Let the Earth go, he's still a child

After drinking and eating, except for the Autobots pulling the oil tank, everyone else sat leisurely in the living room watching TV. Today it was Thor and Tony's turn to wash the dishes. The very confident and proud princess of Asgard and the genius Iron Man walked into the kitchen with arrogance, and then the kitchen continued to hear the sound of cracking porcelain and surprises, and Iron Man was shocked that there was no dishwasher. Thinking.

Hearing the crackling sounds one after another, the new head chef, who had faintly regarded the kitchen as his own territory during this period, couldn't bear it. He ran to the kitchen to help with a gloomy face and murderous intent, and Steve hurriedly followed.He reached out and took Thor and Tony to wash the rare dishes that were not broken, and saw that Thor's washed dishes were still sticky and greasy, while Tony wasted half a bottle of dish soap when washing a dish, and Halfway through the road, he dismantled a very expensive computer and made a simple dishwasher. This person is still complacent.

Baji looked at the scattered computer parts and dishwasher, wiped his hands with his apron and said, "This is public property."

"So?" Tony asked unimpressed.

"You're plucking the wool of socialism." Baji said with a deep expression on his face.

"..." What the hell?

When Baji kicked the two out and took over the job of washing dishes with Steve, Master Bruce Wayne tidied up his appearance and walked out of the bathroom. As soon as he went out, he saw Aihua squatting at the door affectionately and comfortably He was smoking a cigarette, Kuang Ran looked like a cigarette after the event, which was better than a living god.Bruce was startled. Just as he was about to say that this behavior is not suitable for minors, he saw Aiwa swallowed the cigarette, chewed it into pieces, and then he noticed that the girl was eating cigarettes. sweets.

The things produced by the flower planter seem to have a very strange style of painting... Master Wayne thought of the terrible beer-flavored drink Beer Catecha, and said: "This is the same as the drink you sent before. brand?"

"Drinks? Oh, no, Pi'er Chia Shuang is another company." Aihua naturally read out the nickname of the drink in the flower planter.

"..." For some reason, she pronounced it with a similar pronunciation to her own, but it gave Bruce a strange illusion, just like when Aiwa called Megatron's name, even though the pronunciation was similar, but the It makes people faintly feel that something is wrong.Master Wayne, who missed the homonym of the original Autobot science popularization Megatron planting flowers, obviously didn't know that every Megatron that Aiwa yelled was actually buying a bed.Not wanting to waste time on such unconscious topics, knowing that Aihua would not eat candy at the door of the toilet for no reason, this was obviously waiting for him, Bruce skipped the previous topic, and said: "What do you want me to do?"

"Yes." Aihua nodded, and then said: "Jarvis, temporarily block this area and isolate the sound."

Alright, respected Communist Party member Comrade Sun, the successor of socialism, only you and Political Commissar Wayne are in this area now.In addition, Comrade Ba Ji, a reserve sergeant and squad leader of the cooking squad, has already sent the compensation for the socialist wool gathered by the capitalist stinky nine Tony Stark (before destroying public property...middle-aged) and the landlord lamb Thor Account, Jarvis’s elegant voice came, the suffix was set by Aihua himself, originally it was a very ordinary and normal Mr. Miss Master Master.

"..." Commissar Wayne declined to comment on this.

After confirming the secrecy, Aihua became serious and said: "You should have heard what Tony said before, right? And not this time, he also talked about this topic before, but obviously the reaction became more depressed every time, but every time It’s just the tip of the iceberg of what he’s carrying. But even that tip is completely different from Steve’s perspective, and I think that’s a potential hidden danger.”

Bruce, who has all the information on the entire base, naturally knows and is also aware of this hidden danger, but he didn't expect Aihua to notice it, but after thinking about it, he can understand that compared with others, this girl has no great righteousness in her heart , compared to world peace, she cares more about everything about her friend, and her understanding of Tony is limited to her usual contact, instead of seeing his messy genius aura other than herself at the beginning, just as an ordinary, flesh-and-blood When people look at Tony Stark, it is easy to find that he is emotionally wrong.Bruce nodded and said, "I know, it's true, as long as you seize the opportunity, the Avengers will soon fall apart."

Aihua has a keen sense, but she doesn't have the wisdom in this area, and she doesn't feel embarrassed, but trustingly said directly: "What should I do?"

Bruce didn't answer, just stared at her silently for a while, and then slowly said: "Every superhero has his own beliefs, and a bottom line that cannot be compromised. These touches will lose the fangs of calmness. It is very difficult. Let everyone calm down and discuss, both sides will only act self-righteously according to their own habits, and finally escalate the conflict, and the form is extreme. If you want them to think quietly and solve it in a stable way, you must first pull out their respective Sharp fangs." And it's not yet that time.After finishing speaking, he realized that the eyes of Aihua on the opposite side were a little straight. He thought for a while, could it be that the question he said was too complicated?Bruce asked, "Do you understand?"

"Hmm..." Aihua bit his index finger and pondered for a long time, and said, "Oh... Fangs... I understand, Bruce, what you mean is that in order for them to communicate peacefully and calmly, their fangs must be pulled out first. That's it, I understand, if they fight in the future, I will strike first, beat them until they lose their temper, then tie them up in the same room, and release them when they finish communicating!" Aihua revealed You're so smart, it's so simple and rough that this method is so easy.

"...No, I'm not saying they deserve a beating." Seeing that she was totally going astray, Bruce hurriedly tried to correct the whole mistake, but at this moment, his cell phone rang suddenly, and the caller ID indicated that his father's name.Seeing this, Master Wayne made a quiet movement towards Aihua, and the latter stood a little further away in understanding, seeing her avoiding, Bruce only answered the phone. (Again, in this main Marvel world, Bruce’s parents did not die, nor did he become Batman. In addition, Gotham is a state of etiquette with pleasant scenery, simple folk customs, and extremely low crime rate.)

The general content of the call is that Master and Mrs. Wayne are going to Moscow to celebrate their wedding anniversary, and then they will hand over the company's affairs to their son, and the return date is unknown.And Bruce has long been accustomed to the sweetness of his parents that has never changed, his expression has not changed, and he calmly replied: "I see, father." Master Wayne on the opposite side did not answer, and was silent for a long time, and he did not hang up the phone for a long time. .Bruce waited for five minutes before asking, "Father?"

"Bruce, don't you have anything else to say?" Master Wayne asked.

"It seems that there is nothing to explain. I can take care of the company's affairs." Bruce put one hand in his trouser pocket and said calmly.

"..." There was another silence on Master Wayne's side, followed by a woman's sigh and a man's comforting voice.Later, Mrs. Wayne's voice came through the phone, with tears in her voice and overwhelming disappointment and sadness in her tone, as if Bruce had done something outrageous and unreasonable, she said: "Dad and Mom have been away for so long, baby Don't you say anything else? Mom is really sad. You were not like this when you were a child. Although you are a little older than other children, every time your parents are on a business trip, you will grab your mother's clothes. You are only willing to sleep in the middle of the mother, which makes your father very opinionated. But the baby has completely changed before you know it, how can this happen, it must be that we don't care enough for you at ordinary times..."

"..." Bruce listened calmly, and the super Saiyan with very sensitive ears said meaningfully.

"Baby, are you still there? Why don't you talk!" Mrs. Wayne just finished speaking in frustration, and Master Wayne on the opposite side reprimanded sharply: "Your manners, is this the attitude you should have towards your mother! Squeal quickly !"

"Go ahead, I'm listening." Bruce still didn't change his face.

Mrs. Wayne sighed heavily, and said: "Baby Bruce, you should become more cheerful, and learn from Tony from the Stark family. That child has been liked since he was a child, lively and cheerful, naughty and cute, with a mouth It's sweet and sweet."

"..." Stark's mouth was sweet, hehe.

And Mrs. Wayne continued to chatter: "You never took the initiative to praise your mother, and you usually don't want to go to parties with your mother, and you don't say you love your mother when you grow up. Look at Tony from the Stark family, Said that my mother is still young and beautiful, and she also gave me a new dress, she is really a considerate and sensible child, and she speaks humorously."

"..." It must have been delivered by Stark's all-purpose assistant Pepper.

Mrs. Wayne talked unilaterally for a long time, but did not get a few words of response from Bruce. Master Wayne took the phone from Mrs. Wayne, and taught his son heartbrokenly: "My dear, you are right, your child is getting better and better as he grows up." Not cute! Look at Tony from the Stark family, he took over the entire company at a young age, and Stark Enterprises is also constantly growing bigger and stronger. Look at you, you don’t even take the initiative to take over your father’s company. Let mom and dad, who have worked hard for half a lifetime, relax! Look at Tony from the Stark family, he recommended places for us to go to when we met last time, look at his special posts and ability!"

Obviously, I am on honeymoon for ten months a year, and the company is managed by me... During the gap between my father's speech, Bruce said goodbye in a hurry, and hung up the phone.

Seeing that he finished the phone call, Aihua continued to ask: "What you meant just now is that I understand right?"

Bruce opened his mouth, hesitated for another second, a slight arc appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said, "No, you understand right, just do it."