[Comprehensive] Disaster caused by SMS confession

Suzuki Sonoko nudged Mao Lilan curiously, "Xiaolan, who is that boy who looks like Shinichi, have you never heard of him having twins?"

Mao Lilan shook her head, "I'm not sure, but I heard it's from the opposite campus."

The high school where Mao Lilan lives is very magical. Its campuses are not connected together, but are divided into two halves by a road in the middle.At the same time, there are school gates facing the road, and people who don't know it can easily mistake them for two schools.

However, although people from different campuses basically do not have any intersections, the results of each exam are ranked together.Therefore, guys with excellent grades are always very famous even in other campuses.

Kudo Shinichi knew Kuroba Kaito partly because of his performance ranking which was completely inconsistent with the other party's usual behavior, but more because of his face.

He looked at the face in front of him that was almost indistinguishable from his own, with mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't drive him away immediately.

"please!"

"I haven't promised you yet!" Kudo Shinichi was tormented by Kuroba Kaito with a splitting headache, "Why do I have to replace you to participate in that... what..."

Kuroba Kaito kindly helped him continue, "Love Guidance Competition."

Listening to the name is not a serious competition!

"Who told me that I really had something important to do that day, and if I lose the bet with Hongzi, she can use this to laugh at me for three whole years!"

Here's the thing.

The squad leader who has experienced all the hardships in the world at the sports meeting saw Kitagawara and Nioh Masaharu confess their brotherhood to each other again, and at the same time there were girls chattering about things like "the relationship between good-looking people is Good" pure nonsense with no logic.

According to you, ugly people can't have friends, right? !

The squad leader suddenly felt like a thousand arrows pierced his heart, and he couldn't get up again.

"I have an idea," he said deeply, "these two people must be thoroughly enlightened."

The only two spectators, Koizumi Hongko and Kuroba Kaito, bowed their heads and went about their own business without any sign of perfunctory, "Well, well said."

"...Can you listen to me a little more carefully?"

Still no one looked up, "Yes."

"..."

Just when the squad leader was about to completely despair, a hand was put on his shoulder in time, and a deep voice rang in his ear, "I support you."

As soon as the voice rang out, the other two immediately raised their heads, "Liu Sheng?"

Monitor: ... Do you have any objections to me?

"I support you. We must let them understand how abnormal their current way of getting along is." Liu Sheng said in a more serious tone than Lu Shi.

"What stimulated you?" Kuroba Kaito asked cautiously.

"Speaking of which, I went to the forum a few days ago, and there was a photo that was widely circulated," Koizumi Hongzi said casually, "It seems that you were picked up by Princess Renwang, so it can't be you?"

Yagyu Hiroshi's complexion darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I injured my foot and couldn't walk at all."

"What's wrong with that?" Kaito Kuroba was a little puzzled, "If he doesn't hug you, how are you going to go back?"

Yagyu and Lu Shi looked at Kuroba Kaito with complicated eyes, "Kuroba-kun, from the point of view of a normal person, my same-sex friend has injured his leg, so carrying him is obviously more time-saving and labor-saving than carrying him with the princess. "

And more normal.

"You..." The squad leader looked at Kaito Kuroba hesitantly, "Did you stay with Kitagawara for too long recently?"

In fact, in the past, although Nioh Masaharu was usually a little out of tune, and occasionally made some jokes of this type, he basically only stayed in verbal teasing.Really doing this in action, and doing it without thinking, it was all after meeting Kitagawara.

Kuroba Kaito fell silent, and the other three also fell silent tacitly after hearing the name Kitagawara.

Kitagawara... What a scary man.

"Tell me about your plan," Koizumi Hongzi seemed to have finally become interested, and put the book in her hand aside.

"Actually, it's not really a plan. It's just to find two people, preferably the ones they are familiar with, and tell them directly that this kind of behavior is completely abnormal."

"So you found us."

"After all, you are the ones who are most familiar with them in the class. How about it? Can you help me?"

"I don't have a problem. I can talk to King Ni. If Bei Chuanyuan said, I'll leave it to Hongzi."

"No problem, but don't you think this is a little too boring?"

"...what do you want?"

"Let's make a bet, Kuroba Kaito. Let's see who will enlighten his target first, and the loser must unconditionally agree to a request from the other party."

Koizumi Hongzi smiled at him, "Dare you?"

***

"She said so, and I must agree. But it's too unfortunate. I really have important things to do that day."

Kudo Shinichi was indifferent from beginning to end, "What's none of my business?"

"Because after thinking about it, you are the only one who can replace me. You see, in terms of IQ, you are a famous high school student detective. There are not many people who can reach this level."

Kudo Shinichi was speechless, "Are you boasting yourself in disguise? And if I remember correctly, there is also a high school student detective in your campus."

"Don't mention him. He skipped classes twice in three days. I haven't seen him come to school for a few days."

"And I didn't let you do it for nothing," Kaito Kuroba snapped his fingers handsomely, and a file bag suddenly appeared in his hand, "Detective, are you interested in Kaito Kidd?"

Kuroba Kaito was satisfied to see the other party's expression fixed, "Coincidentally, I have been fortunate enough to meet him several times, and even took photos."

"make a deal."

Sure enough, it is good to have the habit of taking selfies, Kaito Kuroba sighed, thinking that he can still sell his selfies to be unsatisfactory when he has nothing to do, and he can't recognize his own selfies at all.

Suzuki Sonoko and Mori Ran listened for a while, and looked at each other after Kuroba Kaito left.

Is it wrong to ask Kudo Shinichi to give love guidance to others?

Does he want to lose, or does he want to lose.

***

"I'm here to replace Kuroba."

"I know." Koizumi Hongzi had expected it long ago, and gave him a glance without any meaning, "I don't care, anyway, he is the one who bet with me."

"By the way, who is the person you need to solve, Baimao, did you see it?"

Kudo Shinichi nodded tiredly.

The photo Kuroba Kaito gave him was indeed Kaito Kidd's, but the whole thing was from the perspective of a fanboy, with trembling fingers when he took it.With the blurry image quality and the rather stream-of-consciousness photography method, it is estimated that only a mosaic can be found in the face search of the Metropolitan Police Department.

This tiredness persisted until he sat next to Nioh Masaharu.

"I've heard of you, the great detective next door." Masaharu Nioh was also very puzzled when he was called here suddenly, "But speaking of it, I shouldn't have been involved in any cases recently. What do you want from me?"

Give you love guidance.

This line was so mentally handicapped that Kudo Shinichi couldn't say it at all. Fortunately, Kuroba Kaito asked Kudo Shinichi to replace him without preparation, and handed him a notebook before leaving.

"Just follow the steps I wrote above. It's very simple. If it goes well, you will get to the second step, and he will be enlightened."

Kudo Shinichi opened the first page under Nioh Masaharu's eyes on the strange creatures.

——First, comparative method.Tell him how you get along with the person you like, and let him compare the way he gets along with Kitagawara.

"I heard that you have a good relationship with Kitagawara?"

"You know him?"

"I don't know him, in fact I was just asked to ask you a few questions."

Kudo Shinichi read the above things with great enthusiasm.

"Do you often have the feeling that your heart beats faster for him?"

Yes, I was offended by his touching IQ.

"Do you often feel bad when he receives love letters from other people?"

Yes, I felt bad for those poor girls, and generally wrote a love letter with the words "I'm waiting for you somewhere" and he regarded it as a challenge letter.

"Did you feel heartache when he was confessed in person?"

To be precise, it was a myocardial infarction. Generally, in order to prevent Bei Chuanyuan from further harming the young hearts of those girls, he would act like a villain and pull Bei Chuanyuan away in advance.

"The last one," Kudo Shinichi took a deep breath, "do you think he is someone important to you?"

This time, Nioh Masaharu was very quiet both on the surface and in his heart.

——Tell him that you also have someone who gives you this feeling.

"I also know such a person."

Nioh Masaharu hesitated for a while, and asked, "What is your relationship with that person?"

——If he asks this question, it proves that the first step has been completed perfectly, you just need to tell the truth, and then move on to the next step.With any luck, you might be able to go home by now.

He immediately breathed a sigh of relief.It's better to solve this kind of trouble as soon as possible.

"Still friends."

Kudo · hasn't confessed yet · Shinichi said so.

***

After successfully tricking the Japanese police around, Terai Konosuke habitually glanced at his watch, "Today seems to be going too smoothly."

Finished half an hour earlier than expected.

Kuroba Kaito next to him laughed happily when he heard this sentence, the words were full of deep meaning.

"Probably because some troublesome detective doesn't have time to mess around."

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Thanks to the little angel who caught bugs for me in the comments~

And it’s really fun to write stagflation articles [cross out] the conventional ones have no logic and IQ