[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

As it turns out, high school students can be just as boring as office-bound adults in a way, especially when it comes to school sports.

Athletes generally spend 20 times more time standing at the checkpoint to test the soles of their feet than when they are actually competing. Evolution into a not-so-salty salty fish.

Students who don't have a project are probably not in the mood to gloat.

At noon on the grandstand day, sweat dripped on the concrete floor.

Generally speaking, sports games in traditional schools are not for students to enjoy youth and sports.In the opening speech, let the students recall the fear of being dominated by military training, and then use the next three consecutive days of sports to tell you how meaningful the usual days of class are.

"Before the end of today's sports meeting, everyone has to write 20 cheering words for me, and the athletes have ten." The class leader looked at the crowd holding mushrooms in parasols in front of him, and dutifully repeated what the teacher asked, "Remember the words Be more beautiful, and read more passionately."

At that time, Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu looked at each other in tacit understanding, and under the eyes of the whole class who were either surprised or frightened, they each handed out ten cheering words of their own!

"Now here, we will eventually become the number one in Japan. Take down you guys and prove that we are the strongest, that's all!"

Enthusiasm is enough, but our f-cking is just a school sports meeting... and it feels a little familiar.

"If we used half of our real strength, the people present would no longer exist today."

Have you not cured your secondary illness yet?

"You are dead."

Knowing where his sense of familiarity came from, the squad leader crumpled the manuscript angrily, "Don't use the lines in jump to make up for it!"

"You two, Nioh and Beichuan, rewrite it for me! ... Where are they?"

"The check number has gone."

"...Tomorrow afternoon's game, you told me they went to check the number this morning?"

"Bei Chuan said that he might get lost tomorrow, so go and familiarize yourself with the environment first."

"He used the excuse of getting lost to be addicted, right?!" The playground is so big, how can he get lost? !

The innocent passer-by classmate wiped his drool-spattered face, and it wasn't me.

***

Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu have a special habit of running, and they are indeed the two runners who are about to participate in the 3000-meter long-distance race.

"I feel that we have lost money," Bei Chuanyuan showed a regretful expression towards the list that has not been seen so far, "I just asked them to help write a cheering speech, which made us bring too much things. "

"Chocolate, milk tea, fried chicken, cola..."

It was quite normal at first, nothing more than some food and drink.Of course, there is still some food and drink after reading.

"Soy sauce, white vinegar, salt, sugar..." At last, Kitagawara said hesitantly, "Is this a plan to cook live, the happy little kitchen in the school sports meeting?"

Nioh Masaharu felt that he had grasped half of the truth, "Look carefully, there are only seasonings here."

Bei Chuanyuan stroked his chin thoughtfully like a professional detective, "Hmm... The Witch's Magical Kitchen?"

...Can you delete the word "small kitchen"?

In the end, of course, it has nothing to do with the so-called small kitchen.Bei Chuanyuan looked at the magical thing that was said to be a drink in horror. It was not black, it was difficult, it was not green, and the most terrible thing was that it exuded a mixture of cola sugar and white vinegar aroma. Twist the taste.

I was wrong, Kitagawara is full of remorse, this is not the magic kitchen of the witch, this is the discarded crucible of the old witch!

Koizumi Hongzi shuffled the cards skillfully, and glanced at the people present with a seemingly unintentional and slightly provocative look, "King Game, are you coming?"

Bei Chuanyuan was the first to bear the brunt, but he didn't have any plans to lead the way in the face of Koizumi Hongko's invitation.

"I think I should leave this precious opportunity to others," he said sincerely. "After all, if I participate, will you still have a chance to play?"

Faced with this irrefutable truth, everyone present fell silent.

Kitagawara sighed, "I'm doing it for your own good."

Although they knew that he was trying to escape the disaster, everyone nodded heavily in the face of the truth before them.

***

The king game has always been a routine that is willing to fight and suffer.Players often believe that they will not suffer, and can watch others suffer for fun, just like buying lottery tickets and always thinking that they are the ones who can get the 500 million.

Likewise, like the magic odds of winning the jackpot in the lottery, playing the game of kings and trying to play it safe is almost non-existent.

At the beginning, Bei Chuanyuan watched happily by the side, and chatted with the people who were playing next to him when he was happy, but this kind of happy time was rare after all, and soon he found that there was no one next to him.

At first he didn't notice anything wrong, he stood up and walked to the crowded side.Then after playing a few rounds, he found that there was no one next to him again.

"...I didn't say that, why do you dislike me so much?"

The people who were sitting next to him before suddenly showed painful expressions, "Your aura is too strong, what's the difference between sitting next to you and directly telling the king your number."

Speaking of which, this matter is really miraculous, as soon as Kitagawara sits next to someone, that person will basically be drawn in the next round.

"Nonsense!" Kitagawara was very angry at the time, and immediately pulled Nioh Masaharu out, "I also sat next to him, why is he okay?"

Then there was silence.

Yagyu Hiroshi pushed his glasses and told the truth, "He was also drawn before."

"Ah?" Bei Chuanyuan looked at him in a daze, "Then what is his punishment?" I didn't see any strange things he did at that time.

At that time, the king's sister raised her hand weakly, "I asked him to read a line to the person next to him."

It's from the popular school romance idol drama recently.

Because it didn't take long for this incident to happen, Kitagawara could easily recall what Nioh Masaharu said at that time.

"Although you are very stupid, you are very good. I like you very much. Are you willing to be the most important person in my life?"

What was his answer then?

"Yes," Bei Chuanyuan didn't hear any substantive questions, so he answered casually, "Why not?"

In fact, he didn't hear it now.

He first glanced at the king's sister, then at Nioh Masaharu who was covering his face for some reason, and then said in a tone of sudden realization, "You are so lucky to meet such a kind king."

How simple is this request, Kitagawara thought, and Nioh Masaharu slapped his face with a slap.

Then he heard the other party's indifferent voice.

"Go away."

***

"Why don't we change the way we play? This way of drawing and drawing, basically everyone has gone through it once, and it doesn't feel interesting."

"The truth or dare?"

"... Is there any essential difference between your game and the game of kings?"

"It's a little different. After all, the game of kings can't find out the truth."

Thus began another round of black history making.

"Let's change the game, don't use it to draw. Everyone answers brain teasers, and if they answer wrong, they can choose truth or adventure. In this way, Beichuan can come."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Bei Chuanyuan in unison.A guy who just watched the jokes and didn't participate in it was obviously easy to arouse the anger of the crowd. In the end, the proposal passed directly with 100% approval rate.

"What is the name of the wine that has been buried in the ground for 1000 years?"

"Alcohol."

"Why do people go to bed and sleep?"

"Because the bed won't come over by itself. Hey, I said you are wrong, why do you keep asking me?"

The plan to drag Beichuanyuan into the water obviously won the unanimous approval of everyone, and no one answered his question. Instead, he racked his brains trying to make Beichuanyuan admit defeat.

The result is that no one has succeeded so far.

As a result, everyone's eyes on Bei Chuanyuan became very complicated.

Obviously usually looks silly, but turned out to be so secretive.

"By the way, Qingzi, you haven't asked yet, have you?"

"I... I don't know what to ask." Aoko Nakamori waved his hands hastily.

"It's okay, just ask me."

"Then... what is the mouse that walks on two feet in the world?"

"Mickey Mouse."

Sure enough, I can't ask...

"Then what is the duck that walks on two feet in the world?"

"I said, don't ask the same type of question twice, of course it's Donald Duck."

"No." Aoko Nakamori shook his head, "All ducks in the world walk on two feet."

The squad leader rushed to Bei Chuanyuan with joy, "Come on, the truth or the big risk?"

"A big adventure... let's go."

"Just right," the squad leader showed an evil smile like a villain, and took out the bottle of unknown liquid, "There is still some left."

Bei Chuanyuan immediately changed his words, "The truth, I choose the truth!"

"So far, what you think is the most important thing to yourself, no matter what shortcomings he has, you are willing to accept it, and you even think it is possible to spend a lifetime with you. Now according to this standard, what comes to your mind?"

The squad leader's question obviously has his own selfishness.As we all know, Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu are not gay, but they have always claimed that they are straight, so that the few girls in the school will generally regard one of these two as their own according to the principle of appearance first. Ideal object.

You are a ghost, now let the girls in the school recognize your true colors.

The reason why he didn't directly ask "Who is your ideal life partner" is because the squad leader believed that with Kitagawara's emotional intelligence, he would never realize that this question was essentially the same as the one he asked.

In all likelihood, Kitagawara would answer the question as "Who is your best friend?"

"Come on, tell me your answer out loud!"

Come on, let those blind girls see your friends who are so-called straight guys——

"ID card."

Kitagawara thought for a while and said.

Of course, the ID card is very important to him. No matter how ugly he looks in the photo, he still has to accept it, excluding the possibility of him retiring in the mountains and returning to his ancestors and turning into an ape. Of course, this thing will follow him for the rest of his life.

Speaking of which, this brain teaser is not very good.

Kitagawara, who was asked too many brain teasers and didn't realize for a while that he was telling the truth, thought so.

The author has something to say:

I don’t know how your sports days are going, but since I was a child, the regular events in sports games have been truth or dare, Werewolf Killing.Then every sports meeting hovers between exposing black history and making black history.