Let the Earth go, he's still a child

At present, the people in the base seem to have not discovered that there is a spaceship that has been docked in the open space near the base to monitor them. It has been more than a month since the Guardians of the Galaxy followed in the footsteps of Aiwa to the earth, but their progress is zero. , not only failed to contact Aihua successfully, but even failed to find any information about the cosmic spirit ball.Because the earth has not joined the cosmic civilization, the protection law for alien travelers is invalid on the earth. If they rashly appear in front of human beings, they will probably be besieged as invaders and finally dissected and studied, and the earth with backward information will not understand anything. Ronan Thanos is so dangerous, and it is impossible to make the entire United Nations obediently obey with just one or two words from Xingjue. Therefore, this group of guys who have thrived in the universe are helpless when they arrive on Earth.

But even if there is no progress, they still have to survive, so Star-Lord, the only earthling here, shoulders the task of purchasing. Every week, he goes to the vegetable market to buy a batch of energy that is enough to maintain the survival of their group. , It is very troublesome to divide the batches when bringing them back.On this day, even before replenishing the inventory, Gamora, who had been carefully monitoring the movement of the base, kicked Xingjue up early in the morning and asked him to rush to the vegetable market to block people, because early this morning, Because of the rain in the early hours of the morning, Aihua and Baji didn't plan to have a breakfast stall, so after breakfast, the two rushed to the vegetable market together for a long time to buy together. By the way, Aihua introduced several bargains to Baji method.

In fact, it is not accurate to say that these vegetable stalls in the United States are vegetable markets. In fact, these people just put the vegetables grown in their own villas on the windowsill or sell them at the stalls, and they are not real farmers.Fruits and vegetables in the United States are monopolized by joint companies, and farmers will not come out to buy vegetables in person.Moreover, the price of vegetables in the United States itself is not high, and no one will go to a vegetable stand just for the slightest price difference.But for Aihua who grew up in a flower gardener, she can argue with others for a day over the price difference of a few cents, especially now that she buys a lot of things, it is even more important to plan carefully. That's a lot (Tony & Bruce: Is it a lot?).

Because Baji has been indoctrinated with this kind of thinking since he lost his memory, he has learned it thoroughly from Aihua, but when other people accompany Aihua to buy vegetables, they always feel that bargaining is very embarrassing.In this regard, Spiderman, who is on the same front as Aihua, said that those guys who don't worry about food and drink are not in charge of the family and don't know how expensive they are!Not to mention, he went to embroider the cross-stitch Qingming Riverside Picture to sell for money...

I have been living the life of an otaku recently, playing games and watching dramas until midnight every day, naturally I can’t get up very early in the morning, Xingjue is still a little sleepy, although he is a genuine earthling, but he is not used to the air of the earth, in the past Even the backward galaxies in the area where he is active have landed in the cosmic civilization. There are purification equipment suitable for carbon-based organisms. The air quality will not be as bad as that of the earth, and he is not used to the sunlight of the earth, so this period Shi Shi had a little freckles on the left and right sides of his nose, but this made him look like an adult man with a youthful and sunny look.

As soon as he arrived in the city, Xingjue's drowsiness gradually disappeared. He stood on the street and waited for Aihua to come out of the alley. In just this gap of time, a beautiful woman with blond hair walked over on catwalks and offered to strike up a conversation with him.Star-Lord's self-confidence that was hit by Aihua and Gamora suddenly became full again, and he soon chatted with the beauty.

"Aren't you an American?"

"My mother is, but this is the first time I've come back as an adult, and the weather here has caused me a little trouble." Xingjue propped up the wall with one hand, touched his little freckles and sighed pretendingly.

"Oh no... I think you are more attractive like this, I like boys with freckles." The blonde beauty approached Xingjue and smiled.

"Thank you..." Xingjue was thinking about flirting further, when he saw Aihua walking over with a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, with a big pumpkin on his back, Xingjue's eyes lit up immediately, and the blond beauty After exchanging numbers and saying goodbye in a hurry, he quickly caught up with Aihua and shouted from behind: "Hey, Carter, we met again, what a coincidence."

"Peter, you are still in America." Edward remembered that he said that he was a tourist.

Hearing someone calling Aihua's English name, Baji also turned his head, seeing Aihua voluntarily going up to meet him, he obviously knew him, so he put down his guard.He carried two sacks of rice on his shoulder, and four barrels of oil in his other hand. When he walked up to the Jazz and Dino car that brought them out, Dino opened the trunk and changed the load. The deformation mode of the tool makes the space larger than that of ordinary Ferraris. After opening the trunk, Ba Ji threw two bags of rice into it without hesitation. "The voice.

Xingjue, who was talking to Aihua, looked over suspiciously. It seemed that the car opened the trunk automatically just now, and even exclaimed...?

Immediately afterwards, Baji threw two barrels of oil, a bag of noodles and a box of potatoes into it one after another, and Ferrari also uttered onomatopoeic words: "Oh no ow ha woo".

"..." Xingjue suddenly remembered, it is said that Aihua lived with the Cybertronians, so it seems that he did not run away.However, thinking of the notorious reputation of the Cybertronians in the universe, Star-Lord was a little ashamed when he saw this scene.Seeing him suddenly covered in cold sweat, Aihua was very surprised, and asked: "Are you hot?" It's early morning, even in summer, but the temperature is not high.

Xingjue quickly regained his senses, looked away from the Autobot, and found an excuse very flexibly: "Indeed, the weather in the United States is not very suitable for me, and I have spots on my face." He said He showed a classic and handsome gesture for flirting with girls, lightly combed his hair, and showed a lethal and charming smile that was almost tried and tested: "I heard it's called freckles, isn't the name cute?"

Aihua still had a calm expression on his face, he didn't show any sign to the handsome guy in front of him, he threw the big pumpkin into Jazz's open trunk, and said: "In our hometown, everyone calls this thing a fly shit."

"..." Xingjue got a sword in his heart.

Aihua didn't feel that saying this would embarrass Xingjue at all, and continued happily: "When I was young, my mother lied to me that the people with fly poop on their faces were the ones who had poop on their faces when they were young." I didn’t wash it off. Later, when I practiced with my family, I even tried to catch flies. It was the first time in my life that I beat Trunks. He may be a bit of a clean freak. After all, flies eat shit. Hahaha, how disgusting would Zhenla be?"

"..." Xingjue didn't want to talk any more now, he wanted to go back and wash his face.

While Aihua and Xingjue were chatting outside, Baji, who was sitting in the jazz carriage, was suddenly informed by the jazz that he must take this man back to the base, because this man had appeared near the base many times, and then disappeared mysteriously. They suspected that This man named Peter is very likely to be monitoring the base, and his current behavior is nothing more than trying to get close to Aihua.After receiving this news, Baji opened the car door and walked towards Aihua, but if he did it rashly, he might make this mysterious watcher resist crazily and hurt the civilians, so Baji showed his amazing acting skills, walked over and dragged Aihua. Xingjue's shoulder said: "You kid dare to tease my sister, I will blow your head off." I learned this from the eight-year-old fat boy in the alley.

"Ah? Wait, this is a misunderstanding!" Xingjue didn't understand why the plot direction changed suddenly. Before he could think about it, Baji forcefully grabbed his arm and threw him into the car.Then he finally figured out the reason, because the second he was thrown into the car, his hands and feet were entangled by the wires that suddenly emerged from the jazz car, and he was immobilized like a death row prisoner waiting to be slaughtered.Baji himself also got into the driver's seat, and explained to Aiwa: "Sir said he was watching us."

Aihua suddenly realized that compared to a stranger, she naturally believed in her own judgment more, so she didn't ask too much, she took the initiative to go to Dino's compartment, while the latter kept muttering that the trunk was a little tight, Go back to the base quickly.At this time, other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy thought that Star-Lord had successfully penetrated into the base and was celebrating...

Now that Bruce has returned, and there are people in the base again, Major Lennox can feel a little relieved. For some time, Bruce, who has always kept calm, is the backbone of the base.Jazz actually doesn't know much about what's going on in the monitoring room, and Bruce seems to have other sources of intelligence besides the monitoring in the base.After seeing Baji press Peter to come to the base, Bruce didn't show any surprise expression on his face, instead he said: "I was discovered...finally."

"How do you know?" Xingjue thought they hid it well.

"Wayne Technology has provided the military with anti-stealth equipment. (ps. Stark Industries provided the military with stealth devices the year before)" Bruce turned the swivel chair, and quickly operated his fingers on the laptop, and then the screen appeared The picture that is gradually becoming clear is the Guardians of the Galaxy and their spaceships who think they have been invisible.

During the first week of surveillance, they were working hard to discuss the plan to infiltrate the base...

In the second week of surveillance, Xingjue chased after them with paper towels, while others grilled in the morning, grilled at noon, and grilled at night...

In the third week of monitoring, Xingjue chased after them with paper towels, while others grilled in the morning, grilled at noon, and grilled at night...

In the fourth week of surveillance, Xingjue chased after them with paper towels, while others grilled in the morning, grilled at noon, and grilled at night...

Then Bruce called the current surveillance. After Star-Lord was captured, a group of people were having a barbecue... To be honest, with the level of this group of people, it is not an organization that will pose any threat at first glance. There is no need to mobilize people to go Arrests.

Even if it was Dong, Xingjue was still a little panicked. He lowered his head and said okay, and then asked, "Why didn't you send someone to arrest us?"

Bruce leaned on the seat and said, "I'm going to hurt a little bit to tell the truth, do you want to listen?"

"Forget it, I think I've hurt..."

Aihua made a very solid suggestion: "Actually, before you do this kind of thing in the future, you can go to Chaoyang District of our country to find the elders and aunts to learn from."

"..." Can you make her shut up?