my bathtub leads to the ocean

In the live broadcast room of "Sea King Fishing Brigade", fans and viewers watched carefully the chef Amu and the handsome butler grandpa who were cooking in the kitchen of the yacht.

Watching Chef Amu cut a fish into uniform fillets, marinate it with cooking wine and other seasonings, add hot oil to start frying after marinating, and then add chili and other ingredients, using his skillful flipping pan The method makes a delicious dish - spicy fish.

Audience fans: [...uh. 】

[Why do I feel like I'm live broadcasting food? 】

[Same upstairs, just now I subconsciously looked at the name of the live broadcast room, and found that I was indeed still in the live broadcast room of the fishing brigade, not the live broadcast room of the fish cooking brigade. 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Chef Amu is my wife!This kind of handsome and gentle man who also wears glasses and can cook is rare in the world!I really want to be that fish in the hands of the chef! 】

【Well, I would rather eat that fish. 】

[No, that's not the point, everyone, isn't it free fishing time?What's the use of cooking while fishing?The uncle housekeeper next to him is actually making mixed juice, no, after he made the mixed juice, he even poured it on the raw thin sashimi? !I feel that this fish fillet with juice will also be delicious!but!What does this have to do with fishing? 】

[Shut up, stop howling!look!They took the two dishes to the side of the yacht. 】

I saw Flounder and Wu Xian, the butler, each carrying a plate of dishes, and walked to the left side of the yacht very calmly. They put the two dishes into two transparent glass boxes, and then hung the glass boxes with ropes. Put these two dishes into the sea.

【... What kind of coquettish operation is this? 】

[So, these two dishes are fishing bait? !Are you kidding me?Those fish are not human, so they won't be attracted by these two dishes, eh? ! 】

The crazy barrage is still complaining about the unscientific method of using human delicacies to attract fish. Over there, the big fish cages placed next to the two dishes and the flounder have already begun to harvest.

Looking at the fish cage that was not big but crowded with sea fish, the barrage came to an abrupt end.

After a few seconds, everyone left a message while brushing shells and pippi shrimp.

[[-]!I am convinced by this wave of operations! 】

[The housekeeper and the chef are indeed technical talents!God can still fish like this? !I want to eat those two dishes even more now! 】

[I'm going to try fishing with a piece of braised pork later, maybe I can catch a big fish? 】

【Upstairs, you reminded me that I was fishing in the sea, and now I got nothing. I looked at the braised pork bento my wife prepared for me at noon, and decided to put a piece of braised pork on the hook for a try. 】

[Hahahaha, you are too funny upstairs!I have taken a screenshot, I remember your name "Sea Fishing Terminator" and I will see if you can catch fish with braised pork?Ha ha ha ha! 】

[Hey, I've seen everyone's amazing fishing methods, and now I really want to know Tangtang and Dawang's fishing methods!Xiaoer, Xiaoer, hurry up and see Tangtang and Dawang. 】

[Yes, let's see how Tangtang and Dawang fished?Did they just put the fish bucket there, and then say a wish to the bucket, and the fish jumped in by themselves? 】

[Hey, why are you so six upstairs?sit down!Although I also think Tangtang and Dawang are very domineering, but this kind of unscientific fishing method is better not to think about it! 】

[What you said, is it scientific for Shui'er to fish with singing, and for the chef and housekeeper to fish with food? !It's not scientific either! 】

[That's not necessarily true, it can be explained using scientific methods.Shui'er's singing should be to some extent synchronized with the sound waves that attract fish, so there are so many fish swimming over after hearing the singing.As for the cuisine of the chef and the housekeeper, it should be that the special smell wafted out, which attracted the fish.This is explained by the scientific method, however, willing to jump the barrel!Forget about this kind of thing that only exists in the myths and legends of the Conferred Gods List! 】

Then the fans began to make complaints and jokes. Yu Er walked up to Chi Tang and Yu Xiao with everyone's expectations, and conveyed to them the fans' imagination about fishing methods.

After hearing the scientific explanation, Yu Xiao showed a look of caring for the mentally retarded in his eyes, but this kind of statement can also ease the thinking of those crooked researchers from a certain aspect.But Chi Tang couldn't help but laughed directly: "I think this scientific explanation is very scientific! It should be like this, after all, the human body itself is the most miraculous existence. So far, our science has not and has not Have human beings been thoroughly studied? It is said that there are people whose IQ increases greatly after being struck by lightning, or who see reincarnation after going to the sea of ​​death. Perhaps the singing of Shui'er itself is a gift from the sea."

"The world is so big, there are so many wonders."

Chi Tang added a protective film to Lan Shui'er, and then he couldn't help being playful. He smiled at Yu'er's camera, and after a burst of screaming, he said, "Because Brother Yu is Boss, I only pay tribute and don’t fish, and my fishing method is to cast a net to catch. It seems that I am not as good as Sister Shuier, Blue Shark Lao Hei and Chef Butler, so we are also very good to show off, Boss I can't lose face with the captain, I'm going to try the fishing method of 'Volunteer Jumping Barrel'."

【? ? ? ? 】

[[-]!Captain Tangtang, you are really good! 】

[Fuck, do you really want to experiment with such a coquettish fishing method?Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to catch a single fish for two hours? ! 】

[I’ve seen this kind of gimmick a lot. Some bait will definitely be used or the fish that has been prepared a long time ago will be thrown into the bucket. It’s really possible to have fish into the bucket without any cheating methods. I will live broadcast and eat fish feces! 】

[Upstairs, you still have a blue shark. If you swim back and catch more than three fish, you will live broadcast the pot of eating fishbone. Don't talk too much, brother, or you will be waiting for you with fishbone and shit. 】

【...It's disgusting to have a fish bone stained with feces. 】

【+[-] It's disgusting, I want to watch 'The Wisher Jumps the Barrel'. 】

While complaining about the fishbone stained with feces, everyone watched as Chi Tang really took out two buckets, one red and one blue, tied them with ropes and hung them on the right side of the yacht. After all, judging from the height of the yacht itself, even if No matter how jumpy a fish is, it is not easy to jump into a bucket from the sea, and now the red bucket representing Chi Tang and the blue bucket representing Yu Xiao are tied less than half a meter from the sea surface. If the fish is particularly anxious, it can still jump into the bucket from the sea.

That's right, there are not many fish that have no brains at all.

At this time, the number of fans in the "Sea King Fishing Brigade" live broadcast room is almost 200 million. This number may be much worse than those popular celebrities, but just think about the "Sea King Fishing Brigade" live broadcast The time has only been open for less than two hours, and this number is particularly terrifying.

Moreover, there is even a related topic on Weibo at the moment, which is #神奇的鱼鱼法#, which can predict the future glory and popularity of the fishing brigade.

When everything was ready, Chi Tang recruited Lan Shui'er and Yu Er to shoot together, so that only one camera would make everyone think they were cheating.Chi Tang thinks, although he may not be able to make the fish wishers jump into the barrel, Brother Yu can definitely do it. In a few years, Brother Yu can let the seafood that comes out of the fish tank line up and sort themselves. Right now It's really easy to just jump a barrel.

"Okay, everyone, so now I'm going to show my domineering aura. Everyone, please keep your eyes wide open!" Chi Tang finished jokingly, then pointed to his red bucket and shouted: "This is the bucket of the captain of the fishing brigade! Are there any fish willing to jump into the bucket automatically?"

All the seafood: "..." Tangtang, aren't you afraid of being classified as the same kind by Xiaomei if you are so skinny?

All audience fans: […]

[Hahahahaha!I thought Tangtang was following the route of beautiful men like a sea, but now I know he is following the route of being funny! ! 】

[Cover your face, I must be hopeless, such a stupid Tangtang, I actually think it's very pretty and I like it! !It's so pure and unaffected! 】

[Almost laughed out loud in the meeting room, cough cough!Can I volunteer to become a mermaid and jump your barrel?Will you take care of me? 】

The barrage was chaotic, and the camera stared at the red bucket for 5 minutes, and no retarded fish was willing to jump into the bucket.

Chi Tang suddenly felt a little embarrassed. He had always encountered seafood wherever he went before, as if he had an inexhaustible relationship with seafood. Why is there no fish willing to jump on it right now?Does it have to be refined seafood?

[Hahahahaha!No, no, no, look at Tangtang's expression!That aggrieved, mournful and embarrassing look is so ridiculous that I want to make it into an emoticon pack!The accompanying text is 'Why hasn't the fish entered my bucket'! 】

[Just say that there is no myth of volunteers jumping barrels!Not even the captain and the king! 】

[The captain is sure it’s going to die, but the king hasn’t tried it yet, the king can’t use common sense to deduce it! 】

Then everyone unanimously swiped and asked Brother Dawangyu to shout.

Chi Tang looked at those bullet screens and groaned in his heart, he will definitely blind your eyes in a while!Then he looked at Yu Xiao, "Brother Yu, show them your bastard spirit!"

Yu Xiao rolled his inconspicuous eyes a little speechlessly, and finally spoke when the barrage was crazy:

"Come in."

【what! 】

[Hey hey hey! ! 】

[I seem to have heard a voice that sounds better than Shui'er, is super magnetic, and can make my ears pregnant! ! 】

【Kneel down!Someone recorded it!I want to go back and listen to the voice of the king! ! 】

[Crazy, after hearing those two words, I inexplicably wanted to find a bucket and jump into it, what happened? !The charm of the king's voice makes me shiver! ! 】

[Fuck, shut up!Look at the blue bucket!There is a miracle! ! 】

As a result, many fans saw a few swimming fish suddenly appeared under the empty blue bucket hanging on the right side of the yacht, and these fish seemed to have made an appointment. Swimming around in the water and aiming hard, he jumped into the big blue bucket with a plop, splashing a few splashes.

All audience fans: [! ! ! 】

After one goes in, the second jumps in, then the third, the fourth, and finally after ten fish jump in the whole bucket, no other fish come to the bucket. However, these ten fish have already jumped into the bucket. All the fans in the live broadcast room went crazy.

[Fuck, shit, shit! ! 】

[It must be fake, fake, fake!How could the fish jump into the barrel by itself! 】

[Kneeling to the king, as expected the king is the king, what a domineering aura! 】

【Mom asked me why I watched the video on my knees...】

[I will definitely be able to find a scientific explanation!This unscientific! ! 】

Fans and viewers were overwhelmed by Yu Xiao's domineering aura and started a large-scale discussion, but Yu Xiao shook his head helplessly, not planning to play this childish game with him anymore.Chi Tang didn't continue to hide, and began to check the situation of the fishing net seriously, while Yu Er and Lan Shui'er walked around on the yacht, letting different beauties and handsome men show their faces from time to time, and it was like this for two hours. Just passed by, Bei Luo and Bei Wen helped Chi Tang collect the net, the big net bag was full of fish, the fans and audience in the live broadcast room were amazed, and many seafood lovers directly expressed that they wanted to try Neptune What is the taste of the fish caught by the fishing team? They asked to buy it. Chi Tang laughed when he saw the message, saying that these seafood will eventually be transported to the market and shopping mall in Haicheng. He will tell everyone after the shopping mall or selling point is confirmed. .

Among them, one fan directly bought a 10 yuan mermaid, and then said that his family has supermarkets in several shopping malls in Haicheng, and hoped to cooperate with Haiwang Fishing Brigade to open a monopoly.

The fans who were watching sent a wave of [-].

Chi Tang looked at the message, smiled and said that he could consider it, and add a wechat to each other.

Then, many fans followed suit and said that they could also help sell fish, just asking for a contact method, but Chi Tang didn't say anything.

When it was exactly twelve o'clock, Lao Hei and Blue Shark Huzi, who swam out early, came back on time.

Everyone was worried that the blue shark would get lost because he left early, but when the boy came back, he had a bright smile on his face and a big bag of fish in his hand.Old Hei is similar to him, but he seems to have a little less fish in his pocket than Blue Shark.

[I'm going!Did you really come back with a lot of fish after swimming in the sea? !This is too amazing! 】

[Visual inspection of that bag of fish has at least a hundred or so fish. By the way, the one who is going to eat fishbone and shit, are you ready? 】

[[-] I haven't watched the live broadcast of the fish bone stained with feces, just wait for the live broadcast!However, Lan Huzi is really powerful. As expected, as long as there is a sister, there is also a brother. I am really convinced, this sea king fishing team!Watching them fish every day makes me feel like a salted fish!However, I can never get tired of watching it like this!Ah, I am so looking forward to them going fishing in other seas tomorrow. It is also okay to go fishing for adventure. It is so awesome, it is definitely the rhythm of conquering the sea. 】

[I was poked upstairs, and I really want to watch the deep sea adventure of the fishing team!The world is so big, beauty take me to see it! 】

After Blue Shark and Lao Hei came back, the first day of fishing live broadcast came to an end. Fans clicked their attention and said that they would definitely pay attention to it. fish life.Even though Yu Er and Lan Shui'er had turned off the live broadcast, the Internet and Weibo still hadn't stopped, and many people were still discussing the "Sea King Fishing Brigade".

At this time, Chi Tang and the others were sitting on the yacht, smiling while waiting for the flounder to make lunch, while calculating the harvest of today's fishing and live broadcast. He had a hunch that it was a big profit!