Let the Earth go, he's still a child

Originally heard Tony's name from Aihua's mouth, the soldier next to Lennox was about to refute, but the next second Aiwa retracted the preface and crossed out Tony's name, which made his mind go blank. The words of rebuttal were on the lips, but in the end I didn't know what to say.Finally finding a gap in the quarrel between the two, Lennox quickly seized the opportunity to intervene: "Stop arguing, please remember to keep this matter a secret, if you say it, it may affect the friendship between us and the Autobots. Besides, if the natural enemy has evil intentions, then even if we create a estrangement between each other, we have to expose him, but now... that's just a strange hobby, and maybe it's a normal hook-up behavior for Cybertronians." Zhen Yue "gun".

A Cybertronian wouldn't do such a thing! !The only Cybertronian in the room was dazed and angry.Although they are villains, there is no sense of chaos within the Decepticons. They are soldiers of the Cybertron Defense Force, and most of them are very disciplined. At most, they just quarrel and kill a few of their own people.Although Starscream looks lewd (hey, this is a political enemy who maliciously slanders Sonic), Sonic Papa of his family is absolutely clean and likes men, after all, he can stay in the nest for a million when he has no missions. Years, let alone Sasser, an empty-nest veteran who has worked hard at the base for 400 million years for the sake of Megatron...

Hearing Lennox's explanation, the officer on duty shrugged his shoulders to express his understanding: "Sir, you are right. I heard that he has been rusted on the moon for a long time. I think even if God faces such a person, he has slept for hundreds of years." bachelors, they will be lenient."

"That's right, the old bachelor just used an inflatable doll, you guys are making too much fuss." Aihua spread her hands with a serious expression, but when she finished saying this, she immediately provoked Major Lennox and the soldiers on duty My brother's eyes widened.Girl, you are underage.And your inflatable doll is so different...

Ever since Aihua came into the room, the door of the monitoring room has not been closed, and the sound of their quarreling inside the room naturally spread outside, and Ba Ji and Tong Tianxiao who heard the sound soon ran over in a hurry. There was nothing wrong with the three people in the room, Tong Tianxiao asked with a serious face: "Soldier, why are you arguing in the monitoring room?"

"Nothing happened..." With Tong Tianxiao's serious personality, Major Lennox, who had been in contact with him for a long time because he wanted to cooperate with the Autobots, subconsciously put his legs together and stood at attention. The little brother was even more nervous and his face was covered with sweat.Aihua was not afraid of him, and waved his hand to say hello: "We're chatting." After speaking, she turned to the soldier on duty who was arguing with her just now.

The latter who was named quickly gave a military salute, and stammered: "No, that's right... No, no, no, I mean, report sir, we are indeed chatting, I, I, we are discussing tattoos... ...!" In desperation, Xiao Bing opened his clothes, revealing the Autobot logo on the inside with tattoo stickers. He is one of the culprits, and he deeply understands that if the Autobots know about this, his military life will be completely over. , At this time, he just wanted to change the subject quickly.

At this time, he did not pursue his subordinates for violating the military regulations that prohibit tattoos on their bodies. Seeing that someone took the initiative to change the topic, Major Lennox answered casually: "Well... that's right, after I retire, I plan to get a lot of tattoos too. cool."

"Have you decided what to tattoo?" They don't know if Tong Tianxiao was diverted from the topic, but Aihua's attention was diverted instantly.

Major Lennox smiled palely, and said, "How about Megatron, he looks very domineering, and there are many young guys tattooing his head on the Internet." But the most popular one is Optimus Prime.

"Wen buy a bed? From the perspective of a lobster, he is really handsome." Friends are friends, but we still have to complain. Although Aihua and Tony will be noisy when they meet, but he used to Describing Megatron as a cosmic lobster, Aihua quite supports it.Lennox raised his eyebrows and said nothing, but what he didn't expect was that Baji, who hadn't spoken before, suddenly said, "I advise you not to get tattooed."

"You think he looks like a lobster, too?" Lennox laughed.

Baji shook his head, and in a very serious tone, said: "When you get old and gain weight, the single bed you got will become a double bed." He grinned first.

"..." Although the current Baji is much more lively than before, Major Lennox sincerely began to miss the sullen Baji back then.

This matter was fooled by several people with the topic of tattoos. Tong Tianxiao didn't pursue it too much, but just warned them not to yell in the monitoring room.Other Autobots don't care about the rumors now, Optimus Prime Ironhide is still traveling around the world to expand the friendship between the two races, and the young Autobots, led by Jazz, are also taking advantage of Tong Tianxiao's retreat to expand the number of pages of the Autobot Charter Sneak out to watch the carbon-based basketball game.

Because the jazz was inadvertently reminded by his meter when he was surfing the Internet that the name of a basketball team in the American nba is the same as his earth name (Utah Jazz utahjazz). Facing the Hornets (now renamed the New Orleans Pelicans, they are often complained about why they are not called the New Orleans Roast Wings... Most people are still used to calling them the Hornets), which also attracted the attention of the Hornets, although the Hornets are s, The Bumblebee is, but it means bee anyway, so under the instigation of the Jazz, the Bumblebee confidently followed the Jazz to the game site to watch the game, and under the stimulation of the Jazz's words, he worked hard to save a small pile. Energy sugar bets.In other words, if he wins, he will get no prizes, and if he loses, he will pay sugar.

Lured by Jazz, other Autobots also wanted to watch the game curiously, so Jazz contacted the US embassy to help arrange a good location, and asked the bodyguards to separate them from the general audience. This matter is completely confidential to the outside world , Therefore, for those who bought tickets to watch this game, it can be said that they have made a lot of money, and the stars are also very desperate because of the arrival of the Autobots. (Just a little gossip, the Optimus Prime in the g1 animation is very good at playing basketball, he doesn’t need any skills, he can just dribble the ball and slam dunk all the way, the Autobot who is responsible for defending him is also a Chihuahua, the big brother lifts his calf can make him fly. And Optimus Prime is also very good at turning the ball with his fingers, and when he came to the mission, he was still facing the image No. [-])

This time, the Hornets challenged the Jazz away. Before that, the Hornets had won three games in a row.Therefore, the Hornet is very confident in this bet.But the simple little bee did not expect that the Hornets did not play well this time, so they lost to the Jazz 73-102 with a considerable score gap.And all the energy candies that Xiaofeng worked so hard to save went into Jazz's trunk...

Bumblebee was dragging the condensate all the way back to the base, but when they sneaked back to the base, they were blocked by the natural enemies who had already discovered that these guys had escaped training, Second Brother Tong That Wanniang face was already resisting Nanny Rong in terms of momentum, always feeling that a needle would be pulled out of the outer armor at any time, and trembling when seeing the miserable smoke screen he was punished for copying and others .

Among them, Jazz is the calmest one. Facing Tong Tianxiao's cold face, before his second brother reprimanded him as an adjutant for taking the lead in violating the Autobot rules, Jazz had already smiled and said: "It's my fault, I took the lead in dereliction of duty , I will conduct self-reflection and go to the leader to receive the punishment by myself. Now that Optimus Prime has not returned from his visit to other countries, I will bear the work he accumulated during this period. Now we have lost a lot of time, and I will immediately Go back and deal with those government affairs."

After speaking, Jazz left in a hurry. His active reflection made Tong Tianxiao's expression slightly better, but the second brother didn't notice that Jazz was originally responsible for the work after Optimus Prime left, and Brother Zhu He doesn't care about the occasional entertainment of the Autobots at all, and naturally he doesn't punish his friend and adjutant Sir, so his so-called self-punishment is nothing at all.

But other Autobots are out of luck. The new version of the Autobot Charter plus has added a third of the content on the basis of the original one. The regulations, of course, were Aihua's suggestion to him at the beginning, and were perfectly used by Tong Tianxiao.Among them, the bumblebee who lost the candy and copied the book is so sad that it is going to flow upstream into the West Lake. The water is all his tears.

Energy sugar, energy sugar...

Xiaofeng saves one piece a day, one piece a day...

It was hard to save a small pile, a small pile...

Now it's all gone, all gone...

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The bumblebee was filled with grief and burst into tears.

Seeing him so sad, Tong Tianxiao felt that the recruit's self-reflection seemed very thorough, as if he had fully understood the mistake of being undisciplined, and Optimus Prime had reminded Tong Tianxiao many times before that, that he was no longer in Cybertron. The training of recruits should not be too harsh, as this will dissatisfy some Autobots from ordinary people who are brave enough to join the army to resist the Decepticons, so Yu Natural Enemy pondered for a while, pointed at the bumblebee and said: "Soldier, it seems that you have deeply If you realize your mistake, let’s go back first.”

Little Bee: 0.0

The little bee happily left...

The remaining Autobots looked at each other in dismay and opened the door to a new world... Is this... crying or not...?Anyway, Scud will never do it, and the condensate will damage his painting and affect his image.Just when a group of people were hesitating, another pair of twin idiots didn't have so many worries about brakes and fenders. The two brats started howling at the top of their throats.

Tong Tianxiao turned his head to look, and saw the two brothers crying so frantically, that already ugly face became even uglier, Tong Tianxiao slammed the table and said: "You two, double! "

"..."

eccentric!

If you don't have face, don't be willful...