Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Relying on his many years of experience in writing story books, Sixteen tailored a Jason Todd strategy plan for himself.

It is roughly divided into three steps:

One, the domineering little winged little wife who is afraid of thunder

[-]. Five possibilities for brothers to become sisters

[-]. How to Bundle the Trained Red Hood

Sixteen has made up his mind, first play the emotional card, take advantage of the thunderstorm night to get close to Jason quickly, beg for comfort and comfort, she hasn't acted like a baby with Jason for a long time, if it drags on, the big bad wolf will have another The goblin is gone.

With the emotional foundation, you can learn from the animation works of the Ghost Brother series. Why can’t my sister be so cute, even if my brother has love...

If it doesn't work, then Sixteen can only consider the overlord's hard attack, and I don't know if she can beat the big bad wolf. If he refuses to eat hard, Sixteen will commit suicide on the spot!

After writing the three-step plan, Xiaoxiu snapped the pad and put it in Titus’ kennel. Now the package can’t be used, except for daily updates. Sixteen’s CP colleagues about herself and Jason Ben hid in the kennel.

Thinking of this, the little girl pulled out her cat one-piece pajamas full of fighting spirit, and stared at the weather forecast eagerly. Now everything is ready, only a thunderstorm is missing.

After about a week...

Sixteen plunged into the quilt, scratching the sheet in grief and anger: This is God's death meow! ! !Gotham is cloudless!

This is not scientific!Gotham has always been overcast and cloudy, sunny days seem to be about to rain, and the thunderstorm-prone summer has been sunny for more than a week. Could it be that she is really destined to be single?

Perhaps it was because of the entangled, sad and indignant expression of Ah Shili, Ruan Ruan, who lived with her, finally could no longer pretend that she couldn't see anything. Xiao Hualuo's voice was soft and soft, and she asked softly, "Ah Shiu Six, what's the matter with you?"

Ruan Ruan is sensitive by nature, even though she has become more cheerful in the past few years, she is still delicate in her thoughts. Of course, she can see that Sixteen loves Jason, but she has no love experience herself, so she didn't become Xiao Xiuluo's dog-headed military advisor. .

Hearing Xiao Hualuo's question, Sixteen looked up at her faintly, and poked her Dcup's chest enviously: "Little potted plant, when do you think it will rain in Gotham..."

According to the classification of beautiful girls, Sixteen should belong to the vigorous and sunny soft girl type, while Ruan Ruan, who has a pure face and a hot body, with black long straight glasses, will probably be placed in the dark belly group.

That's right, Pei Ruanruan, the traitor, agreed to have a flat chest, but she actually secretly... This tightly wrapped Wanhua is now a pure little beauty wearing glasses. It's pure.

In short, Ruan Ruan was a little surprised when she first heard her question: Is it raining?Isn't Sixteen very afraid of thunder?

But soon, she changed her mind and thought about what she had read, and she seemed to understand something. Her clear and moist eyes like a deer became a little clearer, and she smiled slightly at Sixteen: "Listen." Did you mention cloud seeding?"

Sixteen: "?"

Xiaohualuo pushed down the thin-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose without haste, bent her soft lips, and whispered softly: "I guess you need Uncle Kent's contact information, you're welcome, after all, fat and water don't flow Outsider Tian, ​​and..."

Although there is no evidence, Ruan Ruan feels that Jason also likes Sixteen, otherwise he would not guard her like a dragon guarding a treasure. Almost all the boys of the same age around Sixteen were checked by him. all over.

Xiao Xiuluo didn't think about what was behind "and".The eyes of Sixteen who had been opened to the new world lit up, and he looked at Xiao Hualuo with the gaze of a savior: "As expected of Qingyan Miao Frog Flower...Science students are different!"

After the world changed, the growth speed of the lolis returned to normal, and they were sent to college by their guardians. Sixteen was an art student, while Ruan Ruan and Yaoguang were admitted to the physics department of New York University to study how to insert students into Tai Chi. rounder.

Sixteen began to make small calculations: "How much does it cost to send Superman out once? I still have to save money to prepare a birthday present for Big Bad Wolf, so I can only allocate a small part of the funds."

The birthday present the year before last was a high-order tie, but Jason wore it and went on a date with the blonde elder sister. The sixteenth was so angry that he cried in the middle of the night and ignored him for a whole week.

Last year's birthday gift was a pair of cufflinks, but now the wolf doesn't wear a suit very much, so the cufflinks and tie are locked in a small box and never see the light of day.

So Sixteen decided to give some different gifts this time, such as the Batman newly released by Wanshou House, which made Jason think of her when they were placed in the room.

Xiao Xiuluo looked at Ruan Ruan full of fighting spirit, and Xiao Hualuo blinked at her lightly: "Friendly price, a copy of Alfred's cookie invitation coupon, God knows how much he wants to be with you after the night watch is over." Have a supper with your partner."

——Ruan Ruan's black thin frame glasses dividing line——

Sixteen paid the price of a cookie, and finally invited Superman to artificially rain Gotham (only the sky over Wayne Manor, to be precise), and simulate thunderstorms by the way.

As the evening approached, the temperature dropped suddenly, clouds gathered over Gotham, and then raindrops slowly fell.

Sixteen had waited a week for this rain, and immediately cheered with tears in his eyes, and rushed to the door of Jason's room with his pillow in his arms. The little cat's claws knocked on the door, and the little voice was very cheerful: "Big bad wolf! Big wolf!" Gray Wolf, open the door quickly!"

Jason went on a mission with the arsenal last night, and met Roy's ex-girlfriend, the Cheshire Cat, and he didn't sleep until the next morning. Opened the bedroom door.

The little cat opened its moist peach blossom eyes, looked up at him obediently with its small face, the fluffy cat ears on the pajamas followed, lowered its head and slipped under his arm.

No slippers.

Jason glanced at the time, closed the door, his thick black eyebrows frowned, his dark green eyes revealed a look of surprise, and he pinched the little girl's cheek: "If you don't sleep so late, why did you come here without slippers? Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"

Since moving back to Wayne Manor, Sixteen has been forced by Alfred to adjust her schedule. The delicate Xiufang girl must sleep at nine o'clock. Girls her age are growing and developing, and lack of sleep can easily lead to short growth .

Not wearing slippers is of course intentional!In this way, when the big bad wolf wants her to go back, he can take the opportunity to ask for a hug!

Sixteen squeezed his thigh hard, controlled himself not to show the expression of a successful plan, forced himself to soften through the pain, and said in a soft voice, "I'm afraid."

This "family" is very spiritual.

Jason glanced out the window, only to realize that the rainy sky was covered with overcast clouds, and the raindrops were falling sparsely, so he realized: "Is it raining?"

Sixteen is still thinking about which script is more suitable, the white lotus or the little goblin, when a thunderbolt strikes outside the window, this time there is no need to think about it, the little girl shivered in a very real way, and she was so frightened that she screamed: "Wow groove!"

Jason: "..."

He comforted Sixteen's forehead hair, strode towards the French windows, closed the glass windows, and drew the curtains tightly, blocking the raindrops and thunder from the windows.

Sixteen watched him close the window, shaking himself into a sieve uncontrollably, shivering into his bed, and added tremblingly: "It scared me to death! It's so loud!"

No, Superman, you are too conscientious!

Jason stood where he was and didn't speak for a while.

Sixteen is afraid of the dark, ghosts, and thunder. Every time a thunderstorm falls from the sky, he will tremble in panic. Even if he can't see the lightning, he dare not open his eyes. During thunderstorm nights, he has to hold his fingertips to tremble. sleep.

Thinking about it now, Sixteen really hasn't been close to him for a long time, and that's right, his kitten has grown up.

Seeing the kitten shrinking into the quilt tremblingly, curling itself into a ball that does not take up space, hugging the pillow tightly, his eyes were covered with water mist, and looking at it wetly, he suddenly felt a lump in his throat. A little itchy.

In fact, the little girl's gender consciousness has sprouted in the past few years, and Ruan Ruan was with her during the thunderstorm, and Jason hasn't seen her pitiful appearance like a frightened little rabbit for a long time.

The little rabbit poked its head out from the quilt roll, its hair was messy, its eyes were moist, and said aggrievedly: "Why are you standing there, why don't you come and coax me, I'm so scared."

The sound of rain could still be heard outside the window, the rain rustling on the glass, and thunder started after a while, and the thick curtains could not block the light of lightning.

Sixteen was about to be moved to tears by Superman's dedication.

She rolled herself into the quilt, and every time the thunder sounded, she trembled subconsciously. It took a full two seconds to wait for the hug of the big bad wolf, and she quickly arched into his arms contentedly, blowing softly : "That's about the same."

A soft, sweet breath filled his arms.

Jason held the roll of cat and cat worms, and pressed the little girl to his chest with a stiff movement, then reached out and covered the tip of her ear, his Adam's apple moved, for some reason, he didn't say a word that was particularly abnormal Say it.

When she was a little girl, she could lie in his arms without any scruples, but now she has grown into a beautiful and bright girl, enough to make any normal man's heart flutter.

Jason looked down at her, his deep green eyes finally took on other meanings, and he felt that something had changed.

And Sixteen puffed up his face angrily, rubbed the warm and dry palm next to his ear vigorously, and whimpered a little bit aggrieved: "Say something, coax me."

Jason paused, seeing his kitten's pure and clear eyes, with a trusting and expectant expression, as if he was willing to do anything for him...Silly cat, he has a long body but no IQ, no matter how familiar he is, he is still A man, and a man with normal aesthetics.

The red hood reviewed himself for a second, and when he looked at the point that he had just put on when he looked at the sixteenth, he changed his scrutiny of women again, and he responded in a deep voice, and said calmly: "Then I will recite one for you." The U.S. Constitution."

Sixteen: "?????"

Sixteen looked at him in disbelief, and asked back tremblingly, "You, what did you say?"

the U.S. constitution? !

Jason Todd, are you serious? !

Lonely men and widows, living in the same room!As a straight man with a normal body, you are holding a peerless and lovely girl in your arms!Want to recite the US Constitution for her? !