Nezha, catch that monkey

"Heavenly Jade Emperor." Nezha knelt on top of the Yunxiao Palace, with his head bowed and his posture humble.

The Jade Emperor bent his lips and smiled, and asked indifferently, "Defeated?"

"Nezha is useless." Nezha bit his lip, his face pale.

"Useless..." The Jade Emperor's tone paused slightly, and he clasped his hands together.

Only the Jade Emperor's voice echoed in the vast Yunxiao Palace, and the atmosphere was a little depressing for a while.

Nezha fell on the ground and waited to be punished, without any regrets in his heart.

The Jade Emperor looked up at the fairy officer beside him, tapped on the long case and said, "I see, let's go down."

"Ah...?" Nezha looked up, suspecting that he had heard wrong.

No loss, no blame, just a word of understanding.

Very strange.

"Well, let's go down. Tell Zhenjun Erlang a word by the way. Tell him, I have written down what happened to him today, so don't do it again in the future."

"Yes." Nezha took the order to leave, and was shocked, not knowing what his second brother had done.

He went straight to the Temple of the True Monarch, one to speak for others, and the other to ask questions.

In the temple, God Erlang sat on a throne made of black iron, his hands on his knees clutched his robe tightly, his eyes were distracted.

"Second brother." Nezha came in from the outside and called out.

But Yang Jian didn't respond.

He was thinking about something, something audacious, something against the sky.

"Second Brother!" Nezha called out again, emphasizing his tone.

"You're back." Yang Jian looked up and saw Nezha, shook his head soberly, and said.

But there was still confusion and trance in his tone.

"Second brother, what's the matter with you?" Nezha saw Yang Jian's strange expression, and put the Jade Emperor's message aside.

"It's nothing." Yang Jian smiled, stretched out his hand to hug Nezha and put him on the throne, and sat on the side seat and asked, "You lost?"

Nezha nodded without saying a word.

"It's okay to lose, come and tell the second brother, which move he lost, and let the second brother analyze it for you. If you remember it in the future, it will be regarded as progress." He was very energetic to comfort his third brother.

"I... didn't fight him." Nezha said guiltily, but admitted the truth.

Probably for Nezha, only in front of his second brother can he truly confess.

"Why, afraid of losing?"

"That's not true, can I, Nezha, be afraid of a monkey?"

"You are not afraid of a monkey, but you may not be afraid of a monkey who calls your wife every day." Yang Jian joked.

"Hey, second brother, your canopy seems to be quite close to Chang'e recently." Nezha crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows.

"I won't tease you anymore, so tell me, why didn't you hit me?"

"Second brother." Nezha picked up the teacup on Yang Jian's case and took a sip of tea, calmed down, met Yang Jian's eyes and said, "I don't know why, but I heard the words of Monkey King today. Words, many images flooded into my head."

"What picture?" Yang Jian narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling puzzled.

"It's very strange. In my mind, the monkey made a fuss in the sky after claiming to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, destroyed the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and even fought with you. Later, he was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha at the foot of the mountain."

"Oh?" Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, guessing that it might be because Nezha only ate half of the elixir, and the memory of reincarnation was not completely forgotten, so there were still some things about the future in his head.

However, Yang Jian's thoughts became more and more serious. After thinking about it, he finally decided not to tell Nezha about her reincarnation in the lower world.

"So second brother, I..."

"So, you didn't fight him and wanted to let him go." Yang Jian patted Nezha on the shoulder to express his understanding.

"Third brother, think too much. I won't fight with him for no reason, and he won't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace for no reason, and the Tathagata Buddha will not press him down the mountain for no reason. What's more, that monkey has all the skills. Can a mountain hold it down?"

"That's right." Nezha twitched his lips, feeling that his second brother was right.

"So, I guess you dreamed about this, so take it seriously. Anyway, don't take it to heart."

Hearing the truth in the morning, Xi can die, Yang Jian understands this truth well, and he doesn't want Nezha to ruin himself because of this.

Nezha agreed in his heart, nodded and lowered his head, but heard the sound of flapping wings coming from far and near, with a strong rhythm, once and for all.

Nezha looked up and saw a golden-winged and silver-eyed eagle circling around the room.

"Hey, second brother." Nezha looked up at Ni Tianying and said, "By the way, your family is bark, I haven't seen you for a long time, second brother, you have a new love and forgot your old love, right?"

Yang Jian straightened his arms, with his palms facing upwards, watching the Ni Tian Ying fly back to his hand, and said: "New love and old love... You said Xiao Hei and Xiaoniao, what kind of new love and old love, your second brother has something in his heart. Who, don't you know?"

"Cheng Chengcheng. Second brother, you are very strange today. You don't look like you at all." Nezha looked Yang Jian up and down with strange eyes.

"Probably something is pressing in my heart, so I want to play a joke and relax." Yang Jian smiled and continued: "Speaking of Xiao Hei, during the time you were facing the wall, he found that there were many dogs he had never seen before in the lower realm. I invited the Queen Mother to reincarnate to experience the birth of a dog."

"So the Queen Mother approved it?"

"Well, the queen mother has been very interested in human affairs recently, so I will approve it immediately."

"He is now..."

"His breed..." Yang Jian teased the Sky-Defying Eagle in his hand for a while and said, "It seems to be called Erha in the world."

"Erha?"

"Well, he yelled all kinds of things the past two days, and I couldn't sleep peacefully because of the noise. When I opened my eyes and saw him, he was hanging on a black wire in midair... the human world called that black wire, which seemed to be called an electric wire. Just hanging on it, it’s screaming loudly.”

"So, second brother, you..." Nezha thought about the scene and said.

"I, of course I will leave with my eyes closed. He wants to experience the life of a dog, so I will naturally satisfy him." Yang Jian said with a look of course.

"Second brother, I really love your bark." Nezha silently shed tears for Xiao Tiangou in his heart, silently thanking his second brother for being good to him.

"It's okay, it's been a year in the sky, and Xiao Hei will be back soon." Zhenjun Erlang took a sip of tea leisurely. : "If you miss him, let him come and play with you in a few days."

"Daughter-in-law, my grandson is back!!!" Nezha hadn't finished feeling sorry for Xiaotiangou when he heard a familiar call bursting from his ears.

Immediately after, a yellow-haired monkey with a purple-gold crown on its head came into view. The golden-armored red-clothed somersaulting cloud landed in the diameter of the Zhenjun Temple, and every step was quite arrogant.

"Didn't I tell you not to come to Heaven?" Nezha said with an unnatural twitching of the corners of his lips, glaring at the monkey.

"That's not going to work, the old demon~Jing went down to invite my old grandson instead of Ugly Jade Emperor, and said that if my old grandson doesn't come, I will throw you to Yang Jian as a wife." The monkey took a few steps forward and stopped suddenly Buzi, looked at Nezha, then at Yang Jian, and said, "Daughter-in-law, how long has my old grandson been gone, and you live with Yang Jian, and you are with him. Wife, you can't let me go Sun!"

"Cohabitation..." Nezha looked at Yang Jian, thinking that I should come to my second brother and pass on a message for the Jade Emperor, so why did I become a promiscuous woman who cheated on her.

Also, I'm a boy!

"Yeah, look at you like this, a single man and a widow live in the same room, what do you mean if you don't live together?!" The monkey broke down in his heart.

"Isn't there another eagle here?" Nezha shook his head at Yang Jian, and pointed his index finger at the Sky-Defying Eagle on Yang Jian's hand.

"Also, I'm a man."

"It...it has a fart use. At most, it will be stewed meat for you." After the monkey finished speaking, he glanced at Ni Tianying with extreme disgust, and said, "Men and men live in the same room, daughter-in-law, you are still so young, if he is right What are you doing, how did you resist? My daughter-in-law, why don't you have any sense of danger at all!"

After the monkey finished speaking, he walked to Nezha, held Nezha's hand tightly, and looked at Nezha affectionately.

Nezha looked at the cautious look of the monkey, and couldn't help becoming cautious in his heart.

The monkey said firmly to Nezha: "But daughter-in-law, don't worry, my grandson won't take it easy. My grandson will definitely kill your brother and succeed!"

"Nezha..." Yang Jian touched his nose and said, "Take this crazy monkey out, if you don't leave, your second brother will beat someone."

Nezha rolled his eyes at the monkey, feeling that he was really going through all kinds of troubles and encountered all kinds of brain damage.

But when she walked halfway, she suddenly remembered the business, turned her head and said to Yang Jian: "By the way, second brother, Jade Emperor Tianzun said, he wrote down what you did today, and asks you not to do it in the future."

After hearing this, Yang Jian's eyes immediately sank. He raised his hand and sent the Sky-Defying Eagle forward, and immediately got up and flew out of the Zhenjun Temple.

He decided that it was time to share his guess with someone he trusted.

"Second brother...?" Nezha was puzzled.

"Third Brother, I'm going to the Supreme Lord, and you will come over later, something is up!" Yang Jian dropped these words and disappeared into the clouds.

Before Nezha could answer, he saw Yang Jian flying back again, showing half of his head among the clouds and saying, "Don't bring monkeys!"

"Hmph, if you don't take it, don't take it." The monkey jumped to Nezha's side, poked Nezha's ball head, poked Nezha's arm, and Nezha who poked him gave him a stare and said, "What are you doing? !"

"Daughter-in-law, my grandson is sure if you are my daughter-in-law?"

"No." Nezha said coldly, ignoring the monkey and walking forward.

"No, no, you are my daughter-in-law. I just confirmed it." Monkey happily followed Nezha and said, "Daughter-in-law, you will not abandon my grandson, right?"

"wrong."