Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Poor Tony Stark wiped his face, and finally couldn't stand the sympathetic gaze from the little girl.

He wiped the motor oil off his face with a white towel, reflected for a second on his dark racerback, and thought uncertainly: Do I really look poor?

Mr. Billionaire, who looked really poor, pushed away the scattered weapon parts and welding tools around him, pulled out a small folding stool from under the workbench, and gestured: "Sit here, little guy, let's have a chat. talk."

Aluo comforted the groping Sasha, sat obediently on the small stool, and quietly looked at Tony and the pile of small parts that flickered with sparks from time to time.

Tony noticed her puzzled eyes, and explained casually: "That's one of my inventions. Some people hate its existence, and some people are grateful for it, but children know that technology is a double-edged sword, whocare!"

"You must be a very powerful person."

Xiao Junluo's eyes were filled with admiration.

She doesn't quite understand this, but these metal products seem to be some kind of weapon accessories, and its complicated structure and fine craftsmanship are almost comparable to that of the monks.

When the disciples of Wanhua Valley were in the free clinic in the military camp, A Luo often heard Xiao Hualuo mention this "I became bald and stronger" worker saint when they exchanged secret recipes for hair care.

Xiao Junluo looked at Tony, and sincerely hoped that the knight would not be bald. Arlo still liked his soft light brown hair, which matched his big caramel-colored eyes very well.

Sitting on the workbench, Tony stretched out his hand to lower the computer screen a little bit, feeling a little uncomfortable being looked at by Xiao Junluo's admiration and subtle sympathy, wet eyes like a puppy.

See, it's this little fangirl stare fueling Stark's ego machine, as if they've grown close.

A Luo was a little puzzled: "Xia Shi, what's wrong with you?"

... You can see that her eyes are all light brown, she really looks like the kind of puppy who trusts humans 100%.

Tony took a second to criticize himself for being too tough, and then his vigilant expression softened visibly, he coughed uncomfortably, and reminded: "Beforehand, this is not an interrogation."

Arlo nodded understandingly: "I know."

Xiao Junluo is very self-aware, this is obviously the territory of the other party, she and Sasha are the uninvited guests, and they are also armed, which must be a terrible threat to ordinary people who do not understand martial arts.

It is normal to be interrogated by the other party at such a time. When facing illegal personnel of unknown origin, the measures taken by the Tiance Mansion are much more drastic than this.

Looking at it this way, the knight is really a good person.

Tony, who is really a good man, is a little suspicious that this is a premeditated targeted landing. After all, he has always had extraordinary tolerance and tolerance for women and children.

"Relax, we'll start with the simplest."

The rich man with a mustache glanced at the message sent by the AI ​​steward on the computer screen, made a gesture of "please start your show" to A Luo, and asked uncertainly: "I remember you came from Luoyang of? Which Luoyang?"

"What is... which Luoyang?"

A Luo didn't quite understand what he meant, and asked with some doubts: "Is there a second Luoyang besides the capital?"

Tony spread his hands: "It's hard to say, since you haven't even heard of the United States, I seriously doubt that you are not from the parallel universe of the earth, and the Luoyang we are talking about may not even be the same place, at least in our In the world, Luoyang is not the capital of China."

A Luo didn't quite understand the concept of space-time travel, and she didn't understand what parallel universes were. Hearing Tony's explanation, she gave a little "ah" in a daze: "Huaguo?"

Tony gave a brief reminder: "Luoyang City is located in Henan Province, China. I heard that the peonies are blooming very well."

Arlo didn't get the point of his active atmosphere at all.

China?What Huaguo is obviously Datang!

Every inch of my land in the Tang Dynasty will not be compromised!

When it comes to the territory of the Tang Dynasty, the expression of the patriotic and angry young Aluo immediately became serious, and he corrected: "It is not Huaguo, it is the Tang Dynasty, and Luoyang is the capital of the Tang Dynasty. When the Empress Zetian was in power, she moved her capital to Luoyang. The current emperor Your Majesty also made Luoyang the capital, and Luoyang has been the territory of the Tang Dynasty since ancient times."

"Your Majesty the current reigning emperor? Kid, you don't want to tell me that you come from the Tang Dynasty of Huaguo more than 1000 years ago, do you?"

With an expression of "Areyoukiddingme?", Tony glanced at Xiao Junluo with a half-smile, and said, "People from the Tang Dynasty can't speak American English so fluently like you."

"One, more than 1000 years ago? Is it so long?"

A Luo looked at him in astonishment. She didn't expect that Emperor Taizong's so-called future would be so many years later, but she was a little confused when she heard Tony's question: "What American English? Obviously your Mandarin Chinese is so good. "

Tony: "Did you hear that I was speaking Mandarin in Tang Dynasty?"

He stared closely at Xiao Junluo's eyes, and found that there was nothing but sincerity and trust in these beautiful eyes like a puppy, which made people feel soft.

Tony began to doubt his own judgment and speculation.

He slowly moved his eyes away, and finally focused on the computer screen that was close at hand. The information displayed on the page was exactly the keywords given by his AI steward according to Xiao Junluo—"Luoyang", "Tiantian Policy" and "Emperor Taizong" are compared and screened and given related entries.

"—Tang Emperor Gaozu Wude four years, Tang Taizong—that is, Qin Wang Li Shimin at that time, after defeating Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande's coalition forces, he was named Tiance General and built Tiance Mansion in Luoyang City."

And Arlo's answer confirmed Tony's guess.

Xiao Junluo glanced at him cautiously, as if he was the old antique who couldn't accept the facts.

"I am indeed from the Tang Dynasty, but I never thought that the future that Emperor Taizong said would be so many years later..."

A Luo bit his lower lip, and said a little nervously: "Actually, I can't accept this fact... Sorry, this sounds really weird, did I scare you?"

Tony rubbed the space between his brows, and felt a huge amount of information surging in his mind: "No, no... Maybe it was a little shocking, but it's not important."

Perhaps it was the scientist's intuition, he had this wonderful premonition before the other party confessed his origin.

This silver-armored and red-robed little general is still a girl of eight or nine years old. Although she is not tall enough and has a pretty bun face, she has a calm, courteous demeanor and a heroic demeanor. The traces of training are not the same as ordinary little girls.

A girl of her age is usually held in the hands of her parents and loved by her parents. If the stars are not given to the moon, she will rarely have such a clear response thinking, and she will never have such good skills like flying over the wall. .

Except for the perverted old bat in Gotham and those bat cubs in their family, girls of normal age should not be able to accept such rigorous training, which is not good for their growth and development, but it was possible in ancient times.

And most importantly, she seems to know nothing about Stark Industries, which is unusual in modern society.

Tony considered that it would make sense if she came from another point in time, or another parallel world.

But that fluent American English allowed Tony to rule out the possibility of traveling through time and space, and he didn't expect that she came from such a long time ago.

"Well, kid, it seems that our world is not without something in common, which is good news."

Tony said frankly: "However, I am also very sure that you are not from our world thousands of years ago. I have studied world history. The Tang Dynasty in Huaguo was indeed open, but even so, there is no reason for little girls to go to the battlefield. They also Not wearing armor like this little skirt."

A Luo didn't quite understand what he meant, but he knew that the other party disliked the design of Tiance's armor for not being practical enough.

Xiao Junluo touched the red beard on the top of her head, and retorted in a low voice a little aggrieved: "Actually, I think the Yanyun suit is beautiful and practical, and it is not cumbersome at all... Brothers also have chest armor, and the attributes of the equipment are the most important." the most important."

Tony: "..." Sounds a bit like playing a game.

And open the chest armor, what kind of operation is this?

Use your chest muscles to attract the enemy's attention?Is it like the three-color alien with strange aesthetics in Metropolis?

Tony turned off the electronic screen. In front of a young general who is likely to accept the idea of ​​loyalty and patriotism, he had to consider the words to address their emperor: "Let's move on to the next topic, the Emperor Taizong who ordered you... ...Didn't he die during Xuanzong's time?"

A Luo himself didn't know the answer to this question, so naturally he couldn't answer him.

"I don't know what's going on. After I finished feeding Sasha, I heard my brother call me, and then His Majesty Taizong appeared."

When mentioning Emperor Taizong, Xiao Junluo clenched his fists devoutly, recounted the scene at that time, and finally said proudly: "Your Majesty gave me to Iron Man to protect his safety, saying that I am One of the best candidates for the job, and here I am."

The big eyes are shining, and it seems that he is still proud of being able to work for the feudalist Li Papi.

Tony hesitated to speak, not knowing how to tell her that the Tang Dynasty had perished.

Obviously, the little girl has extraordinary feelings for the Tang Dynasty, and it is estimated that there is no way to accept this fact.

In fact, it’s the same for him. Suddenly, you travel hundreds of years later, and an uncle with a beard tells you that the United States is destroyed. Who can bear it.

Tony even suspected that His Majesty Taizong sent this silly little girl to their world just to change the fact that the Tang Dynasty perished.

The capitalist squeezed his brows, he didn't quite understand the feudal emperor's disregard for human rights, he frowned and said in disapproval: "He gave you to Iron Man?"

"That's right!"

When mentioning Emperor Taizong's mission, Xiao Junluo cheered up for a second: "Do you know where Iron Man is?"

Tony looked puzzled: "Iron Man? How do I know, and to be honest, this code name sounds stupid."