Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

People sit at home, and Junluo comes up from the sky.

The rich man with a mustache had a hellish expression on his face and pressed the center of his brows with a headache, where the word Sichuan had already been frowned.

——This is truly from heaven.

His dear AI butler has replayed the long footage on his work computer screen six times, frame by frame telling him just how bizarre this uninvited little guy's presence was.

"To be honest, although I am a genius, I actually don't have much research on space-time theory and the quantum field."

Looking at Xiao Junluo, who had a tense face and was very serious, Tony raised his eyebrows, took a sip of the cold coffee next to the workbench, and suppressed his shock: "Okay, this is the Stark Industrial Building, little guy, where do you come from?"

"... Stark Industries Building?"

A Luo repeated this unfamiliar term blankly, and he was absolutely sure that he had never seen this place on the map of Luoyang: "Am I not in Luoyang anymore?"

No matter how strong A Luo looks and no matter how many changes she has experienced, she is still a nine-year-old girl. Even with the guidance of the heroic spirit of Emperor Taizong, she will still feel terrified when she leaves the Tiance Mansion alone for the first time disturbed.

It's a pity that Xiao Junluo, who is used to maintaining a reliable state, concealed it too perfectly, and Tony, who was highly nervous, didn't notice it at all. In fact, this unexpected visitor who suddenly landed in his building was not as calm as he appeared on the surface.

He quickly grasped the key points in A Luo's words, and repeated thoughtfully: "Luoyang?"

It sounds like a city in China.

He snapped his fingers and said to the ceiling, "Jr."

The AI ​​butler did not make a sound, but quietly turned the camera around in cooperation. After a flash of blue light, it scanned Xiao Junluo's armor and compared it with the existing information.

A Luo followed his movements and glanced at the ceiling ignorantly, not quite understanding what he was doing.

Facing Xiao Junluo's curious gaze of "who are you talking to", Tony coughed uncomfortably, and quickly changed the subject: "That's right, kid, you are now in New York, USA."

The rich man with a moustache fell on Junluo thoughtfully, and said to himself, "Okay, maybe I should ask, do you know America? After all, you are not a new guest of Stark Tower, but the whole A new guest in time and space."

Sure enough, Xiao Junluo, who knew nothing about modern society, raised a very real question mark just as he thought.

……U.S?Is the United States also a vassal state of Datang?

Xiao Junluo looked bewildered, never thinking that the Great Tang Dynasty, which came to court from all nations, would also perish.

Even in the future mentioned by Emperor Taizong, she still takes it for granted that Tang Dynasty is still the ruler of the world. Even though it has experienced the Anshi Rebellion, it is still not an existence that Koryo Ryukyu and other small affiliated countries can resist.

But saying that the other party's country is a vassal country in front of others seems unfriendly. Although Datang is indeed very powerful and powerful, Arlo decided to keep a low profile and not be too showy until he found Iron Man.

The little girl walked out from the pile of unrecognizable scrap copper and iron, hugged Sasha's neck and kissed its frightened and aggrieved big eyes, and said tactfully, "Sorry, I don't know much about America."

"It's not just the United States. You don't even understand the world, but this is not a problem. You stand in front of the world's technological leader, and you can understand it at any time."

Tony spread his arms, mentioned the field of technology he was good at and loved, he seemed to be shining and full of special charm, and then he winked at Arlo: "But before that, we should talk Let’s talk about your origin, after all, I don’t know you very well.”

He strokes his moustache with that Stark smile, a gesture that's so proud and conceited, and that crazy confidence that I'm rich and cute.

Arlo felt his heart start to heat up.

What's going on, why does this poor chivalrous man look so much like a rich and powerful little Jiluo in some ways?

Under the bonus of double goodwill, the little girl subconsciously moved a little closer to Tony: "The origin? My name is Li Aluo, a disciple of Wuji Camp in Tiance Mansion, and I came here at the order of Emperor Taizong, um... I can Do you know your name?"

——She has a slight fledgling plot. In the dilapidated shack, the mansion master took her out and handed her over to the military commander Zhu Jianqiu. A Luo then identified Li Chengen, the first little jerk who came to say hello in Hidden Sword Villa. Luo became her little friend, and in such a strange place, the homeless chivalrous man he saw at first sight was naturally full of intimacy.

After all, they are equally poor.

Tony still didn't know that he was treated as a penniless tramp, so his attention was completely focused on the two key points of "Tiance Mansion Wuji Camp" and "Emperor Taizong's Order".

According to the other party, her arrival was probably not an accident, but was teleported to his mansion by the other party after accepting the order of Emperor Taizong.

His eyes fell on Junluo and the horse Lifeisha beside her, and the richest man in New York, who was a bit dabbled in the game of the rich like horse racing, gave an estimate of hundreds of thousands of dollars in a second.

"Tony Stark, when you get used to this world, you will realize what the name really means."

The rich man with a mustache quickly pulled the corner of his lower lip, and praised sincerely: "Your horse is not bad."

—— Was, was praised!

The little white horse condescended to look at Mustache with a look of "heroes see the same thing", then strode forward happily, and ran around him in a reserved manner.

Stupid human, look at my vigorous figure!

"Sasha likes you, she rarely gets close to Brother Beggar and Brother Miao."

A Luo looked at Tony with some admiration: "But I can understand this, you seem to be different from other Hu people I have met, and I like you very much."

Brother Miao and Miaoluo from the Western Regions usually don’t have a good impression of Tiance. After all, it was the Tiance Mansion who beat Mingjiao back to his hometown, especially the little Miaoluo. your wife".

Not all Tiance's wives belong to horses!

"You're also different from the little girls I've seen."

Tony was a little dazzled by the "I like you too" straight ball, he put down his coffee cup, coughed a little uncomfortably, and was ready to accept the sincere compliment from a woman from another country: "Tell me, how are we different? "

Arlo's eyes drifted away for a moment, and then fell on the coffee cup in his hand.

Xiao Junluo's sense of smell is very sensitive, and she is very sure that the thing is bitter. She also heard the other person's stomach growling. Thinking about it, she feels that the other person is a little pitiful. A cake is coming.

As a kind-hearted little city manager, A Luo looked at him instantly full of sympathy: "Your official language is really good, much better than Mingjiao's meows, but a little poorer...you don't know how to bake Mutton skewers or cut cakes?"

When she was on patrol with her seniors, she once saw a few cats from the Western Regions. They wore very little clothes, but they were much cleaner and more gorgeous than this barbarian. You can make money on the day of kebabs and selling cut cakes in the market.

Tony, who was complained about being too poor for the first time: "..."

Mr. Billionaire made a pause gesture, with an expression on his face that you were teasing me, and said in an unbelievable tone: "Wait a minute, if I heard correctly, you said that I... am so poor? Are you sure you're talking about me?"

A Luo thought his self-esteem was frustrated, so he quickly comforted him in a low voice: "It's okay, the gap between the rich and the poor has always existed. I am much poorer than you, and I can hardly afford to support Sasha."

Her expression was very sincere.

That's right, this homeless man's face is very handsome, but he is disheveled, his hair is short like Hao Cang, his palms and cheeks are rubbed with something, it looks black, it is really miserable , is also extremely poor.

Jun Luo's friendly reminder: Hao Cang is the pet of Senior Brother Nanhuang, a little wolf cub who looks a bit like a husky.

Tony: "..."

After confirming that Xiao Junluo's perception of his poverty was sincere, Tony froze for a second.

He took a deep breath with difficulty, and then said very sincerely: "...kid, it seems that there is something wrong with our understanding of each other, put down your weapons, we need to talk."

Arlo: "?"

Xiaojunluo blinked blankly, realizing that she might be a threat to this powerless ordinary person, and cooperated to put the spear back into the Qingrong Baihua bag.

As a disciple of Tiance who defends the country, she never had the idea of ​​threatening others by herself. Picking up a long gun would only make the people feel at ease. After hearing Tony's reminder, Aluo finally realized that she and the future world are in danger. out of place, and that may well be just the beginning.

Seeing the spear that was taller than Xiao Junluo disappear into the air, the confident smile on Tony's face disappeared, and even the pupils shrank for a moment.

But soon, he recovered, and joked as if he was not affected at all: "Is this your special ability? I have to say, you almost scared me, kid."

Aluo was stunned for a moment, almost unable to understand what he was talking about, and asked a little uncertainly: "Special ability, do you mean my Qingrong Baihua bag? You don't have a bag?"

Everyone in the Tang Dynasty has a parcel, which is very common, especially the cheap and popular [-]-compartment lightweight bag with hundreds of flowers, which is basically the standard equipment of a chivalrous man, and the [-]-compartment Tiangong package used by Xiao Jiluo Brocade leather bags will be more expensive.

Xiao Junluo looked at Tony with more than sympathy.

……Gosh!Qingrong Baihua bag is so cheap, this chivalrous man can't afford it, he seems to be a little poorer than me!

How can there be such poor people in this world!