Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Jason Todd has found himself a bit off lately.

The cause of the matter is this.

One day, Jason was alone in Wayne Manor, Titus took out a few bound books from the kennel, and the dog paw flipped a page, pressing it plainly in front of Jason.

There was a small fan drawn on the cover, and it looked like a notebook written by Sixteen himself. Jason glanced at it roughly.

"The Day I Lived With the Red Hood", "Gotham Obsession: Jason Todd's Overlord", "Bad Robin and His Cat", "My Cat Becomes a Human"...

Jason: "..." Very Sixteen's style.

He picked up a book and flipped through it. Sixteen was keen on writing story books. Jason had known it for a long time. The little girl even read "Overbearing Luthor Prefers Ugly" and "Why the Bald President Treats the Little Prince of Arkham" to the clown. In that way, to relieve the confusion.

Turning to the first page of the story book, the title—shocked!My cohabitant is actually a red hood, bathroom play debut!

Jason: "..."

The headline shook the heart of Red Hood himself.

Sixteen is keen on writing story books, and he is also a fan of super-reverse forums. He is famous all over the world for OOC and novelty play, but it is mainly for understanding Qi. Jason really didn't know that Sixteen also wrote super-English fans, especially the target is himself .

Jason is a feline, curiosity killed the cat.

He casually glanced at the title twice and began to read the text.

"In the dark cave, the future red hood is still in a coma. He closed his eyes tightly, his thick eyelashes trembled slightly, and his eyebrows frowned uncomfortably. Only then did the girl realize that his body was stained by the water of the dark river. The gray bandage is frighteningly cold, and the lips are already blue from the cold."

"The girl lightly touched his icy cheeks and chest with her fingertips, pursed her lower lip in shame, and endured her shame to undo the old bandages on his body that might cause inflammation of the wound."

"His consciousness was drowsy due to serious injuries, but at this moment, a warm, soft body belonging to a girl was pressed against his cold chest, which was warm."

Jason: "..."

A vein popped up on Jason's forehead, he didn't know what he was thinking, and turned another page expressionlessly.

"So he put the two dirty clothes back on, and ordered the girl unquestionably: 'You go wash up', the girl hesitated: 'I, I won't...'"

"He pulled the girl's slender wrist, and slowly pressed her strong body closer, forcing her soft body to fit him, just like the night she was rescued, he said with a confused look: 'No Yeah? I'll teach you.'"

"There was a loud thunder outside the window, and the future outlaw hugged the girl's flower-scented body in his arms. Sweat dripped from his body with the smell of gunpowder. Every time he moved, he seemed to be nailing her to death." In my arms: 'Are you still afraid?'”

Jason: "..." Scared, he was so scared.

How should I put it, Sixteen's "The Days I Lived With the Red Hood" is entirely based on his past experiences.

It's just that some small changes have been added to the details. For example, the one who saved him is no longer the little cat scratcher girl, but a beautiful and lovely girl. The cape is turned into a hug, and the water heater taught is turned into After playing in the bathroom, Lei Yuye's consolation turned a corner and rushed to Qiu Mingshan...

The car was going so fast that Jason couldn't keep up.

What are the little girls thinking now?

Jason felt that he had fallen into one of the three major illusions in his life. He felt that Sixteen seemed to... like him a little bit.

What's more terrible is that these fans are based on his real experience, and the heroine whom he loves in the storybook has indeed grown into a little beauty that fits his aesthetics.

This was written by Sixteen. Jason suddenly felt that it was a bit hot, as if this absurd story suddenly had a picture, and it even happened in reality.

He glanced at Titus who was delivering the storybook. The latter swung his tail and pushed the second one with his dog paw expressionlessly.

It was a note pad, and it was undoubtedly hidden by Sixteen. On the first page, "Overbearing Red Hood and his little wife who is afraid of thunder" was so conspicuous that Jason couldn't help tearing the corners of his mouth.

With this miraculous style of painting, he couldn't help thinking of why the bald president treated the little prince of Arkham like that.

Jason finished reading A-Sixteen's fanbooks with mixed and wonderful feelings—the one on the notepad is probably her new article, with no specific content, only the title, but how to tie the play red hood on the third page is also very interesting. ...had.

In short, from that day on, Jason realized that something was wrong with him, to be exact, it was very abnormal.

For example, now, when he brought back a box of mousse cakes, the kitten leaped over happily, kissed his stubble-covered chin, and groaned and acted like a baby when he was pricked.

Normally, Jason would probably self-reflect on himself who hadn't used a razor for three days, but this time, the contents of the fandom appeared in his mind involuntarily: wanting to bully her, making her cry with red eyes .

Jason looked down at her in a strange way, and found that he really wanted to lean over and kiss the kitten's soft lips.

How to put it, it's like Taobao, guessing what I want to buy all day long, the key point is that I really really want to buy it.

But she is.

Can she understand what you are thinking?

You are well aware that the kitten will not fight back no matter what you do to her, but is it because she likes you?

Thinking of this, Jason took a step back abruptly, which startled Sixteen. Little Naixiu was stunned, and when he saw the big bad wolf was kissed by him, he almost exploded in anger!

With a sullen face, she grabbed Jason's wrist and took a bite to vent her anger, and said seriously, "How fat are you!"

Jason raised his wrist, and found that the kitten was really angry, leaving a circle of small tooth marks inadvertently.

There was something strange in his heart, and the tooth marks on his wrist were a little itchy. After all, being bitten by a kitten is a completely different feeling from being bitten by a beautiful girl.

Jason didn't say a word. He looked at Sixteen without showing any strange expression in her puzzled eyes.

He clearly realized that his little cat had grown into a beautiful young girl, and was no longer that little dwarf like a scratching board, but her eyes were as clear and pure as ever, without any trace of admiration. Affection.

If Sixteen knew what he was thinking, she might cry for him on the spot, her admiration would be written all over her face!

It's just that Jason is used to the way she looks at him, and he can't detect the change of Sixteen from yearning to admiration at all.

Little Naixiu was taken aback by him, thinking she had bitten hard, she quickly held the big wolf's wrist and flattered her, and said with a guilty conscience: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I was wrong."

Jason rubbed her soft forehead hair in silence.

Just like writing about Luthor and the Joker, she was too young and unrepentant to understand the impact it had on him. It was really just a casual writing, only Jason himself knew, in fact, he had already been overwhelmed by those absurd colleagues. With a biased thinking.

Xiao Nai showed small steps, circling Jason in circles with dog-legged legs, entangled him so much that he couldn't move his legs: "Are you still going on night patrol today? Come with me, I really miss you."

The girl's beautiful face is close at hand, even her breath is sweet, she is cute and charming enough, even Jason has no reason not to look sideways at this beauty.

Fanjin is so powerful, the plot in "My Cat Has Been Human" subconsciously appeared in Jason's mind, the exact same scene, to the effect that he is the president, and the orange cat at home suddenly turned into a girl named Sixteen .

The orange cat girl stuck to his trouser legs and rubbed her face: "Are you still going to work today? Come with me, I really miss you~"

Clingy, this tilde is very spiritual.

How did he answer in the script?

Oh yes, the president Jason smiled charmingly: "Little fairy, you need me to help you replenish your magic again, don't you?" Then the president and the orange cat girl began to kiss, achieving a great harmony in life.

Jason couldn't help but get black lines all over his face when he thought of this "evil smile". He did have other ideas, but his little girl is only eighteen, and she doesn't seem to understand what love is.

Maybe he should find a girlfriend, or solve his physical problems by himself, and try not to be biased by the fandom.

"No night watch, but I'm going on a date."

Jason decided to make one last attempt. He looked at Sixteen, and slowly increased his tone: "A blonde girl, maybe she will spend the night outside, you know we are all adults, maybe something should happen, yes ."

The kitten's eyes are red.