Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

After dinner, Xiao Cailuo rolled up her shirt cuffs high, pressed Steve on the sofa to drink milk, and ran to the kitchen to wash the used dishes.

Bucky thinks he's starting to envy Steve.

Sure enough, no one in this world can escape the "Law of True Fragrance" of Wang Xze, a great philosopher of later generations.

"Is the little antique from more than 1000 years ago so cute? Steve, she even has a small canine tooth!"

Bucky forced his tall and strong body into the gap between Steve and the sofa, and like a lazy cat, he opened up his thoughts: "I also want such a cute niece, wait When the war is over I'm going to find a cute Asian girl, and my daughter must be that cute."

That's right, after quietly observing Xiao Cailuo for a whole dinner, Bucky was completely conquered by the little girl's easy-going bag of flowers and dog-beating stick, and he was basically convinced of the absurd sounding "time and space visitor" statement.

Steve put the warm milk cup on the old coffee table, and imagined the wonderful scene with a smile: "Yes, then I will have two nieces."

Two simple, straight men in the 40s don't know what a flag is. When they sit together and imagine the future, they are like old generals fighting on the stage.

Find someone to marry after the war is over, and when you enlist in the army, we will carry out missions together and I will cover you...

The flag is inserted one by one.

And Duoduo stepped on a small stool and stood in front of the sink, scrubbing three times, five times and two times, and started cleaning the kitchen after washing.

Bucky rubbed his neck, and suddenly felt a little guilty looking at the hardworking little Cailuo: "Isn't it good for the two of us to sit here and let the little girl do it herself?"

Steve is obviously not a black-hearted landlord who would exploit child labor. Hearing this sentence, he immediately explained: "Don't think too much, it was proposed by Duoduo herself. She doesn't want to live here for nothing, so she will help me with housework. Offset meal money."

That's right, Xiao Gai Luo is such a principled loli. She already has a gold master, Xiao Miao Luo, and she must not sell more than one beggar. She must do something to repay Steve.

Bucky, who often sits around for dinner and is too lazy to wash the dishes: "..."

He couldn't take his eyes off Xiao Cailuo's slightly trembling baby fat face when she was doing housework, and her serious chubby face...

Bucky slapped his forehead, lay back on the sofa in grief and began to condemn himself: I'm sorry because my ideological awareness is too poor, I'm sorry for Steve, and I'm sorry for the United States.

Then he sat up suddenly and noticed something was wrong: "I never asked, is Duoduo's eyes..."

Steve hasn't answered yet, Xiao Cailuo has finished her housework, smiled and leaned towards her new beauty brother, and took the opportunity to suck Bucky Meow: "I can see that the eyes are covered by the clouds, but But it does not affect the line of sight, sometimes you can't just see things with your eyes."

She pointed to her heart: "Buddhism and martial arts both pay attention to the state of mind. Clouds cover the eyes, but the heart is still bright and unfettered, so naturally it can see things clearly."

The sucked Bucky Meow and Steve Wang looked at each other in dismay, and both of them were at a loss—Bucky and Steve, who grew up under the education of Western materialism, didn't understand the world of Eastern martial arts at all (not to mention that Jian San could even be called It's fantasy)

Not to mention the two Europeans with good roots, even in the East, where martial arts originated, after thousands of years of inheritance, people who don't understand what a state of mind is still occupy the majority.

Xiao Cailuo gave an example: "The most wealthy weapon dealer in the Tang Dynasty is Cangjian Villa. The owner of Cangjian Villa, Ye Ying, has learned the Supreme Heart Sword and has been unable to see things since then, but daily life does not require special care. , this is the mind's eye."

Bucky half-understood what he heard, feeling that his world view was shattered, and always felt that it was actually some kind of metaphysical power: "Maybe rich people have a special problem, the richest weapon dealer here is Stark, he is committed to Yu Pao... is dedicated to dating beautiful girls and building flying cars."

He said with a confused face: "Actually, I have never understood the difference between a flying car and an airplane."

Maybe this is what the rich man thinks.

Duoduo made an equivalent replacement in his mind, and after replacing Stark with Hidden Sword Villa, he glanced at him in shock: How dare this poor military master mock a hidden sword who sells weapons?

"Do your arms dealers also wear golden clothes?"

Xiao Cailuo thought of the Tang Dynasty in this world, and was a little curious to confirm the similarity between the two worlds: "And you still mocked Stark, how can you ask him for support in the future?"

Bucky choked on his throat, and looked at the pure smile on Duoduo's face, for a moment he wasn't sure what the difference was between her "nurture" and the one he knew.

"Mr. Stark's clothes are actually not bad? I saw him once when he held a technology fair. He has a small silver-gray suit with a wine-red silk shirt and a cute mustache."

Bucky put a flag on his chest earnestly: "Steve and I are self-reliant and don't need to ask Stark for support. Do you think we are poor?"

Duoduo: "..." Aren't you poor? !

Xiao Cailuo considered the language for a while, described the life of Cangjian Villa euphemistically, and finally concluded: "The disciples of Cangjian Villa are too embarrassed to go out without a few 10 taels of gold in their bags. They are all inlaid with beautiful gems, and gold, silver and jade are piled up into mountains."

Bucky and Steve stared blankly: "..."

Eye-opening, he and Steve are not too much pursuit of enjoyment, nor love money, but the corrupt capitalist life in this feudal society is damn delicious!

Bucky held his respect firmly: "Stark is a playboy, and he has dated as many reporters as he has luxury cars. You can tell from Steve's innocent face that I am also a conservative man. How could I find a playboy? Young master subsidizes life?"

Duoduo thought for a while and said, "That's right, Brother Beauty doesn't look like he owes a vendetta at all, but you can wait for other Starks who are not playboys."

It is generally accepted that military masters should be equipped with Tibetan swords.

Little Gailuo shook her head, trying to distinguish the similarities and differences between the two worlds, ran to the kitchen to cut some raw meat, and fed it to Uncle Wuxiang bit by bit.

After eating the meat, Wu Xiang patted his wings, and couldn't bear to destroy Steve's thin body, so he squatted on Bucky's shoulder and combed his feathers with his mouth.

Bucky rubbed it twice, and felt that it felt good: "It's fluffy, much easier to touch than a kitten or a puppy, but it's a bit bigger, and it hurts a little when the paws grab the shoulders...Really, the strength is really great, so big The falcons can catch rabbits when they are released.”

Little Beggar Luo and You Rongyan puffed up their chests: "Five Fragrances can not only be used to catch rabbits, it is also a helper for our beggar gang to spy on information, but unfortunately uncle said that your army here has a special magnetic field, and Five Fragrances will not be able to find it." to the direction."

She touched Wuxiang's feathers, and said to Bucky with a friendly smile: "Wuxiang can understand what you are saying, it is angry, the smaller bird is probably Ji Xiaomeng from Cangjian Villa, Wuxiang I don't like those little chickens who only show cuteness to their masters, they can't even fly!"

Bucky stroked the falcon's feathers: "Forget it, Mr. Wuxiang, asking a chicken to fly is not a bit difficult for a chicken."

Wuxiang raised her jaw proudly and flew away by herself.

After feeding Wuxiang, Duoduo's day's work was completely over. Both Steve and Bucky were confused about the theory of space-time travel. The summary comes.

But they determined how to reissue the ID.

"You know, the Asian identity process is a bit complicated in this sensitive time, but it shouldn't be a big problem."

Bucky asked reassuringly: "We can talk about your mission now. Besides the names Captain America and Iron Man, do you have any other clues?"

Duoduo shook his head honestly: "Uncle Guo Yan didn't say anything. I can only be sure that Captain America is not the Captain of the United States. He must be related to the United States. He may be in your military headquarters. As for Iron Man... don't worry about it. .”

Captain America hasn't written his horoscope yet, let alone protect him and watch him prevent him from fighting Iron Man.

Speaking of this, Duoduo suddenly lifted his spirits and thought of his friend Xiao Miaoluo: "Actually, I have a little friend who also came to this world, but I don't know where she is yet, brother beauty, can you help me pay attention to it?" ?"

"There is still a small antique?"

Bucky was a little surprised: "You say, but I'm not sure, because I'll be in the army most of the time."

"Xiao Miaoluo is easy to recognize. She has two cat ears on her Little Red Riding Hood, a lot of gold and precious stones on her school uniform, blond hair like Uncle Rogers, and one blue and one green eyes."

When it comes to Little Miaoluo, the cat slaves are full of eloquence, and the eyes under the cloud cover are also lit up: "She is the cutest cat in the world! You will recognize her when you see her!"

"Different pupils are indeed rare, but I have a question."

Bucky had an expression that I had endured for a long time: "Why is Steve the uncle, and I am the beautiful brother?"

Bucky refused to accept that he was shorter than Steve by a generation!