Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

New York, USA, Brooklyn neighborhood.

"...In short, that's it. The nurse left safely, and I was only slightly injured."

Steve was holding a large bucket of milk, with fine beads of sweat on the tip of his nose: "It's just a few punches, not only did I fight back, I even don't need your help to take revenge this time."

"Yes, yes, brave sir, almost all the robbers on this street now recognize your heroic demeanor in saving lives."

Bucky choked Steve unceremoniously, and followed the blond young man easily with two large bags of vegetables—this was their childhood game, Steve was not in good health when they were young, and they often played A game between soldiers and officers, and Steve is a relatively civilian officer.

Sure enough, the blond young man looked at him dumbfounded, and said helplessly, "I can tell it's a joke."

He sighed, it was just a bucket of milk, and he would feel tired after a distance of less than one kilometer. Bucky was right, he would die if he went to the battlefield with such physical fitness.

"Don't make that expression, I'm not against you, you know that I agree with any decision you make, even if you want to risk your life."

Bucky spread his hands, winked at him like a cunning cat, and almost threw the bag of frozen chicken legs to the ground: "The commander should order the soldiers to do it."

Although his tone was full of ridicule, he still couldn't help looking at his friend's forehead with a little worry that could barely see the scar - Xiao Cailuo's medicinal wine was very good, and Steve's blue and purple bruises had been massaged by Duoduo down disappeared.

Following his line of sight, Steve touched his forehead with one hand, and said clearly: "No injury, I said I didn't suffer this time, I have a new helper."

Maybe most people can't understand why Bucky and Steve became friends. Steve's mother was single for more than [-] years, and Bucky's girlfriends can form a strengthening company, but I have to say that Steve said You're right, most pretty girls appreciate the Bucky type more.

But the fact is that, cats and dogs are a perfect match.

The feline Bucky looked worriedly at Steve's sweaty nose, and his thin arms with blue veins protruding from holding the milk bucket. He wanted to help, but Steve sternly refused to help, calling it To exercise yourself in advance.

"Your new friend? Then I will help you check it out."

Bucky's eyes fixed on the milk bucket, a little confused: "No, Steve, why did you buy so much milk at once? Can you drink it within the expiration date?"

Steve nodded in confirmation, and explained: "This is for two, and I'm planning to introduce my little tenant to you."

He really wouldn’t buy so much milk usually, after all, Bucky doesn’t need this, he is the only one who drinks it at home, but now Steve can be regarded as a family man, his little Gailuo is only so big, like this age Children need to drink more milk so that they can grow taller in the future.

Bucky had an incredible expression on his face: "If I remember correctly, Steve, you live in a one-person apartment."

That is to say, except for the hard single bed, you can only sleep on the sofa. Steve's single sofa is only big. Could it be that his new friend is also a malnourished dwarf?

"That's right, so Duoduo will sleep in the living room for the time being. She is not too tall, so she can just sleep on the sofa."

Looking at Bucky's eyes of "know it in seconds" and "I have a set", Steve added helplessly: "No girl wants to live with me, and this is not a normal step in love. Duoduo is only eight or nine years old. Still a little girl."

Bucky coughed lightly, throwing away the messy things in his mind: "Dodo? Sounds like an Asian name."

Steve responded with confirmation: "You guessed it, Duo Duo is indeed a magical Asian girl, but you will never guess how I met her, it is very bizarre."

Bucky opened his mouth and came: "A hero saves the beauty?"

Steve: "..." It's over, the "little beauty" that he had finally forgotten appeared in his mind again.

He said with difficulty: "Why do you think so?"

"The normal routine is like this. Asian girls like this kind of old story, and you can really do this kind of thing. You are a good person, the kind that is not derogatory."

Bucky said: "Would you mind telling me how it happened? Maybe we could have a 'baby tadpole looking for mother'."

"There is no tadpole, and mother frog is not in this world, Bucky, as I said, her origin is very amazing."

Steve told Bucky the bizarre scene that happened in the alley, and by the way, he won a wave of goodwill for the heroic little Cailuo who saved the beauty: "So I didn't suffer this time."

Bucky looked at him thoughtfully, as if he understood something, and said very understandingly: "So you are the 'beauty' in 'Save the Beauty', no wonder your expression just now..."

Steve looked at him speechlessly: "..."

"Yes, that's the expression. Look, it's coming again."

Bucky raised his eyebrows, held two shopping bags in one hand, and wrapped his other arm around his friend's thin shoulder: "Is it a little mutant? No wonder you can't find a place to live on the street. Don't worry, I Do not discriminate against mutants."

Steve stretched his brows and smiled. Even though he and Bucky had never discussed this topic, they were so connected. That's right, Bucky had mutant comrades in the military camp, so he definitely wouldn't discriminate against mutants. .

"I guessed that before I knew her origin, but Duoduo is indeed not a mutant, she is from Datang."

Steve explained: "It was the Tang Dynasty thousands of years ago, but it was another thousand years ago in another parallel world, Tang in Chinatown. I don't know much about the theory of time and space, but the fact is like this. She doesn't know anything about common sense."

Bucky's expression changed, and his expression was not so relaxed and friendly. He said in disbelief: "You believe what she said?"

Steve nodded: "I've confirmed it."

Bucky looked at his silly and sweet hair with hatred, and thought to himself: Brother!You are not a fool!

Bucky has no objection to taking in a poor little homeless mutant, but time travel?

Why would Steve believe such a fantasy?

There must be a reason for what happened, nothing more than defrauding money and sex.

Bucky weighed his vocabulary and asked, "So you just brought her home? Will she live forever?"

Steve didn't think for a second, nodded his head in confirmation, and said gently: "Yes, I will take care of her."

He thought for a while, and added: "The single-person apartment is a bit small, but after a while, my application for enlistment will probably be approved, and Duoduo can live in the apartment by himself."

Bucky: "..." The mutant little liar is all right!

How long has it been since the apartment is about to be given away!

And his silly, sweet-haired little guy didn't realize it, and was still introducing that little guy who was plotting evil.

Steve had a paternal love on his face, completely unaware that he was caught in a conspiracy: "Unfortunately, I don't know Duoduo's size, otherwise I should buy her a few sets of clothes and snacks when I come out today. Little girls can't drink alcohol, but they can eat some snacks."

Bucky looked at him with "what can I do to save you, my silly little boy", feeling that he had nothing to say.

He actually wanted to buy her clothes and snacks!

Steve's own life is not rich, it can even be called very tight, especially recently he is still working hard to exercise his body and wants to pass the conscription medical examination. Even if he has a little savings, it is estimated that this period of time will be used up.

"So to sum up, within an hour of meeting you, you let her in, and even within a day, you decided to leave the apartment to her."

Bucky looked at him bitterly, and said sadly, "Steve, you're such a good man."

It is not certain whether this good man is derogatory or not.

And Steve: "..."

Steve always felt that this sentence was a bit weird.

Bucky patted him on the shoulder, said earnestly and eagerly: "Don't worry Steve, your dear little niece, I will take care of you well, well, well."

——Bucky's baby fat dividing line——

After buying an extra strange casserole according to Xiao Cailuo's request (seriously, casserole is quite difficult to buy, but fortunately Bucky has international students who know Dongfang), Bucky and Steve carried big bags Xiao Bao returned to the apartment.

Steve couldn't spare his hands to take out the keys, so he could only knock on the door twice with the milk bucket in his arms, and said, "How many?"

With a "creak", the door of the old apartment opened.

A chubby little girl opened the door of the apartment with a smile, and looked up curiously with her white and tender chubby face. From Bucky's perspective, she could still see her pink and tender lips and soft baby fat. It also shakes!

Which Bucky/Steve can stand up to this scene!

Bucky took a deep breath, thinking about the apartment that Steve was about to give away, he persisted firmly.

"James Buchanan Barnes, my boy."

Steve introduced to Xiao Cailuo: "You can also call him Uncle Bucky. Bucky has served in the army for a long time. He has a lot of experience and knowledge. Maybe he can help you."

Duoduo, who hadn't seen Bucky yet, was gearing up and gave a meaningful "oh": So there are ten military masters and nine scumbag military masters...

Xiao Cailuo and Bucky held the same "I want to check for Steve" mentality, and looked at each other with sparks of scrutiny (Bucky unilaterally, after all, Xiao Cailuo is wearing a cloud screen cover), and they froze at the same time.

Xiao Cailuo, who is born with a smiling face, is obviously not the same as the "glib" little liar in Bucky's imagination. She is blindfolded, but her exposed cheeks are round and swollen. The baby is fat, white and tender, looking chubby like a little hamster.

Even with blindfolds on his eyes and large blue cloud and dragon tattoos on his arms and waist, the cute Bucky still itches his hands, and he can't help but want to touch her soft baby fat.

And Duoduo's reaction was similar to Bucky's.

Unlike Steve, who was thin and handsome and not at all like a grown man, Bucky was a tall, handsome, extremely masculine man.

His military uniform hat was buttoned a little crookedly, and Duo Duo could just see his gray-green pupils and charming smile under the sun—he was like the Persian cat raised by Xiao Miaoluo.

It is also a muscular cat with very obvious chest muscles.

The senior cat slave Duoduo was a little itchy, and couldn't help but get closer, and found that he really wanted to scratch his jaw, or touch the soft short dark brown hair on the back of his head.

Her little friend, Xiao Miaoluo, has blond hair and different pupils, with one blue and one green eyes. She is as cute as a cat. The blond-haired and blue-eyed Steve looks like a canine, but he should have owed it to the vendetta military master. It looks like a Persian cat.

How is this fat four?Is it the novice welfare package of the new world?Did the two of them grow up according to her aesthetics?

Bucky, who specially followed Xiao Cailuo's aesthetics, pushed down the crooked brim of his hat, hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a cute smile with a bit of scorn, and asked, "Is your name Duoduo? It's a cute name, my I like Asian girls."

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Duoduo looked at his gray-green eyes and handsome face, and immediately called out in a crisp voice: "Brother Beauty!"

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Steve: "...?"