Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

"..." It's too foul, how can it be like this.

Sixteen blinked a little guilty, and apologized softly under the quilt: "I'm sorry, I'm the bad guy."

Jason probably didn't get the point of Sixteen's apology.

With his eyes closed, he pressed the little girl to his chest in a rough manner, and reached out to cover her ear tips, but his voice didn't sound sleepy at all: "Sleep."

"..." Who wants to hear this!Dear comfort!

Sixteen puffed up his face angrily, rubbed the warm and dry palm next to his ear vigorously, and whimpered a little bit aggrieved: "Don't hurt me, I'm afraid of thunder."

Jason didn't speak, he opened his eyes and looked at the wronged little kitten under the quilt, wondering what he was thinking.

Lightning flashed across the night sky, illuminating the dark night in an instant. Sixteen raised his face to look at the mission target, and was facing Jason's cold expression under the lightning. It's frighteningly bright.

No matter how dull Sixteen was, he could sense that something was wrong with him—he had been suppressing something.

She couldn't help but think back to Xiao Baiyan's description of Jason: a lone wolf full of scars, a black hero who walks on the edge of the law... Then who hurt him?

Xiao Xiuluo didn't speak again, she wrapped the quilt in silence, and shrunk into the big bad wolf's embrace until there was no more space between them.

Jason sensed her approach, and the pain and self-doubt of knowing that the Joker was alive and that Batman had a new Robin was somewhat diluted: "Scared you?"

The little girl huddled under the quilt and muffled, maybe it was because of the thunderstorm night, she didn't sound energetic: "Bah, bah, stop dreaming, it's impossible, I'm brave."

Before Jason expressed her opinion on this, she touched her beating heart and said courageously, "Brother, it's raining so hard that I can't sleep, come and talk to me."

Sixteen gave himself a thumbs-up: advance to enhance feelings, retreat to inquire about information!I'm such a resourceful bunch!

However, Jason didn't follow the routine at all. He glanced at Sixteen who had the words "I dug a hole for you to jump into" all over his face, and simply refused, "No, sleep."

Sixteen: "..." That's not how the script was written!

Big trotters!Big trotters!

Xiaoxiuluo gritted her teeth angrily, couldn't help but scratched the bed hard to vent, and then continued to beg: "But I'm afraid of thunder, you gossip with me, maybe it will be better, of course I'm willing to talk to you You share mine!"

Jason supported the bed and lifted his upper body, lowered his head, and met the angry and pitiful little eyes of Xiao Naixiu. Now the rain has calmed down, and the thunder can't be heard. The kitten has no natural enemies, and it starts again. I was eager to try and stretched out my paws with him.

Robin conceded to his cat: "Ten minutes."

Sixteen's eyes lit up: "Then we've agreed!"

As if she was afraid of Jason's repentance, she added quickly: "You will answer whatever I ask you, and I will answer whatever you ask me. One person at a time. You are not allowed to lie. You are a puppy if you lie. Beggar gang reprimanded a hundred times!"

The kind that can’t get down from Yangzhou Dun to Chang’an!

Jason responded casually. Even with his eyes closed, he could guess what the little guy was going to ask. It was nothing more than why he knew her background, or what he planned to do next.

When people come back from the dead, they are no longer who they used to be.In fact, there are enough heroes in this world, and maybe a few outlaws are just as well.

He wants to go back to Gotham, to make Batman realize his mistake, everyone can start again, but it is definitely not out of love, but out of deep-seated resentment.

However, the facts were unexpected. Sixteen didn't seem to be curious about this at all. She eagerly took a deep breath and said tentatively, "Then start with me?"

His cat stared at him with bright peach blossom eyes, as if this question was very important, and asked seriously: "Well... I want to know who forced you to jump off the cliff!"

Jason paused, and said unexpectedly, "Hmm...?"

See, she didn't care about any information that was concealed by him, she just cared about his sudden bad mood.

Jason looked a little complicated, his Adam's apple rolled, and he said, "That's all you want to ask?"

Sixteen was a little nervous: "No, can't you ask?"

"That's not it."

Jason stated without emotion: "I jumped off by myself. The water in Lazarus Pool revived me and disturbed my spirit at the same time, making my thinking a little confused."

"???" Three question marks appeared above Sixteen's head.

Are you stupid to dare to jump off a cliff without great lightness skills?

Oh no, he was indeed a fool at the time...

In the next second, Sixteen grasped the key point, raised his voice by more than one degree, and roared furiously, "Resurrection?!"

Even in Datang, death is a terrible thing, not to mention that there are no [-] to [-] songs in this world.

The little girl opened her eyes wide, as if she realized that Xiaoyu was a milk cat that was stolen by someone, a carp stood up, sat up with a whoosh, and turned on the revenge mode: "Who killed you!"

"A lunatic, thug, trash and jerk."

Jason's expression was as cold as his tone, he seemed to be speaking to Sixteen, and seemed to be speaking to someone else through her, he said coldly: "He and my mother lied to me, I will let He paid the price, I swear."

Sixteen held her breath in disbelief. She actually didn't quite understand what he meant, but she could feel Jason's pain and anger. Obviously, his mother also participated in the "murder" of her own son. middle.

Why do mothers hurt their children?

Sixteen looked at Jason in bewilderment, feeling as if she understood a little bit of his withdrawnness and coldness. While Robin suppressed his anger, she gently hooked his little finger.

The little girl didn't speak, but her mental activities were extremely rich: Don't be sad, big bad wolf, anyway, you are resurrected now!Add him to vendetta!Hit him with milk!Hit to autism!

Jason didn't respond. He felt as if his heart had been picked up by a cat with the tip of its tail, or gently scratched by its paw, but this undoubtedly calmed him down.

He lowered his head to look at Sixteen, Little Naixiu quickly showed his loyalty, and said in a sympathetic way: "Let's scold him together! Bah, bah, bah, the big villain is shameless, bullying children! Hit him!"

Jason: "..." In a sense, yes.

He clenched his teeth, moved his fingertips imperceptibly, and finally stuffed Sixteen back into the quilt, hugging him like a big pillow: "You talk too much."

Sixteen, who thought he would be patted on the head: "???"

I'm so angry, listen, are you speaking human words!

Sixteen slammed his head on his chest, poked his collarbone twice angrily, and said grimly, "You're killing me!"

The strategy progress bar above her head is almost full, but the quest target is not even opened, it's too much!

Jason didn't answer, and Sixteen couldn't fall asleep either. She knew that Jason wasn't sleepy either, so she continued talking to herself, "Bad guy, do you ever bully children like this? I care about you so much, you don't even care about it." Don't ask me."

She counted them one by one: "You're so good-looking, you're fierce, you like to bully, and you're stupid, you hateful big bad wolf, you don't even want to know me at all..."

The more the girl counted, the more angry she became, and she looked over the old score: "It's better to save a steamed stuffed bun! The steamed stuffed bun is still edible!"

Jason: "..." Girls are really troublesome.

I don't understand why Dick can put up with so many girlfriends.

He listened for a while, and found that the little guy became more and more energetic as he talked, and had no intention of going to sleep at all, so he could only cover her eyes with his hands, and ended the topic: "I am beautiful and delicious."

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen: "..."

Sixteen: "..."

She said with admiration: "You are quite confident."

Jason responded with a low and hoarse syllable from his throat, and flicked the little guy's forehead with his fingers: "Silly cat, sleep."

...It hurts a bit, but his voice is nice.

Yan Kong's Sixteen surrendered in disappointment.

After about 10 minutes, Jason heard her soft and thin voice, as if she was still a little reluctant and embarrassed.

"Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, are you asleep?"

The little girl poked her head out of the quilt, tried her best to raise her face to look at him, and muttered: "...Actually, I'm easy to coax, and I'm not really angry with you. I will never lie to you."

... In fact, the mother's matter has already passed.

Jason twitched the corner of his mouth, showing his first smile after being resurrected: "I know, you are my cat."

Ah Sixteen was at a loss: ah?What is this?

However, considering Jason's psychological trauma, Xiao Naixiu especially cooperated with her and softened her voice, shouting: "Meow meow!"

Full of energy, what a majestic cat.

Jason touched the top of her hair without a word.

——Ashiliu's cat ear stockings dividing line——

Early the next morning, when Sixteen opened his eyes, Jason was no longer in the room. Little Naixiu obediently changed into the new dress the other party had prepared for her—a lace shirt princess dress with a ribbon bow at the neckline, matching cat Ear stockings.

Hey—does the big bad wolf like cat ears so much?

The fabric of the new dress is also light and soft. The skirt has layers of white gauze, and the style of painting is very girlish. It is not much different from Qixiu’s school uniform, but the color has changed from tender pink to partial tender pink, which looks a little fresher .

Among them, the white cat ear socks are particularly eye-catching.

Sixteen felt that she understood something, she had a face of "I see", she didn't expect Jason to look so cold and a tough guy would like the coquettish little Miaomiao!

Girls like beautiful clothes, and Sixteen is no exception. The little girl looked at herself in front of the mirror for a long time in her new dress, and then left the bathroom after admiring herself.

As soon as she went out, Jason, who happened to be carrying breakfast, returned to the room and said to Sixteen, "Come over and have breakfast."

After finishing speaking, he took a loaf of bread by himself, turned on the TV while eating, and switched to the news report of Gotham.

On the TV screen, a female reporter is reporting on Catwoman.

Jason didn't even eat the bread. He stared at the scene of Catwoman on TV with a complicated expression.

Sixteen thoughtfully confirmed a certain fact.

It turns out that the big bad wolf really likes cats.

Or... I'll dress him up as a little meow to make him happy?Always being so bitter and bitter, will shorten your life!