Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

The grass on the wall, Sixteen, hummed a nursery rhyme, curiously and happily poked the button of the remote control of the air conditioner, and began to explore the hotel's TV and unseen furnishings with great interest.

And Jason put the leather jacket on the hanger, turned on the light in the bathroom, and said: "I'll take a shower first, don't touch the power supply, it's those two-hole and three-hole plugs."

Sixteen looked at him nervously, put his little toes together, and stammered: "Wash, take a bath... that's right, you've been lying on the ground for several days, but I'm a girl Ah, you don't shy away from it!"

"..." It's not that he discriminates against little ones, but with Sixteen's body size, he can be regarded as a child at most, a little younger than Ruan Ruan, how can she be eight years old?I think a lot.

Jason raised his eyebrows in surprise, and responded to her without emotion: "Then be conscious and don't eavesdrop."

The small town is underdeveloped, how big can a small hotel be?In addition to a double bed and a bathroom, there is not even room for a floor in the room, and the bath can only be a simple shower, and the sound of the water will definitely be heard very clearly.

Sixteen's black face has a question mark face, and his small head is full of doubts: "...don't eavesdrop, don't eavesdrop?!?"

Listen, is this what people say?

Xiao Xiuluo was so angry that her liver hurt, she said angrily: "Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense, who would eavesdrop on you big bad wolf rolling in the pool!"

She puffed her cheeks for a second, and finally snorted out of anger, and said reluctantly: "I know, you go wash up, the dirty ones are almost smelly."

After all, Jason had been lying in caves and dense forests for two days, and followed the truck to eat ashes all the way. The trousers and jacket were still worn by others. If he didn't take a shower, he would really smell like sweat.

Jason slowly raised one eyebrow, he paused when he took off his racer-back vest, and looked at Sixteen's cat-like face meaningfully: "Everyone, each other."

Sixteen, who was also dirty and didn't take a shower: "..."

Ah Sixteen opened his eyes wide, belatedly remembering that he hadn't showered for two days, and quickly sniffed his cuffs guiltyly—it didn't smell, and it still smelled like milk.

The little girl breathed a sigh of relief, and glared at Jason confidently: "I'm not the same as you, but I know I'm dirty too! I'll wash it for nothing later!"

She pushed Jason, who was a total dismantler, into the bathroom, angrily opened a bag of fudge, picked out the color she liked and ate it, and put all the ones she didn't like back into the package for the big bad wolf.

Less than 10 minutes later, Big Bad Wolf came out of the bathroom covered in moisture, holding a white towel prepared by the small hotel in his hand, and carelessly wiped his hair twice.

It's a pity that the small hotel is not comprehensive after all, and they don't know how to prepare bathrobes or bath towels. Jason can only put the two clothes that can't be said to be clean, and ordered: "Go and wash."

Sixteen dawdled: "I, I won't..."

won't what?Can't wash... oh, can't use the water heater, little antiques have this problem, he has experience.

Jason took a deep breath patiently, brushed his wet hair back, and said, "Come here, I'll teach you how to use the water heater, hot water on the left and cold water on the right, understand?"

Sixteen looked at him obediently and cutely with his chin up, and asked irrelevantly, "Brother, do you think I look like a child prodigy? Just... draw an analogy, the one that can take the number one prize."

Jason paused: "It's good to have ideals."

Sixteen was confused: "You also know that I'm not a genius? Then you just say a word and ask me if I understand!"

Jason: "..." I overestimated the IQ of the little cat.

After about half a minute, Sixteen looked at the water temperature control device under the water heater, which was as tall as hers: "..."

Too much, too much, you bullies.

With tears in her eyes, the little girl hugged the shower head with difficulty after taking a bath, and even applied the fragrant Xiufang balm.

The bathroom was full of water stains, and Sixteen couldn't clean it up, so he ran out wet to find Jason, his little feet stepped on a series of small footprints, and he jumped onto the bed: "I finished washing, but there are There is a lot of water, what should I do?"

Unlike Jason, Sixteen had the Qixiu school uniform that he had replaced before, so he didn't worry about the clothes at all. After taking a bath, he was a sweet and chubby little loli again.

As soon as he left the bathroom, Sixteen was stunned for a moment, and found a pile of parts lying on the floor, which looked... very much like an air conditioner remote control or a TV remote control.

And Jason's face was livid, his forehead was bulging with veins, and his eyeballs were a little red. He seemed to be enduring something painful, and his emotions were on the verge of erupting.

As for the TV, the TV tuned to the news broadcast is broadcasting the news, it seems to be related to some clown?

The female reporter on the TV held the microphone and continued to report with a formulaic smile: "...Batman once again sent the Joker and Poison Ivy back to Arkham, and the Justice League also solved the mutation that ravaged the city. Plant, and Mr. Wayne, the patron of the Justice League, promised that the Wayne Group will bear the losses caused by the superheroes in the battle."

Sixteen didn't quite understand, but she could feel Jason's pain, despair, and even such emotions. She was a little timid and moved lightly to Jason's side, gently hooked his little finger, and whispered Said: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

It was just a bath, at most half an hour, why did Sixteen become more terrifying than the big bad wolf in the blink of an eye?What happened?

Jason watched the dirty little tabby cat transform into a Persian cat, and couldn't help but think of the night when he jumped down from Lei Xiaogu's castle, the little girl like an elf landed in front of him like dancing, healing His lungs were seriously injured.

Then the flower fairy who is not stained with dust becomes his little cat, a cat that belongs only to him, and she even saves him.

Unlike Ruan Ruan, who was white and black, Sixteen was such a soft and timid little girl, cowardly and chatty, but in fact, she was afraid of even thunder, and she would definitely be afraid of him.

Jason paused for a moment, and the tense atmosphere that seemed to be about to erupt the volcano disappeared, and he laughed at himself: "It's nothing, did I scare you?"

Sixteen nodded in fear, then shook his head lightly, and said with reason: "Don't try to scare me! I'm the bravest Qixiu warrior in Slender West Lake...well, just a little bit, But I know you won't hurt me."

Both Master and Fangzhu said that you are a good person.

However, the big bad wolf seemed to have lost all energy in an instant, and seemed to have been hit by something. He didn't even hit Sixteen. He rubbed the center of his brows with a tired expression, and said after a while: "I'll clean up later. .”

Sixteen was super happy: "Thank you brother MUA!"

Jason got up to tidy up the shower, and closed the bathroom door smoothly. Sixteen heard him turn on the faucet, and the clattering sound covered up all other traces.

His mood is obviously wrong, something must have happened that Sixteen doesn't know about, the master said to protect the safety of the mission target... probably including the safety of his heart, right?

Xiao Naixiu took a deep breath, got off the bed softly, tiptoed, mustered up the courage to walk to the door of the bathroom, and turned sideways to listen to what he was doing.

The next second, the door swung open, and Sixteen was terrified: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Jason stood at the door expressionlessly. He didn't know what he was doing for so long. He seemed to have taken a shower again, but his half-dry hair was still dripping: "What are you overhearing?"

Sixteen was shocked: "You, you took a bath again?!"

Before Jason could answer, Sixteen looked at his hair and took it as his acquiescence, wanting to cry without tears: "I'm not! I didn't! I didn't eavesdrop on you taking a bath! I just wanted to see if anything happened. I'm not a pervert! Don't hit me!"

Jason: "..." The pain was half-diluted.

Sixteen held his head in defense, and secretly opened his eyes to look at him.

Jason didn't speak, he was not in high spirits, Sixteen watched him throw the towel aside with an irritable expression, sat on the edge of the bed and uncomfortably tugged at his overly tight neckline, his half-length hair was still dripping with water Wet on the forehead...

Hey, boy's life is really rough.

Little Naixiu took the towel nervously, jumped on the bed and wiped his hair. Out of the guilt of "overhearing" Jason taking a bath, she decided to transform the task object into a delicate Xiufang boy. She said attentively, On the one hand, he said very seriously: "If you don't dry your hair, you will have a headache!"

Jason reluctantly responded to her: "Well, it's okay."

The little girl dried her hair very gently. She gently pressed her fingertips on her scalp, rubbed her hair, and changed the position. It didn't make people feel uncomfortable at all, and she was so comfortable that she wanted to sleep directly. She really Very good at living.

Then in the next second, Sixteen, who knows how to live, took out a small box of milk-flavored balm, dug out a small piece, and was about to apply it on his face: "This smells good, and it can also maintain the skin. You have to be worthy of your beauty!"

Jason: "?" Wait a minute, what is this?

Sixteen slapped it up with a finger, and successfully applied the milk-flavored balm to Jason's face: "Come on! Apply the fragrance!"

Jason, who tried hard to control himself not to resist: "..."

It's hard, really, it's hard for me.

——Jason's abdominal muscles and the dividing line of the mermaid line——

It was probably because Sixteen was unlucky. The town has been in the thunderstorm season recently. The town has been sultry for several days, but there was only light rain and no thunder, but she caught up with it as soon as she arrived. There was a thunderstorm.

Sixteen had a big bed all to herself, and Jason was laying a bed under the bed. She could hear the sound of rain outside the window, and the rain rustled on the glass. After a while, it started to thunder, and even the curtains couldn't stop the lightning. Light.

As soon as the thunder sounded, Sixteen shivered unconsciously. She rolled herself into the quilt and tried to curl up into a ball—it was the most secure position. speak out.

If Jason hadn't woken up, Sixteen might have shrunk to his lap, comforting herself that someone would accompany her through the rainy night, but not only was he awake, but he was also so fierce...

Xiao Naixiu thought of the silly Jason, he would touch her head to comfort her, sobbed silently: Bad guy.

In the next second, she was hugged into the arms of the villain with quilts, and she patted the top of her hair comfortingly: "Go to sleep."