Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Captain America, a ninety-year-old veteran, is speechless, because when he thinks about it carefully, he is not only ninety years old, but also almost a hundred years old.Tony pursed his lips. Having occupied the headlines for a long time, he has long been accustomed to all kinds of rumors from the media, and he is too lazy to pursue various personal attacks against him by certain media.Falcon, who was shot innocently, pointed at himself with wide-eyed eyes, and Thor was stunned, his cheeks were stuffed with apples, and he glanced at his brother blankly, obviously not listening to what Aihua just said.

Speaking of Loki, since he came to the base, he would do some small tricks to stir up everyone's emotions at first, but then he seemed to be tired of this kind of prank that would not have much effect, and became taciturn, most of the time They all stayed at home reading or staring blankly.

Today, Thor, who was hoped that his younger brother would be able to get in touch with people more and become lively and cute again as a child, was dragged out of the bedroom, still looking gloomy and silent, peeling an apple for himself with a fruit knife in his hand, but After finally removing the skin and preparing to eat it gracefully, Thor next door stretched out his head and bit off half of the apple in his hand again. This is the third time he has snatched it...

Loki: "..."

I think the second princess probably wants to talk about her father's mental retardation.

In the living room, Tony and Steve, who had suppressed the negative emotions just now, began to experiment with the defense equipment of the new battle suit, while Aihua ran to the kitchen and started cooking. Since the number of people in the base began to increase, the original The small pot has also been changed again and again into a super giant.The army headed by Major Lennox sent by the US government did not live with this group of superpowers. Considering all kinds of secrets that ordinary soldiers cannot touch, and when this group of superpowers are fighting Accidents are prone to occur. Soldiers live alone in a newly built building, and their daily lives are completely independent.

In fact, at the beginning, the U.S. government hoped that they could live with superheroes, and monitor or spy on some information by the way.However, during the investigation, the agents found that the reason why the Avengers and Aihua's friends can live safely in this base is entirely because they have abilities that ordinary people can't imagine, otherwise they just have to be careful about cars. To humans, it can only be regarded as a playful level of various blasting impacts, even if you walk, you may be trampled flat, and there are small discussions between the Avengers and the Justice League that happen from time to time.

After careful consideration, in order to avoid non-combat attrition, they can only live separately. Usually, soldiers will not enter the base except for staying outside and cooperating with missions. Of course, except for Major Lennox himself.

When it was time to eat, Aihua and Baji went outside to carry vegetables, and saw Jack slipping in quietly, then added some rice flour to the energy block they were going to eat today, then stood outside with a smirk The ambulance slipped away together, and as soon as they left, Cross Cannon and Scud walked in behind and removed the fuel blocks.Aihua and Baji looked at each other in blank dismay, but decided not to say anything, after all, these scientists did experiments with outsiders not once or twice...

Putting all the dishes on the table, Thor has already sat on the side early, because of the large number of people, in order to allow everyone to taste all the dishes, there is no need to stand up and reach out to grab them, there is an automatic rotary table on the table disc.Originally, the painting style on the dining table at home was relatively harmonious, but after Thor moved into the base, everyone found that any meat served in front of him would be empty in an instant, and the people behind could not eat meat at all.So when Baji puts the plates, the meat will be served last. When it is turned to Thor's side, at least everyone can quickly pick up a few chopsticks and forks.

Seeing that it was time to eat, Steve and Thor also temporarily stopped the experiment. Tony took back the semi-finished armor. When he was going out, he was suddenly pressed by Steve's hand on his shoulder. He turned around in doubt and saw Steve He patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't put too much pressure on yourself. Things always have two sides. While accepting the positive side, you must also adapt to the other side that comes with it. Although I don't agree with those weapons, I don't think You are the chief culprit, speaking of these appearances, in the final analysis, it is just... a need."

Steve knew the impact and education Tony had received from his childhood environment, and it is very rare to be able to stop the military factory.And even if there is no Tony, the country will call on countless scientists to study.Those victims completely blamed Tony for their sins, but those who really used and needed these weapons did not have Tony's self-awareness, and they still didn't know how to restrain themselves.

Tony raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "As expected of an old man in his nineties, he likes to preach."

Steve was slightly embarrassed, and said, "We are friends."

The two dawdled, and when they came to the restaurant, they found that one-third of the dishes were gone, the rest were all vegetables, and the only meat left was a plate of dry-stir-fried beef, but soon the plate of dry-stir-fried beef was gone. Slowly turned to Thor.Then, the eldest princess of Asgard reached out and picked up the plate, opened her bloody mouth, and swallowed the jerky cleanly, leaving only the shiny plate.Satisfied, he rubbed his belly, raised his head and wiped out the Erguotou in one gulp, threw the cup heavily on the ground and said, "One more cup!"

It seems that Asgard's habit of throwing the glass after drinking can't be changed...

Aihua put down the soy milk in his hand, and said: "Next time you just blow on the bottle, I have already bought three boxes of new wine glasses!"

Thor scratched his hair in embarrassment, Tony heard this, bent over and sat next to Bruce, who seemed to be thinking about a problem, and absent-mindedly cut the broccoli on the plate into ten pieces, waved generously: "Don't be so troublesome, it's just a wine glass , I sponsored it." As soon as he finished speaking, Thor laughed happily, patted Tony's chest with one hand, leaving a big greasy paw print, and said, "Good buddy!"

Thor at this time must not know that Tony's ordinary-looking white shirt can pay for his drinking money for a year.Reaching out and pulling his shirt, Tony found that the palm prints on it looked like he had been hit on the chest.Loki glanced at it, showing a mocking smile, and said, "Why don't you ask him to print a symmetrical one for you, it will be more suitable for you."

"You are such a bad-mouthed guy, you really don't like it." After Tony finished speaking, he found that the whole table stopped eating and looked at him with strange eyes, while Loki snorted and said: " It seems that you have no right to speak of me."

Tony was picking and choosing from several plates of vegetables, and at this moment, the TV was switched to the news channel by Aihua, and the hostess mentioned the name of Tony Stark. The person concerned had long been used to being on TV. There was no reaction, but other people at the table looked at the screen. In the screen, Tony with several flowers blooming on his head was giving a press conference, and the blooming delicate peony swayed frequently.Seeing the strange expression of the person at the same table, Tony looked back at the TV, frowned immediately, and then explained: "New way? This is not the first time I have met, last time the group of media even put my head on the beautiful woman on his body." The tricky Hua'er disappeared before he went home to take a shower and look in the mirror that day, so Tony, who didn't know the whole process, thought it was another prank on him by the reporters.

"Ha, haha, let's eat..." The other people on the table looked at each other, smiled awkwardly, and bowed their heads to cover up the meal.

Because of the matter just now, no one spoke anymore, and everyone bowed their heads to eat.But this time, there was a rare commotion among the Autobots next door. Originally, since Tong Tianxiao came, these guys would not cause trouble when replenishing energy. After all, in Tong Tianxiao's view, wasting energy is a thorn The felony of diode suicide!But the cause of this commotion was not internal fighting, but the brake fenders of Roadhog and the Twins, who had snatched the top few energy blocks, suddenly collapsed clutching their stomachs, moaning in pain.

"Ambulance, what happened?" Optimus Prime hurriedly called their medical officer.

But at this time, their serious and responsible medical officer did not step forward to give them the information as usual, but took out a tablet to record something. Instead, Jack stepped forward excitedly, reached out and opened the sewage pipes of several people Suddenly, a large piece of oily oil and dirt with a strange smell flowed out, spilling all over the ground...

"..." This is probably the Cybertronian version of diarrhea...

The eyes of the ambulance and the jack lit up, and then they explained excitedly: "Brother, this is the new decontamination meter that I mentioned to you earlier, it can effectively remove impurities from lines and cylinders, as well as piston rods. It seems that the effect is quite good after being sintered with frictional iron particles and scattered metal fragments when the sintering is too large! In the future, you can change to this brand!"

After the ambulance finished speaking, Jack also nodded and said: "When it was just completed, none of these guys were willing to help us with experiments. They really have no dedication to science!"

U ball, who wants to have diarrhea!One-armed Autobots dare not speak out.

Optimus Prime looked meaningfully at the three lying on the ground rolling, and then said: "...ambulance, jack."

"Big brother?"

"The experiment should be carried out with the consent of the person concerned, and should not be done in the future." Almost became one of the victims.

"Okay." The ambulance and the jack looked a little regretful.

Optimus Prime nodded in satisfaction, and ordered the two of them to remove the decontamination rice on it, but for some reason, it seemed that they had forgotten something...

What's the matter...

Probably an illusion...

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Master Ti in the recuperation warehouse: Does anyone bring me food...