Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

"..."

The little cat stopped talking, her eyes were red, she pursed her lips and looked at him quietly, as if she had been greatly wronged, her beautiful peach eyes were clouded with mist in an instant, and her eyelashes trembled slightly After a moment, he stubbornly refused to blink.

Jason wanted to kiss her.

It was as if a layer of blinding white veil had been lifted, and the girl's little thoughts were clearly displayed in front of his eyes, and there were reasons for her petty temper and her sudden rebellious period.

The little girl's feelings come and go quickly, maybe she is only a 3-minute heat, and she doesn't know that feelings are serious things, but it doesn't matter, he can teach her slowly.

Jason thought about it, and Sixteen had already let go of his hand, snorted heavily, then turned and left.

The big bad wolf closed his eyes and counted to three silently in his heart.

"You, you, Jason Todd! I'll kill you!!"

The Sixteenth jumped back with a cry, the whole show hung on the opponent's body, the kitten's claws scratched him frantically, and said angrily, "Something that should have happened? What do you want to happen?!"

She bit Red Hood's shoulder and asked inarticulately: "Say! What else do you want to happen?!"

Jason pressed down on the kitten with fried fur, his thick black eyebrows stretched out, he laughed lowly, with a hint of helplessness in his wolf-like dark green eyes, he stroked the back of her neck like a cat: "Nothing happens, I will just talk about it."

Of course, there are no blondes, this is just a test. Unlike the playboy Dick, Jason's emotional experience has always been very passive, and basically girls tease him.

Sixteen didn't believe a word, and when he heard his sexy low smile, his mind exploded, and he felt that he understood something: "Big pig's trotters! I knew you still liked that blonde sister! Do you want to Get back together with her?"

Jason: "...?" What blonde sister.

He didn't react for a while.

The more Sixteen thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt wronged. Tears rolled down his face, and he broke down and said, "Why! Am I disabled?! He read the U.S. Constitution to me, and something happened when he dated a blonde girl. Things that happened……"

Jason didn't even have time to interject when he noticed that the little girl was wiping away her tears pitifully, and with a look on her face that seemed to understand something, she asked, "Do you like blonde hair? I can dye it too! What do you like about monkey gold and rooster gold?" Can be changed!"

The kitten hugged him possessively, his teary face was tightly attached to his body, his soft black hair was scattered on his back, and he was very sticky.

Jason pinched the tips of her white jade ears, lifted a strand of soft hair, and hinted, "I like black hair."

"!"

Sixteen quickly filtered through the black-haired beauties that Jason knew in his mind, and said cautiously: "Aunt Louis is married to Uncle Kent, and Ruan Ruan likes Yaoguang real people, and their Wanhua and Chunyang have always been official spouses." ..."

Not counting Ah Li, Xiaopaoluo is a little lunatic like Ah Fifteen, and his temper is not very good. It would be good if he didn't fight Jason, let alone be his girlfriend.

The blond-haired cats like Asar are the lifelong enemies of Sixteen. Fortunately, Xiao Miaoluo and Miao Miao repel each other and only love gentle and large dogs, while Jason is an out-and-out cat.

Jason responded and looked at her: "What else?"

The little cat approached obediently, summoned up her courage, and kissed his chin. Her eyes were still covered with mist, and she was obviously still wronged, but she still held back her shame and took the initiative to rub against his chest: " Otherwise, think about me, I will be very obedient when I become a girlfriend, I will be very obedient."

She racked her brains and said, "I can still meow!"

Then Meow was kissed by the big bad wolf on the forehead.

Sixteen let go of his hand, opened his eyes wide in disbelief, and subconsciously touched the place where he was kissed. Jason pointed to his chin, with a low voice and a smile: "If you take the initiative, I will Just think about it, huh?"

Sixteen's eyes lit up, and she quickly hugged the big bad wolf's arm, and tiptoed to kiss his side face flatteringly. After kissing twice, she suddenly realized that Jason's expression was not right.

Wait a minute, this kind of smile is not a smile, the feeling of winning, everything is under control, how familiar...

"I see, bad guy! You bullied me again?!"

The little girl seemed to have figured something out, and she suddenly realized something, and rushed over with her teeth and claws, and threatened angrily: "Consider a hammer! Promise me immediately!"

Jason hugged her fluttering arm, moved his warm palm down from the neck a little bit, and finally landed on the center of the butterfly bone, and tapped lightly with his calloused fingertips.

Nervous and shy, Sixteen quietly grabbed the corner of his clothes and buried his small face in his arms, only revealing a slender and graceful neck line and round earballs.

She liked him so much, and all the aura she had finally built up was dissipated by this simple action.

Sixteen took a deep breath in his embrace.

Jason chuckled, thinking of the dark red bat on the kitten's back like a bead of blood, he tapped his fingertips and hinted meaningfully: "You are mine in the first place."

However, the shy little beauty he expected never came.

Because his little cat didn't know what to think of after hearing this sentence, sobbed, and cried again with a "wow".

"Wow! Nightmare love! It's too difficult for me!!!"

Sixteen used his girlfriend's special ability to frantically dig through old accounts, counting Jason's incomprehensible deeds one by one, and cried: "You don't know how sad I am! You actually wore the tie I gave you to go with your girlfriend. My friend is dating! I was so angry that I cried most of the night! Jason Todd, you are a straight man of steel!"

Iron Straight Man Jason: "..."

He was a little dumbfounded, and his heart was a little complicated.

Is it that early?If he remembered correctly, it was two years ago that Sixteen gave him the tie. The little guy was only sixteen at that time, a little shorter than now, and he was so young.

Jason's aesthetics were normal. If he had thought about Sixteen at that time, he would be a real beast. But it's not too late now, they still have two or ten more years.

Thinking of this, he kissed her forehead reassuringly.

——Ashiliu's scratching board figure dividing line——

congratulations!Let's celebrate!

Cat Scratcher Sixteen finally caught up with Jason Todd!

Xiao Naixiu was circling around the room, happily changing her communication ID to "Big Bad Wolf's Girlfriend", and then privately chatting with Xinghuo and sending out an emoticon package of "猫猫自而.gif".

Xinghuo: Rubbing Meow's Head Upstairs Angryly.gif

After confirming that Xinghuo was not on a mission, Sixteen fell flat on the bed happily, and made a phone call: "Sister Xinghuo, look at my ID and profile picture! I've caught up with Jason!"

Xinghuo cut out to take a look, and found that the little guy's profile picture had changed from "I, Cupid, I don't believe that you can't fall in love today.jpg" to a photo with Jason, and not only ID and profile picture, but also her social signature. up.

A typical middle school girl in love, Jason, he didn't even set an avatar, and his signature was blank.

Xinghuo turned over and sat up excitedly, pushed Dick to the side, and said, "Maomao rubs his hands, the spirit of the warrior is commendable! Cutie shares the process of taking down Jason!"

Dick, who was once again disturbed in the world of the two, covered his face in pain: "Sweetheart, the mission has just ended, can you lie down with me for a while? Really, I haven't slept well for two days."

Sixteen on the phone said "Hey", a little embarrassed: "Are you with brother Dick?"

Xinghuo pushed Dick back under the quilt, covered his eyes with one hand, kissed his cheek comfortingly, and said, "It's okay, he can't hear anything when he's asleep, let's continue, how did Jason get enlightened, don't you really know?" tied him up?"

Dick who fell asleep: "..."

He kissed his girlfriend's palm, opened his eyes to look at Xinghuo, and listened to Jason's love story with great interest.

Sixteen was delighted, and got out of bed to look for the kennel while making a phone call: "Then don't blame me for feeding the dog food, actually I don't know what happened, the big bad wolf brought me a small cake in the afternoon, and then We are together!"

She squatted in front of the kennel, bowed to Titus and signaled him to raise her paws, and continued: "Although I don't know what happened, but the result is perfect. What fandom does your boyfriend want!"

Titus glanced at her calmly, moved the black dog's paws, and made room - its kennel was empty, not to mention fanbooks, not even a piece of paper.

Sixteen: "...?"

Sixteen was at a loss. After confirming again that she was not mistaken, she blinked in a daze, and said to the alien princess, "Wait a minute, there seems to be something wrong with me. Missing?"

An ominous premonition rose in Xiao Naixiu's heart, she hung up the phone first, and continued to look for the kennel tremblingly.

Titus took a cushion in his mouth, squatted gracefully to one side, and looked at her with rather human eyes.

Sixteen felt a little guilty, and asked cautiously: "...Titus, do you know where all my colleagues are?"

Titus said in a straight voice: "Wow, woof."

Sixteen: "?????"

A large shadow shrouded her back, making Sixteen subconsciously shiver, feeling the chill behind her.

Little Naixiu turned her head tremblingly, and the owner of the shadow raised her eyebrows at her, and said in a low voice, "Do you mean the book "The Day I Lived With the Red Hood" or "The Love of Gotham: Jason Todd's Hegemony", Or "Robin Robin and His Cat" and "My Cat Has Been Human?"

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen: "..."

The sixteenth groundhog screamed: "Ah!!!!!!"

Jason approached step by step, and the oppressive aura filled every corner around Sixteen. The little girl half-kneeled pitifully in front of the doghouse and looked up at him, while he bent down unhurriedly, Spit out a warm breath.

The boyfriend's breath was close to his ears, and normally Sixteen would have driven the car towards Qiu Mingshan with indescribable thoughts, but Jason chuckled and said, "Shocked, my cohabitant is actually Red Hood , the bathroom play is here!"

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen no longer knew what expression to use to face him, but the instigator didn't realize it, and touched her cheek with the tip of his nose: "Where's the scent of flowers?"

Sixteen: "..."

Knock in!Did you hear that?

Xiao Naixiu, who was publicly executed, wanted to cry without tears. Watching Jason magically take out one copy after another of his own fan, and even read it out, the sadness in his heart flowed like a river. Nowhere to put.

She said in disbelief: "Are you a devil?!"

This, this is not scientific!How can there be someone in this world who can face his 18x fanfic so calmly, and read it out with emotion and emotion without changing his expression!

Sixteen was completely flushed with shame, and looked at Jason with moist eyes, and the latter had already thought of throwing himself into his arms... No, my image of a pure little angel is over!

Jason turned another page, and said without changing his face: "The 16-year-old second-generation Robin has never been so close to a girl even before he came back from the dead, but the girl didn't expect that he would be so close to her for the first time. So talented—"

"Ahhh, how can you read it directly!"

Sixteen finally couldn't listen anymore, and jumped up and covered his mouth with an ow, trying to defend himself: "I'm not! I'm not! Stop talking! I didn't substitute myself!"

However, the next page is to exchange names. The heroine said shyly that she is the sixteenth of Datang Qixiufang.

Jason stopped reading and looked at her leisurely.

Sixteen admitted in a low voice: "...Maybe a little bit, but don't be too complacent, just a little bit!"

She put her arms around Jason's neck, carefully approached the fanbook in his hand, and tried to take it down quietly in one go.

The big bad wolf didn't give her a chance. He put his arms around the little girl's slender waist and wrapped it in his arms. He commented: "The story is not bad, very imaginative, and you're right about one thing."

Um?Which point, Sixteen thought for a while: Although it was indeed the first time, Jason might indeed be very talented...

Sixteen sincerely asked himself to stop.

Jason pinched her cheek: "What are you thinking?"

Miss you, love you so much.

The little cat blinked, stared at his face very seriously, and blushed again when he saw it, and knelt on his chest, and the tip of his ear was about to smoke: "You look so good..."

Really good looking!Super handsome!His eyes are more beautiful than jewels, and his eyelashes are so thick, he is an angel!

The little girl stood on tiptoe with blushing cheeks, and then Jason heard her coquettishly whispering: "Kiss me..."

Her eyes sparkled and she thought: "How can you be so beautiful, I want to kiss you, but Titus is still there, but I really want to kiss you! Big bad wolf, I like you so much!"

Jason looked down at Titus, and Titus looked back calmly. The dog's paw pointed to the side, which was very obvious. This is its den. Please show your love and don't disturb the dog.

However, Sixteen couldn't wait any longer, her boyfriend was Jason Todd!Handsome and irascible little red bird!Sixteen managed to catch up with her boyfriend, but ended up being kissed on the forehead by him, which is completely unacceptable to Sixteen with custard!

The little girl's heart was pounding in her chest, and she broke away from Jason's embrace, struggling to pick off his leather jacket.

Jason: "?"

He wasn't such a... person, and he didn't intend to kiss in front of Titus, so why did he start taking off his clothes all of a sudden.

However, Jason took off his jacket cooperatively.

The next second, he knew what Sixteen was doing with his jacket off, and the little girl put the jacket on Titus' dog's head, folded her hands together and bowed to it, saying very reverently, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just 1 In a few minutes, I will give you all my little cakes, and I will also invite you to come over as a guest!"

There was darkness in front of Titus: "...Wang."

Sixteen finally got his wish.

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The extra episode is over, and the next one will start with a comprehensive martial arts, the true European emperor convinces people with his appearance

Adjust the 25-word short story, and then open the long story.