"

The alien princess recalled A-[-]'s charming little face and boneless kitten's claws, and asked puzzledly, "Do you think... Jason is blind?"

Dick: "?????"

It’s not that Xinghuo wears a filter to look at people, but Jason’s kitten has indeed grown into a little beauty. She is not tall, but due to years of dancing, she has an excellent proportion of slender waist and long legs, and her body is soft and boneless. If it weren't for the fact that they were still young, the mad bees and butterflies would have rushed up batch after batch.

She has just grown up, not yet at the most attractive age for women, she is still attractive and delicious, even in a city where another race gathers, she is the most eye-catching kind, Jason alone can block it Fewer suitors.

Xinghuo looked at Dick, with such a piece of fat on his mouth, Jason could actually turn a blind eye and go outside to find a girlfriend... Is it really "rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests"?

But as a bat cub, Dick gnawed on the grass beside the nest.

Sixteen didn't hang up the phone, and looked down at herself. She didn't think Jason was blind, but she felt that she wasn't beautiful enough to attract Jason's attention.

The little girl tentatively stretched out her fingertips, and lightly poked her chest. She was so aggrieved to find that its curvature was pathetic and heartbreaking. Let alone comparing with Jason's ex-girlfriends, Ruan Ruan and Asar has more curves than her!

Asar is a Persian, most of the sisters are sexy and provocative, that's all, who would have thought that Pei Ruanruan, who is tightly wrapped in flowers, is also a... In short, the only consolation may be Ah Wu Even better than her.

Sixteen wanted to cry but had no tears: "Sister Xinghuo, I have been eating papaya for three months, will it really work?"

"...There should be, you drink more milk."

Xinghuo's confidence is not very strong. After all, her curves are natural and have nothing to do with milk papaya. She coughed lightly and continued: "Is Jason not responding? There is a bikini girl standing in front of a normal man, and he will definitely look at it more." With two eyes, he covered you with a coat?"

The normal man Dick said: "Don't spoil Sixteen, the little wings are different from me, let them develop slowly on their own."

Xinghuo smiled at him, thinking of Dick's ex-girlfriend Brigade: "Normal men generally don't eat grass by the side of their nests."

Dick: "Go ahead, I'll make some cereal."

On the other side of the phone, Sixteen's face was filled with grief, as if he had already seen the end of his single life: "Not only did I not look at it a few times, I thought I had reached the rebellious stage... oh, it's too difficult for me, because of bikini and tanning, I also got myself sunburned, so I put on the ointment, and it was burning hot."

Xinghuo raised his eyebrows: "You applied the ointment yourself?"

Sixteen nodded with tears in his eyes: "I brushed myself to dispel it, but it didn't seem to work. I only applied the sunburn ointment to my arms, not my legs, and I can't reach my back. I'll wait for Ruan Ruan to come back later." I let her paint it for me."

Xinghuo hated iron and steel, and said to the phone: "Silly girl, how can you give this kind of intimate contact to others? Ask Jason to help! He is not without hands and feet!"

The visual impact is not enough, the hand feel is good, the eyes can be deceiving but the hands can't, such a fragrant and soft flower bone is in front of him, I don't believe Jason still treats her like a child.

Sixteen: "?????"

Sixteen suddenly felt that it made sense: "But I'm all red, and maybe I'll get a rash. It's ugly and hard to touch. What if the big bad wolf thinks it's ugly?"

This is the psychology of a little girl in a crush, I'm afraid it will leave a little imperfect impression on the crush.

"Little cutie, do you have experience or do I have experience?"

Xinghuo said unquestionably: "Listen to me, I don't want you to think, I want me to think, now, immediately, go to him to act like a baby!"

Sixteen is so ashamed: "But I don't know how to act like a baby!"

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