my bathtub leads to the ocean

【Eye!my eyes! !Give me back my eyes! ! 】

[What are eyes!Heart!my heart!Give me back my heart! 】

[Kneeling.Your Majesty accepts my knee. 】

[No, no, no, no, I don't need all the handsome guys in front of me, I just want these two!Just these two are enough for me to lick for a lifetime!No one should rob me!From now on, I will be stationed in the live broadcast room every day and never come out again! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

[According to my statistics, more than 80% of the people in the live broadcast room have gone crazy.On the frightening beauty of the prosperous age. 】

In short, when Chi Tang and Yu Xiao appeared on the screen, the audience who were still calmly watching the handsome men and handsome men were all not calm. The barrage was frantically swiping, and it didn't take long for Lan Shui'er's live broadcast room to directly They got stuck due to too much traffic and messages, and a group of Yangou who couldn't see the screen cried and looked for the live broadcast room of "Neptune Fishing Brigade", fearing that they would watch the handsome man a minute and a second later.

This caused the number of fans in the "Sea King Fishing Brigade" live broadcast room to explode, from the original 90 to 1 to 10 in the middle, and now it has skyrocketed to [-] or even a million. Yu Er was a little confused.In addition to the crazy increase in the number of people, all kinds of small marine animals that expressed rewards and praises also swam all over the live broadcast screen, not to mention the groups of pippi shrimp, clownfish and small dolphins that swam by, nor did they say that they were like Shells of various colors piled up like hills, and even big sharks and mermaids worth [-] yuan or even [-] yuan at a time appear from time to time.

Yu Er didn't even have time to calculate how much money they received in gifts so far. He only knew that as long as he turned the camera to Wang and Tangtang, someone would buy a mermaid worth 10 yuan. So far, he has seen six mermaids. Baping, if you calculate it like this... It seems that there are already tens of millions in minutes? !

Yu Er covered his heart with his hands, God, "Boss, everyone is praising you and Tangtang for their beauty, and they even gave you a mermaid. Would you like...to say hello?"

Yu Xiao had already noticed that Yu Er and Lan Shui'er came over to live broadcast with their mobile phones, but he just glanced in this direction very indifferently, then turned his head and continued to look at Chi Tang.On the contrary, Chi Tang next to him shook his head when he heard the words, propped his chin and smiled in Yu Er's direction, that smile seemed to be able to directly shine into people's hearts, "Our brother Yu is the boss, we don't laugh, we just accept tribute."

"So I'll just smile instead of Brother Yu. Everyone, please support me a lot in the future. However, you don't need to use mermaids. It's too expensive. You can use small shells that cost one yuan."

【Ah ah ah ah ah!The old man's maiden heart! ! 】

[No, no, how can a small shell for one dollar buy a prosperous beauty!Although you can't afford a mermaid, you can afford a little dolphin sister with 100 yuan! !At least a little dolphin is needed! 】

[Holding my heart and kneeling down, the man who is glowing all over his body, like an ocean emperor, is the boss in everyone's mouth. Sure enough, the boss is mighty and domineering. Tribute!I got an octopus!Save this month's dinner, pay tribute!Please accept it! 】

【Salute +[-]】

[Sailing +[-]]

Soon there was a wave of silent tributes in the live broadcast room, and everyone didn't force them to give gifts directly, as if this would be very worthy of the style of a certain shark king.It is also a wonder.

While everyone was silently licking the screen and swiping presents, the tough driver, Old Hei, slowed down the speed of the yacht. He turned his head to look in the direction of Chi Tang and Yu Xiao, and shouted: "Chi Tang! Boss! It's time to go fishing! place!"

Chi Tang, who was still playing Beast Chess, stood up quickly when he heard the words, and disrupted the chessboard with his hands very naturally, put Xiaoba Xiaomei on his head respectively, and looked at Yu Xiao with a smile: "Brother Yu , we're here, let's get down to business."

Yu Xiao looked at the chessboard that he was just one step away from winning, raised his head and glanced at Chi Tang speechlessly, dropped the Lion King in his hand and stood up.

At this time, Lan Shui'er was determined not to be a light bulb and walked towards the bow of the boat with her mobile phone, which made Yangou who wanted to stare at Yu Xiao Chitang heartbroken, and immediately switched to the live broadcast room to look at Yu Er's mobile phone.

Yu Er also made up his mind to make money for the construction and development of the island.While silently huddling in the corner to broadcast Wang and Tangtang playing chess, he whispered to the fans in the live broadcast room: "Everyone give some shells to support my courage, I risked my life to film the boss and Tangtang , now my legs are shaking, without shells, I'm going to take pictures of Old Heige, the captain of the boat."

Then a bunch of shells, clownfish and shrimps fell from the sky, and Yu Er had the courage to live broadcast again.

【God, I almost screamed with my face in my hands just now, Tangtang played chess, but the boss dared to openly play cute and disrupt the chessboard!That serious look almost made me believe his evil! 】

【Ha ha ha ha!Upstairs is as sharp-eyed as I am!I saw the helpless and doting eyes of the king!Old, God, Lord, oh!But I was so excited. 】

[Tangtang and the boss are a couple, the official candy!I stand firm on this cp, it is absolutely irreversible! 】

[Upstairs, can't we leave a way for the girls to survive? !Such two superb men, do they have to be a couple? !But to be honest, I also think it's better for them to be a couple than to find a wife each. 】

【...The cult is gone, is it okay to enclose the land and grow up?This is Yangou's territory. 】

[Okay, okay, stop arguing, don't you want to broadcast live fishing?Compared with men, I want to see how to live stream fishing now, okay! 】

Yu Er quickly browsed through the messages, and stopped live broadcasting Chi Tang and Yu Xiao. He told everyone that he would go live fishing immediately. The camera shook a few times, and he ran from the cabin to the bow.At this time, everyone on the bow side is ready.

Lao Hei stopped the yacht and walked out of the cabin with the flounder Amu.

In fact, the yacht has come to a relatively open sea area. It is nearly ten o'clock in the morning. The weather is clear and the wind speed on the sea is not too strong.For the people of the Sea Clan who went fishing for the first time, the weather and time were very good.

Chi Tang walked in front of everyone, with a solemn expression on his face: "It will be the first fishing time for our 'Sea King Fishing Brigade', although your water skills are very good, but good water skills don't mean you can cast your net well. Next, I will test how to cast a net for you, and then you can cast your own nets, in fact, we still have a trawl net hanging behind the boat, and we should have harvested a lot of seafood along the way."

【Oh, oh, it's time to cast a net! 】

[Never seen before, ready to open your eyes~]

[Hey, there seems to be someone moving beside me, poof! 】

Chi Tang was still talking, when suddenly a net was thrown from the side. He didn't even have a chance to dodge, and was directly caught by the black fishing net.All the people on the bow turned their heads together, and saw that Blue Shark's face was flushed, and he was grabbing the other end of the fishing net fiercely, with a red face, as if what he threw was not a fishing net, but a hydrangea.

Chi Tang: "..."

All other fish: "..."

Yu Xiao: "Oh."

All audience: [! ! 】

Although I really wanted to laugh, when I heard the 'heh', I instantly suppressed my laughter and felt like urinating, kneel down!

Lan Shui'er was in a bad mood, and regardless of the live broadcast, she rushed forward to save her brother, but there was no way she could be faster than Yu Xiao.So, everyone saw that King Yu suddenly appeared next to Blue Shark with a blank face, reached out and grabbed his collar, and with just a light flick, he was thrown directly into the sea.

Sea Clan: "..." Oh, God, this damn brat deserves it.

Onlookers watching the live broadcast: […]

【Ah ah ah ah ah!What did I see! ?This is murder, is this murder?Fuck, this is murder!If this boss doesn't agree with each other, he will sink into the sea!God, although the whole action is so handsome that it cracks the sky, but boss, you can't kill people just to be handsome! 】

[Crazy, crazy, crazy! !Terrible!Hurry up and save people!What does it mean to casually throw the little wolf dog into the sea?Shui'er, call the police immediately! 】

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room exploded again in an instant, and the picture was stuck into a mosaic artwork, but the number of people in the live broadcast room was increasing crazily and no one wanted to go out. Just when everyone thought they were about to see Lan Shui'er's rage and When other people criticized, Chi Tang sighed and pulled off his fishing net, then grabbed the two corners of the fishing net, glanced at Yu Er who was live broadcasting, and after Yu Er followed up very cleverly, he used his hands hard Pushing and throwing forward, the strong black fishing net seemed to be stretched by the wind in the air. It changed from a big ball into a thin stretched veil, and it fell lightly on the net. on the sea.

It just happened that the net was on the head of the blue shark, which floated up on the sea surface, flopped from one side to the other, and was still flopping happily.

[...Fuck. 】

【That kid is still alive? ! 】

[No, looking at his expression, it seems that he is very happy? 】

[It's good to be alive, scare me!However, the action of Tangtang casting the net just now is really handsome!Crisp and neat, with a sense of beauty. 】

[Hahahaha, look at Shui'er's brother Huzi!He rolled his eyes, the fishing net was afraid that he would be caught first.Hahaha the first fish of the day is a blue shark!Just ask Shui'er what he thinks! 】

Here, Lan Shui'er coughed, and was a little speechless to the message in the live broadcast room saying that Mrs. Wang was cruel. She couldn't say that this kind of punishment was actually not dangerous to the Sea Clan.I can only repeat over and over again that my younger brother is very good at swimming, and the eldest is their relative, and I will never throw him away like this if I am not sure.And, this is a dangerous move, children should not learn it!

At the beginning, some people didn't believe it, but when the blue shark was caught by Lao Hei with a fishing net, he bared his teeth fiercely at Yu Xiao, took off his shirt to reveal his thin body, and jumped into the sea with a big net bag , all the crazy fans shut up.

The fans who spoke for Blue Shark felt like a fucking dog, thinking that this tiger is a real tiger. We were still heartbroken to condemn that super handsome guy for you just now, but after you came up, you jumped again the next second down? !Do you play like this? !

After the blue shark fell, he yelled at Yu Xiao on the yacht with a special sense of presence: "I'll go catch the fish myself! I'll kill you when I come back with a net of fish!"

After shouting, he writhed and ran away with the big fishing net.

Xiao Ba rubbed his little paws on Chi Tang's head and beeped three times.

[Why hasn't he given up until now? I can't even grab Tangtang, how could he be. 】

Xiaomei: "Hey." [Don't hit the south wall and don't look back, you want to give others the freedom to dream, what if it comes true? 】

Xiaoba: "Bee!"

I'm afraid it will be impossible for a lifetime.

While Chi Tang looked at the blue shark swimming away with the fishing net and directly twitched the corner of his mouth, he turned his head to look at the rest of the seafood that looked gentle or cool, and waved his hands tiredly: "Forget it, I know everyone Everyone has their own fishing methods. Anyway, when you arrive at the place, go fishing according to your own ideas. It is now five minutes to ten, and we will give you two hours of free fishing time, and then we will gather on the yacht, one o'clock Have lunch at the time, and then head back to the island."

Hearing Chi Tang's words, the seafood who were worried that he would also throw the net into the minefield were relieved. Lao Hei was very domineering like the blue shark, and took off his shirt to reveal his strong body. With a shiny and muscular upper body, amidst the drooling and envious voices in the live broadcast room, he also picked up a fishing net and jumped into the sea when he disagreed.

Viewers of the live broadcast: [... Nima is another one who jumped into the sea to fish for fish! 】

[Has fishing become so weird these days? !Don't follow the fishing boat, don't bring a submersible, don't wear a life jacket, just wear big pants and jump into the sea? ! 】

[Hehe, I've never seen such a weird fishing method. If I can get more than three fish, I'll live stream and eat fishbone! ! 】

[Hello upstairs, a screenshot has been taken. 】

[What's wrong with the screenshot, I also think it's unreliable!Isn't everyone else jumping into the sea to fish? ! 】

[No, no, no, look at Shui'er and the twin beauties over there!I have a hunch to see a miracle! 】

[Fuck!The water is blowing up! 】

So everyone saw in Lan Shui'er's live broadcast room that she cleared her throat, smiled and began to sing towards the sea. There was no specific content in her singing, and it could only be heard that it was a cheerful and melodious tune. , when the song ended, the fans in the live broadcast room hadn't recovered from the melodious song when they heard the laughter of another beautiful woman: "Oh, that's good! Here comes a group of fish, me and My brothers are all caught online!"

Live fans: […]

Oh my god, this is the first time I have seen such a beautiful and refined fishing method after living such a big life!

Lan Shui'er cleared her throat, and smiled shyly at the fans in the live broadcast room: "It seems that the little fishes also like my singing. When I was not popular in my hometown, my brother and I used to catch fish to eat."

Fans: […] I always feel like I am one of those caught fish.

【Look at Yu Er!The old handsome guy and the glasses chef seem to be making... weird bait? 】

With a shout, the people in Lan Shui'er's live broadcast room quickly shifted to Yu Er's live broadcast room.